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    While on a mission, Iruka is hit with a jutsu and is turned into a dog. Despite the intention being that this would make him easier to kill, it only means that he escapes. When returned to Konoha, an injured Kakashi- on a forced break- finds him, and takes him in. Despite Iruka being the dog, the person who gets taken care of is honestly up to debate.

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    Kakashi realized when he had finally gotten down the stairs that he was in boxers and a terrycloth robe, and that was it, save his dog slippers he’d meant to keep as inside shoes only. He stood there for a moment in utter defeat. His hair, he knew, was sticking up all over, greasy and thick, and his paper mask was wet from his breathing and crying. He looked very much how he felt: badly.
    At least his leg wasn’t broken. It was a sprained ankle that hurt very badly, and he was limping, but it wasn’t broken. His arm, however, his favorite arm… that was broken. Kakashi leaned against the wall, his free hand nearly dropping his bag full of trash. It was recyclables and everything mixed together, because he hadn’t had the energy to sort konbini food containers and wrappers from anything else.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Newly Genin Kakashi wakes up with the spirit of War-hero Rokudaime Hakate Kakashi in his head, and armed with advice from a far flung future young Kakashi will do anything to save his father... and somehow the world.

    short chapters lead to faster updates- hopefully

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.

    So that was a fucking lie.

    He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.

    Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.

    “I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.

    “Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.

     

    Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
    He ends up taking care of Sasuke.

    Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.

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    11 Nov 2025

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    Kanda Kyoichi transmigrated to Konoha and became a temporary instructor at the Ninja Academy. Fortunately, he awakened the Mentor System.
    By teaching others, he could earn rewards.

    Thus began Kyoichi’s career as a "teacher" in the ninja world.

    Shisui: “Sensei’s unique interpretation of the Will of Fire has given the Uchiha Clan a true sense of direction!”

    Asuma: “The essence of the jade lies in protecting the people, with the advanced leading the way for the less experienced. Only then can Konoha become stronger!”

    Kakashi: “He’s my life mentor. He transformed Konoha!”
    ...

    Years later, in the memoirs of Kyoichi, now the Hokage, he wrote:
    “I honestly just wanted to be a life mentor!”

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    02 Nov 2025

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    When Kurama underestimates the power drain of a time travel seal, Naruto sacrifices himself to protect Kurama, leaving behind a very disgruntled Kurama stuck as the sole inhabitant of Naruto's 3yr old body.
    Saving the future was supposed to be Naruto's job, not Kurama's! And pretending to be a tiny human is not something he is good at.

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    01 Nov 2025