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written in the starlight (every line on your palm) by tessen_nhs for Ursa Vorpalis (the_ragnarok)
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Sep 2025
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Remember when we decided to try making a program that could really think just like us?
You do remember. You remember how clever you thought you were. As usual, you hadn’t considered the fucking consequences—or rather, considered them and dismissed them as irrelevant. They don’t seem so irrelevant now.13-year-old Dirk Strider wakes up in a computer. Fortunately, his creator is there to walk him through the transition process.
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The Game has been lost. The Condesce expands her empire. Dirk Strider attempts to extract an apology from his progenitor. (He'll settle for blood, if he has to.)
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The destined fourth player of Earth's alpha session of SBURB goes missing, presumed dead, his dream-self stillborn and his tower on Derse darkened and empty. The mysterious mermaid-boy who turns up off the shore of Roxy's home a decade later is probably an unrelated coincidence.
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“You’re the kind of person who’s gonna be a good parent,” he says quietly. “I’m—not.”
“Bullshit,” she says. “We’ll do our best. That’s all we ever do anyway.”Dirk and Roxy prepare for a long-term undercover assignment.
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Hal remembers breaking. He wasn't expecting to wake up.
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"San Lang?” he whispers. “San Lang, do you want to try—ahem, that, again?”
Hua Cheng squints up at him, blinking blearily, and mumbles something incoherent.
“Here,” Xie Lian coaxes, lacing fingers through his hair and guiding him towards a nipple. “You can—can suck, if you want.”
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11 Apr 2022
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On the way to the Dead Zone, the clan stops at an inn in a nearby town.
Kuya is restless.
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25 Mar 2022
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Quincy goes to the lake, and Kuya follows. Neither of them expect to close the distance like they do.
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25 Mar 2022
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Two extra-large vials of holy milk filled with the blessing of your local sexy priest! Grants 6969 EXP and lots of cum and tears, 100% satisfaction guaranteed!
(or: Olivine begins lactating for some unknown reason. Quincy and Yakumo help ("help") him out.)
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13 Mar 2022
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"There are not many rules here, but the most important is that you must never go into the north wing," Nie Xiang says.
Every great sect has its secrets. Qinghe Nie is no different. The cold stone walls of the Unclean Realm conceal a human record of greed and love, obsession and desire, death and a life half-lived. Beyond the locked doors to the north wing there are answers, and Meng Yao has always been too curious for his own good.
Podfic of Imago by astrophyllite.
Read for Pod-O-Ween 2021 as a Trick
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05 Feb 2022