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“The rancid smell of blood wafted through the trees. The sweetened air of spring was tainted, for Gaius Octavius was no more.”
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A Night At The Museum retelling of the assasination of Julius Caesar.
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Octavius is balls deep in the closet and a mild midlife crisis. Jedediah just wants to fix the elevator.
AKA the corporate loser x mechanical engineer AU that literally nobody asked for.
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08 Jun 2026
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Michael couldn't help but hold out hope for something good, deliberately ignoring the side of his brain that relied on logic alone.
Because that side of his brain was warning him that this was probably just another one of GOB’s magician meetings, in which GOB would plead that Michael be his stand-in assistant. Or the Hot Cops needed a place to crash for the weekend, and GOB wanted Michael to convince their parents to let a group of male strippers move in “temporarily”.
But Michael was ignoring that part of his brain, so.
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25 May 2026
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“Octavius had cleared his head of all negative thoughts of himself by his class the next day. He was at his desk, reorganizing his bag for the third time that week, when his teacher spoke to introduce a new student. His name was Jedediah Smith, and he came from Texas.”
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Octavius—already dealing with the stress of school work, mental health, parental pressures, and all the various negativities of teen life—is thrown yet another problem: A new student from Texas is determined to befriend him. Octavius does not want a friend.
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22 May 2026
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A history of the Bluth family, from the 1940s to the 1990s, tracing the lives of the Bluth family and the history of the United States over 50 tumultuous years.
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21 May 2026
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“Everything I dreamt last night is coming true.”
That makes Sally pause. “Well, were they good dreams?”
Tony thinks back to Gob and masks coming on and masks coming off and- “They were mixed.”
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19 May 2026