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Put My Money Where Your Mouth Is by darter_blue for inihiu
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
13 Jun 2020
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Batman overhears the Justice League gossipping about his Brucie Wayne alter ego and, through a series of escalations (and Clark being accosted by Hal for coming to Bruce’s defense), decides to use his secret identity and a visit to the Watchtower to troll them all.
Only it turns out maybe Batman is not the world’s greatest detective, as he realises his feelings for Clark (and Clark’s feelings for Batman) might make things a little more complicated.
Cue Identity porn, team shenanigans and a couple of hopelessly oblivious superheroes and a lot of fluffy crack.
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12 Aug 2025
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“Well,” Robin says. “You have to remember. The guy was basically raised by a butler.”
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12 Aug 2025
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Finding himself alone after a heist gone wrong, Castiel is wandering from town to town, breaking into houses and stealing valuables along the way to get by. But when he stumbles upon a sleeping omega under an open window, he decides to take something else entirely.
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12 Aug 2025
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All prisoners of Azkaban are insane. Sirius’ insanity just takes a different shape than usual.
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12 Aug 2025
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Finally made it to 16 years old and to celebrate your birthday and passing your driving exam, you and your older brother share some alcohol. But don’t worry, you’re not going anywhere.
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- Part 7 of Random Smut One-shots
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12 Aug 2025
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Intergalactic negotiations are difficult.
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11 Aug 2025
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I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am by Mardiaz173
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
08 Aug 2021
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It was like living in the Twilight Zone. Everyone else believed fervently in Bruce Wayne’s reputation. He was a flirty, stupid, and entitled drunk whose only redeeming quality was his bleeding heart. And yet every time Clark spoke with Wayne, the man was clever, mischievous, and sober with an indecipherable ulterior motive.
And no one believed Clark. Not Lois, not his parents, not even Batman.
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11 Aug 2025
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There is a reason why Foxtaglia loves his Dragon Papa so much. One of the reasons is because Dragon Papa likes to play all sorts of fun games with him, one of which is called the Stinger And The Bee.
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- Part 1 of Foxtaglia and Dragon Papa
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11 Aug 2025
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Taehyung has just recently divorced his wife after catching her cheat on him with his best friend. After getting a confession out of her and signing the separation papers he escapes from the grief of his marital home with his son Jeongguk, the only good thing that came out of his marriage.
It’s during a drunken night filled with heartbreak and painful memories that he goes back to his tiny apartment and does something that might change his life forever.
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11 Aug 2025
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the Batfamily (+Clark) whenever Bruce doesn’t sleep: go SLEEP don’t you care about yourself??? you need to REST go to SLEEP
also the Batfamily (+Clark) .5 seconds after Bruce is finally asleep: hey B actually we need you for this--
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11 Aug 2025
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chase the feeling by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Aug 2023
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At the other end of the table, Superman’s expression shifted fractionally. Barry squinted, trying to decipher what the slight curve of his mouth meant.
“Oh, this is a good one,” Hal said, “He’s really letting him have it, huh?”
Still holding Superman's gaze, Batman leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms and lifting his chin up.
No, that look said, Absolutely not.
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10 Aug 2025
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Smooth Criminal by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
18 Aug 2016
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It’s been a few days since the Avengers met Batman, and Clint’s lunchbox is missing.
Naturally, this means open negotiations between the Justice League, SHIELD, and the Avengers until Clint’s Superman Lunchbox is returned. And his twenty-seven dollars in singles. Damn it.
“We met with the Avengers, like, twice?” Clint paused, frowning. “You’re Bat--”
Bruce moved quicker than the eye could see, slamming a fist into Barton’s throat before the other man could finish that sentence. The archer slumped to the floor with a cough.
“You know better than to unmask me at my own company,” Bruce growled, feeling his voice deepen and not caring in the least. He stood, rolling down the shades to his office. “Why the hell are you even here?”
“L-lunchbox,” Barton coughed out, rolling to his feet. He touched a hand to his throat. “Save…..Superman...lunchbox….”
Bruce frowned at the mention of his teammate. “Why did you say that name?”
“It’s...on my...lunchbox.”
Light Stony, and a lot of Batman.
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- Part 3 of Batman/Avengers Crossover 'verse
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10 Aug 2025
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Bad Blood by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
03 Aug 2016
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The Avengers chase a villain into Gotham, and end up needing the help of the city’s resident superhero, the mysterious Batman. Steve isn’t too pleased.
“Well,” Superman said, walking over to the creature. He turned to Batman. “Shadow again. Diana’s new compound work this time?”
“Yes.” Batman responded, tilting his head. “Where do you want to put him this time?”
“This time?” Steve asked, freezing as both figures turned to him. “It’s just...uh, you’ve, uh, fought him before. I guess?”
“Last week,” Batman said, voice tinged with irritation. “Check the inter-league communications better, Captain. You might not make a mess next time.”
Light Stony, and lots of Batman. Back by popular demand.
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- Part 2 of Batman/Avengers Crossover 'verse
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10 Aug 2025
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Just Another Day by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2016
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Tony brings his long-time friend, Bruce Wayne, to Avengers' tower. Steve gets jealous.
“You think you’re some kind of funny guy, huh?”
Wayne raised an eyebrow, not rising to the bait. “Just pointing out the weak spots. You’re a good fighter. Everyone has them, though.”
Tony rose from his seat, putting a hand on Steve’s chest. “Babe, I think we should--”
“If you’re such a genius,” Steve spat at Wayne. “Then you do it.”Wayne’s eyebrow crept even higher up his forehead. “Do what?”
“Spar. With me.”
Tony went white. “Steve, I--”“I won’t hurt him.” Steve told Tony, the implication unsaid. Wayne was still cool as a cucumber as the two men stared at each other. “Trust me.”
Things go great, basically. Light Stony, with a dash of Batman for flavor.
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- Part 1 of Batman/Avengers Crossover 'verse
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10 Aug 2025
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“I know,” Dick said, “But he cried when we said Clark wasn’t coming.”
Alfred sighed.
“Of course he did.”
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10 Aug 2025
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“No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”
Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.
“–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”
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10 Aug 2025
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“How long have we worked together -- seven years?” Hal asked. “Did you know Batman was married?”
“No,” Barry said, shrinking back a little in his seat.
“No offense,” Oliver said, turning back to Bruce. “But who would be unlucky enough to marry you?”
or, the one where Batman lets a crucial detail slip during a Justice League meeting and an unlikely ally steps in.
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10 Aug 2025
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The Justice League is cursed to stay awake, or fall into a coma. For the Batfamily, extreme sleep deprivation is really just another Tuesday.
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10 Aug 2025
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Beautiful flower arrangements keep arriving at the Manor that Alfred keeps displaying tastefully in the many heirloom vases his family have kept and collected. Bruce isn’t aware of their nefarious origins at first, not until Alfred proffers the cards laid neatly out on a silver tray in a delicate fan pattern.
“I believe these are for you, sir. They came with the flower arrangements.”
Bruce, who’s already automatically reaching for them, freezes.
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- Part 2 of Kill, Fuck, Marry
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10 Aug 2025
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"To imagine the Bat hid you for so long. Just another of his atrocities,” the Alpha murmurs, and Dick whines in agreeance, rubbing his cheek against the stubbly jaw.
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- Part 1 of Dick Rare Pair Challenge
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10 Aug 2025