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  1. Rec 62

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    The loon's POV of Shane and Ilya's interaction at the cottage,
    based on the Reddit post about the loon call:
    https://www.reddit.com/r/heatedrivalry/comments/1q12wer/fun_little_fact_about_the_loon_call/

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    10 Jan 2026

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    It doesn’t matter what Shane looks like because he’s got a jersey and pads and a helmet on. It doesn’t matter what languages he speaks because he’s got a mouthguard clamped between his teeth and too many plays to chew on to even think about talking. It doesn’t matter who his parents are or where people think he should be from because he’s here to play hockey and he’s here to win.

    Shane Hollander is very good at hockey.

    He’s even better at winning.

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    Everything is harder when you don't know where you fit in. Shane Hollander can attest to that.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    fawkkkk. who else cried

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    In 2008, anyone who was vaguely aware of professional hockey made sure to keep an eye on the results of the IIHF World Junior Championships. It was slated to be the first competitive meeting between Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Ilya Rozanov, who were already making headlines since they were expected to soon become the highest overall omega draft picks in NHL history.

    or: the omega/omega hollanov au literally no one asked for

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    28 Dec 2025

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    bomb worldbuilding. every hockey HR fan should read this

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    when shane gets the injury that would come to end his career, in the moment he’s just thankful he didn’t break his jaw.

    or: shane knew, in the abstract, that one day he would play his last professional nhl game. it never occurred to him that hockey would choose that day for him.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    oh my fuck

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    “You didn’t like it the last time we tried it,” Shane said.

    Ilya gave a one-shouldered shrug. “Was years ago. Maybe it is an acquired taste, like licorice.”

    “You also don’t like licorice,” Shane pointed out.

    “Yes, but I keep trying it because Luca likes it so much.”

    “And then you make a face and tell him how awful it is.”

    “When have I ever told you your dick is awful?” Ilya said, looking mildly offended. “I am its number one fan.”

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    12 Dec 2025

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    faave

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    "take the shackles off my feet so i can dance, you broke my chains now i can lift my hands."

    or, "He doesn’t make any friends when he starts school. He misses his Momma too much, but he tries not to cry because his Daddy said he wasn’t supposed to. He wants to say No, he wants to ask, Do I have to leave home?, he wants to ask, Why do they look at you like that when you come pick me up, Daddy? But his mouth isn’t big enough for words like that yet. His heart isn’t strong enough. (They ask him after the first time Coach picks him up if he’s his real Daddy, whatever that means. His Dad’s hand is brown sugar and Eric’s is a Nilla wafer, and they’re made for each other.

    But Eric’s mouth isn’t big enough for those words, yet.)"

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    17 Feb 2025

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    "I used to dream about this," escapes Buck's mouth on a cozy Tuesday morning.

    Buck used to imagine Eddie's grey hair; wondered if Eddie would go grey on his sides first, or maybe it'd start with a strand of hair at the top of his head. Buck would picture it in the middle of Eddie’s trademarked swoop. He'd picture it falling beautifully on his face. He'd picture himself twirling it between his fingers. He'd picture his hands getting lost, year after year, in Eddie’s saltier and pepperier hair, holding onto them, softly, firmly, desperately, any way possible.

    Right now, he has no need for imagination. He simply stares at his husband.

    "What," Eddie mumbles around a mouthful of muffin.

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    29 Dec 2024

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    oog

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    “Well, we’re doing a fancy dinner and mini golf and karaoke,” Buck says, “and those are kinda date activities anyway, right?”

    “Right,” Eddie says slowly. “Except it’s Chim’s bachelor party, so we can hardly bring dates along, even if we could find them. That’d be weird.”

    “Well,” Buck says, “I was thinking… what if we were each other’s dates?”

    Eddie’s brain bluescreens for a moment.

    Buck must take his total lack of reaction for disagreement, because he hurriedly says, “Like, a pretend date. That way we could test out our, like you said, moves on each other. And then be totally truthful about whether they worked or not. So we get honest feedback and we don’t have to worry about finding someone to try them out on and we can still make it to Chim’s party. And then give Chris some advice before Sunday. Right? Does that make sense?”

     

    or, chris wants dating advice and it turns out taking your best friend on a pretend date to practice being as romantic as possible is not a good idea in theory or in practice, considering the pesky being-in-unrequited-love of it all

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    30 Nov 2024

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    delightful :]

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    “It’s always pretty fun to see a former fuckboy from your grad school era bootycall list all domestic and settled down.”

    “Right, uh,” Buck’s brain is very quickly piecing together the slow onceovers, no doubt cataloguing the matching sleep-soft sweatpants and cozy hoodies and unbrushed hair at breakfast-time on a weekday. The singular witnessed conversation regarding co-purchased home cleaning products. The lack of personal space followed by the hasty exit when made to interact with an ex of sorts. “He’s, uh, he’s actually my best friend.”

    “Hey man, I love that for you. That’s the best way to do it, you know? Wish everyone got that in their relationship.” She's smiling very warmly at him. Buck’s sweating again.

    “He’s my partner,” Buck stresses, as much emphasis on the word ‘partner’ as he can manage.

     

    or, two boy best friends and an ex lover walk into a grocery store. everyone is on their normalest behaviour.

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    18 Nov 2024

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    Buck develops a relationship with the ocean, avoids talking about the day Eddie was shot, realizes he might be in love, and drives.

    Order may vary.

    (a fic for the "Buck is going to break all the way down in season 6" truthers)

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    17 Oct 2024

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    They say being a teacher is one of the most rewarding things you can do with your life. New art teacher Phoenix Wright isn't sure who "they" are and what kind of angelic students they must have had, because the Themis Middle School students are really something else altogether.

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    25 Jul 2024

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    ojaihfgiahdfog

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    “Bea.” He clambers onto his knees, grabbing her hands in his own. “Bea, take me to Thanksgiving with you.”

    Bea blinks. Blinks again. “What?”

    “Bea, I could terrorise your gran until she’s begging you to stay single forever.”

    Or, Alex agrees to be his friend's fake boyfriend for a weekend. He is not prepared for his friend's brother.

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    23 Jun 2024

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    LOL

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    “I'm gay.”

    He's looking at his feet, because he hasn't quite come to terms with the fact that he's saying this in a room where other people, strangers, can hear it.

    But this is still the first time he's said it this way: out loud, in a declarative sentence. Being nervous is fine. Frank said that being nervous is fine, and Buck just said he's proud, and the only thought Eddie has in his head is that it's embarrassing he can't raise his head and say it like a man, so clearly, he's going to need to hang on to other people's words for the time being, someone who isn't his dad trying to explain the ways Eddie's allowed to inhabit the world.

    He doesn't need to ask anyone's permission to be who he is. That's also a thing Frank said.

    in which eddie attends a self-empowerment group for gbtq men to supplement his therapy, and is empowered to: forgive himself, say "i'm gay" to his own reflection in the mirror, accidentally adopt an adult, make fried rice, and tell his straight best friend that he's in love with him. not necessarily in that order.

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    15 Jun 2024

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    ugmrkf

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    L puts Light in a compromising position

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    24 Aug 2022

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    never read or watched death note but this si gold

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    “Is that blood?”

    “No,” Kurapika replies firmly, fist clenching tighter.

    Leorio grabs their hand. “Bullshit.”

    (The effects of Emperor Time finally take their toll.)

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    02 Jun 2022

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    oh god this made me cry at 4am

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    In an astounding display of bad decision-making and blatant stupidity from both parties, Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk catfish each other in a MMORPG.

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    22 Jan 2022

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    threecrossings the fic writer ever

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    "I'm not going to moan in your mother's home," Yoo Joonghyuk said in disgust.

    "You're not actually moaning, just pretending to," said Kim Dokja.

    "Do it yourself."

    But I don't want her to think I bottom. "We both have to do it to make it plausible," Kim Dokja explained with a patience he did not feel. "Come on, Joonghyuk-ah, it'll be easy! We can take turns pinching each other."

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    10 Jan 2022

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    IM HOWLING. IM CRYING

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    Yoo Jonghyuk wakes up. He remembers nothing.

    The only thing he's completely sure of is that Kim Dokja is his husband. He'll cut down anyone that says otherwise.

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    03 Jan 2022

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    :) [:( ]

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    Luo Binghe has arrived in the modern world, it has become Shen Yuan’s job to keep him entertained so the demon lord doesn’t go on an evil rampage. He is doing his best to be a good host, please don't kill him!

    He perhaps does his job too well.

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    02 Sep 2021

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    wipes tears

    sy: wow i guess this is happening lol

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    Shen Yuan buys a body pillow, cyberstalks his nemesis, and joins a harem.

    Luo Binghe, recently escaped from the Endless Abyss, is just along for the ride.

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    02 Sep 2021

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    HELP???

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