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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    He shut his eyes and dragged a hand over his face, hard enough that it almost hurt.
    Three months.
    Three months since that night and this was still what his mind reached for. Not just the hug, or the stupid way Spider-Man had said you mean a lot to me like it was both everything and nothing at the same time. It was all of it.The pineapple pizza, the sunset, the way Johnny had let himself think just for a second, just long enough to get wrecked by it later that maybe it meant something more than it did.
    Then Spider-Man had vanished.

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    12 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 59

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    Peter wasn’t supposed to almost die.
    Johnny wasn’t supposed to be figuring this out on the fly: hypothermia, panic, and whatever the hell Peter’s robot has going on.

    Unfortunately for both of them poor decision-making and a very opinionated spider-bot have other plans.

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    or: Peter Parker and Johnny Storm are two idiots in love and it only takes Peter almost dying of hypothermia for them to figure it out.

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    18 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    Peter Parker is eight years old when he notices the name, it happens on a Tuesday morning while he’s getting dressed for school.

    There is nothing particularly special about the moment, Peter is just about to pull his shirt over his head when he glances towards the mirror on the back of his bedroom door and notices something strange near his shoulder. He stops what he is doing, dropping the shirt on the floor before moving closer to the mirror.

    Peter freezes, his eyes locked on the letters that sit cleanly below his collar bone like they had been carefully written in black ink. He let his fingers brush over them like it might have been an accident, the ink doesn’t smear or fade it stays exactly as it is.

    Jonathan Lowell Spencer Storm

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    Soulmate AU where we see the boys get their powers and fall into awkward teenage romance while they try to stay alive as young heroes

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    13 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    He gained on him again, his momentum building. The city opened up ahead, the skyline dipping just enough to give them a clear stretch of air. “Alright,” Spider-Man called, voice carrying over the wind, “race you to Battery Park.”
    Johnny didn’t even hesitate. “You’re on.”
    Spider-Man laughed, already firing another webline and launching himself forward. The shift was immediate, the playfulness of the night had turned competitive in a heartbeat. He pushed harder, longer swings, tighter turns, cutting corners wherever he could. Johnny’s flames roared brighter as he shot ahead in a streak of fiery light, then dipped low just to force Spidey to adjust.
    He compensated automatically, muscle memory kicking in. He angled for a better line hold and fired.
    Nothing.
    There was a soft, wrong click from his webshooter.
    He blinked, confused more than anything else at first. His body kept moving, the swing already committed but the line never came. For a split second his mind just… didn’t catch up.

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    Secret identity story where Spider-Man disappears after getting injured. Then Johnny meets his new classmates at ESU, one of them is Peter Parker.

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    13 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “Is that a Doctor Doom impersonator,” Peter said, staring down at Johnny’s phone in horror.

    “I wanted Elvis,” Johnny yawned. “But you said this was funnier.”

    “He’s going to kill me,” Peter said blankly. “Doctor Doom is going to kill me because I married his fourth favorite nemesis—”

    “Hey, Ben is the fourth favorite. I’m a solid third.”

    His fourth favorite nemesis in Las Vegas—”

    “The Little Latverian Chapel, if you want to get exact.”

    “With a Doctor Doom impersonator officiating.”

    “He said we were his favorite couple of the night, by the way,” Johnny said, yawning. “And he just smiled and nodded when you told him you were actually Spider-Man.”

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    Peter welcomes Johnny back from the Negative Zone, marries him, and falls in love. In that order.

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    13 Apr 2026