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    After Sherlock unceremoniously returns from the dead, John finds himself inexplicably angry all the time. So he does what any emotionally-constipated British man does: he joins a Mixed Martial Arts gym. As John throws himself into the sport and joins in on underground no-holds-barred brawls, situations arise that just might force John to face what is really going on underneath all the rage.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    The letter had been nothing but grief wrapped in barbed wire. Every word a deflection, every sentence tipped with venom he didn’t mean. And Sherlock—bloody Sherlock—had taken it. Just taken it. Because he cared. Because, in that maddening, twisted way that was his alone, he loved John.
    Loved him in the way that said, I can take it, hit me again. In the way that said, I’ll put a gun to my own brother’s head if it means you walk out of here alive.
    It wasn’t right. It wasn’t healthy. John knew that. But knowing didn’t stop the part of him that… relished it. The part that was selfish enough to find comfort in it.
    And now, to think that it might all be about to end—this strange, fragile life they’d built—it made something raw twist in his chest. It made him want to slam a fist into the nearest wall, shout until his voice broke.
    Because despite every protest, every denial, every stubborn piece of posturing, John had finally understood something in the past year.
    He loved him.
    He loved Sherlock Holmes in every way a man could love another man.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    “Yuriy, don't run,” Roy called for the third time now, and was blessed by the eleven year old's equivalent of a teenage ‘are you an idiot?’ look. Roy narrowed his eyes at him, daring him to say it out loud, and wrapped his fingers tighter around the little legs dangling around his shoulders. Or rather, kicking around his shoulders.

    “And Izzy, stop kicking me. You can kick your dad. In fact, I encourage it. Not me, though!”

    The little girl giggled. “I'm gonna tell Daddy you said that!”

    “Snitch,” he groused and reached up behind his head to tousle that golden mop of hair, making her squeak.

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    Roy visits Resembool!

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    05 Sep 2025

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    Trisha hooked her chin over his shoulder. “Look at you. My boys. And look at him, my love. His eyes, their color have come in. Aren’t they something? A blessing from Ishvala.”

    “An inheritance pattern.” He corrected.

    “Whatever it may be,” she smiled, “it suits him, doesn’t it?”

    Hohenheim remained quiet for a moment before glancing at her. She had gotten good at reading Van and the tragedy in his skin, bracing for the question before it came.

    “…And you’re not ashamed of it, Trisha? The ailments the past in your blood has brought to the surface?”

    “Of course not,” Trisha responded softly. She reached over and took her son from him. Running the pad of her thumb over the sleeping babe’s face, she laid it on the soft swell of an infant cheekbone. In the bowels of sleep, Ed cooed, resettling against her bare chest with a wet smack of his mouth. What a hungry little thing. “The story our blood tells is not ours, dear. The love of our ancestors does not make monsters.”
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    Trisha Elric's first born dons the red eyes of her people. She views it as a blessing, but the rest of Amestris is sodden with hate.

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    31 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    Will's home again—even if, technically, he's still in Skandia. Because, as it turns out, home has come to him.

    (Battle for Skandia missing scene, in which Will has lots of feelings. Halt also has a lot of feelings, and may even show a few of them. And Tug and Horace aren't being left out either.)

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    18 Jul 2025