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"If you feel that need to dominate—to be in charge, to win—then this is actually a pretty safe way of dealing with that," Dirk says, looking you in the eyes. It doesn't sound like a general, impersonal 'you' at all. "You get what you want and so does your partner. It's not a lot like the bullshit you see in the media."
"But I sh—it's not right to want that," you say, and by now your nerves are thrumming with an echo of the same panic you felt in Cronus's apartment.
Dirk shrugs. "You can spend your whole life trying to make yourself normal, whatever the fuck that actually means, or you can accept how you're different and start looking for ways to be happy."
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- Part 2 of Human Behavior
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07 Sep 2025
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You try to dress nice. How do you dress nice for a sex club? You have no fucking idea. But you've got the greaser cool guy look down pretty good, and you think it works for you. You wear your tightest t-shirt. You spend like fifteen minutes in front of the bedroom mirror trying to decide which pair of jeans is the most flattering for your glutes. This is your chance.
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- Part 1 of Human Behavior
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07 Sep 2025
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It's all Rosie ever wanted--her husband, well fed and well rested, with a little extra love to see him through to the next day. Taking care of him seems to be Rosie's life mission, and who is he to argue?
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11 Feb 2024
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Where We First Started by saintlygames
Fandoms: The Half Life of Valery K - Natasha Pulley
05 Jan 2024
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Valery and Konstantin meet in their university years. They fall in love, maybe too hard and too fast.
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19 Jan 2024
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We Only Said Goodbye with Words, I Died A Hundred Times by ras_elased
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale felt his cheeks flush pink. “Yes. Well. It appears to be a curse for a cheating lover. The design is to create an ever-increasing obsessive need for the person who—”
“I’m well aware of what it does,” Crowley interrupted. Aziraphale glanced up from the book and took in Crowley’s stance, the apparent lax posture belied by the way he was clutching the edge of the countertop with white knuckles. Aziraphale swallowed.
“Is it…” Aziraphale faltered, then tried again. “Is it…” painful is how he told himself he wanted to finish the question. There was no other possible word to end that question that Aziraphale wanted to know.
“Don’t play dumb, angel. It doesn’t suit you.” Crowley’s voice was low, an edge of something to it that Aziraphale hadn’t heard since the Tadfield airbase, the moment Crowley was ready to give up and accept the apocalypse. He met Aziraphale’s eyes. “You know who I want.”
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18 Sep 2023
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One of the other boys at the orphanage remembers just enough of a past life to see Naruto as a cute kid in need of looking after. Growing up with a brother figure watching his back, Naruto isn't a desperate, love-starved, illiterate weapon ready-made for authority to wield. Some people in Konoha aren't very happy about that...
Others, though... well, it might just save their lives.
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11 May 2023
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19 Nov 2022
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Ticket Pocket by geneticallydead
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
17 Jun 2014
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Hannibal needs a new tailor. He finds Will Graham.
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Will's eyes flickered over Hannibal’s suit – the tan plaid, three buttons on the jacket (currently undone), matching waistcoat, cream shirt with English spread collar that was so spread it was virtually a cut away, and a paisley tie with a double Windsor knot. Will Graham took all this in with a quick, professional eye, and then looked back down at his ledger.
“No,” he said simply.
Hannibal, who had been coming forward, halted abruptly.
“I beg your pardon?” he asked. Will Graham was rude, and that was such a disappointment after all the effort he’d gone to for this referral.
“No, I will not take you on as a client. Sorry to waste your time,” Mr Graham said, not sounding very sorry at all.
“May I ask why?” Hannibal said stiffly.
“Because I’m not going to fuck around with all of that, whatever it is,” he replied, waving a hand at Hannibal’s suit. “I don’t know what that is, but I’m not having a bar of it.”
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- Part 1 of Clothes Make The Man
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18 Oct 2022
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Efnisien ap Wledig is an omega born into an all-alpha family. Abandoned by his birth mother and raised by his aunt, he is subjected to a lifetime of medical experimentation and brainwashing and believes himself to be an alpha. But the experiments begin to fail, and he is abandoned yet again to an Omega Rehabilitation Facility, where the family expects he will be retrained into the 'perfect omega' and placed in an arranged marriage, or be eliminated if this is no longer possible.
The Facility don't know about the experiments, and Efnisien doesn't even know why he's there in the first place, since he's an alpha...isn't he? One thing's for certain, he definitely doesn't need an alpha companion, no matter what the staff at the facility seem to think.
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- Part 1 of Underline the Rainbow
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- 132/132
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05 Oct 2022
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All That Glitters by LoquitorLatinae
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
31 Jul 2016
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Modern AU. Dorian Pavus, a successful stage actor in Minrathous, is forced to flee Tevinter and finds himself in need of employment in Orlais. With no one interested in his sizable skills as an educated mage, he turns to his proficiency as an actor to make living and finds himself working with Sun Gate Pictures, a movie production company in Val Royeaux. His role as an evil Tevinter magister from the Blessed Age leaves much to be desired, as does his treatment by the director, cast, and crew, but life becomes much more interesting when the stunt crew arrives on set, a company called the Chargers led by the aptly named The Iron Bull.
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06 Aug 2022
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Project Imekari by GnedTheGnome
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
14 Jul 2018
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Modern AU in which Blackwall is a Pro-Dom, The Iron Bull is part of a secret Nevarran military breeding program, and Dorian is... well, Dorian, with all his usual issues. But, instead of selling his birthright, he sells himself into sexual slavery for a year.
Some of the smut probably violates the laws of physics. Some of it definitely violates the laws of biology. As Varric would say, this shit is weird. That being said, I can't seem to write without throwing a bit of angst and fluff around, so what starts as straight-up porn devolves into actual plot. Weird, kinky plot. You've been warned.
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- 34/34
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06 Aug 2022
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Male weight gain Regency-set fiction. If this doesn't sound like your kind of kink, then this story is not for you.
Every lord in Regency England knows of Eastwick, the infamous club where the Prince Regents holds sway. And every lord knows it is his duty to attend at the Prince's beck and call, dining on overly lavish meals night after night no matter the toll to their lives...or waistlines.
A completely revised and revamped Eastwick.
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- Part 1 of The Eastwick Saga
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- 100,109
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- 49/49
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26 Jun 2022
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Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.
With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.
Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.
And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.
NOW COMPLETE!
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- 252,409
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- 33/33
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04 May 2022
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Dean Winchester’s been camp manager of a science research station on the Alaskan tundra for thirteen years. Dean likes his job; fixing the camp trucks, troubleshooting the generators, keeping clueless undergrads and NSF bigwigs from walking into grizzly bears or getting lost in snowstorms — it’s all in a day’s work. It keeps him pretty busy, and this year his brother Sam's visiting too, so he's even busier. So it’s really not any of Dean’s business when some weirdo antisocial ornithologist sets up a tent a few miles away, a dark-haired blue-eyed guy who’s doing a “very long-term" study on birds or wings or something, and who never, ever takes off his big lumpy backpack. But then the new guy starts dropping by camp for coffee and... well, he’s not officially part of camp; he's not Dean’s responsibility; he’s really not Dean’s problem at all, but when a strange blizzard comes sweeping in, Dean gets worried and goes to check. Thing is, Dean's spent years in the sweeping vistas of the Arctic. He knows all about the midnight sun and the northern lights, the ice caves and avalanches, the rough-and-ready Haul Road truckers and the even rougher-and-readier wild animals. But even so, what he finds is much more than he bargained for.
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- 35/35
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27 Apr 2022
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In a world where all omegas are slaves, Taehyung is sent to a breeding center where he's supposed to be bred. There is only one problem - he's not fertile.
He's useless.
Perhaps he will be better off as a sex slave? Or is he going to be as useless at that too?Meanwhile, Jimin is an Alpha who's never been interested in omegas. His friends think he's just shy, and to help him, they get him a gift card for an omega center. He will now finally get his own omega, but Jimin isn't thrilled... until...
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Taehyung has a lot to learn about life outside of the cage that once was his entire world, and Jimin is there to help him in any way he can.Series
- Part 1 of 1 Omegaverse, 7 Lives
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- 38/38
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17 Apr 2022
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A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Larceny by AuditoryCheesecake, uniqueinalltheworld
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition
29 Dec 2020
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Every glittering city has its shadowy underbelly, and the spectacle of the Orlesian World's Fair attracts all sorts of attention. Four of the greatest thieves and con men in the city have set their eyes on a prize that will make them legends-- if they can survive the attempt.
Dorian, a forger with a flair for the dramatic and a reputation for vanishing into thin air, joins up with the famous Iron Lady and Red Jenny, as well as the enigmatic con man Iron Bull, to make the Heart of the Dales, the pinnacle of the crown jewels, disappear in plain sight.
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- Part 6 of Team AU's Adoribull Advents
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23 Mar 2022
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Effie goes to milk her breasts for the castle's stores. After rediscovering an old addiction, someone leaves a surprise for her, and things take a turn for the perverted.
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- Part 1 of Effie Trilogy
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17 Mar 2022
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The Roaring Fires of Tevinter by transdisneyprince
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games)
01 May 2020
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After Skyhold is attacked by an army of mercenaries, Krem joins up with Hawke, Fenris, and Varric to go fight the new Arishok in Kirkwall.
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- Part 1 of The Tevinter Chronicles
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13 Mar 2022
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Henry gets to act out his sexual fantasies, some of which he didn't know he had.
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27 Feb 2022
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My Book of Travels, journal knot weave I; by Girdan Aer by Wandering_Tea
Fandoms: Book of Travels, Might and Delight, Book of Travels (Video Game), Video Games - Fandom, Book of Travels (MMO)
31 Dec 2023
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Hello, to whoever finds this. I a writing it down because my memory has failed me before. I don't want it to again, and this is how I know how to write. The people here use Vellan language. Mostly tying knots. It's difficult for me to learn, but I managed. So, fellow traveler, I hope you are safe, well, and warm as you read my story.
[This is a journal of a traveler from the land of the Braided Shore, it seems there are at least two separate knot weaves that make it up. This is only the first half.]
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- Part 1 of My Book of Travels
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16 Dec 2021