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Martin was supposed to have one normal night out with the members after weeks of overworking himself in the studio.
Instead, the night ends with a very drunk six-foot blond getting dropped off at Juhoon’s apartment by three incredibly unhelpful teammates who think the whole situation is hilarious.
Now Juhoon has to deal with a clingy, emotional Martin who suddenly can’t stop confessing every little thing he loves about him from his smile to the way he steals the blankets at night. Between brushing his teeth, tucking him into bed, and surviving endless sleepy kisses and whispered “don’t leave me”s, Juhoon realizes drunk Martin might actually be impossible to resist.
Especially when sober Martin isn’t much better.
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- Part 3 of The whole teams knows about them
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29 May 2026
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“No courting unless it’s your promised suitor,” Orion Black says, taking a seat across from his sons.
“Can we focus on me for a moment, please?” Sirius presses, pouting slightly. “Marlene’s pure-blood! And she’s gorgeous. Isn’t the point that we ‘grow our ranks’ or something? I am the only boy in school not dating.”
“Your brother doesn’t date.”
“And I have no intention of starting,” comes Regulus’ quick and finite reply.
Orion nods, as though this should be all the convincing Sirius needs. “Remind me why?”
“Have you seen the unwashed miscreants that go to that school?” he scoffs, finally closing his book.
“If I may interject,” Walburga lets herself into the room, an unnerving smile on her face that has sent stronger men than her husband and sons running for the hills. “May I propose an amendment: Sirius can date – when Regulus does.”
Sirius is up in arms instantly. “But he’s practically a dementor! What if he never dates?”
Walburga’s smile grows even more menacing, if possible. “Then, you’ll never date.”
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- Part 1 of At The Movies
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13 May 2026
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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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10 Mar 2026
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When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.
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The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”
The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.
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- Part 1 of joshua 1:9
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23 Oct 2025
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When Tweek has his first heat after years of delay Craig wants to stay by his side to protect him, only he will soon realize how over his head he had been at thinking that'd be easy.
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08 Aug 2025
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Before Tweek and he had delved into the sexual aspect of their relationship, Craig had always assumed he was the more perverse of the two and, truthfully, that assumption was strictly comparative. Man, he had never been more happy to be so wrong about something.
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In which Craig discovers that sexual awakening is just part of growing up, and that there's no one he'd rather discover this with than Tweek.
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08 Aug 2025
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*Yo, first fic posted here! Sorry in advance for awkward formatting, difficulty in warnings & trigger warnings, and just for this hot mess in general.*
Tweek Tweak is a mild-mannered young man. He practices sex in carefully considered moderation. He holds no ill will toward his fellow man. This is his gospel.
...But it's all thrown out the window when he is arrested. Arrested for his ongoing meth abuse. Specifically, arrested for murdering his own dealer.
As his false identity is peeled away, he must find himself while under the anxiety-inducing protection of his rage-prone cellmate, Craig Tucker.
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08 Aug 2025
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“You know, we could always …” And then Kyle wasn’t smiling either. Stan knew he had to say something else, and fast. It was easy: I’m kidding. I’m fucking with you. But it didn’t come out that way: “Like other guys in our grade haven’t.” Kyle looked like he was going to either shatter into a million pieces or kill him, because it was a fine line, and he just said, "Only once."
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03 Aug 2025
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A secret order of demon worshippers is conducting brutal human sacrifices in a snow-covered American town. Each victim is left at a precise location, their bodies forming the five points of a massive pentagram. Their final goal is to summon a prince of Hell.
Craig Tucker, a teenage exorcist raised by the Church, arrives in South Park under orders to investigate the killings. Among his classmates is a twitchy blond boy who prays to dark idols and claims to use black magic. He’s harmless. Maybe. But Craig knows better than to trust what feels innocent.
The longer he stays, the more the lines blur between hunter and haunted.Bookmarked by wisefag
10 Jun 2025
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Butters gets thrown out of his house in high school. Kenny gives him a place to sleep.
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02 Jun 2025
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needed a fix of you, not just one kiss from you by xuzhen (kthbwii)
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20 Feb 2022
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Jungwon feels himself getting hotter. It’s just the room, he tells himself. Of course it is. Except he’s only just found out that their extremely genius cook, the one that’s brought millions to his family, is within his age bracket and is impossibly good-looking, and by the smell of it, an Alpha.
(As the son of the infamous drug kingpin Yang Kyunhoon, the responsibility falls upon him to confront their cook as to why in the goddamn world their meth purity has dropped. They have a very productive discussion.)
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23 May 2025
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“Sanguivoriphobia.”
“Oh, dude,” Riki’s face stretches into a grimace. “He’s terminally ill?”
Sunghoon throws his hands in the air. “It’s the fear of vampires, idiot! He’s scared of vampires!”
Jay coughs into his drink, trying desperately to cover up his laugh. It doesn’t work.
“Your crush is scared of you!” Riki laughs outright, clutching his stomach. “Dude, that’s hilarious!”
Sunghoon wants to throw his friends into the sun.
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08 Apr 2025