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Princess Lena of Sweden literally thought Shane Hollander was openly gay. But when you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME.
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- Part 3 of Shane Hollander Did Go To Wimbledon
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Josie, Princess of Sweden, and her girlfriend Stef meet Shane Hollander at Wimbledon in 2017.
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- Part 2 of Shane Hollander Did Go To Wimbledon
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When Stella the Swedish princess meets Shane Hollander the hockey celeb at Wimbledon, she’s a little surprised to find out that he’s super sweet. Not to sound completely full of herself, but why isn’t he checking her out?!
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- Part 1 of Shane Hollander Did Go To Wimbledon
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Shane Hollander Did Go To Wimbledon by xaiex
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 May 2026
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As it says...Shane Hollander DID go to Wimbledon with his parents in summer 2017, sling and all. Let's hear about how that might have gone, from the perspective of various versions of The Swedish Princess and maybe some others. (I make no promises.)
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"Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."
"And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."
The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.
"That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.
The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.
Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.
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- Part 5 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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“Rozanov, back up.”
“Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”
Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”
“Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”
@downbadinottawa
There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.@montrealdefender
we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.
Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.
Translated into Chinese
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- Part 3 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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24 May 2026
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When Shane meets Ilya's gaze, there's a challenge in his eyes. “Simple points system,” he decides. “Score kept by Bood."
“Great,” Bood sighs, “Now I’m a fucking marriage counselor,” but he’s already uncapping an Expo marker and starting a tally on the top left corner of the whiteboard. HOLLZY VS. ROZ it says, and under it, 0-1.
Like they're teenagers again, Shane crosses the locker room and extends a hand for Ilya to shake. "May the best husband win."
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Or: Ilya and Shane compete to see who's the better husband.
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- Part 12 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by xaiex
24 May 2026
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He and Shane are in bed together, Ilya’s lips attached to Shane’s neck as they lazily grind against each other, when Shane says, “So you’ve slept with like eight hundred women.”
Immediately, Ilya stops. He releases Shane’s neck—even though it makes Shane whine unhappily—and pulls back so he can meet Shane’s eyes. “What?”
“You’ve slept with eight hundred women,” Shane says. He’s a bit pink in the cheeks, but that might just be the arousal. “I did the math."
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- Part 23 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by xaiex
24 May 2026
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as seen through the eyes of the camera by elumish
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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Bookmarked by xaiex
22 May 2026