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    "Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."

    "And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."

    The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.

    "That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.

    The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.

    Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.

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    24 May 2026

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    “Rozanov, back up.”

    “Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”

    Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”

    “Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”

    @downbadinottawa
    There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.

    @montrealdefender
    we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.

    When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.

    Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.

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    24 May 2026

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    When Shane meets Ilya's gaze, there's a challenge in his eyes. “Simple points system,” he decides. “Score kept by Bood."

    “Great,” Bood sighs, “Now I’m a fucking marriage counselor,” but he’s already uncapping an Expo marker and starting a tally on the top left corner of the whiteboard. HOLLZY VS. ROZ it says, and under it, 0-1.

    Like they're teenagers again, Shane crosses the locker room and extends a hand for Ilya to shake. "May the best husband win."

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    Or: Ilya and Shane compete to see who's the better husband.

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    24 May 2026

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    He and Shane are in bed together, Ilya’s lips attached to Shane’s neck as they lazily grind against each other, when Shane says, “So you’ve slept with like eight hundred women.”

    Immediately, Ilya stops. He releases Shane’s neck—even though it makes Shane whine unhappily—and pulls back so he can meet Shane’s eyes. “What?”

    “You’ve slept with eight hundred women,” Shane says. He’s a bit pink in the cheeks, but that might just be the arousal. “I did the math."

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