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Frank Doyle
Sadie-love, do you recall ordering a new pink liquor stand?
Sadie Doyle
Why no, Frank, the only thing I’ve ordered lately is more liquor. Although, if we had a new liquor stand, think of all the booze we could put in it! Or on it! Or near it!
Frank
All right, no new orders. And yet, there’s a pink, glowy thing with spinning halos around it standing in the middle of our drinking room even now!
Sadie
Pink with spinning halos? That seems odd, for a liquor cabinet.
Frank
That’s what I said! I said it aloud, in fact. And then, it spoke to me.
Sadie
It told you it was a liquor cabinet?
Frank
No, it told me it was an alien.
Sadie
An alien! Why Frank, what is an alien doing holding liquor in our drinking room?
Frank
That’s what I asked!
Sadie
And what did it say?
Frank
He says if we can trick him into saying something he’s already said before then he’ll leave, something I wish for very much.
Sadie
Hm. Well, I do need another drink. Shall we head to the drinking room?
Frank
Let us away with the hastiest of hastes!
(Door opening noise)
Sadie
Ah, yes, hello, mister... pink… halo, who might you be, and what are you doing coming uninvited into our home?
K of the Cosmos
I am K of the Cosmos! I am a being more ancient than your feeble minds can conceive! My name is so long and complex it would take the rest of your meager lives just to speak it! I bring fun and whimsy everywhere I go!
Sadie
Sadie Doyle, charmed I’m sure. Now, my husband said you have an offer for us, what was that again?
K
If you can trick me into saying something I have said before, I shall disappear from here, and find my whimsy elsewhere!
Sadie
Yes, quite.
K
Awww, nuts.