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Burr has created 'Revolanaru siwm sqaud

Burr has added Turtleneck_Laur, Lancelot, Musclemilk, Burn, Angel, Pegster, TJeffs, and ILoveJefferson to the chat

[12:45 AM]

Burr: Can someone please explain the meaning of existence?

Burr: Why live if all we do is sleep, work, die?

Burr: Would it matter who lives and who dies?

[9:33 AM]

Turtleneck_Laur: that's some deep shit there Burr

Turtleneck_Laur: were you high or smthing last night

Burr: Not that it's any of your business but no.

Burr: I met someone

Angel: Wow. Congratsz, she didn't run?

Pegster: Wow congratsz

Burn: Wow congratsz

musclemilk: wow congratsz

Pegster has changed Angel's name to Wow_Congrats

Burr: Thank you Angelica.

Wow_Congrats: Ha Ha

TJeffs: I didn't see a girl, but daMN burr what I did see was EYE-OPENING

Burr: goodbye

Turtleneck_Laur has changed the chat name to 'Expose Burr!!!!'

Wow_Congrats: Not to change the topic but HOLY FUCK Thomas, why is your duffle bag full with mac & cheese cans??????

TJeffs: uh..

Pegster has changed TJeffs' name to mac&cheeseking

ILoveJefferson has entered the chat

ILoveJefferson has changed their name to MadMadison

Lancelot: nothing happened mon ami

MadMadison: Burr got unexpectedly drunk last night

Turtleneck_Laur: no. Fucking. WAY.

Turtleneck_Laur: I MISSED THAT SHIT!!???

musclemilk you wanted to study for that French test instead of going out

Turtleneck_Laur: uggggh, don't rub it in muscles

mac&cheeseking: Jemmy, darling why the name change

musclemilk: I'm a HUNK AND YOU KNOW IT

MadMadison: I don't love you that much Jefferson

MadMadsion: anyway im not feeling to hot so im going to have to skip this meet today, see you guys at the next one

MadMadison has left the chat

Turtleneck_Laur: Whatever HUNKules

Burn: and thus he was gone in a flash

Pegster: Jefferson was JUst DiSSed by his own bf

Pegster: also??? Why wasn't moi invited

mac&cheeseking: I have better things to do then be here

Pegster: like Madison

mac&cheeseking has just left the chat

musclemilk has changed their name to Hunkules M.

Pegster: that had yo be fucking staged

Lancelot: it was a small get together!! Not many knew

Wow_Congrats: I get burr going with jemmy and tommy

Wow_Congrats: but don't the two of you,,, dislike the three of them?

Pegster: that is strange

Turtleneck_Laur: even stranger that I didn't know about it

Burr: Angelica would you like to help me study the body?

Wow_Congrats: if this is your way of asking me out, you disgust me

Burr: Ah, so you discus me?

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Lancelot: like I said it was, how you say? Hush, hush

[i-seriously-need-help-with-our-bio-hw-png] sent

Wow_Congrats: thank God its not what I thought it was

Burr: Unlike the other gentlemen in this chat I was not dropped as a child

Burr: meet me in ten??

Hunkules M.: I take offense to that

Turtleneck_Laur: what was so bad about this party that it was swept under the rug

Wow_Congrats: yep

Burr has left the chat

Wow_Congrats has left the chat

Lancelot:swept under the rug???

Burn: its an expression

Pegster: I agree with Laurens

Turtleneck_Laur: its a saying

Lancelot: Ah, in this case, its HonHonHon before Bros

Pegster: HonHonHon

Hunkules M.: Bros before Hoes, Laf

Lancelot: GDI autocorrect

Turtleneck_Laur changed Lancelot's name to HonHonHon

Turtleneck_Laur: alright, fine I give

Pegster: hoe. Laurens. Bitch. What??

Pegster: I DISGREE with Laurens. I wanna know!

Hunkules M.: Nope

Pegster: this is why you're the 3rd wheel Herc

Hunkules M.: Alright 'And Peggy!

>Turtleneck_Laurens: *GASP*

Pegster: U DID NOT

Burn has changed Pegster's name to And Peggy!

Burn: <3

HonHonHon: You were studying the the wrong page Turtle Laurens

Turtleneck_Laur: turtle laurens??

Turtleneck_Laur: also. FUCK

HonHonHon: it is faster to type

Hunkules M.: Oh. Oh I did.

HonHonHon: Now!! Come over here Mon Ami, we will study together. Mulligan?

Turtleneck_Laur: you's right

Turtleneck_Laur has changed their name to Turtle_Laurens

Turtle_Laurens has left the chat

Hunkules M.: I'm at the door

Hunkules M. Has left the chat

AndPeggy!: Eliza?

Burn: Sorry, I just got off lunch. Love you <3

Burn has left the chat

AndPeggy!: I'm still curious about that party.

AndPeggy! Has named the chat 'Swimming Meets!!!'

AndPeggy! Has left the chat

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Swimming Meets!!!

Turtle_Laurens: yo yo yo! Its that time again!!

HonHonHon: showtime??

AndPeggy!: Swimming Meets!

Burr: Hello.

Turtle_Laurens:  we're gonna kickass at the the competition!!

Turtle_Laurens: Those redcoats don't stand a chance

HUNKules M.: WE'RE GONNA DROWN 'EM!

Burr: Why am I even here.

HonHonHon: Mon Amie, we need you for CPR reasons ;)

Burr:

Burr has just the chat

AndPeggy!: Lol Laf just broke the pro swimmer

Burn: I hear screaming from Angelica's room

Wow_Congrats has entered the chat room

HUNKules M.: Speak of the devil

Wow_Congrats: Who Did it

Turtle_Laurens: Lafayette

HUNKules M.: Laf

AndPeggy!: Laf

Burn: Lafayette

HonHonHon: Mon Amie's!! 

Wow_Congrats:  Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette

Burn: wow.

Turtle_Laurens: *Grabs Popcorn* this shit gon be goooood

Wow_Congrats: apologize. Now. I need a functional study hoe. Not a broken one.

AndPeggy!: Lol, what if Laf really did break him

Burn: Peggy

HonHonHon: Fine.

AndPeggy!:  fine.

Wow_Congrats has added Burr to the chat room

HonHonHon: Burr

AndPeggy!:  study hoe. 

Burn: study hoe.

Wow_Congrats: Jonathan Jack Laurens, have you begun setting the rest of the swim meets this month?

HUNKules M.: Study Hoe.

Burr: Yes?

Turtle_Laurens: 1) my name is John. 2) yes mother

HonHonHon: I'm sorry for assuming you'd be a great kisser. I have now realized your CPR skills are shit.

AndPeggy!: dAAAAAAAaaaaMMMn

Burn:  mmmmmm whatcha say~ 

Burr: The thoughts are mutual. 2) we both know what we know

HUNKules M.: Another on bites the dust.

Wow_Congrats: Jonathan

Turtle_Laurens: Angelica

AndPeggy!:  And Peggy!!

HonHonHon: I do not know what you speak of

Burr:  yes you do

Burr: I have the witnesses

Turtle_Laurens: AND THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!

HUNKules M.: You have those photos??

Burr: Of course not Herc, I'm sensible enough not to keep them with me.

Wow_Congrats: What Pictures

Wow_Congrats: Eliza have you looked into the swim suits lately?

Burr has added Mac&CheeseKing and MadMadison to the chat room

Mac&CheeseKing: Are we talking about the night.

Burn: yeah. They should be coming in later today

Turtle_Laurens: what night

AndPeggy!: ^^^^!!

HUNKules M.: guys

HonHonHon: Madison please 

MadMadison: I don't have the photos

Burr: Jefferson does

HonHonHon » Burr 

(HonHonHon: Burr, come on)

(HonHonHon: Herc and I both know you're not ready to confess mon coeur)

(Burr: I can do this Laf.)

Mac&CheeseKing: Y'all never get shit done in this chat

Turtle_Laurens: Shut up Jefferson, you rarely show up

Mac&CheeseKing: exactly 

Wow_Congrats: okay but what night

Burn: what pictures

AndPeggy!: Pictures???

Mac&CheeseKing:

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[Herc-Looks-Like-Hes-About-To-Punch-Me-Sober-PNG]

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sent

Mac&CheeseKing: fuck. i didn't mean to send that last one.

Burn: you guys are kinky fuckers 

MadMadison: its not what it looks like

Wow_Congrats: Madison, you're wearing nothing but a tail, collar, and cat ears. Its exactly what it looks like.

MadMadison: fair point

AndPeggy!: um

AndPeggy!: are we going to ignore Burr sitting on Laf's lap while making out with Herc orrr

Wow_Congrats: you's right

Turtle_Laurens: they stopped responding, I'm gonna go check on them

Wow_Congrats: Burr got a call in the closet smh

Wow_Congrats: wait. This sounds bad.

Wow_Congrats: wow. Holy shit. Burr's losing his composure brb.