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    "Oh, come on. How exactly am I supposed to date humans? On which date am I supposed to bring up the vampire thing? 'Hey, I hope you don't have a thing for biting, unless you're ready for a literal Eternity of commitment.' You see where I'm coming from here?"

    (Vampire Finn! 'Supernatural' and 'next-door neighbor' were both prompts for Finn Week on tumblr so I smooshed 'em together. Leans much more What We Do in the Shadows than Twilight.)

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