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“Hey babe?” Kirishima motioned to his boyfriend.
“What?” The wyvern snarled. Kirishima leaned forward and kissed him gently on the cheek.
“Was that it?”
“A see ya next class kiss! Since we don't have this one together.” The gargoyle grinned. Bakugou rolled his eyes before making his way to the door. Except, he didn't actually make it to the door. He managed to end up faceplanted in the wall beside the door even. Kaminari inhaled sharply before shouting from across the room.
“Kiri, you broke him! What did you doooo!!” He wailed dramatically.
“Holy shit, dude I'm so sorry I didn't mean to what the heck, hey Bakubro are you okay? Bakugou? Katsuki?” Kirishima panicked, genuinely worried his boyfriend hadn't said a word yet.
“Kami what do I do!?”
“I don't know, you were the one who broke him! Try turning him off and back on.”
“Uhm, okay, uhh...” Kirishima furrowed his eyebrows, apparently trying to find his boyfriend's 'off' switch. Five minutes later, while he was still at it, Kaminari frowned.
“Dude, it's not that hard, just-”
“I know how to turn him on but how the heck do I turn him off!?”
“Kiri. TMI, STOP.” The elemental pleaded.
“Maybe if I keep giving him kisses he'll unbreak?”
“Uhhh, sure. Just try to do it before Aizawa-sensei gets to class?”
Kirishima leaned against his boyfriend, giving him small, soft kisses on his cheek. After about the third one, Bakugou suddenly snapped away from the wall, throwing the door open and bolting out of the room, leaving behind a trail of quickly fading 'AAAAAAAAAHHHhhhhhh' in his wake.
“I think you fixed him.” Kaminari snorted.
“Did I? I guess I'll have to practice with him later.”
“Practice?”
“Yeah! So he gets used to it and doesn't break next time? Isn't that what you're supposed to do in situations like this?”
“Oh my God, you guys are so gay.”
“Yup, sure are.”