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waluigi was born a cool summer day , to two loving parents . martha and carl loved their son dearly , however , even their love couldn ‘ t stop their fate .
at the age of 4 months , waluigi became an orphan .
he was lucky enough to be taken into foster care by two very kind women . however , the wives already had 3 other kids that they were taking care of , and could only give him so much attention .
by the age of 7 , waluigi knew that he was different from other children . taller , skinnier , with a passion for sports that simply didn ’ t match his physique . he began to embrace his differences , dressing in over the top , eccentric outfits , and finding his own style .
when he turned 16 , he knew that he would have to find a job and help provide for all of his younger siblings . he began working at a tennis court as a ball boy . combining his interests with work was an ideal for him , and he enjoyed his time there immensely .
at 18 , he graduated from his public school and began a new job as an intern at a tech company . the company in question was one of those ‘ how do we stay hip with the kids ? livestreams . ‘ and streamed every week . one week , all the interns were invited onto a livestream , and the crowds seemed to genuinely enjoy his personality .
filled with hope , waluigi began his own youtube channel . starting small , he soon found himself propelled to the front page of almost every user’s page . making fun , family friendly , yet still genuinely hilarious content , his fanbase increased daily .
but not all could stay ideal . happy endings do exist , they’re something you have to work for . and not everyone who works for them will get them . kinda like uni .
through his new job , he found many friends , including one Sans .
and this skeleton of a man could not be trusted .