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“Don't look now, but those camera-flashes are aimed at us,” Oswald muttered, claiming Edward's untouched third drink. “This was a terrible—”
The sound that pitched the back-end of Wayne Enterprises' float into chaos sounded approximately like a bottle rocket. Unclear, whether the perpetrator had launched his distraction from the crowd and climbed aboard or emerged from somewhere within—but, suddenly, there he was.
“Mr., Ms., and Mx., step right on up,” crowed Jerome, his bare, freckled arms spread wide as Wayne Enterprises employees screamed and gave him a wide berth. “It's time for the greatest show on earth! Or, uh...nope, scratch that. I'm giving the rest of these weirdos way too much credit. Greatest show in the tri-state area! Just roll with it.”
Leaning heavily with his jaw pressed into his right palm, Oswald left-handedly upended a liberal amount of costly champagne into one of his empty glasses. “There goes the neighborhood,” he slurred.
Series
- Part 1 of Come As You Are
