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“Hey Rand, you know what’s fun? Weigh yourself, take a piss, then weigh yourself again. Most days, you’ll lose at least a pound and a half in two minutes.”
“That’s sick, Gale.”
“It’s not sick, it’s science. Like a little experiment.”
“You’re a freak.”
“Try it.”
“I don’t have to go.”
“Drink some water and try it.”
“I’m not going to try it.”
“You’re gonna do it as soon as I leave.”
“……I can’t believe I let you fuck me with that thing.”
***
“Eating ice cream?”
“Celebrating. I just lost two pounds.”
“Congrats. You let me fuck you now?”
“Yup.”