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doubleyeet: [merch bby.jpg]
doubleyeet: ay do u guys have a po box over there
furzalski: the creepslayerz merch?
doubleyeet: u know what boi
furzalski: i mean i’m stayin with linda so i have an address
furzalski: and a lil sister!
furzalski: [babey gwen.jpg]
doubleyeet: yeet
keepitcrispy: yea some changelings down here hooked me up with some pretty sweet digs cuz nomura put in a good word for us
shadowdancer: we got our own apartment bih
shadowdancer: how’s arcadia?
doubleyeet: well i think we’re mid alien invasion
keepitcrispy: now i’m kinda happy we’re in nj
keepitcrispy: bayonne is nice but bc of all the chaos of getting the trolls reaccomadated n havin the local trolls trust me means i haven’t been able to come back for a visit
furzalski: i mean yesterday i was down in arcadia chillin with morgana
furzalski: did ur mom tell u she was dating nomura bc that was news to me
keepitcrispy: HWTA
furzalski: also apparently my nana was seeing this dude who disappeared b4 i left so she’s sad abt that
doubleyeet: oof
shadowdancer: bayonne high has a better theatre department than arcadia oaks high n that’s the tea
keepitcrispy: they also have more than three teachers
doubleyeet: iohgu
keepitcrispy: [bayonne trollmarket.jpg]
keepitcrispy: but if i could put this on a post card i could
furzalski: not quite the same but pretty picturesque
doubleyeet: man i wish i could’ve seen trollmarket at its pique
keepitcrispy: don’t u mean peak
doubleyeet: no despite what u think i’m cultured lake
keepitcrispy: fair
doubleyeet: anyways send me ur addresses so u can get that creepslayerz merch
shadowdancer: u know i never told us what was goin on with u n aja
doubleyeet: SHUSH
doubleyeet: no
cheddarjohn: he gave the first shirt we got to aja
cheddarjohn: [official creepslayerz sponsor.jpg]
doubleyeet: betrayal
doubleyeet: how would u feel if i told them abt the incident with u n krel
cheddarjohn: mary had a back to school party n we kinda made out
cheddarjohn: now u cant
doubleyeet: kinda
furzalski: oooh yea that was a fun game of spin the bottle lol
keepitcrispy: how do u know
furzalski: i was there
furzalski: i didn’t play but i saw what happened
shadowdancer: i knew it
shadowdancer: mary sent me a pic of u n darci snuggling near the firepit
keepitcrispy: oh my god
keepitcrispy: i knew that late night training with nomura was suspicious
potterybitch: classic.
keepitcrispy: nomura when tf did u start dating my mom
potterybitch: i waited a week.
potterybitch: okay, five days.
potterybitch: [fuck off waltolomew.jpg]
furzalski: I FORGOT HIS FUL NAME WAS WALTOLOMOEW VIVUV
potterybitch: i sent it to him to gloat.
potterybitch: sometimes i need to deflate his ego.
keepitcrispy: valid
furzalski: but yea y’all are cute together
keepitcrispy: i’m gonna try to visit next week
keepitcrispy: if i can get gilta off my back for one night
furzalski: she’s the leader of heili hjarta
keepitcrispy: not a very big fan of me
furzalski: which is hilarious to me bc she’s like
furzalski: ‘you’re the trollhunter! you have to set a good example’
keepitcrispy: vendel just hoped i wouldn’t die n didn’t give a fuck if i set a good example
keepitcrispy: it’s taken some getting used to
shadowdancer: every time he walks into heili hjarta a bunch of lil troll whelps flock him it’s adorable
furzalski: gilta knows my mom which is why she isn’t as hard on me
furzalski: linda not morgana
furzalski: heili hjarta is actually pretty chill with humans n trolls interacting which is gr8 for us
shadowdancer: linda is actually teaching me a lil bit of magic which is fun
furzalski: yea she’s been givin me a few lessons too
shadowdancer: he’s actually quite good at it
furzalski: hey my mom was morgana it’s in my blood
shadowdancer: well i got possessed by her so
keepitcrispy: you’re both good at magic plz
furzalski: honestly he spends the time hangin out with her husband (my step-dad?) exchanging recipes
doubleyeet: man can i come to visit for a weekend it sounds fun
cheddarjohn: ditto
keepitcrispy: i’ll tell u when i got a chance
keepitcrispy: we have to go to training but it was nice to talk to y’all
doubleyeet: see ya soon, hopefully
shadowdancer: keep it crispy over in arcadia
cheddarjohn: will do
furzalski
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