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[jungkook hurtty youp]
modelstatus: so i was thinking
modelstatus: about movie night
lovebugjoon: i swear to GOD
modelstatus: LET ME FINISH UGH
modelstatus: i think we should have a group movie night today!!
modelstatus: and that's not an invitation, thats a command ^.^
lovebugjoon: that,,,,actually sounds fun
modelstatus: hah
modelstatus: you doubted me?
lovebugjoon: i never do
modelstatus: aw
modelstatus: love you <3
lovebugjoon: love you more baby
hobi: VOMIT
taeberry: ew
cuddlymochi: digusting
sleepysuga: go be innappropriate somewhere else
kookiebun: MY POOR INNOCENT EYES
modelstatus: glad to see our friends are supportive
lovebugjoon: all of you are disowned
taeberry: you can only disown jungkook
lovebugjoon: what why
taeberry: jimin and i are hobi's children dumbdumb
taeberry: yoongi's a grandpa
taeberry: so you really only have one child
modelstatus: i'm the emperor of this chat you will listen to me
modelstatus: everyone be at this dorm in approximately 13.8 minutes
taeberry: fine ugh
cuddlymochi: partyyyyy!!
kookiebun: i'll bring the weed
modelstatus: NO
modelstatus: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD
kookiebun: oops autocorrect i meant *popcorn lol
modelstatus: no one eat anything jungkook brings
modelstatus: also hobi invite hyungwon
hobi: oh he's actually visiting his parents in gwangju rn
modelstatus: well then
modelstatus: have fun being the lonely single tonight
hobi: >:(
cuddlymochi: hobi don't pout!! you know you're always our honorary polyamorus buddy!!
hobi: :)
sleepysuga: at this point he's basically in a relationship with us i won't argue
[sunshine couple]
modelstatus: hyungwon
modelstatus: hoseok's cheating on you already
hobi: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY RELATIONSHIP ITS BEEN TWO WEEKS
memeturtle: D:
hobi: OH MY GOD YOU MADE HIM POUT
hobi: SEOKJIN I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
memeturtle: :'(
hobi: FFHKDJJSJS
hobi: K I L L YOU SEOKJIN I WILL KILL YOU
hobi: he's kidding bb i'm not cheating on you i wouldn't do that to you
memeturtle: :(
hobi: I PROMISE
memeturtle: :((((
hobi: DON'T MAKE ME RUN ALL THE WAY TO GWANGJU AND KISS U
memeturtle: :((((((((((
hobi: I'LL DO IT
memeturtle: :(((((((((((((((((((((
hobi: I'M ON MY WAY
memeturtle: :)
modelstatus: ...that
modelstatus: was
modelstatus: gross
buzzbuzz: you started it
modelstatus: did i ask u
cuddlymochi: its ok hyungwon he's not cheating on u we promise
memeturtle: :) <3
modelstatus: do u speak
memeturtle: :|
modelstatus: good to know
[hobi, memturtle chat]
hobi: i miss u though :(
memeturtle: i miss you too
memeturle: i'll see you soon though!!
hobi: yeah!! i'll pick you up from the airport when you land
memeturtle: aw thanks
hobi: we're all going to seokjin's dorm for movie night but
hobi: i'm not gonna have anyone to snuggle with
memeturtle: :(
memeturtle: we can cuddle for three days straight when i get back
hobi: i can't wait
memeturtle: go have fun with your friends then!!!
hobi: lol okay mom
memeturtle: <3
hobi: <3 <3 <3
[jungkook hurtty you]
modelstatus: JEON JUNGKOOK
modelstatus: WHERE ARE YOU
kookiebun: leaving
modelstatus: I SAID BE HERE IN 13.8 MINUTES EXACTLY
modelstatus: NOT LEAVE N 13.8 MINUTES
kookiebun: i could just stay home
taeberry: no :
kookiebun: almost there
"You guys started the movie without me?" Jungkook screeched before saying hi to anyone, glaring at Seokjin who still held the remote.
"You were late," Seokjin shrugged, but he didn't have the younger's attention for longer.
"Jungkookie!" Taehyung jumped up excitedly, "You took way too long!"
"Sorry baby," he laughed, pulling the other in for a hug, "what are we watching?"
"I tried to get them to put on the Bee Movie," Taehyung pouted, "but they wouldn't listen."
"Guys, how could you say no to this face?" Jungkook squished Taehyung's cheeks with a giggle, and somewhere in the background Jimin gagged.
"Get your sappy asses over here, will you?"
Taehyung happily pulled his boyfriend back over to the catch, curling up to his side the second he sat down. Even if it had only been a few days since they'd seen each other, Taehyung was always craving his presence.
"We're watching Black Panther," Seokjin informed him, ignoring Hoseok's shout of 'WAKANDA FOREVER' from his seat on the floor.
"Cool, I've only seen it eight times," Jungkook laughed and let his arm fall easily down around Taehyung.
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Namjoon considered himself a strong person. Resilient. Determined. Brave, even. He'd been through hell and back, endured so much in his life and survived. He could handle a lot of things. There a few things, however, that he simply couldn't handle.
“Seokjin,” Namjoon whined quietly, his voice cracking into a whisper.
“Hm?”
“Can you stop?”
Seokjin lifted his head from Namjoon’s shoulder, thinking he’d done something wrong. But when he heard an even higher-pitched whine the second he moved, he froze.
“What? Is everything okay?’
“No!” Namjoon huffed, letting go of Seokjin’s hand and drawing him closer instead, “just stop being so pretty. It’s making me crazy.”
“Huh?” Seokjin looked at him in confusion. He could be a little...oblivious sometimes. He thought Namjoon might actually be annoyed with him.
“Sorry…?”
Namjoon rolled his eyes, letting out a small puff of air.
“You’re so gorgeous it’s making it hard to breathe. How am I supposed to focus on the movie when you’re over here suffocating me with your damn beauty?”
Oh, Seokjin thought, a confident smile worming its way onto his face within seconds.
“My apologies, Namjoonie,” he bat his eyelashes up at the leader, letting his head fall back onto his shoulder. “I wouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable,” he cooed, sliding a hand up Namjoon’s chest slowly, until it came to rest over his pounding heart.
“Hyung,” Namjoon whined, giving the eldest his most adorable, aegyo-infused pout. Not that he didn’t love when Seokjin snuggled up to him like this- but he was seriously having trouble regulating his breathing.
“Sorry!” Seokjin repeated in mock innocence, pressing an apologetic yet sly kiss just underneath Namjoon’s jawline; his sweet spot. He felt the boy shiver under his touch and smirked to himself, nuzzling back into the crook of his neck in the cutest, sweetest way he could. He just loved to tease the poor thing.
“Seokjin-hyung,” Namjoon tried to take on the dominant tone he pulled off so well in the bedroom, but it came out as more of an innocent squeak.
“Hm?”
“Please,” the younger all but begged. It was a nice role-reversal, Seokjin thought.
“Fine,” Seokjin hummed, curling up casually against Namjoon’s side. Might as well let him breathe for a few minutes. Without the intention of continuing his torture, he hummed out of comfort, nuzzling his cheek into the warmth of the others’ chest.
“Hyung!”
“What!?” Seokjin raised his head yet again, “I wasn’t trying to do anything!”
“Ugh,” Namjoon groaned, a wide, dumb smile on his face. “You make me so crazy.”
“Would you rather I sit over here?” Seokjin wormed his way out of Namjoon’s grip and slid over to the very end of the couch. He didn’t intend to remain there- the second he moved away his missed the warmth of Namjoon’s body -but it was worth teasing him.
“Wait- no, no,” Namjoon whined instantly, opening his arms back up and reaching out towards him, “come back.”
Seokjin sighed, pulling off the most serious look he could. “If I do that, you’re just going to tell me I’m driving you crazy.”
“I won’t- I mean you do- but in a good way, I just- just come back,” Namjoon tripped over his words, more desperate to cuddle Seokjin than to breathe and calm his pounding heart. Plus, he was having an even harder time breathing without Seokjin right by his side.
Seokjin shrugged, acting as if he was weighing his options, listening to Namjoon pretend he wasn’t whining.
“Hyung, please, come here.”
Seokjin would have liked to keep up his little facade, but he couldn’t possibly maintain it when Namjoon was reaching out for him like that.
He shook his head adoringly, scooting back over and allowing Namjoon to pull him back into his arms, scooping him into a tight hug.
“Don’t leave,” he pouted.
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Seokjin chuckled, allowing himself to melt into the embrace.
Namjoon moved back a few inches, tilting his head down and staring at Seokjin’s lips. It only took a millisecond for the latter to pick up on it, and he smiled gently. He leaned up and pressed his lips against Namjoon’s softly, humming contentedly when the kiss was immediately returned. He leaned into the palm that now rest on his cheek, placing his own hand over it. He savored the feeling of Namjoon’s lips against his, moving slowly to create a rhythm between the two of them.
Seokjin pushed back a little harder, trying to get as much of his lips as he could, addicted to the feeling.
“Hey can you two not makeout? We’re trying to focus,” Jungkook huffed, rolling his eyes at the two who reluctantly pulled apart.
“Jungkook,” Seokjin deadpanned, “Taehyung is literally sucking on your neck.”
“Yeah well-” Jungkook let a small, quiet sigh slip out between words, and Namjoon snorted. “At least we’re being quiet.”
“ That wasn’t quiet,” Seokjin shook his head, pretending not to see the bright red color painted across Jungkook’s cheeks.
“Nevermind,” Jungkook attempted to brush the situation off, elbowing Taehyung in the stomach to get him to stop.
Seokjin chuckled at the two of them and turned back to Namjoon, his smiling becoming more gentle as he met his gaze. Namjoon was still looking at him like he was being suffocated, you could see the hearts in his eyes, and it made Seokjin’s own heart jump in his chest. How he got so lucky to have someone look at him like this, he had no idea. How he got so lucky to have Namjoon of all people- charming and smart and talented Namjoon- to fall in love with him.
“I love you,” he murmured, barely audible. He hardly realized he said anything out loud, until he felt lips on his forehead.
“Love you too,” Namjoon whispered against his skin, pulling Seokjin back to lean against him. Tenderly, he slid his hand up underneath the hem of Seokjin’s shirt, the warm skin resting against Seokjin’s porcelain waist. Namjoon moved his thumb across his side gently, the way he knew Seokjin loved. The latter let out a sigh of comfort, nuzzling further against Namjoon contentedly as he felt his hand on him.
“You guys are such saps,” Jimin cooed from the other couch, “it’s adorable.”
“You’re one to talk,” Namjoon countered, smiling fondly at the way he was curled up on top of Yoongi. “Look at Yoongi pretending he’s not completely whipped,” he laughed.
“Shut up,” Yoongi snapped, but without any real venom. It wasn’t like he could deny it. “You’re just as bad as me.”
Namjoon shrugged, pressing a loud kiss to Seokjin’s temple.
“Got me there.”
Seokjin laughed that windshield wiper laugh that Namjoon adored and pressed his face into his shoulder, hiding from the barrage of small kisses he knew was coming. Namjoon didn’t let him, and it was like he was challenging himself to see just how cheesy he could be, a silent competition with Yoongi. That and he was really head over heels in love with Seokjin.
Yoongi rolled his eyes, doing his best to ignore the overly-fluffy couple. Instead he focused on the angel on his chest, pulling him closer.
“Hyung,” Jimin laughed, “I really can’t get any closer to you at this point, sorry.”
“You’ll figure it out,” Yoongi muttered, earning himself another laugh and a nuzzle.
“I don’t think it’s physically possible anymore, though.”
“I beg to differ.”
"Yeah, okay hyung," Jimin whispered fondly, sliding his hand down Yoongi's arm to grab his hand. He bit his lip as Yoongi intertwined their fingers, feeling a face-splitting smile spread across his lips. He couldn't possibly be any happier than he was right now.
"Is everyone going to be disgusting tonight?" Hoseok groaned, glaring at each and every one of them.
"Digusting?" Yoongi gasped, acting offended.
"We're not disgusting," Taehyung scoffed, looking at Hoseok like he'd committed a war crime.
"Yes. You are."
"Are not," Taehyung promptly threw a leg over Jungkook's lap, pulling himself up to straddle him, "this is just innocent romance."
"Taehyung," Jimin scolded, "keep it PG will you?"
"I'm literally not even doing anything," he huffed, ignoring the way Jungkook smiled up at him.
"Get off his lap," Jimin deadpanned.
"You're on Yoongi's entire body, how is this any different?"
"Cuddling and straddling are too completely different-"
"Can we just watch the damn movie?" Seokjin cut them both off, "just don't starting grinding on each other and we'll be fine."
"Okay!" Taehyung sang, "so making out is okay then?"
"That's not what I-"
The lack of shame their youngest couple had was beyond irritating, the way Taehyung grabbed Jungkook's face to kiss him fiercly made the entire group groan in frustration. Jungkook, usually reserved and not one for too much PDA, normally would have laughed it off. But this time Taehyung seemed to have a little stronger of an affect on him, and it was obvious to everyone in the room he was completely gone for him.
"Guys, really?" Hoseok whined, covering his eyes dramatically.
"Really what?" Jungkook breathed, breaking the kiss for just a second to speak. Taehyug pulled him right back in, smiling against his lips.
"Knock it off already!" Seokjin launched a couch pillow at the both of them, hitting them square in the face. It didn't phase the couple in the slightest, but it did knock over the bowl of popcorn. And that bowl of popcorn landed right in Hoseok's lap.
"What the-"
"Fuck," Seokjin growled, ready to toss the both of them out the window.
"Oops!" Taehyung giggled, finally pulling away from a starstruck Jungkook. The latter was literally breathless, gazing at Taehyung with hearts in his eyes and looking downright ridiculous. Ridiculously smitten, that is.
"I'm covered in popcorn butter you ass," Hoseok hissed, throwing a handful at Taehyung.
"Hey watch it! I just re-dyed my hair."
"Can we not get into a foodfight...?" Namjoon whispered hopelessly.
"I wasn't doing anything wrong," Taehyung pouted, "I just wanted to kiss my boyfriend.
"Shut up you-"
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[jungkook hurtty youp]
modelstatus: i can't believe you made me kick you all out of the dorm
taeberry: I CAN'T EITHER
taeberry: I WASN'T EVEN DOING ANYTHING WRONG
cuddlymochi: YOU DIDN'T NEED TO HAVE SEX ON THE COUCH NITWIT
taeberry: ALL I DID WAS KISS HIM AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN Y'ALL HAD TO START A FOOD FIGHT
taeberry: MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
cuddlymochi: DON'T PLAY DUMB
hobi: ^^^^
kookiebun: i don't think he did anything wrong :D
cuddlymochi: jungkook you looked drunk after that kiss what did he do to you
kookiebun: itwas a good ksi
kookiebun: kiss
cuddlymochi: correction you still look drunk
kookiebun: i love
kookiebun: tahyung
kookiebun: taehyung
taeberry: :*
hobi: i can't believe you got popcorn butter all over me
hobi: also stop being weirdos
taeberry: kookie's not a weirdo >:(
kookiebun: ^
kookiebun: i'm just a little love dunk
kookiebun: drunk
cuddlymochi: in that case i'm going home with yoongi
cuddlymochi: i don't wanna know what happens when kookie gets love drunk
taeberry: oh its actually a lot quieter
taeberry: its softer yknow
taeberry: actually that depends on the kind of love drunk
cuddlymochi: ok well he doesn't look very soft so i'm leaving goodbye
taeberry: ooh shit yeah no tonights' not gonna be quiet bYE
hobi: see? disgusting
lovebugjoon: ok well now that everyone's out of the way i'm gonna go snuggle the hell out of seokjin
hobi: ^ cute
hobi: not disgusting
cuddlymochi: WAIT DOES THAT MEAN YOONGI AND HAVE THE DORM TO OURSELVES
lovebugjoon: ...yes...
cuddlymochi: SDSAYES
cuddlymochi: ITS BEEN SO LONG
sleepysuga: its been four days
cuddlymochi: ITS BEEN SO. LONG.
sleepysuga; agreed
sleepysuga: goodnight everyone
hobi: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO HORNY GOD DAMN
sleepysuga: don't be jealous
sleepysuga: :*
hobi: i hate you all
modelstatus: <3
modelstats: i'm gonna go cuddle now bye
hobi: >:(
[hobi, memeturtle chat]
hobi: :(
hobi: come back
memeturtle: what's wrong sunshine
hobi: everyone's cuddling i'm lonely
memeturtle: i'm sorry :( :(
memeturtle: i'll be back soon i promise!!
hobi: :]
memeturtle: smile!!! i don't wanna be here knowing you're sad
hobi:
hobi: like that?
memeturtle: uwu yes
memeturtle: you're so GORGEOUS
memeturtle: ugh just wait until i get back i'll cuddle the hell out of you
hobi: soft soft soft
hobi: goodnight~
memeturtle: night hobi <3
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[jungkook hurtty youp]
taeberry: uh jimin u there
taeberry: bad news
taeberry: our neighbors reported us :]
cuddlymochi: WHAT