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kookiebun: i made the boxing team :D
kookiebun: and the dance team :D
taeberry: WOW
taeberry: LOOK AT YOU
taeberry: UGH
taeberry: GOD THATS SO HOT
taeberry: YOU’RE SO HOT
kookiebun: :)
taeberry: I’M SO LUCKY
taeberry: WHEW
taeberry: MY BOYFRIEND IS SO HOT
cuddlymochi: that is pretty hot
cuddlymochi: congrats kookie!!
modelstatus: you’re so cool
modelstatus: what a man
lovebugjoon: i knew you could do it!!!
lovebugjoon: you never fail!!!
kookiebun: joonie <3
kookiebun: now i can beat people up properly when they’re mean to you guys :)
cuddlymochi: we love our bodyguard
modelstatus: our soldier lmao
sunshinehobi: i can’t wait to go to all your matches
sunshinehobi: we should bring giant posters of his head
taeberry: YES
taeberry: omg wait
taeberry: i can finally be a sexy cheerleader
modelstatus: you have issues tae
cuddlymochi: OMMGGGG ME TOO
cuddlymochi: TAE LETS GET MATCHING MINISKIRTS
sleepysuga: i think you should do that jimin
sleepysuga: please
kookiebun: pls do that
kookiebun: i’m begging you
lovebugjoon: do nOT
lovebugjoon: at least not in public
cuddlymochi: party pooper
sunshinehobi: i wish yoongi still played basketball
cuddlymochi: me toooo then i could really be his cheerleader
sleepysuga: way too lazy for that
sleepysuga: i’ll start playing again if it means i get to see you in a miniskirt
lovebugjoon: get out of this chat
cuddlymoch: yknow
cuddlymochi: i wish hobi still played tennis
sunshinehobi: hobi wishes that too
lovebugjoon: lmao
sleepysuga: i don’t have time for sports anymore tho
sleepysuga: the underground rap bracket starts next week
cuddlymochi: OMGGGG I CAN’T WAIT
cuddlymochi: THATS GONNA BE SO SEXY
taeberry: lmao jimin you’re gonna be his trophy wife
cuddlymochi: i feel like that was an insult
taeberry: maybe it was maybe it wasn’t
sunshinehobi: if any of us have a trophy wife its namjoon
sunshinehobi: seokjin is the ultimate trophy
modelstatus: excuse you i am not an object
modelstatus: i am a man
sunshinehobi: my apologies
sleepysuga: watch namjoon get more popular because he has a hot boyfriend
modelstatus: now that might be true
modelstatus: i’m irresistable
kookiebun: eye roll
lovebugjoon: you are baby
lovebugjoon: i’m so lucky <3
modelstatus: <3 <3 <3
lovebugjoon: yoongi you’ll get popular too
lovebugjoon: jimin is a man magnet
cuddlymochi: JDHSKHDA
sleepysuga: no >:(
sleepysuga: i want him all to myself
cuddlymochi: aww
cuddlymochi: cute <3
taeberry: hobi you can borrow me for popularity
taeberry: i’ll be your trophy boy
modelstatus: AND YOU ALL SAY MY EGO IS TOO BIG HUH
cuddlymochi: TAEHYUNG SAKDGAG
lovebugjoon: omg
sunshinehobi: HEY
sunshinehobi: ARE YOU SAYING HYUNGWON ISN’T PRETTY ENOUGH
taeberry: no
taeberry: its just
taeberry: i’m me
taeberry: you know?
taeberry: i think i’d attract a lot of fans
sleepysuga: damn
cuddlymochi: taehyung i support your narcissism
kookiebun: hey no no no you’re mine tae >:(
sunshinehobi: its funny that you want to replace hyungwon considering you sent him a nude
lovebugjoon: oof
taeberry: HEY
taeberry: THAT WAS A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SPEAKING ABOUT IT
sunshinehobi: IT WASN’T JUST TRAUMATIC FOR YOU
sleepysuga: yeah i bet hyungwon hasn’t recovered
sleepysuga: probably the worst thing he’s ever seen
taeberry: WHAT THE HELL
taeberry: MEANIE HEAD
kookiebun; TAKE IT BACK YOONGI
kookiebun: TAKE IT BACK
kookiebun: OR I’LL KILL YOU
sleepysuga: i’m kidding jesus
sleepysuga: so possessive
kookiebun: um
kookiebun: “no i want him all to myself”
kookiebun: “jimin is my baby and if you’re mean to him i’ll skin you alive”
kookiebun: “i don’t wanna share jimin”
sleepysuga: ...yes and
cuddlymochi: its okay i love you yoonie <3
sunshinehobi: this chat is so GROSS
modelstatus: honestly
kookiebun: i can’t wait to go see you guys tho
kookiebun: i have the coolest hyungs
lovebugjoon: <3
lovebugjoon: i just need you to promise me something kook
kookiebun: anything
taeberry: GAY
cuddlymochi: aNyThINg FoR NaMjOoN
sunshinehobi: just say you’re still in love with him and go
kookiebun: I SAID ON WORD
modelstatus: just admit it bb
modelstatus: its okay
kookiebun: SHUT UPAHDHSJ
lovebugjoon: ummmm anyway
lovebugjoon: it gets pretty competitive
lovebugjoon: and it can be pretty ugly
lovebugjoon: pls do not beat anyone up
lovebugjoon: we’re fine
kookiebun: …
kookiebun: i’ll do my best
lovebugjoon: jungkook
kookiebun: i’ll try as hard as i can
lovebugjoon: jeon jungkook
kookiebun: if someone shit talks you
kookiebun: i’m gonna start punching
modelstatus: jungkook you’re so precious
sleepysuga: its okay jungkookie
sleepysuga: maybe you shouldn’t come
kookiebun: no i have to
kookiebun: fine fine i promise
kookiebun: no one gets hurt
taeberry: i love my sexy bodyguard boyfriend
cuddlymochi: vomit
taeberry: whatever yoonie bear kitten baby
cuddlymochi: shut up bunbun baby daddy
sunshinehobi: BUNBUN BABY DADDY
[kookiebun changed their name to bunbunbabydaddy]
bunbunbabydaddy: i like it
bunbunbabydaddy: do i have to pay child support tho
modelstatus: SDHAKDHKA
taeberry: UNBELIEVABLE