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[modelstatus, sleepysuga chat]
modelstatus: how on earth do you get kim namjoon to go to sleep
sleepysuga: its three in the morning
sleepysuga: he’s still at the library?
modelstatus: yeah
modelstatus: been there since this morning
modelstatus: or yesterday morning i guess
sleepysuga: there’s really no way to get him back
sleepysuga: he goes until he’s satisfied
modelstatus: i miss him
sleepysuga: yeah
modelstatus: i miss him a lot
modelstatus: he’s barely been around this week
modelstatus: i just want a hug at least
sleepysuga: does he have exams coming up?
modelstatus: if he does he hasn’t told me
modelstatus: ugh
modelstatus: guess i’ll sleep alone for the fourth time in a row
sleepysuga: i’m sorry hyung
sleepysuga: he’s difficult when it comes to school
modelstatus: no kidding
sleepysuga: you can always come over if you get lonely
modelstatus: yeah
modelstatus: thanks
[sleepysuga, lovebugjoon chat]
sleepysuga: hey asshat
sleepysuga: your boyfriend misses you
lovebugjoon: good for him
sleepysuga: damn
sleepysuga: exams soon?
lovebugjoon: no
sleepysuga: joon are you okay
lovebugjoon: yes
sleepysuga: yeah like i believe that
sleepysuga: hello
sleepysuga: don't do this to yourself again
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[modelstatus, lovebugjoon chat]
modelstatus: love
modelstatus: you’ve been at the library for 12 hours
modelstatus: come home
lovebugjoon: not done yet
modelstatus: done with what??
lovebugjoon: work
modelstatus: last time you did this you fainted
modelstatus: come home
modelstatus: i’m not asking
lovebugjoon: i’m fine
modelstatus: kim namjoon
modelstatus: i’m trying to look out for you
modelstatus: like a good boyfriend
lovebugjoon: that sounded very passive aggressive
modelstatus: i haven’t seen you for more than five seconds this week
modelstatus: what are you working on that's more important then acknowledging my existence?
lovebugjoon: lots of things
modelstatus: please
modelstatus: please just come home
lovebugjoon: you’re not my mom
lovebugjoon: if you just let me finish my shit then i can
modelstatus: there’s nothing more important than your health
modelstatus: take a break
lovebugjoon: seokjin please just fuck off for a minute okay
lovebugjoon: i’m busy
modelstatus: wow
modelstatus: when you pass out again don’t expect to see me at the hospital
[space butterflies]
cuddlymochi: yoooo
cuddlymochi:
cuddlymochi: our sunshine is sexyyyyy
taeberry: omg
taeberry: this is precisely why hobi’s style is 10/10
taeberry: what a hottie
kookiebun: our sunshine is hotter than the sun
sunshinehobi: fhdhdhdh guys <3 <3 <3
cuddlymochi: come here often? ;)
sunshinehobi: i’m so sorry but i have a boyfriend
cuddlymochi: hm i don’t see him
taeberry: omg
sunshinehobi: h-he’s out of town
cuddlymochi: well then
cuddlymochi: why don’t you come home with me
kookiebun: jimin why are you such a whore
taeberry: HAHA
sunshinehobi: okay kitten
taeberry: WHOOAAAA
cuddlymochi: :O
sunshinehobi:
sunshinehobi: idk why he’s acting like i’m the only sexy one here
kookiebun: yeah okay this isn’t fair anymore i need to fuck him
taeberry: JUNGKOOK PLEASEHKJSDH
sunshinehobi: literally get in line
taeberry: haha you all want what i have :D
cuddlymochi: GUYS STOP JESUSSSS
kookiebun: i still find it so unfair that you’ve slept with him and I HAVEN’T
taeberry: you say that about everyone
kookiebun: NO
kookiebun: you got jimin AND joon
kookiebun: HOW IS THAT FAIR
taeberry: ok well right now i’m looking at hobi
kookiebun: good point
sleepysuga: i fucked hobi and fuck jimin on the regular
sleepysuga: all of you get in line
taeberry: WHAT A FLEX
kookiebun: DAMN GO OFF
cuddlymochi: this is not what i wanted to start
cuddlymochi: i just wanted to talk about how sexy hoseok is
sleepysuga: i think that’s a lovely thing to talk about
cuddlymochi: oMG WAIT
[sunshine couple]
cuddlymochi: you’re welcome, hyungwon
cuddlymochi:
taeberry: everyone pray for hyungwon please
kookiebun: a moment of silence
memeturtle: oh
memeturtle: oh wow
sunshinehobi: jimin you’re embarrassing me :(
memeturtle: there’s nothing to be embarrassed about sunshine
memeturtle: damn i really hit the jackpot
sleepysuga: i had him first
taeberry: i-
kookiebun: …
cuddlymochi: yoongi pls control yourself
memeturtle: um
sunshinehobi: yoongi bro
sunshinehobi: shhh
sleepysuga: just saying
cuddlymochi: you’re so annoying
taeberry: is this actually happening
sunshinehobi: yknow what yoongi
sunshinehobi: i asked you to marry me!
sunshinehobi: and what did you say?
sunshinehobi: you said no!
kookiebun: lmaoooo
sleepysuga: the answer is still no
sunshinehobi: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMHSJDH
memeturtle: well yoongi
memeturtle: good for you
memeturtle: but he’s mine now :)
sleepysuga: mhm
sleepysuga: you keep telling yourself that
kookiebun: oh shit
memeturtle: i get to kiss him goodnight
sleepysuga: i live with him
memeturtle: ...
memeturtle: he’s my boyfriend
memeturtle: m i n e
sleepysuga: he’s always been mine :)
sleepysuga: will always be mine :)
sunshinehobi: yoongi are you good
sleepysuga: yep
cuddlymochi: yoonie bear
cuddlymochi: are you actually
sleepysuga: yep
sleepysuga: that video made me snap sorry
sunshinehobi: OMG
memeturtle: okay for a hot second i thought he was actually arguing with me
sleepysuga: nope
sleepysuga: he is mine tho
memeturtle: yeah okay
sleepysuga: but i just watched jimin’s video so now come back baby
cuddlymochi: you’re so horny
sleepysuga: don’t act like you aren’t
cuddlymochi: fine
cuddlymochi: coming <3
taeberry: THAT WAS SO WEIRD
kookiebun: i have literally no idea what just happened
kookiebun: what the actual fuck
taeberry: idk babe
taeberry: yoongi loves his hobi
sunshinehobi: I AM THOROUGHLY EMBARASSED
sleepysuga: that was the goal :D
sunshinehobi: ASSHOLE
[memeturtle, sunshinehobi chat]
memeturtle: did you guys actually fuck
sunshinehobi: will you be mad if i say yes
memeturtle: no
memeturtle: i’m relieved he got it out of his system
sunshinehobi: AHAHHDSG
sunshinehobi: i don’t think he has
memeturtle: have you
sunshinehobi: definitely not
memeturtle: fair enough
memeturtle: not gonna lie i know how tae and jungkook feel about wonho
memeturtle: i'm in the same boat :/
sunshinehobi: LMAOOO I KNEW IT
sunshinehobi: you tried to hide it
sunshinehobi: but you failed
memeturtle: you could tell??
sunshinehobi: i know you <3
memeturtle: damn
memeturtle: you really do huh
sunshinehobi: its called being in love with you
memeturtle:
memeturtle: i love you
sunshinehobi: YOU’RE SO CUTE STFU
sunshinehobi: AHHH BABY
sunshinehobi: I LOVE YOU TOO
memeturtle: <3 <3
sunshinehobi: YOUR CUTE LIPS
sunshinehobi: I'M LOSING MY MIND
memeturtle: :*
sunshinehobi: but really
sunshinehobi: we always joke about wanting to sleep with each other within our group
sunshinehobi: and like we trust each other enough not to get jealous and all that
sunshinehobi: for the most part
sunshinehobi: because we love each other so much
sunshinehobi: i’m glad we have the same level of trust :(
sunshinehobi: i love you so much :(
memeturtle: awww sunshine
memeturtle: that’s the sweetest thing ever
memeturtle: i love you so much too :))
sunshinehobi: god i’m so glad we’re together
sunshinehobi: you have no idea
sunshinehobi: you make me so happy
memeturtle: stop stop stop i’m going to cry
memeturtle: i mean it when you say you’re my sunshine!!
memeturtle: idk what i would do without you
sunshinehobi: can i come over later?
sunshinehobi: movie and cuddles?
memeturtle: for sure
[taeberry, modelstatus chat]
taeberry: hyungie you’re quiet
taeberry: usually when there’s chaos you’re right there lol
taeberry: is everything okay with namjoon?
modelstatus: ugh no its not at all
modelstatus: i’m sorry what’s going on in the chat
taeberry: nooo nothing important i was just checking on you
taeberry: what happened?
modelstatus: this happened
modelstatus:
[screenshot]
modelstatus: i’m just sad
taeberry: holy shit what a dick move
modelstatus: i know
modelstatus: i really just miss him
taeberry: i’m sorry :((
modelstatus: he’s literally been in the library for two days straight
modelstatus: and if i try to sit with him he just ignores me so i gave up
modelstatus: i guess i’m lonely now
taeberry: hyung you have us!!
taeberry: you can come over whenever you want
modelstatus: i know i know
modelstatus: i just wanted to be here when he finally came home
modelstatus: but lord knows when that’s gonna be
taeberry: i’m coming over
modelstatus: you don’t have to :)
modelstatus: hyung’s okay
taeberry: no i’m coming over
taeberry: should i bring kookie
modelstatus: no no don’t worry him
modelstatus: he’s been through too much this week
taeberry: this is why you’re the best hyung
taeberry: too worried about us and not about you
taeberry: i’ll be there in a few minutes!!
modelstatus: ...thanks taetae
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[space butterflies]
taeberry: i'm with my favorite hyungie
taeberry:
taeberry: seokjin is the best hyung and deserves all the love in the world
taeberry: and if you can't love him the way he deserves you suck ^-^
[lovebugjoon left the chat]