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Move I’m Gay

sharpshooter: oh my god you won’t what happened today

Gremlin: what

sharpshooter: so i was in Mrs. Mimes class and she was calling roll and she called my dead name.

sharpshooter: So i said “I go by lance”

sharpshooter: and then she said “how’d you get Lance out of Mora”

Sunshine: WHAT

sharpshooter: wait! It gets worst! I was in the next class and i was talking with a girl about it and SHE said that Mrs. Mimes made likea really rude face and also that she said that she heard me said “I’m a boy” when i said “i like the name”

sharpshooter: like i am a boy but OH NO IM NOT READY TO COME OUT

Gremlin: mrs. mimes is gonna get it

takashit: lance are you okay?

sharpshooter: Im scared to go to school tomorrow haha

takashit: Lance, you’ll be fine

Sunshine: i will PROTECT

Laundrymatt: mrs. mimes is a bitch

sunshine>sharpshooter

Sunshine: how you feeling?

sharpshooter: im really angry and sad ??

sharpshooter: i came homw and Mama was like “Mora this” and “Mora that”

Sunshine: do you want me to make you cookies

sharpshooter: pls

Sunshine: <3

sharpshooter: <3

Move, Im gay

sharpshooter: okay but the girl i was talking about did use he/him pronouns and shes pretty chill

sharpshooter: ima add her

sharpshooter added Ramen

takashit:hey Romelle

Ramen: oh hey

Gremlin: i have a plan

Gremlin: Keith, Hunk. come over

Samaria: why

takashit: guys,,,,no

LaundryMatt: YES

Ramen: YES

Sunshine: i’ll be over in 10

Gremlin: k

Allarming: LONCE

Allarming: LONCE IM GONNA KICK MRS. MIMES ASS

Allarming: oh. Hey Romelle

Ramen: sup

Ramen>sharpshooter

Ramen: LANCE

sharpshooter: hmm?

Ramen: HWY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH ALLURA

sharpshooter: ??

Ramen: I’VE HAD A HUGE CRUSH ON HER FOR YEARS!

sharpshooter: oh

sharpshooter: i ship it :))

Ramen: lance NO

Allarming> sharpshooter

Allarming: okay ive had a crush on romelle for years thank you

sharpshooter: ASK HER THE FUCK OUT

Allarming: maybe

sharpshooter: DO! IT!

sharpshooter>Sunshine

sharpshooter: Hunk help

sharpshooter: veronica and Agathe wanna have have a girls night out with mama

sharpshooter: so i’ll have to dress Nice

Sunshine: oh no bro

Sunshine: do you want me to kidnap you?

sharpshooter: do you want to try to convince mama we should hang out on a school night?

Sunshine: oh, no

sharpshooter: I’mgonna die :))

Sunshine: love you buddie <3

sharpshooter: <3

sharpshooter: gtg ill cry to u when i get back

Sunshine added Laundrymatt, takashit, ShayShay, Gremlin, Samurai, Allarming, and Ramen to the group chat

Sunshine named the chat LANCE PROTECTION

Sunshine: our boy is going on a ‘girls’ night out and has to wear something nice

Sunshine: aka a dress or blouse

ShayShay: oh no

Allarming: our poor boy :((

Sunshine: so out job is to CHEER! HIM! UP!

Sunshine: i’ll keep you updated on lance, cause i don’t want y’all to be texting him if he’s sleeping

Sunshine: Here are some of his likes :)

Sunshine: ROSE BOBA TEA

Sunshine: any coffee except black

Sunshine: blue

Sunshine: he’s really good at singing but he’ll never tell you

Sunshine: GET HIM FILM FOR HIS POLAROID OR FILM CAMERA

Sunshine: GO!

sharpshooter added Sunshine and Gremlin to the chat

sharpshooter named the chat trans dysphorian blues

sharpshooter: im gonna complain the whole time im out with my fam lol

sharpshooter: ew im wearing a dress LET ME DIE

sharpshooter: I’M GOING TO CRY

sharpshooter: EW EW EW EW EWEW

sharpshooter: Lmao im gonna have a panic attack

sharpshooter: catch me crying in the restaurant

Sunshine: my boy

sharpshooter: mamas looking at me weird brb

Gremlin: don’t die

sharpshooter: OH NO

sharpshooter: “what can i get you ladies?”

sharpshooter: gtg mamas looking at me again

sharpshooter: bruh Veronica thinks i have a crush on Hunk

sharpshooter: “Mora hows it going with Hunk” wink

Sunshine: omg

Gremlin: Oh my god im laughing so hard

sharpshooter: Hunk, im sorry, mama wants us to get married

Sunshine: I’d rather be the flower boy

Gremlin: valid

sharpshooter: Valid

Gremlin: can i be the bridesmaid?

sharpshooter: you gonna have to fight my sisters but sure

Gremlin: the pidgeon always wins :))

Sunshine: i am afraid

Sunshine: tell your sisters to RUN

LANCE PROTECTION

Sunshine: Lances mom thinks me and him are gonna get married omg

ShayShay: :(( i can’t be with a cheater like you

Sunshine: BABE- it-its not what you think

ShayShay: why Hunk? WHY

LaundryMatt: omg

takashit: someone get the popcorn.

Sunshine: i never meant for it to get this far!

ShayShay: im sorry hunk. I don’t love you anymore

Sunshine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

takashit: that was great

Allarming: *clapping*

Ramen: 10/10 deserves a Tony

Sunshine: *bows*

ShayShay:*Curtsies*

Trans dysphorian blues

Sharpshooter: I home and didn’t have a panic attack

Move, I’m Gay

sharpshooter: wow im Dead

takashit: me too

Samurai: Shiro your drinking coffee rn

takashit: this is homophobia

Samurai: Adam just read that over his shoulder and is crying

sharpshooter: Adam?

Samurai: the responsible dad

takashit: he literally stayed up till 4am crying over love simon what do you mean the responsible dad

sharpshooter: valid

Samurai added ADAM to the chat

Laundrymatt: adam.

ADAM: Matt.

Laundrymatt: how's it going with,,,,, Takashi

ADAM: good,,,,,,

Sunshine: what is happening

Gremlin: Matt and shiro dated before Adam and Shirk got together

Sunshine: oh,,,,

Laundrymatt: nah Adam and I are good friends

ADAM: we swap embarrassing shiro stories

Takashit: why

ADAM: love you too

Samurai: :)

Takashit: remember when Keith came out to me and I said “I didn't raise no cishet”

Takashit: and he cried

Samurai: SHIRO

Laundrymatt: oh my god

ADAM: TAKASHI OH MY GOD

Allarming: that's amazing

Ramen: okay mood

Sharpshooter: uwu what's this

Laundrymatt: owo

Sharpshoot: m-Matt

Laundrymatt: l-lance

Sharpshooter: O//////O M-Matt senpai

Laundrymatt: U///////U

Gremlin: cursed image

Takashit: why Matt

Sunshine: Lance no

Allarming: stop

Laundrymatt: this is biphobia

Sharpshooter: I agree

Sunshine: I can’t believe I haven't added my girlfriend to this chat yet

Sunshine added shayshay to the chat

Shayshay: hey

Allarming: I Stan (1) woman

Shayshay: <3

Sharpshooter:I'm going to bed

Sunshine: Rt

Takashit: bye

Shayshay: rt

Allarming: rt

Gremlin: rt

Laundrymatt: rt

Ramen: rt

ADAM: rt

Samurai: night

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Move, I’m gay

ADAM: noot noot

Takshit: NOOT NOOT

Samurai: wtf

Laundrymatt: NOOT NOOT

Allarming: NOOT NOOT

Gremlin: please stop

Gremlin: lance is whispering noot noot in class over and over

Sharpshooter: NOOT NOOT

Sharpshooter: NOOT NOOT

Sharpshooter: NOOT NOOT

Sharpshooter named the chat noot noot

Gremlin: look at what you’ve done

Sunshine: *sign* Lance,,,,

Sharpshooter: I am the shining star of this chat

Takashit: i’m sorry that's Hunk

Sharpshooter: :0

Sharpshooter: this is biphobia :(

Sunshine: I love you lance

Sharpshooter: Hunk is the only one allowed

ADAM: :(

Sharpshooter: okay and adam

Laundrymatt: :((((

Sharpshooter: and matt

Sharpshooter: everyone else is canceled

Takashit: adam how could you let this happen to me

ADAM: suck it takashit

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Sharpshooter: 2nd week of school and a teacher has already called me stupid

Sharpshooter:thanks mrs.G i already knew i was stupid you don’t need to rub it in lmao

Gremlin: mrs. G’s gonna get it :)

Sunshine: youre not stupid lance

Takashit: you’re a lot smarter than you think you are

Sharpshooter: sounds fake but okay

Samurai: why did pidge yeet themselves out of class

Samurai: oh. Lance you’re not stupid

Sharpshooter: oh no i can hear the gremlin coming down the hall

Sharpshooter: they have entered the ro

Laundrymatt: wtf did you do pidge don’t hurt my friends

Sunshine: don’t worry they probably murdered Mrs.G and then entered Koala mode.

Laundrymatt: Koala mode?

Sunshine: you know where they wrap their arms and legs around you

Laundrymatt: oh

Sharpshooter: you are correct

Sharpshooter: pidge didn’t murder Mrs.G but they did enter Koala mode

ADAM: is this normal?

Laundrymatt: basically

ADAM: has anybody else questioned the thiccness of gumballs hips?

Takashit: Adam wtf

ADAM: oh this is a bad time isn’t it

Sharpshooter: Actually that was perfect Adam Pidge laughed so hard  they fell off my back

Sharpshooter: i owe you my life

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Gremlin: im at this kids house for reasons and hes watching vines

Gremlin: and by vines i mean the really shitty ones

Gremlin: anyway most of them are transphobic should i fight him now

Sharpshooter: yes

Takashit: usually id say violence is never the answer but this time it is

Allarming: oh shit u have dads approval

Gremlin: uwu

Gremlin: he has been take out

ADAM: delete all evidence

Laundrymatt: i leave for 5 minutes and my sib has killed someone?

Laundrymatt: wow

Laundryatt: you go pidge

Gremlin: :)

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Noot Noot

Sharpshooter: lol mama yelled at me again and you know how my dysphoria likes that

Sharpshooter: yikes! At the yard mama called me baby girl

Sharpshooter: “Mora, my baby girl, Why’d you fail your test?! Your sister aced it!

Sharpshooter: Be more like your sisters mora

Sharpshooter: Your sisters are smart and responsible

Sharpshooter: no Mora is a disappointment to the McClains

Sharpshooter: time for a fucking relapse

Samurai: Lance ? are you okay?

Sharpshooter: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT

Takshit: Lance?

Trans dysphorian blues

Sharpshooter: RIP Lance McClain

Gremlin: I’m coming over rn be ready

Laundrymatt>Gremlin

Laundrymatt: where r u going

Gremlin: Lances

Laundrymatt: why?
Gremlin: did u read the group chat?

Laundrymatt: Oh. tell him i love him <3

LANCE PROTECTION

Gremlin: I’m going over to lance’s

Sunshine: I’m omw with food

Takashit: keep us updated

Allarming: Tell him that we love him

ShayShay: and that he’s important to us

Pidge knocked on Lance’s front door, repeating ‘Mora’ in their head over and over.

Lance’s twin sister, Agathe, answered the door.

“Katie!”

“Actually, its pidge now, is La-Mora here?”

“Yeah, shes in her room moping. Is Hunk coming?”

“Yeah, don’t be afraid if 12 other people show up.” Pidge says, walking towards Lances room.

Pidge pauses outside, and knocks before opening the door.

Lance is laying on his bed in the dark, staring at the glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling.

“Go away Ronnie.” Lance groans, not taking his eyes off the stars

“Good thing I’m not Ronnie.”

“Hey pidge.”

Pidge closes the door and lays down on the bed next to next to Lance.

“How are you doing buddy?” Lance just groans in response

“The gays are worried and Hunk is coming over with food. Allura wanted me to remind you that we all love you.” Lance groans again.

“Okay.” he sighs

“Did you relapse?”

Lance is quiet for a moment, and then nods, tears streaming down his face.

“I’m sorry.” he sobs

“Hey- we still love you. No one is mad or disappointed in you. And before you say that I’m wrong and that you are a disappointment your depression is wrong and i’m right.”

“Love you pidge.”

“Love you too.”

“Do you remember when we first met?”

“Yeah. i threatened to kicked James in the dick because he called me weak.”

“Good times.”

“I was scared of Hunk before i actually met him.”

Lance lets out a burst of laughter.
“Oh my god, you scared of HUNK? Hesa marshmellow”

“If you speak of this i’ll kill you.”

“I know”

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LANCE PROTECTION

Gremlin: Lance did relapse

Sunshine: i’m almost there

Takashit: did he talk about why?

Gremlin: he was overwhelmed and felt stupid and depression stuff

Sunshine: I had to deadname him i taste copper

Takashit added ADAM to the chat

Takashit: he wanted to know what was going on

ADAM: i still don’t know whats going on

Allarming: Lance is trans and not oout to his fam

Allarming: he has depression and ADHD and a history of self harm

ADAM: oh

ADAM: i want to protect this boy

Samurai>Sharpshooter

Samurai: i know we aren’t the closest of friends

Samurai: but i kind of understand where your mind is at rn

Samurai: i’m ‘on the spectrum’ and when things get to much i tend to harm myself :/

Samurai: so if youre ever feeling down you can talk to me

LANCE PROTECTION

Sunshine: Lance is feeling better
Sunshine: he promised not to do anything but his mom made him leave

Gremlin: send him all your love tomorrow

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Laundrymatt>Sharpshooter

Laundrymatt: ᵖˢˢˢˢᵗ

Laundrymatt: ᵖˢˢˢˢˢˢˢˢᵗ

Sharpshooter:ʷʰᵃᵗ

Laundrymatt: ʷʰᵃᵗˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠᵃᵛᵒʳᶦᵗᵉ ᶜᵃⁿᵈʸ

sharpshooter: ᵗʰʳᵉᵉ ᵐᵘˢᵏᵉᵗᵉᵉʳˢ

Laundrymatt: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵘ

Sharpshooter>Gremlin

Sharpshooter:[screenshot.png]

Sharpshooter: who is your brother

Gremlin:ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ ʰᵉˢ ᵃ ʷᵉᶦʳᵈᵒ

Sharpshooter: ᵗʰᵉ ᴴᵒˡᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᵘʳᵉˢ

Gremlin: ᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ

LANCE PROTECTION

Laundrymatt: ᵖˢᵗ ᵍᵘʸˢ

Gremlin: ᵂʰᵃᵗ

Laundrymatt: ᶦ ᵍᵒᵗ ˡᵃⁿᶜᵉ ᵃ ˢᴴᴵᵀ ᵀᴼᴺ ᵒᶠ ʰᶦˢ ᶠᵃᵛᵒʳᶦᵗᵉ ᶜᵃⁿᵈʸ

Sunshine: ʰ ᵉ ᶜ ᵏ ʸ ᵉ ᵃ ʰ

ADAM: ᵃᵐᵃᶻᶦⁿᵍ

Sharpshooter>Samurai

Sharpshooter: thanks man

Noot Noot

Laundrymatt:ʷʰᵃᵗˢ ᵖᵒᵖᵖᶦⁿ

Sharpshooter:ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵉᶦˡᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵈᵏ

ADAM: oh my god

Sunshine: Lance i love you

Sharpshooter: I’m lonely

Allarming: I’M COMING LONCE

Sunshine: ME TOO

Sharpshooter:ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ ᵐʸ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ

Takashit: ʷʰʸ

ADAM: ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᶦ ʰᵃᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵐ

Takashit:  ·-- ···· -·--      - ···· · ··-· ··-  -·-· -·- -·· ---  ·· ·-·· --- ···- ·   -·-- --- ··-

ADAM:(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ I love you too ♥

Laundrymatt:w̵̨̜̦̟͍̼̥̞͚̐̌͘h̴̡̨̡̡̺̘̥̼̟̤̹̱̖̗̺̆͐̓̉̾ą̵̩̊̈̇̿̉̔̍̍̽̈́͂̃̈͘t̷̡̺̺͕̦̂͊͐̎̍̃̾̾͘͘͝ ̶̡̡͎̥̮̥̜̹̱͇̺̼̤̣͌̑̏͗̑̈́͌̐͌̽͋̌t̵͇̤͇͈̰̙̖͙̘̑̒͒̿̾̆͘͝h̶̺͈̲̦̄͗̌̎̓͘͘ë̴̟͎́͐̊̈́̚ ̷̫͍̔̂́̆̏̂̊͐͒̂̕̚͘͝͝f̴̜̊͛ų̴̡͚̯̫̆̎̈́̒́̔̌ç̴̼͔͉̯̥̜͓̠͓͈̹̪̪̈́̓k̷̩͎̙̦̓̉͒͒̇͌͗

Gremlin: its called love matt

Laundrymatt: oh

Samurai:⛥ I̷̞͠ ̷̟̫͙͕͑̓h̷̟͍̦̑̅̉̒a̷̖̩̖̓͛͛̏͝t̷̲̤̻̦͇̓͆̆͑e̶̬̻̤͈̙̐̓̓͐ ̷̜̜̘m̴̙̬̈́ͅy̶̞̓s̸͖͊e̸̖͓̺̓̉̎͋͝l̸͚͓͌̾̔̂̎f̷͍̏̎̽͜ͅ ⛧

Ramen: keith wtf

Takashit: why keith

Samurai:ψ i̶̡̛̞̯͆t̴̟̟̔͋s̵̹͔͈̣̓ ̸̨̞̹̖̫̈́̈́t̵̨̰̆̇̿̏ḧ̵̤̟̭̓ḛ̶͙̬̫̈́͒ ̵̥̺̩̫̋̊̿t̷̥͈̎̿̅̔̕ř̷̜̱͈̄̉̊u̵̬̻͖̒̃̑͘t̶̠̩͋ͅh̸̝͉̅̀͛ͅ ☠

Sharpshooter:ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵇᵃᵇ

Gremlin: bab

Sharpshooter: fight me pidge

Gremlin: i will

Sharpshooter: guys when pidge first me

Laundrymatt: oh no they killed him before he finished the tea

Sunshine: PIDGE DON’T KILL MY BEST FRIEND

Gremlin: i did what i had to do

Shayshay: don’t make my boyfriend sad pidge :(

Gremlin: oh no the one (1) woman i’m afraid of :o

Samurai>Takashit

Samurai: shiro

Samurai: he called me bab

Takashit: and ?

Samurai: I MIGHT HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM OKAY

Takashit: oh

Takashit: oh no

Noot noot

Sharpshooter: SHREDDED WEED

Gremlin: i thought i killed you

Laundrymatt: shredded weed

Sharpshooter: ˢʰʳᵉᵈᵈᵉᵈ ʷᵉᵉᵈ

ADAM: ş̸̛͆̄̀̎̑̌̍͑h̷̛̝̱̮͚̦͕͙̟̜͔̗̝̍̔͌͌̚͜͝ŗ̸̝̺̟͍̀͂́͜ͅȩ̸̡̧̢͖͇͎̱̜͓͇̮̄̽̇́͋̉͛̀͋͂̚͘̚͜͝͝ď̷̟͐͂̄̂̐̽̕d̶͕͎̓̿̍͌͝͠e̴̫̟͔̼̦͎͖̜̭̗̟̗̖͎̊̌͑̇̈́́̕͝ḑ̶͓̲̦̝͇̟̯̗̣̼̗́̆̀͜͜͠ ̵̜̙̻̳͌̈͂̓́͒̅̅w̸̧̘̆̈́͜ë̷̖̜͙̭̮͈͈̍̓̈́̀̌͗̊͌͠ē̵̡̩̻̝̫͙̩̊͜͜ḑ̵̛̘̹͉̲̗̪̙̹̱̖͙̀͛͒̅̋̀̃̊̒͜

Ramen:ₛₕᵣₑddₑd wₑₑd

Shayshay: ｓｈｒｅｄｄｅｄ　ｗｅｅｄ　ワゴ案

Takashit: Why

Samurai: jesus i leave for 5 minutes

Sharpshooter: no offence bu

Gremlin: Keith fucking killed him

Samurai: the deeds done

Sunshine: wow lance keeps getting murked

Shayshay: i will miss him

Gremlin: He was my best friend

Sunshine: I think it’s okay to say this now but he was my husband

Laundrymatt: i can’t believe he left Hunk alone

Shayshay: *clears throat*

Laundrymatt: oh hey shay

Shayshay: you and Lance huh

Sunshine: uh… yeah

Shayshay: Hunk i thought i was the only one

Sunshine: babe it's not what you think

Sharpshooter: YOU’RE SEEING A WOMAN ?

Sharpshooter: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL

Sunshine: guys, I-I

Takashit: Hunk you're screwed

Sunshine: :(

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Sharpshooter: i still can’t believe i don’t have lunch with any of you :(

Sunshine: :((

Laundrymatt: i’m coming to vistit you lance

Gremlin: vistit

ShayShay:vistit

Ramen:vistit

Allarming: vistit

Sharpshooter: vistit

ADAM: vistit

Sharpshooter: BRUH MATT BROUGHT ME A FUCK TON OF MY FAVORITE CANDY

Sharpshooter:[image.png]

Gremlin: how did you get that many matt

Laundrymatt: i went to like 12 different stores and bought every single one they had

Sharpshooter: wtf matt

Laundrymatt: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ADAM: your favorite candy is 3 musketeers?

Sharpshooter: yeah. You got a problem with that?

ADAM: no its my favorite too

Sharpshooter: ayyyy

Samurai: 3 musketeers are gross

Sharpshooter: fight me keith

Samurai: meet me in the wendy’s parking lot at 3am

Sharpshooter: will do

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Broganes + Adam

Samurai: oh heck i’m gay

ADAM: same

Takashi: what happened

Samurai: lance got excited over his favorite candy

Samurai: like its just candy but when i brought is up later he started crying

Samurai: i’m crying

ADAM: oh no you have it bad

Samurai: uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

Takashit: just don’t pull your knife on him like you did to your last crush :/

Samurai: :(

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Noot Noot

Gremlin: bruh this kid is so offended because we’re talking about creation myths and the teacher is like “every religion has a creation myth” an names a couple including the christian one

Gremlin: and he's like “but its not a myth!1!”

Gremlin: chill dude

Sharpshooter: i hate those people

Gremlin: i’m gonna hack his phone to only play panic!

Gremlin: and every video he tries to play will be emperor's new clothes

Samurai: fuck yeah

ShayShay: why emperors new clothing?

Gremlin: watch the music video

Samurai: brendon urie was my gay awakening

ShayShay: i get u

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Noot noot

Sunshine: guys Lance is T-posing in the rain

Allarming: lance, you're doing amazing sweetie

Sharpshooter: thanks bab

Gremlin: u got pics hunk?

Sunshine: heck yeah

Sunshine:[image.png]

sunshine:[idkvideo]

Ramen: those are beautiful

ADAM: i stan lance

Gremlin: rt

Samurai: rt

Sunshine: rt

Allarming: rt

Laundrymatt: rt

Shayshay: rt

Takashit: rt

Ramen: rt

Sharpshooter: thanks babs

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Laundrymatt added sharpshooter, Gremlin, ADAM and ramen to the chat!

Laundrymatt named the chat dream meme team

Laundrymatt: ur mom gay

Sharpshooter: ur dad lesbian

Ramen: u family tree LGBT

ADAM: no u

Sharpshooter: gasp

Ramen: i’m offended

Laundrymatt: fuck i can’t believe you’ve done this

Trans dysphorian blues

Sharpshooter: i’m wearing 3 sports bras, 2 tanks and a tight t-shirt ro bind and i feel good but it’s hot and kinda hard to breath

Sharpshooter: lol i was fine but i was just hit with a wave of dysphoria send help

Sharpshooter: like i’m super insecure about my hair so i’m wearing it in a beanie but teachers keep telling me to take it off

Gremlin: i’ll fight them

sharpshooter: pidge, no

Sunshine: I love you man

Sunshine: is there anything i can do?

Sharpshooter: not really

Sharpshooter: nothing you aren’t already doing

Sharpshooter: i’m so lonely at lunch

Sharpshooter: also i’m not hungry

Gremlin: eat or i’ll shove it down your throat

Sharpshooter: i ate a granola bar in like 2nd period

Sunshine: lance its 5th

Sharpshooter: and like a kolache before school

Gremlin: that’s still not a lot ?

Sharpshooter: i’ll eat when i get home

Sunshine: i’m holding that to u

Sharpshooter: k

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Noot Noot

Sharpshooter: oh no my family is watching a movie together

Takashit: and thats bad why ?

Sharpshooter: there’s like 700 of us

Sharpshooter: and they’re LOUD

Samurai: oh

Samurai: i get u

Sunshine: did you eat

Sharpshooter: yeah ??

Gremlin: *squints eyes*

Sharpshooter: what! I did! I wouldn’t lie to hunk

Gremlin: hmmm

ShayShay: what do you mean ‘did you eat’

Sunshine: lance didn’t eat lunch

Sharpshooter: i eat 3 meals a day normally and i miss lunch once and you guys flip out

Sunshine: its not normal for you to skip lunch

Sunshine: breakfast ? yeah happens a lot

Sunshine: Dinner ? sometimes if you’re feeling overwhelmed

Sunshine: lunch ? never

Sharpshooter: i wasn’t feeling well okay ?

Sharpshooter: also i ate a lot that morning and didn’t really have an appetite

Sunshine: fine

Sharpshooter: send help we might watch Avatar the last airbender and my brother goes ‘why don’t we watch the movie’ and i want to kill him

Gremlin: which brother lance

Gremlin: which brother

Sharpshooter: luis

Gremlin: that bitch

Samurai: i’ve never watched Avatar The Last Airbender is it good

Sharpshooter: OH MY GOD IT’S GREAT

Gremlin: IT’S A MASTERPIECE

ADAM: keith i’m coming over me you and Takashi are watching it

Takashit: i haven’t watched it either so this will be fun

Gremlin: u are so longer my dad

Takashit: :(

Sharpshooter: bruh poor Tony :((

Sharpshooter: He deserves so much more <3

ShayShay: RIGHT

Sharpshooter: THE POOR MAN

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Noot Noot

Allarming: my dad is going out of town u know what that means

Takashit: oh yeah

ADAM: Corans okay with u throwing parties?

Sharpshooter: bruh hes the LIFE of the party

Allarming: he really is

Sunshine: i was in corans class the other day and Alfor came in and yelled “LOVE ME” and then sat on his lap for the entire class

Samurai: legend

ADAM: gay

Gremlin: mood

Sunshine: alfor and coran kissed the first day of school and like 3 kids dropped out of the class

Allarming: lol bye cishets

Ramen: i didn’t know Mr. Smyth and Mr. Altea were married and your dads?

Allarming: u didn’t ?

Ramen: i just moved here like last year

Allarming: what

Ramen: yeah my last school was pretty transphobic so my parents moved

Sharpshooter: ur trans??!!

Ramen: yeah ? did u not know

Sharpshooter: NO

Sharpshooter: TRANS BUDDIES!

Allarming: anyway the party is tonight at 7 you can sleep over if you’d like

Gremlin: you know all of us are unless we tell you otherwise right

Allarming: duh

Gremlin: lit

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Sharpshooter added Gremlin and Ramen to chat

Sharpshooter named the chat trans buddies

Sharpshooter: lit

Gremlin: heck yeah we got a trans girl, trans boy and trans nonbinary

Ramen: LIT

Sharpshooter: hecc

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Noot Noot

Allarming: you guys ready

Sharpshooter: HECC YEAH

ShayShay: so i need ur address

Ramen: same

Allarming: oh yeah its 5784 lions drive

Sunshine: it’s literally a castle

Sunshine: idk how her dads have so much money they’re teachers

Allarming: oh my dad used to be a lawyer with my mom

Allarming: my dad always wanted to be a teacher

Allarming: and then after my mom died he became a teacher

Allarming: where he met Papa

Allarming: also my grandparents on all sides are LOADED

Allarming: and my mom is her parents only child and because i’m her only child i got all here money >:)

Ramen: i didn’t know ur mom was dead

Allarming: yeah she died when i was like 7

Allarming: dad and papa got married when i was 12

Allarming: i don’t remember my mom too well

Allarming: also its been like 10 years

Takashit: okay stop the death chat its time to party

ADAM: fuck yeah

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ShayShay: i’m too tired to talk

Sunshine: me too bab

Shayshay: <3

Sharpshooter: bruh my mom almost didn’t let me go because matt was coming and you know how the cishets are

Laundrymatt: ooh my god

Gremlin: oh my goooood

Allarming: brb crying

Sharpshooter: allura ur staring at your phone unmoved

Samurai; i’m too lazy to look up but i believe Lance

ADAM: shhh guys takashi is asleep

Laundrymatt: gay

Ramen: no u

Sharpshooter: who was your gay awakening

Sharpshooter: tbh mine was allura back when i identified as a girl

Laundrymatt: mine was gerard way

Samurai: brendon urie

ADAM: mine was this guy named connor in like 5th grade

ADAM: takshis was also brendon urie

Allarming: bru this girl named Kayla is 7th mmmmh she was 10/10

Ramen: oof i had to realize i was a girl first and by that point i was like ‘guess im a lesbian’

Gremlin: i just realized tech was better

ShayShay: i had a crush on my friend and they came out as genderfluid and i just went ‘oh guess i’m pan’

Sunshine: i had a crush on this guy named ryan in 8th and then found out pan was a thing and went ‘oh ha thats me’

Allarming: lit

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TRANS BUDDIES

Sharpshooter: do you ever think of your dead name and you cry

Ramen: always

Gremlin: everyday

Ramen: one time i tried to write it and i cried for 3 hours

Ramen: my mom was so confused

Ramen: anyway then i got it legally changed

Sharpshooter: goals

Gremlin: my parents are waiting for the legal stuff legally change it

Sharpshooter: lol i’m not out to ANY of my family

Ramen: :(

Sharpshooter: i’m not even out to them as bi

Ramen: how do you pretend to be cishet

Sharpshooter: idk

Sharpshooter: i’m tired night guys

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Ruined> Sharpshooter

Ruined: why did Mr. Altea call you Lance in class today

Noot Noot

sharpshooter: [screenshot.png]

Sharpshooter: i’m going to fucking die

Sunshine: oh god

Takashit: lance bud what happened

Sharpshooter: veronica is an office aid

Sharpshooter: and she brought me a note for me to go to the counselors at the end of class

Sharpshooter: and Alfor calls me Lance obviously and she heard him

Sharpshooter: i’ve never been called Lance in front of my fam ??

Sharpshooter: wtf am i supposed to do ??

Takashit: you could come out

Sharpshooter: i don’t think i’m ready

Takashit: i know. But your either going to have to come out or spin yourself a spool of lies

Sharpshooter: thanks shiro. I’ll think about it

Sunshine: i will hurt her if she hurts you

sunshine>Ruined

Sunshine: if you hurt him i’ll fucking kill you :)))))))

Ruined: HUnk? Who are you talking about?

Sunshine: :))))))

Ruined: hunk. You’re scaring me

Sunshine: good

Ruined> sharpshooter

Ruined: and why is hunk threatening me

Noot Noot

Sharpshooter: Hunk stop threatening my sister

Allarming: HUNKS THREATENING SOMEONE

Allarming: WHAT DID LONCES SISTER DO HUNK

Sunshine: read the chat

Allarming: oh

Allarming: valid

Sharpshooter: not you too Allura

Sharpshooter: i haven’t even talked to her yet

Allarming> Ruined

Allarming: hurt the boy and i’ll get shiro and adam to give keith back his knives

Ruined: wtf

Ruined > Sharpshooter

Ruined: [screenshot.png]

Ruined: do you have anything to do with this

Noot Noot

Sharpshooter: ALLURA

Allarming: uwu

Sunshine: uwu what did you threaten Allura

Allarming: to get Adam and shito to give keith his knives

Allarming: hbu hunk

Sunshinez: oh ya know, murder

ShayShay: uwu thats my boyfriend

Ramen: i’ve never been more attracted to you allura

Samurai: i though hunk was pure

Gremlin: not when someone hurts his friends

Sunshine: uwu

Takshit: guys….

Takashit: you can’t just threaten her

ADAM: i’ll give keith back his knives if she hurts lance

Takashit: ADAM

Samurai: :)

Allarming: HECC\K YEAH

Ramen: can i help murder lances sister

Sunshine: be my guest

Allarming > Ruined

Allarming: adams down to give Keith back his knives

Ruined: wtf

Samurai> Ruined

Samurai: you can’t tell him but if you hurt him i’ll fucking KILL YOU

Samurai: i love him to much

Ruined: who are you

Ruined>Sharpshooter

Ruined: wtf is happening

Sharpshooter: okay

Sharpshooter: my friends are very protective

Sharpshooter: also i’m a guy

Noot Noot

Sharpshooter: I DID IT

Sharpshooter: she hasn’t said anything

Takshit: we’re proud of you lance <3

Laundrymatt: we wish you well

Laundrymatt: also pray for your sister pidge with kill her if she makes you sad

Laundrymatt>Ruined

Laundrymatt: i will not hesitate to let the gremlin go wild

Ruined: i’m actually afraid rn

Ruined> Sharpshooter

Ruined: you mean ??

Sharpshooter: i’m trans?

Ruined: oh

Noot Noot

Sharpshooter:[screenshot.png]

Sharpshooter: ??

ADAM: Knives?

Takashit: no

Sunshine: murder uwu

Gremlin: owo

Laundrymatt: go pidge

Takashit: guys she hasn’t really said anything yet

Ruined>Sharpshooter

Ruined: why didn’t you say anything earlier?

Sharpshooter: I was afraid of conversion therapy or being kicked out

Ruined: I still love and support you no matter who you are <3

Sharpshooter: <3

Sharpshooter: also pls don’t tell anyone

Sharpshooter: i’m not ready to come out

Ruined: okay

Ruined: I love you bro <3

Sharpshooter: <3

Noot Noot

Sharpshooter added Ruined to the chat

Samurai: Knives!!

Sharpshooter: no

Samurai: :(

Takashit: thank god

Ruined: how does lance have so many friends ?

Gremlin: ikr

Sharpshooter: PIDGE

Ruined: Also names pls

Gremlin: Pidge they/them

Sunshine: its hunk

ADAM: Adam he/him

Samurai: keith he/him

Allarming: Allura she/her

Laundrymatt: matt he/him

Takashit: shiro he/him

Ramen: Romelle she/her

ShayShay: shay she/her

Ruined: hello veronica she/her

Ruined: also i’m scared of Allura pidge and keith

Takashit: don’t be scared of keith

Takashit: hes not that scary

Takashit: he can’t sleep without his stuffed hippo Yorak

Samurai: SHIRO

ADAM: takashi oh my god

Takashit: but you should be sacred of pidge and allura

Ramen: especially pidge

Gremlin: uwu

Sunshine: ESPECIALLY pidge

Laundrymatt: do you guys remember when pidge dyed shiros hair white

Gremlin: he deserved it

Gremlin: he changed the WIFI password

Takashit: YOU WEREN’T SLEEPING

Takashit: AND IT DIDN’T COME OUT FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS

Samurai: i remember Adam having a heart attack and then laughing his ass off

ADAM: good times

Ruined: wowza

Ruined> Sharpshooter

Ruined: your friends are pretty intense

Ruined: also i’m lesbian

Sharpshooter: i thought you were american

Ruined: fuckyou

Sharpshooter: its chill im bi

Ruined: lit

Ruined: the gay mcclains

Sharpshooter: we should get leather jackets with that on the back

Ruined: thats how we come out

Ruined: yours has lance and a bi and trans flag

Ruined: mine has ronnie and a lesbian flag

Sharpshooter: amazing

Ruined: i have a crush on my friend wtf do i do

Sharpshooter: i have no idea i’m in the same boat

Ruined: uwu who

Sharpshooter: Keith

Sharpshooter: you ?

Ruined: Nadia

Sharpshooter: uwu dont tell anyone

Ruined: k you too though

Sharshooter: k

Ruined>gremlin

Ruined: keith and lance are pinning over each other this has been a psa

Gremlin: uwu i been knew

Ruined:[screenshot.png]

Ruined:[screenshot.png]

Gremlin: OwO

Gremlin: oh fuck

Gremlin added Ruined, ShayShay, Laundrymatt, Ramen, Sunshine, and Allarming to the chat

Gremlin named the chat Klance ?? yeah

Gremlin: tell them veronica

Ruined:[screenshot.png]

Ruined:[screenshot.png]

Allarming: uwu son

Ramen: shouldn’t we add Shiro and/or Adam

Gremlin: Shiro will tell us not to match make

Gremlin: adam though

Gremlin added ADAM to the chat

ADAM: fuck yeah

ADAM: [screenshot.png]

Gremlin: fuck yeah

ShayShay: we gotta get them together

Sunshine: hell yeah

Allarming: how

Gremlin: i’ll figure something out

ADAM: i’ll help with keith

Ruined: i’ll help with Lance

Sunshine: i’m the only one who actually asked out my S/O without help so

ADAM: fuck you hunk

Sunshine: i’ll save the pleasure for shiro

Laundrymatt: HUNK OH MY GOD

Ruined: i’m so glad lance has you guys

Chapter Text

Trans Dysphorian Blues

Sharpshooter: holy crap i feel like Shit

Sharpshooter: idk why but i want to die a lot

Sharpshooter: Depression is fuuun

Sunshine: Lance….

Sharpshooter: ugh i just don’t see the point in living

Sunshine: Lance

Sharpshooter: death sounds great

Sunshine: LANCE

Sharpshooter: yeah

Sunshine: i love you

Sharpshooter: I know

Sunshine: do you want me to come over

Sharpshooter: yeah

Sunshine: i’m onw

Noot Noot

Sunshine: me and lance are watching mr. magorium's wonder emporium and hes sobbing

Allarming: Okay mood

Samurai: mr. magorium's wonder emporium ?

Allarming: one of the BEST and MOST AMAZING MOVIES OF ALL TIME

Samurai: oh?

Sharpshooter: KEITH HAS NEVER WATCHED MR. MAGORIUM’S WONDER EMPORIUM

Samurai: no ?

Sharpshooter: COME OVER RN I’M REWATCHING

Samurai: k address

Sunshine: Lance this is our time

Sharpshooter: Hunk he’s never seen mr. magorium's wonder emporium

Sunshine: fine

Samurai: i need address

Sunshine: 1876 sky lane

Samurai:  k i’ll be over

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Sunshine: Lance and Keith sobbed and then feel asleep on each other

Sunshine:[image.jpg]

Gremlin: gay

ADAM: cute

Takashit: oh gosh that’s so cute

Allarming: i ship them

Ruined: we been knew

Ramen: tbh my soul left when u saw that pic

ShayShay: hi mr. magorium's wonder emporium is amazing this has been a psa

ADAM: thats all you have to say

ShayShay: yes

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Samurai: i just woke up but mr. magorium's wonder emporium is the best movie ever

Samurai: I cried so hard

Samurai: like i knew mr. Magorium was going to die but i still sobbed

Sharpshooter: RIGHT

Samurai: the whole ‘he died’ speech made me sob so hard

Sharpshooter: me too

Samurai: the colorless shop after he dies ?

Samurai: so many tears

Sunshine: Lance you cry every time you watch it

Sharpshooter: yeah? So

Sunshine: no reason

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Sharpshooter: do you guys believe in ghosts?

Samurai: no

Gremlin: yes

Sunshine: yes

ShayShay: no

ADAM: idk

Takashit: yes

Ruined: yes

Allura: yes

Ramen: idk

Laundrymatt: Yes

Sharpshooter: Keith shay adam romelle you guys are canceled

Sharpshooter: ghosts are real

Gremlin: I’ve been trying to tell keith that for years

Takashit: he refuses to accept it

Takashit: i’m 99% sure the house we live in is haunted and he just…. Doesn’t believe it

Samurai: its not haunted you piece of shit

Laundrymatt: it is very haunted

Sharpshooter: okay we’re doing a paranormal  investigation on Shiro and keiths house address

Samurai: 6742 Cemetery Dr

Sharpshooter: haha whats your real address

Samurai: that is my real address

Sharpshooter: cemetery drive is a mcr song -_-

Takashit: it is but its also our street name

ADAM: you know mcr songs?

Samurai: thats not a well known mcr song wtf lance

Sharpshooter has left the chat

Samurai: did Lance have a emo phase

Ruined: yes

Sunshine: yeah but he doesn’t like talking about it

LANCE PROTECTION

Sunshine: first things first

Sunshine added Ruined to the chat

Sunshine: now about his emo phase

Sunshine: it was literally the darkest part of his life

Sunshine: he almost killed himself during that time so like, don’t tease him about it pls

Ruined: what

Gremlin: did you not know he has like , depression

Ruined: NO

Gremlin: oh….

sunshine>sharpshooter

Sunshine: i told them to not talk about it want me to add you back?

Sharpshooter: yeah

Sunshine: k

Noot Noot

Sunshine added Sharpshooter to the chat

Sharpshooter changed the chat name to voltron unsolved

Sharpshooter: let's start the investigation!

Sharpshooter changed Samurais name to skeptic #1

Sharpshooter changed ShayShays name to Skeptic #2

Sharpshooter changes Ramens name to shitfish 1

Sharpshooter changed ADAMS name to shitfish 2

Sharpshooter: Ronnie is driving me and hunk

Gremlin: i have cameras and stuff

Laundrymatt: dad and I used to do this a lot so we have some good shit

Shitfish 1: i’m picking up Allura and Shay

Allarming: papa is coming

Sunshine: lit

Sharpshooter: YES

Allarming: Lance is his favorite

Allarming: he cried because dad has you and you but not him

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Takashit: lance where are you?

Sharpshooter: in the attic

Takashit: why

Sharpshooter: i heard something

Skeptic #1: probably a mouse smh

Sharpshooter: We’ll see when we go over the footage

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Gremlin: there’s so much fucking evidence

Skeptic #2: there’s literally none

Laundrymatt: fuck you there’s so much

Skeptic #1: there’s none

Shitfish 1: there’s like none

Sharpshooter: theres literally voices that don’t match any of ours

Skeptic #2: neighbors ? people walking by ?

Takashit: we didn’t hear any of them irl ?

Allarming: just upload them online and have people vote

Shitfish 2: i don’t think its ghosts but its definitely something i can’t explain

Allarming: Coran says its ghosts

Ruined: definently ghosts

Sharpshooter: i hope they aren’t evil spirits Shiro

Skeptic #1: there are no ghosts fuck you guys

Takashit: i hope they’re nice

Chapter Text

Voltron Unsolved

Sharpshooter: i imagine death its seems more like a memory

Ruined: Is this where it gets me, on my feet, several feet ahead of me?

Sunshine: I see it coming, do I run or fire my gun or let it be?

Skeptic #2: There is no beat no melody

Allarming: burr, my first friend my enemy maybe the last face i’ll ever see

Shitfish 1: If i throw away my shot is this how you’ll remember me?

Sharpshooter: what if this bullet is my legacy?

Sunshine: Legacy. What is a legacy?

Shitfish 2: Its planting seeds in a garden you never get to see

Ruined: I wrote some notes in the beginning of a song someone will sing for me

Allarming: America you great unfinished symphony you sent for me

Takashit: You let me make a difference

Skeptic #1: A place where even orphan immigrants Can leave their fingerprints and rise up

Sharpshooter: I’m running out of time. I’m running, and my time’s up Wise up. Eyes up

Ruined: I catch a glimpse of the other side

Shitfish 1: Laurens leads a soldiers’ chorus on the other side

Takashit: My son is on the other side

Skeptic #2: He’s with my mother on the other side

Sunshine: Washington is watching from the other side

Sharpshooter: Teach me how to say goodbye

Allarming: Rise up, rise up, rise up

Shitfish 1: Eliza

Allarming: My love, take your time

Skeptic #1: I’ll see you on the other side

Shitfish 2: Raise a glass to freedom…

Ruined: oops I’m crying

Sharpshooter: mood

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Skeptic #1: pls change our names Lance

Shitfish 1: yeah

Sharpshooter changed shitfish 1’s name to Ramen

Sharpshooter changed shitfish 2’s name Dickweed

Sharpshooter changed Skeptic #1’s name to Cocaine

Sharpshooter changed Skeptic #2’s name to ShyShayaway

Cocaine: why

Dickweed: hecc

Shayaway: uwu

Sunshine: uwu

Ramen>Sharpshooter

Ramen: hi Allura looks really cute today wtf do i do

Sharpshooter: ask her out?

Ramen: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Sharpshooter: I’ve known allura for 7 years. Trust me. She likes you

Ramen: okay but if this goes bad i will murder you :)

sharpshooter>Allarming

Sharpshooter: ask out Romelle

Allarming: why

Sharpshooter: cause its my birthday?

Allarming: nice try but okay

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Voltron Unsolved

Allarming changed the chat name to queer squad

Sharpshooter: did you do it?

Ramen: uhhhhh

Allarming: yes

Ramen: i mean we’re dating now but i am very red

Allarming: she looks very cute

Ramen: (つ ♥灬 ͜ʖ 灬♥)つ

Allarming: ( 灬♥ 3 ♥灬)

Takashit: oh boy

Dickweed: UwU

Sunshine: Pidge Matt Keith and Lance are the only one’s not in relationships now

Gremlin: romance is icky

Sharpshooter: i better be the best man at y’all wedding :)

Allarming: ofc you are

Allarming: Romelle we’re breaking up if you don’t agree with me

Ramen: OwO

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Trans dysphorian blues

Sharpshooter: uwu i’m lonely

Gremlin: UwU Matt and I are at the park with Rover

Sunshine: UwU lets have a picnic

Sharpshooter: UwU sounds great

Sharpshooter: UwU can i bring Blue

Gremlin: UwU of course

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Queer squad

Cocaine: guys i need help

Takashit: what did you do

Cocaine: i got involved in a robbery on accident

Dickweed: how tf do you get involved in a robbery by ‘’’’’’’’’’’’’accident’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

Gremlin: it happens to the best of us

Cocaine: i was at a gas station and this guy tried to rob it so i threatened him with my knife

Cocaine: and now i’m running from the cops

Ramen: oml

Sharpshooter: i’m crying

Ruined: wtf did i get dragged into

Takashit: i’m on my way

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Gremlin:

i'm gonna hack into the world meme data base so i can become the meme god

Sharpshooter: its 4am wtf

Gremlin: I haven’t slept for 48 days

Sharpshooter: haha me to

Gremlin: what are you doing at this god awful hour ?

Sharpshooter: oh you know

Sharpshooter: panic attacks lmao

Gremlin: jesus lance

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Romelle: School fucking sucks

Sharpshooter: haha mood

Ruined: I’m going to cry just thinking about it

Cocaine: Shiro grounded me from my knife :(

Dickweed: get fucked

Shayaway: oh my god

Shayaway: grounded from his fucking knife

Sharpshooter: how could you shiro :(

Allarming: it’s 20gayteen and shiro took away keiths knife

Allarming: sounds like homophobia to me

Takashit: :((

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Sharpshooter: i miss coran

Allarming: he misses you too

Sharpshooter: fuck it i’m going to his class

Takashit: you can’t just leave class lance

Sharpshooter: fuck you shiro

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Sharpshooter: i fucking love Coran

Sharpshooter: i’m adopting him as my uncle

Allarming: i told him you said that and he started crying

Allarming: papa: BABE! LANCE SAID HE’S ADOPTING ME AS HIS UNCLE

Allarming: dad: sigh, babe

Sharpshooter: i love my uncle

Ruined: does that make him my uncle too

Sharpshooter: no

Chapter Text

Queer squad

Dickweed: whats up fuckers

Cocaine: why do you have my phone

Dickweed: fuck you thats why

Takshit: why

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Trans dysphorian blues

Sharpshooter: i can tell its going to be one of those days

Sunshine: is there anything i can do to help

Sharpshooter: lmao no

Sharpshooter: depression is a bitch

Gremlin: i love you bitch

Sunshine: i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch

Sharpshooter: <3

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Queer squad

Sharpshooter: i know i complain like, everyday but i’m so lonely

Takashit: someone you know has to have B lunch

Sharpshooter: rolo and nyma do but…. Idk how i feel about that

Sharpshooter: yesterday i saw Nadia but i dont really wanna sit with her friends

Ruined: you have lunch with Nadia ???

Sharpshooter: oh boy

Ruined: oh boy you got to give her messages for me

Sharpshooter: oh no

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Sharpshooter: i’m sad

Sharpshooter: I’m in Alfors class and he noticed so he told me to go to Corans class

Sharpshooter: i have Cavetown stuck in my head

Sharpshooter: oh hey Hunks in this class

Sharpshooter: Corans letting me sit behind his desk and blast my music

Sharpshooter: i love this man

Cocaine: how come Coran doesn’t let me do that :(

Allarming: cause the first time you met him it was after Shiro failed a test and you threatened to shit his throat

Ruined: oh my god

Cocaine: oh

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Ruined>Sharpshooter

Ruined: you have a crush on that boy? How

Sharpshooter: i have no idea tbh

Sharpshooter: but he’s staring at me and my gay heart is going THUMP THUMP

Sharpshooter: *For Him plays*

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Klance ??

Ruined: Lance won’t stop talking about Keith

Dickweed: lol Keith is staring at Lance gayyy

sharpshooter> Ruined

Sharpshooter: actually i know why

Sharpshooter: his lips look really soft and so damn kissable

Sharpshooter: and somehow he makes this hair work?

Sharpshooter: like damn

Sharpshooter: also he has like violet eyes

Sharpshooter: who the fuck has VIOLET eyes ronnie

Sharpshooter: and when he gets really focused he sticks his tongue out just a little

Sharpshooter: hot

Ruined: Lance

Sharpshooter: FUCK he's cute

Sharpshooter: i’m so fucking gay

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Klance ??

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Gremlin: gay

Sunshine: cute tbh

Dickweed: I showed Takashi and he said ‘oh boy those boys are gonna kill us’

Shayaway: thats like hunk level of cute

Sunshine: aww thanks babe <3

Gremlin: gross

Ruined: back on topic how are we going to get them together?

Laundrymatt: we gotta get one of them to confess

Gremlin: bed sharing

Ruined: OwO

Dickweed: YES we can go on an overnight trip and have them sleep in the same bed :)

Gremlin: f u c k y e a h

Laundrymatt: F U C K Y E A H

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Trans dysphorian blues

Sharpshooter: ew ew ew you know those people i used to be friends with when i saw going through my bi crisis?

Gremlin: those hoes? Yeah

Sharpshooter: they keep dead naming me and calling me slurs because one of them is in Corans class and i’m always in there tbh

Gremlin: i’m gonna fucking fight them

Sunshine: what are there names?

Sunshine: i will poison theM

Sharpshooter: pls don’t

Sunshine: why not :(

Sharpshooter: i don’t want my best friend to go to jail :(

sunshine: MY MOMS WILL BAIL ME OUT

Sharpshooter: still it’ll be on your record forever

Sunshine: i guess

Gremlin: i’ll do it

Sharpshooter: PIDGE

Gremlin: matt will help too

Sharpshooter: that rat

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Queer squad

Allarming: Bloom is amazing i stan troye this has been a psa

Sharpshooter: i hate my body i hate my body

Ruined: :(

Sharpshooter: hahahahahahahaha

Sharpshooter: i’m in mrs.g’s class and she refuses to call me lance i’m gonna cry

Allarming: i’ll fight her

Ramen: i’ll help babe

Sharpshooter: no

Allarming: i’ll get dad and papa to fight her

Sharpshooter: yeet she called on my to give the presentation wish me fucking luck lol

Allarming: yeet i’m gonna send papa to beat the shit out of her

Samurai: I’m GaY

Dickweed: we know

Cocaine: but I’m like SO gay

Takahit: jesus what happened

Gremlin: i showed him the picture

Samurai: bitch

Gremlin: give me what i want

Cocaine: i won’t do that

Cocaine: I’ll do most anything but that

Dickweed: what did they want you to do?

Gremlin: kiss lance

Laundrymatt: do it bitch

Gremlin changed Laundrymatt’s name to Ratthew

Ratthew: why

Gremlin: something Lance said

Ruined: he calls Matt ‘ratthew’ all the time

Ratthew: that bitch

Ratthew: i’m gonna beat the shit out of him

Ratthew: fight me lance

Ratthew: i’ll beat you up

Sunshine: don’t hurt my bestfriend

Ratthew:I will

Sharpshooter: you wanna fight Ratthew?

Ratthew: fuck yeah

Sharpshooter: meet me in the denny’s parking lot at 3am

Sharpshooter: Keith i need your knife

Cocaine: Shiro has it

Sharpshooter: shiro i need it

Takashit: no

Dickweed: give it to him shiro i need to see it

Takashit: no

Dickweed: :(

Ratthew: guess we’ll have a fist fight

Sharpshooter: you’re on

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Allarming: Romelle is so cute omg

Ramen: allura is so cute omg

Allarming:(˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.

Ramen: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ♡*( ͡˘̴ ͜ ʖ̫ ͡˘̴ )*♡･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Sharpshooter: ew

Ruined: you’re one to talk

Sharpshooter fuck you ronnie

Cocaine: what

Sharpshooter: FUCKYOURONNIE

Gremlin: oh my god veronica

Sunshine: 10/10

Chapter Text

Broganes + Adam
Cocaine: Lance looks sad what do i do ?
Takashit: uhhhhhh
Takashit: idk draw something for him
Cocaine: i will never give anyone any of my art
Dickweed: well looks like your done for
Cocaine: :(
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Cocaine> Sunshine
Cocaine: Lance looks sad is there anything i can do?
Sunshine: idk dude he’s been down in the dumps lately
Sunshine: its probably depression so just let him know you value him
Cocaine: thank Hunk
Sunshine: you’re welcome
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Sharpshooter>Ruined
Sharpshooter: RONNIE
Sharpshooter: KEITH GAVE ME SOME ART HE DID
Sharpshooter: OH MY GOOOOOD
Ruined: thats gaay
Sharpshooter: I KNOW BUT ITS SO CUTE ??
Sharpshooter: HE DREW A BI TRANS BOY NAMED LEANDRO AND FUCK DID HE KNOW I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING BY LEANDRO?
Sharpshooter: AND HE’S LIKE 10/10
Sharpshooter: RONNIE MY GAY ASS CAN’T HANDLE THIS
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Sunshine>Cocaine
Sunshine: whatever you did worked cause he’s bouncing off the walls
Cocaine: i just gave him some of my art ?
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Broganes + Adam
Cocaine: i gave him some of my art and apparently he’s A LOT happier now ?
Takashit: i told you
Cocaine: it’s just some concept art of an OC ??
Cocaine: i mean it is based off of him
Cocaine: oh my god he just saw me and he had the biggest smile on his face my gay heart can’t take it
Cocaine: HE’S RAMBLING ABOUT HOW GOOD I AM CALL 911 MY GAY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS
Dickweed: thats GAYY
Cocaine: adam you’re gay
Takashit: yeah adam
Dickweed: :((
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Queer squad
Gremlin: fight me Hunk
ShayAway: what did he do
Gremlin: he took the last cookie
Sunshine: pidge you had like 20
Gremlin: what if i wanted 21 :(
Sunshine: suck it
Shayaway: yeah suck it pidge
Gremlin: :(
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Klance ??
Sunshine changed changed the chat name to Klance is canon king(KICK)
Sunshine: keith gave lance some of his art and i’ve never seen him more happy ?
Ronnie: it’s all he’s been talking about
Dickweed: Keith too
Dickweed: suck it i’m adding takashi
Dickweed added Takashit to the chat
Takashit: sigh
Takashit: kick
Shayaway: KICK
Gremlin: KICK
Sunshine: KICK
Dickweed: KICK
Ruined: KICK
Allarming: K I C K
Ramen: K I C K
Ratthew: K I C K
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Queer squad
Sharpshooter: hello 911 keith is good at art
Cocaine: I’m not even that good lance
Sharpshooter: BUT YOU ARE
Takashit: you are keith
Cocaine: you’re my brother of course you like it
Dickweed: you are keith
Cocaine: ｡*ﾟ+.*.｡(っ ͡° ل͜ ͡°)っ✂╰⋃╯
Dickweed: KEITH
Cocaine: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*( ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Sharpshooter:(˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.
Cocaine: (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
Sharpshooter: (つ ♥灬 ͜ʖ 灬♥)つ
Cocaine: (灬 ͡♥ ͜ʖ ͡♥灬)
Sunshine: kick?
Takashit: sigh
Takashit: kick
Cocaine: kick?
Sharpshooter: Kick??
Gremlin: SHHHHHH
Sharpshooter: KICK ??
Cocaine: ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)╭∩╮
Gremlin: ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
Sharpshooter: ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ
Sharpshooter: ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
Cocaine: <:::::[]=¤ (▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
Sunshine: HE’S GOT A KNIFE
Takashit: uhhhhhhhh Keith put the knife away
Cocaine: No
Dickweed: let him have it babe
Cocaine: yeah let him have it babe
Dickweed: ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)
Cocaine: (∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃-(===>
Allarming: imagine thinking Troye Sivan is straight
Ramen: babe
Allarming: 乁(✿ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)و
Ramen: ( ͡♥ 3 ͡♥)
Allarming: ( ˶˘ ³˘(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)♡
Ramen: ✩·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )*̩̩͙✩·͙˚̩̥̩̥.
Allarming: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ♡*( ͡˘̴ ͜ ʖ̫ ͡˘̴ )*♡･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Ratthew: ȉ̶̦̤͍̰͎̟̤̫̲̓̈́̇͘ ̵̡̗̥̩̥̬̬̠̻̾̓̎͗̏̔̍̿͆̌̕͠a̴̻͍̫̯͒m̵̢̰̺̯͕̲̞̖̩̯̱͗̂͘ ̸̗̲̳̠̻͔̦̗̣̭͎̟̗̰͗̒́̓̄͆͌̓̅̄̾̅͝ļ̶͉̯͔̪̮̟̱̅͊̾͠o̴̧̱̝̲̘̞͙͉͇̟͌̓̑͊̽̇̽̔͆͛n̷̢̧̨̝̬̱̼̹̬̺͚̅̌̃̎͊̎͌͆͑ͅë̴͍͇̳̥̞͇̖͎̰͓͇̭͖͚́̐͛̚l̵̡͇͖̝̥͍̰̻̖̦̖̓̽͆̒̀͑̆̚͝y̶̨̨̧̠͙̤̘̾̈

Sharpshooter: me too
Ratthew: bi buds?
Sharpshooter: bi buds

Cocaine: ☠ ⛥̵̫͙̭̗͓̻̎̃̑̈́̕ͅ ̴̨̧̨̡̛̠̮̳̬̩͖̺̳̯̱̖̫̫̪͓͆͐̽̊̏̂̂̄̈́̔̊̇̑̃̃̀̍͛̂̇̄̓͜͝͠ͅ☠̴̠̬͖̲̪̺̝̻͇̝̞̺̟̜͎̖̻̟̘̱͇̖̔̈́̓̍̈͐̅͛̒̃̂̈̇͌̌͂̈́̌̑͗͗͆̅̚͜͝ ̶͓̌̍͋̐̈́̓̒̀̾͐̈̓͊̎͋̉͒͠͠͠w̴̛̛̘͉̲͇̟͎̦͍̗̯̼̣̫͖̣͔͖̣͕͚̉͌̍̐̈͐̎̏̋̔͊̐̈́̃͆͐͘͝͝ͅh̵̡̘̤̺̣͎͚͖̥͎̪̻͚͖͇͑̅͂̇̒̍̉̃̊̐̕y̶̢̨͖̮͎͓̣͙̝̣͎̗̼̣̠̱̙̺͙̹̳̬̗̓̉̽͜ ̸̡͚̦̣̪͚̝̗͇̳̲̺̙̩̍̃̃̈́̅̏̿̄̽͊̕͜ͅw̶̨̜͕͚̞̔͐͑̓̿͒̉̒͗͒͝͠͝o̸̡̡̟̭̮̝̠͍̭̜̲̫͎͕̩̙̽̈́̉̉̎̄̿̚ͅͅn̸̛̦̝͍̙͖̖̭̗̝͓͕͍̬̼̭̪̞͖̩̹̾̓̔̓̈́̉̍̽̈̾̅̕;̷̨̡̧͓͍͉̗̗̫̞̪̝̲̙̥͍̘̫̩͇̰͇̗̼̟̖͛̐̾̃́̎̅̓̏̉̚͘t̴̻̖̪̠̭̞̼̜̭̰̿͑̇̈͒͛̾͊̊͗̂ͅ ̶̨̜̰͙͚̥̥̿̿y̸͖͓͓̮̣̞̜̼̥̪̘͇̺̳̯͈̍̕͝͝ơ̶̡̨̛̬̠̜͍͖̣͉͇̣͖̭̪̫͖͖̯̝̩̝̳̳͕͉͑͌̍̄̆̏̏̈̈͆͐̿̒̎̓͛̃̽̀͘̕ͅụ̶̢̧̝̫͍͙̗̦͆̊̈́͆̃̓̎̿̿͗͆̑̚͝ ̷̡̧̧͍̜͚̩̫̱̮̙̯̞̘̤̙͍̪͇̣̳̀̈̒͛̓͑̐́̎̋̿̽̾͆͊͒̔́̈́͘̚͝ļ̴̘̞̳͆͐̓̏̌͆̏̓̏̅̑͒͆͊̉͗̿͘͝o̶̧̬͚̬̻̯͕͍̙̮͕̣̫̥͉̭̣̹̘̻͓͖̲̍̔͆̓̈́͑̕̕͜͝v̴̢̨̢̳̻̗̠̬̜̞̞͉̺͈͓̪̝̻̯̪̹͔̾̓͋̌͋͛̈̏̽̏͌̌͌͂̅̏̀̚͘͠ͅë̶͎́̽̍͊̒̕̕ ̸̧͎͎̲̖̲̯̑̀̍͐̏̋̈́̀ṃ̶̧̧̨̛͚͍̟̺͉̦̯̮̝̞̦̠̙̹͇̯̓̃̉̈́̽̄ę̷̨̡̘̻̜̼̪͕̞̹̭̙̘͙̱͚̟͚̜̻͚̜͇̘͎̓͛̒͆̏̄̌̽́̋͊̍̐̈́̈́͆̀̍͘͜ ̸̗̠͊̈́͝☠̵̛͚͇̯̱̜̠͕̓̃͐̑̽͗̑̔̇̆̃̆̐͊̔̈́̄͂͘̚̕͜͝ ̴̱̪̥̱͗⛧̵̢͈̯͕̗͇͕̪͙̻̠̟̣̝̜͈̬͓̮̼̎͑̾̎̾̃̇̾̓̓̄̅͊̕͜͝ ⛧

Sharpshooter: I love you (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
Cocaine:✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*( ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Sharpshooter: (づ ♥ ᴥ ♥ )づ
Gremlin: *whispers* kick
Gremlin: OH FUCK LANfghjkjgjft
Sharpshooter: how the tables have turned
Ratthew: thank god they’re gone
Gremlin: :(((
Ratthew: oh i mean LANCE HOW COULD YOU??
Sharpshooter: AND YOU ONLY LIVE FOREVER IN THE LIGHTS YOU MAKE WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE USED TO SAY THAT YOU ONLY HEAR THE MUSIC WHEN YOUR HEART BEGINS TO BREAK
Cocaine: NOW WE ARE THE KIDS FROM YESTERDAY
Sunshine: why are you listening to The Kids From Yesterday?
Sharpshooter: cause its a fucking good song fite me
Sharpshooter: Me? Listening to MCR, Troye Sivan and Billie Eilish? More likely than you think
Allarming: BILLIE EILISH
Sharpshooter: BILLIE EILISH
Cocaine: Billie Eilish?
Sharpshooter: YOU’VE NEVER LISTENED TO BILLIE EILISH?
Cocaine: no?
Sharpshooter: take my earbud rn young man
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Klance is canon king(KICK)
Gremlin: Keith has his head on lances shoulder
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Sunshine: uwu
Ronnie: god i ship them so hard
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Queer squad
Cocaine: billie eilish is pretty good
Allarming: FUCK YEAH
Shayaway: Billie Eilish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sharpshooter: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Billie Eilish
Dickweed: lance i’ve been wondering about this for a while
Dickweed: but what does my name mean
Sharpshooter: from Bill and Teds excellent adventure
Dickweed: ??
Sharpshooter: in the movie on of the guys calls this other guy a dickweed
Sharpshooter: and one of the actors is Keanu Reeves
Sharpshooter: and Keanu Reeves looks like Adam Driver
Dickweed: oh my god
Takashit: i love Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Ruined: me too tbh
Sharpshooter: its a family favorite
Gremlin: this weekend we should get together and watch it
Ratthew: hecc yeah
Shayaway: who’s house
Gremlin: mine
Gremlin: mom + dad are out of town
Cocaine: they leave you alone
Ratthew: we have to promise not to burn down the house
Gremlin: we sign a contract and everything
Ratthew: haven’t burned it down yet
Takashit: congrats

Sharpshooter> Ruined
Sharpshooter: what if i sang a song for Keith?
Ruined: what
Sharpshooter: I’m feeling really confident rn
Ruined: what song?
Sharpshooter: i was thinking Tear In My Heart?
Sharpshooter: or maybe For Him
Ruined: both
Sharpshooter: im going for tear in my heart
Ruined: fucking do it
Sharpshooter: when tho
Ruined: when youre ready
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Klance is canon king(KICK)
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Takashit: keith will cry and then make out with him
Sunshine: HE SUGGESTED TEAR IN MY HEART ??
Ruined: Yeah?
Sunshine: OH MY GOD
Sunshine: PIDGE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
Gremlin: HECC YEAH
Ratthew: ??
Sunshine: HE TOLD ME THAT IF HE EVER SANG THAT TO SOMEONE HE WAS REALLY INTO THEM
Dickweed: OH FUCK
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Chapter Text

Sharpshooter: do you ever cry for no reason

Cocaine: hahaha me too

Takashit: wtf are you guys okay?

Sharpshooter: no

Cocaine: shiro you know the answer to that

Ratthew: we’re still on for movie night tonight right?

Sharpshooter: ronnie ask mama and papi

Ruined: yes

Ratthew: lit

Sunshine: should i bring food or cook there

Gremlin: cook here

Sunshine: k but neither matt nor you are allowed in the kitchen

Ratthew: valid

Gremlin: valid

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boneless>Sharpshooter

Boneless: this is Mora McClain right?

Sharpshooter: uh… yeah

Boneless: oh good! This is Nadia Rizavi

Sharpshooter: hello?

Boneless: I was wondering…. Does your sister like girls?

Sharpshooter: which one

Boneless: veronica

Sharpshooter: most definitely

Boneless: thanks Mora

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Boneless>Ruined

Boneless: hey Veronica!

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Ruined>Sharpshooter

Ruined: NADIA MESSAGED ME WHAT DO I DO

Sharpshooter: ASK HER OUT

Ruined: NO

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Kool Kids Klub

Boneless: GUYS SHE HASN’T RESPONDED

Hahah RYAN: chill she might be busy

Fucker: Ryan you couldn;t even talk to Mora when you had a crush on her

Hahah RYAN: fuck you james

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Ruined>Boneless

Ruined: hey Nadia!

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Kool Kids Klub

Boneless: SHE ANSWERED

Hahah RYAN: told you

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Boneless> Ruined

Boneless: a little birdy told me you like girls

Ruined: lance that bitch

Boneless: Lance? I asked Mora

Ruined: oh shit

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Ruined>Sharpshooter

Ruined: LANCE

Sharpshooter: DID YOU ASK HER OUT

Ruined: uhhh no

Ruined: I CALLED YOU LANCE AND AAAAAAAH

Sharpshooter: ASK HER OUT IDC

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Ruined> Boneless

Ruined: nvm what did you want?

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Kool Kids Klub

Boneless:[screenshot.png]

Boneless: ???

Hahah RYAN: oh yeah Lance is trans

Hahah RYAN: he used to be mora

Boneless: oh

Boneless: oh shit i should apologize to him

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Boneless>Ruined

Boneless: i wanted to know if you wanted to go on a date?

Ruined: FUCK YEAH

Boneless: OH MY GOD I’D THOUGHT YOU’D SAY NO

Ruined: WHY WOULD I YOU’RE SO CUTE

Boneless: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU TOO

Ruined: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Kool Kids Klub

Boneless: she said yes!

Hahah RYAN: !!

Fucker: !!!

Irony: !!!!

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Ruined> Sharpshooter

Ruined: SHE ASKED ME OUT AND CALLED ME CUTE !!!

Sharpshooter: FUCK YEAH

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Boneless>Sharpshooter

Boneless: sorry for dead naming you :(

Sharpshooter: its okay

Boneless: it’s not but i wont do it again

Sharpshooter: you have permission to date ronnie

Boneless: shes older than you ??

Sharpshooter: i am the man of the house

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Boneless>Ruined

Boneless: your brother is weird

Ruined: ur rite but which one

Boneless: lance

Ruined: extra correct

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Queer squad

Ruined added Boneless to the chat

Ruined: THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND NADIA

Boneless: hi

Takashit: hello

Gremlin: oh god another couple

Dickweed: stfu pidge

Gremlin: no

Ratthew: i’ll change the wifi password

Gremlin: matt youre single

Ratthew: yeah but Adam is my buddy

Sunshine: hello Nadia!

Ruined: name/ pronouns sound off now

Ratthew: Matt he/him

Allarming: allura she/her

Ramen: Romelle she/her

Sharpshooter: lance he/him

Cocaine: keith he/him

Sunshine: Hunk he/him

Shayaway: shay she/her

Takashit: shiro he/him

Dickweed: Adam he/him

Gremlin: pidge they/them

Boneless: hello! Nadia she/her

Gremlin: hunk i want food

Sunshine: i’m sleeping zzzzzz

Gremlin: fuck you hunk i’m just a smol child

Shayaway: square up pidge

Gremlin: oh fuck

Shayaway: that right bitch

Sunshine: i have woken up to love my gf

Shayaway:(つ 灬♥ ͜ʖ ♥灬)つ

Sunshine:(づ♥ᴥ♥)づ

Shayaway:(づ◕ᗜ◕)づ

Sunshine: (づ✿◡✿)づ

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Kool Kids Klub

Boneless: Veronica’s friends are weird

Boneless added Ruined to the chat

Ruined: whats up fuckers

Hahah RYAN: hi ronnie

Ruined: RYAN!

Ruined: Lance betrayed me so i’m gonna tell you rn he had the biggest crush on you in like 8th

Ruined: like he used to come one and be like “ryan Kinkade is sooooo hot oh my god”

Ruined: it was torture

Fucker: OwO

Fucker: RYAN YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A COUPLE

Hahah RYAN: fuck you james

Irony: yeah fuck james

Fucker: why am i friends with y’all

Irony: remember when you had ur bi crisis so you bullied your crush

Irony: and then he beat you up

Fucker: we don’t talk about keith in this chat

Ruined: KEITH

Ruined: OwO

Ruined: my gay son

Fucker: oh fuck

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Queer Squad

Ruined: hey keith do you remember James Griffin

Cocaine: yeah he used to bully me until i beat the shit out of him

Ruined: he had a crush on you

Cocaine: WHAT

Cocaine: HOW DO YOU KNOW

Ruined: Nadia is friends with him

Boneless: fact

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Shayaway: yeet my brother is being annoying

Gremlin: lol me too

Ruined: same

Shayaway: hey my brother pushed me

Ruined: so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down

Gremlin: benefits of killing him would be id get pushed less

Ratthew: :(

Sharpshooter: :(

Ruined: <3

Ratthew: no heart for me

Gremlin: fuck you

Sharpshooter: CORAN HANDED ME COFFEE AND SAID “i don’t like this here” I LOVE THIS MAN

Gremlin: we know

Allarming: that bitch

Sharpshooter: don’t call your father a bitch

Allarming: yeet

Ramen: babe

Allarming: sorry papa :(

Boneless: wtf is happening

Ruined: tbh no one knows you just get used to it

Ratthew: yep

Ruined added Boneless, Allarming, Ramen, and Shayaway to chat

Ruined named the chat gay girls

Allarming: this is great

Boneless: can i add someone

Ruined: yeah babe

Boneless added Irony

Irony: who is everyone

Irony: I’m Ina (i’m pan ace)

Ruined: Veronica! Lesbo

Allarming: Allura lesbian dating Romelle <3

Ramen: Romelle trans lesbian and dating Allura <3

Shayaway: Shay pan

Boneless: ur savior Nadia i’m bi

Ruined: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Boneless: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Irony: thats gay

Boneless: :(

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Dream meme team

Ratthew: WHATS UP FUCKERS

Gremlin: why do you have my phone

Sharpshooter: FUCK YOU THATS WHY

Dickweed: fave vine?

Ratthew: say kid backwards. Dik? Hahaha thats gay

Gremlin: hey have you seen my razor? Yeah its right here

Sharpshooter: dude you were so gone last night. what do u mean? you ate all the walls and the ceiling

Ramen:if I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool id have no pennies

Dickweed: this is my message to Jesus Christ. heyyyy jj wasssup

Ratthew: all good vines

Sharpshooter: you are all valid

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Boneless added Ruined, Allarming, Ramen, Hahah RYAN, Sharpshooter, Cocaine, Dickweed, Takashit, Ratthew, Gremlin, Sunshine, Shayaway, Fucker, and Irony to the chat

Boneless named that chat Help us

Gremlin: why tf are there so many people

Fucker: Nadia wtf

Ruined: NAMES PRONOUNS EVERYONE

Sharpshooter: Lance he/him

Cocaine: Keith he/him

Dickweed: adam he/him

Takashit: Shiro he/him

Gremlin: Hunk he/him

Irony: Ina she/her

Ramen: Romelle she/her

Hahah RYAN: Ryan he/him

Allarming: Allura she/her

Shayaway: shay she/her

Gremlin: pidge they/them

Fucker: James he/him

Ratthew: Matt he/him

Cocaine: *squints eyes* James

Gremlin: oh fuck

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Queer Squad
Cocaine: oh no i’m watching this artist on youtube and now i want to BURN all my art

Sharpshooter: YOUR ART IS AMAZING FIGHT ME (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
Cocaine: sounds fake but okay
Ratthew: IS EVERYONE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT
Allarming: FUCK YEAH
Sharpshooter: can we watch monty python and the search for the holy grail too? Gremlin: yes
Sharpshooter: fuck yeah
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Sharpshooter: I FORGOT THE ENGLISH WORD FOR THAT ANIMAL Cocaine: which one
Sharpshooter: THE SLIMY LITTLE SHIT THAT LIVE IN SHELLS Cocaine: a snail?
Sharpshooter: THATS THE BITCH
Boneless: is english your second language?
Sharpshooter: yep
Boneless: lit
Sharpshooter: yep
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Ratthew: ARE YOU FUCKERS READY
Sunshine: FUCK YEAH
Shayaway: HECC YEEAH
Ratthew: Hunk you’re already here
Sunshine: :( so i’m not aloud to be happy
Gremlin: no
Shayaway:( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
Gremlin: i m-mean y-y-yes
Sunshine: thx babe :)
Sharpshooter: what time should i get there?
Gremlin: idk before 7
Sharpshooter: k i’m on my way
Ruined: LANCE I’M NOT READY
Sharpshooter: Nadia tell ur girlfriend to chill
Boneless: chill babe
Ruined: ( ́༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
Takashit: keith adam and i should be there in around 45 minutes Takashit: make that an hour and a half
Sharpshooter: ???
Takashit: Keith’s freaking out
Sharpshooter: why?
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Klance is canon king(KICK)
Takashit: he’s freaking out because Lance is gonna be there
Gremlin: gay
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Sharpshooter>Cocaine

Sharpshooter: Dude you okay?
Sharpshooter: Shiro said you’re freaking out
Cocaine: it’s nothing
Cocaine: just emotions you know
Sharpshooter: yeah i get it
Sharpshooter: You can talk to me if you need too
Cocaine: thats m8
Sharpshooter:(˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ノ⌒♡*:・。.
Cocaine:( ́༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡
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Klance is canon king(KICK)
Takashit changed the chat name to KICK
Takashit: Keith is now freaking out because Lance checked up on him and sent some hearts
Dickweed: he’s a disaster gay just like his brother ( ͡° ͜V ͡°)
Takashit: thats gonna be a problem
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Queer squad
Takashit: I got keith out of the house
Takashit: we are on our way!
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Queer Squad
Sunshine: I can’t believe Keith and Lance are asleep on each other
Gremlin: that gay
Ruined: Nadia is asleep on me so i’m pretty gay rn
Sunshine: I can’t believe Lance didn’t snuggle with me :(
Shayaway: you were snuggling with me :(
Sunshine: :((((
Shayaway: :((((((((((
Ruined: I’m gonna call my mom to see if we can sleep over
Shayaway: okay
Gremlin: Shiro and Adam are being gay
Shayaway: what did you expect
Gremlin: i honestly have no idea
Ruined: my mom said yes if ‘the boys and girls sleep in separate rooms’ but like we’re all gay and pidge is Nonbinary so nah
Shayaway: well goodnight
Sunshine: yeah i’m going to bed too
Gremlin: night pussy’s

Ruined: i’m gonna go back to cuddling Ruined: night

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Trans dysphorian Blues

Sharpshooter: i’m gay and sad

Sharpshooter: mostly sad

Sunshine: why you sad

Gremlin: why you mad

Sharpshooter: when you can be

Sharpshooter: Glade™

Sunshine: but seriously why are you sad :(

Sharpshooter: i honestly have no idea

Gremlin: is there anything we can do?

Sharpshooter: idk

Sharpshooter: i kinda want cuddles

Sunshine: coming

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Dream meme team

Dickweed: fellas? Is it gay to be gay

Ratthew: *think emoji*

Gremlin: Hmmmmm

Sharpshooter: i’m sorry to say this

Sharpshooter: but yes

Dickweed: nooooooooooooo

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Kool Kids Klub

Hahah RYAN: GUYS

Hahah RYAN: HELP I LOST GRIFFIN

Fucker: hahahahahhaah

Irony: James wtf

Boneless: what

Boneless: james where are you

Fucker: i’m behind the trashcan eating Nachos

Irony: iconic

Boneless: you are trash

Fucker: :(

Ruined: it’s true

Fucker: you don’t really know me

Ruined: but you hurt me son so *shrug*

Fucker: BOTH KEITH AND SHIRO ALREADY BEAT ME UP FOR THAT

Ruined: go Keith and shiro

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Queer squad

Dickweed: ugh Mr. Sendak is so homophobic

Dickweed: he’s talking trash about alfor and Coran

Takashit: should we do what we did to Mr. H?

Dickweed: yep

Takashit: coming

Allarming: this will be great

Boneless: ??

Ramen: they make out in front of homophobic teachers

Boneless: goals

Allarming: wait record what he says about my dads and you making out in front of him

Takashit: got it babe

Dickweed: I’ve recorded everything he says them

Dickweed:[video]

Sharpshooter: amazing

Cocaine: ew

Shayaway: fuck it up kenneth

Sunshine: ohhh fuck it up

Cocaine: i am offended

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Boneless>Ruined

Boneless: does lance have B lunch?

Ruined: yeah

Boneless: who does he sit with?

Ruined: no one

Boneless: me and ryan are gonna sit with him

Ruined: ( ͡♥ 3 ͡♥)

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Boneless: no wonder Lance is so skinny he eats like nothing

Ruined: what

Boneless: all he ate for lunch today was chips and a granola bar

Ruined: what

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LANCE PROTECTION

Ruined added Boneless to the chat

Ruined: tell them what you said

Boneless: lance only ate chips and a granola bar for lunch ?

Sunshine: FUCK

Gremlin: I’m going to shove food down his throat

Sunshine: that won’t help pidge

Gremlin: I know but i’ll do it anyways

Boneless: ??

Sunshine: Last year his depression got so bad he didn’t eat for like 2 days straight

Ruined: how come i’m just now knowing about it?????????????

Sunshine: i tried to get him to talk to you guys about it but he wouldn’t

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Trans Dysphorian Blues

Sunshine: Nadia and Ryan sat with you at lunch today ?

Sharpshooter: Yeah!

Gremlin: Nadia told us you didn’t really eat anything

Sharpshooter: uhhhh

Sharpshooter: I’m goonnnaaa

Sharpshooter left the chat

Sunshine: frick

Sunshine added Sharpshooter to the chat

Sharpshooter: HUNK
Sunshine: JUST TELL ME WHAT’S WRONG

Sharpshooter: ugh

Sharpshooter: just not feeling great

Sunshine: :((

Sunshine: Love you but honey you need to eat

Gremlin: i know i poke fun but Lance you really need to eat

Sharpshooter: i know i just

Sharpshooter: just don’t see a point

Gremlin: if you don’t eat you die

Sharpshooter: that sounds great

Sunshine: LANCE NO

Sharpshooter: oops

Gremlin: Lance you can’t die

Gremlin: you’re literally the glue to the squad

Sharpshooter: sound fake but okay

Gremlin: ITS TRUE

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Queer squad

Gremlin: who keeps this squad from killing each other/ themselves

Takashit: Lance

Ruined: Lance

Dickweed: lance

Boneless: ive been in this chat for like 4 days but, lance

Allarming: Lance

Romelle: Lance

Cocaine: Lance

Ratthew: Lance

Cocaine: Lance

Sharpshooter: you guys are WRONG

Sunshine: FIGHT ME

Allarming: LANCE YOU’RE AMAZING

Sharpshooter: sounds fake but okay

Allarming: I’ll get papa

Sharpshooter: allura, babe it’s finnnne

Allarming added Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe

Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe: Hello! What seems to be the problem

Allarming: lance is sad

Sharpshooter: I’m Finnnne

Sunshine: he didn’t eat lunch

Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe: Lance! You need to eat!

Sharpshooter: ahhhhhh

Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe: Come to my class during 6th i have some leftovers

Sharpshooter: thanks <3

Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe: oh i like that! <3

Coran Hieronymus Wimbleton Smythe has left the chat

Sharpshooter: i love coran

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Sharpshooter: by leftovers coran meant a restaurant

Sharpshooter: he had enough food to feed my extended family

Ruined: oh shit

PROTECT LANCE

Ruined: uhhh our aunt is staying with us for a little while and she’s low key homophobic/transphobic

Ruined: she keeps telling lance to shave his legs and wear more feminine clothing and grow out his hair or else he’ll ‘look like a boy and never get a girlfriend’

Sunshine: oh no

Ruined: i can tell mama is kinda annoyed

Gremlin: at least she’s there

Ruined: yeah but she’s not gonna say anything

Sunshine: are we allowed to rescue you guys?

Ruined: no its family night

Sunshine: oh okay

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Ruined: 99% sure lance is crying but his door is locked uhhh

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Trans Dysphorian Blues

Sharpshooter: IT’S ONLY THE 3RD WEEK OF SCHOOL AND I’M ALREADY FAILING A CLASS

Sharpshooter: DAMN I KNOW I’M AN IDIOT BUT IT’S USUALLY TAKES A MONTH FOR MY GRADES TO START SLIPPING

Sharpshooter: i have a FORTY in one of my classes

Sharpshooter: a F O R T Y

Sharpshooter: i want to F U C K I N G D I E

Sunshine: Lance buddy you’re not an idiot

Sharpshooter: i am though

Gremlin: Lance buddy i know an idiot when i see one and you are far from it

Sharpshooter: I know ur lying but thanks for trying

Gremlin: lance i’m not lying

Gremlin: you know whos an idiot? Lotor. Trump. mrs.G and mrs.mimes.

Gremlin: you might not be school smart or test smart but you’re still smart

Gremlin: you're smart in other ways

Gremlin: youre people smart. You know how to help people and what to say

Gremlin: your funny and can get along with practically anyone

Gremlin: which is honestly something i wish i had

Sharpshooter: I-I-

Gremlin: and you're Dumb either. You just can’t do busy work and your adhd doesn’t help contratration but you get the materials and you get what the teacher is saying you just can’t contratante for your life

Sharpshooter: thanks pidge

Sharpshooter: love you

Gremlin: <3

Sharpshooter: <3

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Queer squad

Ruined:  I’M THINKING OF COMING OUT TO MY PARENTS

Takashit: !!!

Sharpshooter: can i come out with you?

Ruined: HECC YEAH

Sunshine: youre doing it lance!!

Sharpshooter: yeah!

Cocaine: you’re gonna come out?!

Sharpshooter: YEAH

Ruined: WHEN DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?

Sharpshooter: TONIGHT AT DINNER?

Ruined: HECC YEAH

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Sunshine: Oof i forgot its 9/11

Sharpshooter: oh yeah

Allarming: rip

Ramen: yeet

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Cocaine: I’m giving up on art

Sharpshooters: WHAT WHY

cocaine: this freshman’s art is like WAY better than mine

Sharpshooter: IT DOESNT MATTER YOUR ART IS AMAZING

Cocaine: sounds fake but okay

Takashit: your art is really good Keith

Cocaine: WRONG

Dickweed: you are good Keith

Ruined: you are Keith

Cocaine: AHHHH LOVE

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Sharpshooter: uhhh I had a timed writing today

Sharpshooter: I suck at times writings

Shayaway: me too bae

Sharpshooter: YAY! I’m not alone!

Shayaway: <3

Sharpshooter: <3

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Boneless>Ruined

Boneless: lance didn’t eat lunch

Ruined: LANCE MCCLAIN

Boneless: I gave him some of my food but he didn’t really eat a lot

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Ruined> sharpshooter

Sharpshooter: bro why aren’t you eating

Sharpshooter: uuuuuuhhhh

Sharpshooter: I hate like 100 cookies in interior design

Ruined: bro

Ruined: you need to eat

Sharpshooter: I know

Sharpshooter: I just don’t like see the point

Ruined: lance you’ll die

Sharpshooter: the thing is I don’t care if I die

Ruined: lance….

Sharpshooter: I know I know Pidge already yelled at me

Ruined: lance we really care about you

Sharpshooter: I know

Sharpshooter: but like if I died I wouldn’t have to worry about college and grades and bills and all that stuff

Sharpshooter: it be easier to die than to live

Ruined: I’m coming to give you a hug

Ruined: I love you

Sharpshooter: I love you too

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LANCE PROTECTION

Ruined:[screenshot]

Sunshine: lance

Ruined: I know

Cocaine: :((

Takashit: oh….

Allarming: I’m gonna tell dad and papa lance is I a bad place. Maybe they’ll help.

Gremlin: I’m gonna make that little shit know I love him

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Gremlin>sharpshooter

Gremlin:I’m gonna pull a prank in Mrs. mines wanna join in?

Sharpshooter: fuck yeah

Gremlin: Yass

Sharpshooter: what are we doing

Gremlin: I’ll tell you tomorrow

Sharpshooter: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gremlin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Trigger warning! Homophobic and transphobic language!
Queer squad
Ruined: AHHHHHHHH WE’RE GONNA DO THIS
Sharpshooter: I KNOW
Boneless: ARE YOU GUYS READY?
Ruined: NO
Sharpshooter: I JUST HOPE TÍA SAMANTHA DOESN’T SAY ANYTHING
Ruined: OKAY ITS TIME FOR DINNER BYE I’LL FILL YOU IN LATER
Sharpshooter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Lance and Veronica sit at the large Dinner table sporting their brothers Louis and Marco and their wives, mama and papa, Agathe, Their abuela and tia and niece and nephew.
They ate dinner, though both were unnaturally quiet, which worried their family. Towards the end, Ronnie clapped her hands.
“Me and la-Mora have something to tell you!” Veronica says, trying to keep her voice steddy. Their family glances nervously at each other. Veronica takes a deep breath, trying to soothe the butterflies in her stomach.
“I’m Gay.”
“I’m Bi,” Lance takes a deep breath, he’s gonna do it. He’s going to come out as trans “a-”
Lance is cut off by tia Samantha laughing.
“Next you’re going to tell me you’re a tranny.” lances heart drops into his stomach, tears gathering in his eyes
“Tia Samantha, I am gay. I like girls. I have a girlfriend.”
“Not in this house you don’t”
“Don’t tell my children what they can and cannot do in my house.” mama says, pushing herself up form the table
“Ale, you support this monstrosity?”
“MONSTROSITY?” veronica shrieks
“Ernesto, tell your wife and daughters how idiotic they’re being!”
Papa shakes his head.
“Samantha, i’m afraid, you’re the idiotic one in this situation.”
“YOUR CHILDREN ARE FAGGOTS ERNESTO!” She screams.Lance, leaves, tears running down his face.
“Shit. shit shit. LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID” she screams, turning towards Tia Samantha before racing after Lance. Finding only a locked door.
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Queer squad
Ruined: shit shit shit shit
Boneless: what happened?!
Ruined: lance didn’t get to come out as trans because my aunt started yelling and using slurs and now he’s locked himself in his room and our family is fighting
Ruined: its everyone else VS tia samantha but shes yelling slurs and lance won’t open his goddamn door
Sunshine: shit shit shit shit
Ruined: i would tell you guys to come over and help out but it’s a war zone
Gremlin: oh shiiiit
Gremlin” i’m coming over anyways
Gremlin: i’m going through his window
Ratthew: get the ice cream from out of the freezer
Gremlin: i will
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Lance sat on his bed, hands in his hair and knees pulled up to his chest, letting his tears hit the bed. He ignored veronicas pleading and stayed where he was, afraid that if he moved he’d be sucked into darkness.
He heard the window open but didn’t register it until he felt someone wrap their arms around him.
“Lance i’m sorry.”
“I-I-I’m fi-ine” he choked out
“Lance, its okay, i know you’re not.”
“H-how could she say those things? Shes my Tia.”
“I don’t know lance, I don’t know.”
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Queer squad
Gremlin: everything's a okay we are eating ice cream and watching Steven Universe from episode 1
Ruined: can i come in?
Gremlin: lance opened the door
Ruined: can luis marco and agathe come in too?
Gremlin: he said for a minute
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LANCE PROTECTION
Gremlin: lol nothing is okay he just doesn’t want to worry you
Gremlin: he was having a panic attack when i came in
Gremlin: it’s not good
Ruined: we should leave and let him sleep
Gremlin: okay

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Queer squad

Sharpshooter: lol last night was WILD

Sunshine: lance

Cocaine:lance

Takashit:lance

Ruined:lance

Gremlin:lance

Ratthew:lance

Dickweed:lance

Shayaway:lance

Ramen:lance

Allarming:lance

Sharpshooter:what

Sunshine: you good bud?

Sharpshooter: probs

Takashit: let us know if you need anything

Sharpshooter: will do

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gremlin>sharpshooter

Gremlin: meet me outside mrs.mimes room before school starts

Sharpshooter: :)

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Kool Kids Klub

Fucker: why is Pidge wheeling in a huge wagon full of penguins?

Boneless: probs one of their pranks

Irony: fuck yeah go Pidge

Irony: wait why isn’t Pidge in our gay girls chat?

Boneless: oh they’re nonbinary

Boneless: also aro ace

Irony: oh

Hahah RYAN: UwU lance is there

Boneless: do you still have a crush on him

Hahah RYAN: lol maybe?

Fucker: UR GAY

Hahah RYAN: bruh

Hahah RYAN: we’ve been friends forever you didn’t know?

Fucker: no ???

Irony: bruh

Boneless: well lance and keith are pinning after each other so…..

Hahah RYAN: lol its fine

Fucker: don’t cry ryan

Hahah RYAN: i’m not ??

Fucker: its okay to cry

Hahah RYAN: fuck u

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Queer squad

Gremlin: it has been done

Sharpshooter: uwu

Takashit: what have you done

Sunshine: are you guys why mrs. mimes is screaming?

Sharpshooter: hecc yeah

Gremlin: it gets better though :)

Cocaine: oh no

Sunshine: i have her 1st please tell me no one will be injured

Gremlin: i mean it’s possible

Gremlin: but probably not

Sunshine: thank god

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Sunshine: All star is playing

Sunshine: my ears hurt

Cocaine: what did you guys do?

Sharpshooter: we put like 4,000 penguins in her room

Gremlin: and every half-hour her computer BLASTS all star

Sharpshooter: also ½ the penguins blast it too :)

Takashit: oh my god

Sunshine: oh thank god all star is over

Sharpshooter: i can’t wait to go to her class

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Ramen: this is not good

Sunshine: the prank?

Ramen: yes but also she’s yelling at lance

Ramen: and she’s dead naming him i can literally see him folding in on himself

Ratthew: FUCK

Dickweed: whats she yelling about

Ramen: the penguins :(

Dickweed: bruh they didn’t hurt anyone why is he in trouble?

Cocaine: wtf mrs mimes?

Gremlin: mrs. mimes can suck my dick

Ramen: oh no she asked him to stay after class

Ramen: he said he had to get to his next period to help set up and she just yelled at him more

Ramen: he looks like he’s about to cry

Ruined: i’m here im queer and i’m ready to fight

Takashit: wtf is wrong with mrs. mimes

Ramen: he just started full on sobbing and mrs. mimes is still yelling at him?????
Ramen: FUCK MRS. MIMES I’M TAKING HIM OUT OF THE CLASS

Sunshine: fuck i’m coming

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Sunshine: all is not well

Sunshine: he’s having a panic attack and i’m 90% sure he’s spirling

Sunshine: going back to helping

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Ramen: Mrs.Mimes really triggered something and i’m gonna kill her

Takashit: i’m gonna come help where are you guys?

Ramen: outside room 194

Takashit: i’ll be there in like 2 minutes

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Cocaine: is lance okay?

Takashit: he’s calming down but he’s still in a really bad place

Cocaine: :((
Takahit: romelle went back inside but i think anyone else will overwhelm him

Ruined: Do i need to call my mom to come pick him up?

Takashit: i don’t know

Takashit: he might be able to make it through the day

Takashit: i’ll wait and have him calm down before i ask if he wants to go home

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Sunshine: Lance is mostly okay but he’s literally about to pass out so we’re taking him to the nurse

Ramen: Mrs.Mimes keeps asking me where he is and she’s going out the door now

Ramen: fuck

Ramen: 99% sure shes yelling again

Cocaine: Shiro will beat her up

Cocaine: and if he doesn’t

Cocaine: i will

Shayaway: go keith

Ramen:oops she’s back inside again

Sunshine: she has the fucking NERVE to come outside and yell at lance when he clearly is not in the right mind

Sunshine: hes literally draped across shiro rn

Sunshine: he literally cannot stand on his own

Sunshine: he’s panicking again bye

Allarming: i’m going to beat up mrs.mimes

Allarming: i’m telling my dads rn about her

Allarming:well they’re pissed

Allarming: they’re going to have a ‘talk’ with her

Ramen: i fucking hope so

Sunshine: Lance has stopped panicking

Sunshine: we’re taking him to the nurse

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Takashit: he passed out as soon as her hit those gross ass ‘beds’

Ruined: i’m going to call my mom and ask her to pick him up

Ruined: he needs to sleep

Ruined: he came into my room at like 3am crying

Cocaine: why is he at school then?

Ruined: he was dead set on coming

Ruined: he has the mcclain stubbornness so i just let him

Cocaine: lmao i’m going to love that bitch till he can’t be loved no more

Dickweed: that was the gayest thing i’ve ever read

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Ruined: shes picking him up

Sunshine: mk

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Sunshine: mama mcclain had to carry him to the car he was out cold

Sunshine: hope he sleeps well

Cocaine: Me too

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KICK
Sunshine: *side eyes emoji*

Gremlin: *side eyes emoji*

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Queer club

Sharpshooter: lmao that was wild

Cocaine: how are you lance?

Sharpshooter: better

Cocaine: yeah you slept for like 5 hours

Sharpshooter: i deserved it

Cocaine: yeah you did

Takashit: you’re alive!

Sharpshooter: yeah!

Sharpshooter: thanks for helping

Takashit: no prob

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Cocaine>Sharpshooter

Cocaine: how are you really doing

Sharpshooter: what do you mean?

Cocaine: i’ve had panic attacks 5 hour naps won’t solve everything

Sharpshooter: i mean i’m still upset over what tia samantha said

Sharpshooter: which is stupid because my family kicked her out ?

Cocaine: it’s not stupid

Cocaine: she was close to you. It’s normal to feel upset

Sharpshooter: i just

Sharpshooter: i’m worried that my family will be transphobic

Sharpshooter: like i know a lot of people who are like gay is okay! But they hate trans people and i don’t want any of my family to be like that

Cocaine: I can’t promise that your family will accept you but i can say someone in the chat will adopt you

Sharpshooter: thanks

Cocaine: are you thinking of coming out?

Sharpshooter: yeah

Sharpshooter: i think i’m just gonna get it off my chest tonight during dinner

Cocaine: wish you luck (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.

Sharpshooter: (´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)♡

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Sharpshooter>Ruined

Sharpshooter: i’m gonna come out at dinner pls make sure i don’t hyperventilate and like pass out or smth

Ruined: !!!! i will !!!!

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Queer squad

Sharpshooter: I’M GONNA RIP THE BAND AID OFF AND COME OUT TO MY FAM

Sunshine: !!!!!!!!
Sunshine: AAAAHHH

Takashit: GOOD LUCK

Allarming: MY FAM WILL ADOPT YOU IF IT GOES SOUTH (which i doubt it will)

Ramen: !!!!!!! I KNOW HOW SCARY IT CAN BE GOOD LUCK

Gremlin: ^^ ITS WORTH IT IN THE END!!
Cocaine:!!  (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.

Dickweed: GOOD LUCK

Ratthew: I LOVE YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT GOOD LUCK

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Lance was unnaturally jumpy and quiet during dinner, not to mention he didn’t eat (even though it was his favorite). But his mama just pinned it on last nights fight and the panic attack he had earlier in the day. In the middle of dinner, he reached over and squeezed veronicas hand. She squeezed it back reassuringly and then cleared he throat, quieting the room.

“Uh- so um yesterday, i was actually not done with coming out” Veronica squeezed his hand. “I’m actually a boy? I’m trans. Um i’m a trans boy? Yeah. i’m a boy.” the room is quiet for a beat. His mama stands up and pulls him onto a hug

“hijo, te amo.”

“Whats your name?” Marco asked

“I was thinking Lance? Or Leandro but i go by lance.”

“I like Leandro.”

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Queer squad

Sharpshooter: I DID IT!!!

Sharpshooter: I FEEL FREE

Sharpshooter: I’M GOING BACK IN TIME AND TELLING BABY LANCE TO COME OUT SOONER OH MY GOOOD

Cocaine: i told you it be fine!!

Sharpshooter: IM STARTING GENDER THERAPY SOON

Sharpshooter: AND THEY ORDERED A BINDER AHHHH

Sharpshooter: AND TOMORROW WE’RE GOING TO GET MY NAMED CHANGED ON THE SCHOOL STUFF

Sharpshooter: AND THEN WE’RE GOING TO START PREPARING TO GET MY NAME LEGALLY CHANGED!

Takashit: congrats!

Gremlin: yeah boiii

Romelle: hecc ya BOI it feels good doesn’t it

Sharpshooter: HECC YEAH

Sharpshooter: ANYWAY I’M TIRED GOOD NIGHT

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Queer squad

Allarming: i told my dads that lance came out and now he wants to have the mcclains over for dinner

Sharpshooter: THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

Sharpshooter: I’M ASKING MAMA RN

Sharpshooter: SHE SAID SURE HECC YAH

Allarming: i asked if i could invite the whole squad and dad said sure

Cocaine: hecc yeah

Allarming: how does tonight sound?

Sharpshooter: thats perfect!

Ruined: this is gonna be insane

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Cocaine: i’ve given up on art

Cocaine: its to hard

Sharpshooter: KEITH NO

Cocaine: lance can have my sketchbook

Sharpshooter: hecc yeah BUT KEITH YOU CAN’T GIVE UP ON ART YOU’RE AMAZING

Cocaine: lance….I’m sorry…..Take care of Leandro and Akira

Cocaine: they are my children

Sharpshooter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gremlin: wtf’

Sharpshooter: Leandro, Akira, they are all i have left of him

Sharpshooter: *helena plays as i lower keiths coffin into the ground*

Takashit: wtf

Takashit: why are the both of you so dramatic

Takashit: keith literally just saw some ones art online

Cocaine: IT WAS SO GOOD

Cocaine: AND MINE IS TERRIBLE

Sharpshooter: IT’S NOT TERRIBLE

Ruined: keith he has the art you gave him framed and on his wall

Cocaine: WHAT

Sharpshooter: VERONICA

Ruined: *shrug*

Ruined:[image]

Cocaine: oh my god you do

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Broganes + adam

Cocaine: i’m finna die

Dickweed: hes so into you

Cocaine: stop lying to make me feel better]

Takashit: he’s really into you

Cocaine: LIES

Dickweed: TRUTH

Cocaine: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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Kool kids klub

Irony: lmao i love clifford the big red dog

Fucker: what

Irony: what

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Queer squad

Ratthew: imagine if we get to heaven and god says “oh yeah, all gays do go to hell. But like a different hell. I take all the gays and put them in one big pride parade.”

Takashit: sounds amazing

Sharpshooter: hell sounds great

Cocaine: sounds gay

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Allarming:YOU GUYS READY TO COME OVER AND HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR PITIFUL LIVES

Cocaine: yeehaw

Sharpshooter: HECC YEAH

Sharpshooter: WE ARE ON OUR WAY

Dickweed: this is going to be gay

Sharpshooter: :)

Ruined: oh my god

Takashit: hide the knives

Cocaine: :((

Allarming: we have to play a game of hide and seek

Ruined: the McClains are the hide and seek champions :))

Allarming: oh your ON

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Sunshine: i can’t find marco

Ruined: haha good luck

Sunshine: the only McClain i have found is Luis because Mateo kept giggling

Sharpshooter: mateo is a little shit

Ruined: but you love him

Sharpshooter: i do

Takashit: You guys don’t know hide and seek till you spend 3 days looking for keith

Sharpshooter: THREE DAYS?!?!?!

Sunshine: found Shiro

Sunshine: and Adam

Dickweed: :(

Cocaine: lol i should have told you guys thats 99% of the time shiro and adam make out during hide and seek

Sunshine: found Pidge

Sunshine: Hecc yeah they ratted out ratthew

Ratthew: PIDGE

Gremlin: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sunshine: lmao

Sunshine: Coran says dinner is ready

Sharpshooter: can’t wait for this disaster

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Sunshine: that wasn’t so bad

Ratthew: lmao

Allarming: i love your mom lance

Cocaine: why did your brother stare at me

Sharpshooter: which one

Cocaine: uhh i think it was Luis

Sharpshooter: that bitch

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looney>Sharpshooter

looney: you like keith don’t you

Sharpshooter: IS IT THAT OBVIOUS?

looney: YOU HAVE HIS ART FRAMED ON YOUR WALL

Sharpshooter: ITS REALLY GOOD OKAY

looney: oh my god

looney: you’re really into his aren’t you

looney: is he into guys?

Sharpshooter: yeah

Sharpshooter: thank god

Sharpshooter: is that why you were staring at him during dinner?

looney: yeah

Sharpshooter: :(
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McClain bitches

looney: lmao

Sharpshooter: luis don’t you dare

Ruined: :)

Sharpshooter: VERONICA

Arge: tell me

Marco: :)

Polo: why did i marry into this family

Tunes: lmao me too

Looney: okay y’all remember Keith?
Tunes: yeah you stared at him the whole dinner

Looney: Lance has a crush on him

Marco: :)

Arge: :))

Arge: he’s in my WHAP class

Sharpshooter: none of y’all do anything

Arge: :((

Polo: can’t promise you anything

Looney: :))

Ruined: lmao I can’t believe The McClain Matchmakers are back in business

Sharpshooter: look you didn’t need us for you and Nadia to get together I’ll be fine

Looney: RONNIE HAS A GIRLFRIEND

Ruined: LANCE

Sharpshooter: :))

Arge: i want to meet Nadia

Marco: we have to give her the McClain Talk

Ruined: oh no

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KICK
Ruined added Looney, Tunes, Marco, Polo, and Arge to the chat

Ruined: these are my siblings and they know about KICK

Looney: Kick?

Takashit: Klance Is Canon King

Dickweed: haha I’m so glad matt didn’t get my siblings involved when getting me and you together

Takashit: lmao Ratthew is a little bitch

Takashit: Keith was on it

Ratthew: :)

Arge: lmao i like this

Gremlin: shiro

Marco: who did lance befriend

Dickweed: excuse you Takashit and hi are his dads

Takashit: why

Ruined: y’all should introduce yourselves

Gremlin: its pidge they/them

Sunshine: ITS HUNK!!

Takashit: shiro. The guy with 1 arm and scar on his nose

Dickweed: i’m adam the one who wouldn't get off of ^^

Allarming: it’s Allura! The white haired bitch

Ramen: Romelle.

Shayaway: I’m shay! I am the vry cute girl dating hunk

Boneless: oh hello I’m nadia. I wasn’t there

Marco: Nadia huh

Ruined: MARCO DON’T YOU DARE

Looney: :))

Ruined: lmao kill me

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Queer squad

Sharpshooter: yeet

Cocaine: yeehaw

Ramen: BANNED

Ramen: BOTH OF YOU

Sharpshooter: DDDDD:

Cocaine: :((

Ramen: JK

Cocaine: :))

Ramen: don’t smile soldiers

Ramen: this is war

Takahit: :{|

Sharpshooter: :DDDDDDDDDDD

Sharpshooter: i’m a rebel

Takashit: :{(

Sharpshooter: I FIGHT FOR THE REBELLIONA

Cocaine: why don’t you be a good person and listen to shirt

Sharpshooter: >:=D

Cocaine: *shiro

Ratthew: Viva le Revalotuon :DDD

Sharpshooter: i am moldyvoldy

Gremlin: what

Sharpshooter: VIVA LE REVALOTUON

Ratthew: VIVA LE REVALOTUON

Gremlin: just a typical Bikini Bottom day

Cocaine: YOU GUYS AREN’T GOING TO VIVA ONCE I FINISH WITH YOU

Dickweed: i’m going to hell

Sharpshooter: I WILLL VIVA ALL I WANT TO IN THE REVALUTION

Takashit: :{((

Gremlin: VIVA LE REVALOTUON

Sharpshooter: yeah but aren’t we all going to hell

Dickweed: DIE LAFAYETTE

Takashit: we can have a party together in hell

Dickweed: YOU TOO ALEXANDER

Sharpshooter: it’s going to be lit in hell

Gremlin: yeet

Ratthew: HELL PARTY

Sharpshooter: imma stay at satans place

Dickweed: HELL PARTY WITH ALL MY FELLOW HOMOSEXUALS

Sunshine: :DDDD

Gremlin: yEET

Ratthew: I bet satan is also a gay because of all the gay people around him

Cocaine: YEEHAW

Sharpshooter: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Dickweed: he was probably the first ever gay guy

Gremlin: god sent all the gays to go hell to matchmake

Takashit: satan was gay for God but God said nah you going to hell

Gremlin: MAN HELL HAS THEIR OWN QUEER EYE GANG

Cocaine: it’s going to be cool with att the LGBT+ people there

Sharpshooter: miles mckenna overthrows satan as king of hell

Cocaine: and brendon urie

Gremlin: shrek will be queen

Ratthew: yes

Ruined: djcgeucd i come back to this shit?

Sharpshooter: what did you expect

Ruined: XD

Sharpshooter: banned

Ratthew: tru

Gremlin: yeet

Ratthew: yeeticus

Ratthew: i’ll show myself out

Sharpshooter: yeetalicious

Ratthew: i’m yeetisfied with that word

Takashit: i am ashamed of all of you

Dickweed: you mean your

Dickweed yeetshamed

Dickweed: or

Dickweed: you’re yeet shaming us

Gremlin: we don’t tolerate yeet shaming

Sharpshooter: *yeets Shiro into the banned section*

Sharpshooter: what do you have to say for yourself Shiro

Takashit: will I die?

sharpshooter: depends

Takashit: yeehaw

Cocaine: JDFHDJKRT SHIRO

Gremlin: i think you mean

Gremlin: YEETHAW

Cocaine: WE ARE TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM THE FATE

Takashit: YEEHAW

Cocaine: YEETHAW

Takashit: Y E E H A W

Ratthew: YEETHAW

Gremlin: Y E E T H A W

Dickweed: Y e e T H a W

Takashit: Banned

Gremlin: i will fight the power until the end

Sharpshooter: [blackandwhiteteletubbie.png]

Ruined: i hate it

Ramen: *yeets that picture into hell*

Ratthew: in other news babies are basically avocados

Takashit: why

Ratthew: also if you mash baby’s up they to can be put on chips

Sharpshooter: hecc yeah

Takashit: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR FREE TIME

Dickweed: don’t you mean gay smile

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Chapter Text

Sharpshooter: GUESS WHAT FUCKERS

Ruined: oh my god

Sharpshooter: I’M SEEING CAVETOWN!!!!

Allarming: oh my gooooooood

Ramen: LUCKY

Cocaine: who is cavetown?

Allarming: triggered

Sharpshooter: only the BEST TRANS MUSICIAN EVER

Sharpshooter: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I THOUGHT GOING BY ROBIN

Sharpshooter: his name is robin

Ruined: he blasts cavetown 24/7

Sharpshooter: look soft ukulele is the best genre

Gremlin: i love cavetown

Sunshine: lmao me too

Sharpshooter: the tickets are only $15

Sharpshooter: me and mama are going

Gremlin: brb buying tickets

Sharpshooter: do you have the spotify presale code?

Sunshine: no

Sharpshooter: lmao sucks to be you

Cocaine: isn’t Pidge just going to hack it?

Gremlin: i will only not because cavetown deserves my money

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Cocaine: cavetown is okay

Sharpshooter: dysphoric is my favorite song

Sharpshooter: its 20/10

Cocaine: i like lemon boy

Ramen: basic bitch

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Takashit: why is lance crying and clutching a binder

Sharpshooter: KEITH GAVE ME A BUNCH OF LOOSE DOODLES

Takashit: oh my god

Ruined: are you gonna put them on your wall too?

Sharpshooter: YEAH

Cocaine: they aren’t even good??

Sharpshooter: FUCK YOU THEY’RE AMAZING

Cocaine: okay-okay

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McClain Bitches

Ruined: lmao keith gave lance some of his art and he’s crying

Polo: it’s true love

Arge: i love making keith feel threatened

Sharpshooter: AGATHE

Arge: :)

Marco: you go Ag

Tunes: lmao don’t forget us at the wedding

Ruined: US vs Keiths family

Sharpshooter: lmao Shiro would kill all of you

Arge: Shiro and keith are related?

Ruined: yeah they’re brothers

Arge: :)

Sharpshooter: Krolia would also kill all of you

Ruined: Krolia?

Sharpshooter: keiths mom

Looney: can’t wait for the wedding

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Gaynes

Kroli: where are you guys?

Achoo: i’m in my room

Texas: i’m on the couch

Takashit: I’m at adams

Kroli: keith

Cocaine: i’m on the roof

Takashit: why

Cocaine: YOU KNOW WHY SHIRO

Takashit: :))

Achoo: tea??

Takashit: lance kept talking about how pretty the sunset it so keiths painting a sunset for him

Kroli: Awwww

Achoo: : )

Kroli: well either way dinner's almost ready so y’all need to come down

Texas: yes shiro you have to come home

Takashit: on my way

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Queer squad

Dickweed: i can’t believe Takashit left me :(

Cocaine: lmao sucks to be u

Dickweed: takashi told me why you’re on the roof

Cocaine: fuck u

Sharpshooter: YOU'RE ON THE ROOF??

Cocaine: not anymore

Sharpshooter: WHY WERE YOU ON THE ROOF??

Cocaine: art

Sharpshooter: WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE ON THE ROOF FOR ART

cocaine: inspiration

Ramen: Valid

Sharpshooter: invalid

Sharpshooter: fite me Romelle

Ramen:  (ง’̀-‘́)ง (ง’̀-‘́)ง

Sharpshooter: Denny's parking lot

Sharpshooter: 3am

Sharpshooter: bring ur fists

Takashit: no

Takashit: go to IHOB

Ramen: YES

Ratthew: BANNED

Takashit: IHOB OR ROMELLE

Cocaine: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

Gremlin: international house of

Gremlin: BURGERS

Sharpshooter: NO

Gremlin: yes

Cocaine: I’ll be there

Takashit: what have i done

Dickweed: gods work

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Kool kids klub

Fucker: why are Ina and pidge talking

Boneless: oh FUCK

Irony: this is going to be great

Irony: i can’t wait

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Dream meme team

Gremlin added Irony to the chat

Ratthew: welcome

Sharpshooter: in order to be accepted into the group you must tell us your favorite vine

Irony: ms. Keisha, ms.keisha! oh my fuckin god she fucking dead

Ramen: accepted

Dickweed: Good choice

Gremlin: anyway we’ve decided to start a prank war

Irony:everyone VS Mrs. G and Mrs. Mimes

Sharpshooter: i like

Sharpshooter: lets do it

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Help us

Irony: we are starting a prank war

Takashit: oh no

Gremlin: oh yes

Allarming: who are we pranking

Ratthew: mrs. G and Mrs. Mimes

Ruined: i’m in

Fucker: i like Mrs. Mimes :(

Ramen removed Fucker from the chat

Boneless: lmao i should have done that a long time ago

Irony: we start by leaving tiny animals around their rooms

Dickweed:  thank god i saved all those tiny animals from my zoo days

Hahah RYAN: zoo days?

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Fucker>Boneless

Fucker: :((

Boneless: look Mrs. Mimes is a bitch and i will protect lance so no

Fucker: she’s not that bad ??

Boneless: she literally yelled at lance while he was having a panic attack and then after he had a panic attack, which sent him into a panic attack so like no she’s that bad

Fucker: oh

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Fucker>Hahah RYAN

Fucker: add me back

Hahah RYAN: no

Fucker: :(

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Help us

Gremlin: y’all ready?

Gremlin: just start by leaving 1 or 2 each day

Sharpshooter: :)))

Irony: :))

Takashit: why

Dickweed: stop being a dad and join in on the fun

Ratthew: we know you hate Mrs. Mimes

Takashit: fine

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Irony: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Sharpshooter: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Gremlin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Ratthew: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Ramen: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Dickweed: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Allarming: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Takashit: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Ruined: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Hahah RYAN: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Boneless: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Cocaine: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Sunshine: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

Shayaway: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it’s time

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Queer squad

Ratthew: fellas is it gay to be Christian?

Ratthew: your devoting ur entire life to another man

Sharpshooter: depends

Sharpshooter: do u wanna bang jesus or is it platonic love

Shayaway: imagine wanting to bang jesus

Takashit: why are you guys having this conversation ?

Shayaway: because why not

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Takashit: are glow sticks lithal

Dickweed: Takashi wtf

Cocaine: shiro im hiding all the glow sticks in the house

Takashit: you didn’t even notice my pun :((

Dickweed: fuck off

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Sunshine: why is thomas sanders so amazing ?

Ramen: idk he just,,,,,,,, is

Sunshine: pure boy

Ramen: the best boy

Sunshine: you know whos the best dad?

Takashit: me?

Sharpshooter: miles Mckenna ?

Ramen: Thomas Sanders ?

Sunshine: Thomas Sanders

Sunshine: but also Shiro

Sunshine: and miles

Ramen: Miles Shiro and Thomas are the best dads

Takashit: thanks kids

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Gaynes

Cocaine: lmao dad Shiro is replacing u as my father

Texas: son ?

Takashit: oh no

Takashit: keith you snitch

Texas: who else have you adopted?

Takashit: Lance Hunk Romelle Allura Pidge Matt Shay Veronica Nadia I’m guessing Ryan and Ina

Texas: you are a true father

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Fucker>Irony

Fucker: add me back fucker

Irony: read 1:17

Fucker: bitch

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Help us

Irony: hmmm should i add James back in?

Sharpshooter: hm

Cocaine: Hm

Ramen: sure

Irony added Fucker to the chat

Fucker: bitch

Ramen: i changed my mind

Fucker: :((

Allarming: lmao

Boneless: lmao who else wants to die?
Sharpshooter: me bitch

Takashit: me

Cocaine: me

Allarming: me

Ruined: me

Sunshine: :(

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Queer squad

Takashit: what does everybody want from starbucks?
Gremlin: Venti black

Cocaine: Tall black

Dickweed: Tall Iced Latte Macchiato

Sunshine: Venti Peach Citrus White Tea Infusion

ShayAway: Tall shaken green tea

Sharpshooter: Tall Iced Latte Macchiato

Ruined: same as hunk but a Tall

Ramen: Same as Lance

Allarming: ^^

Ratthew: Same as veronica

Takashit: that was a large order

Ratthew: thats what you get for having so many kids

Ramen: yeah you slut

Dickweed: don’t talk to your father like that

Takashit: :{(

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Cocaine: inktober is hard

Sharpshooter: inktober?

Cocaine: you ink something everyday based on a prompt

Cocaine: yesterday was poison

Cocaine: today is Tranquil

Allarming: is that why you yelled “FUCK OFF ELLEN” during art

Cocaine: i call things Ellen when i get angry :(

Cocaine: and my ink wouldn’t do what i want

Cocaine: MY FUCKING MICRON PEN KEEPS LEAKING

Cocaine: WHY! WHY! WHY! WHY!

Cocaine: i forgot to get a refill for my favorite copic marker I am anger

Cocaine: art is hard and lots of money :(

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Trans dysphorian blues

Sharpshooter: hecc i’m so gay for him

Sharpshooter: he has ink smeared on his face and hands and it’s hot

Gremlin: OwO ur finally telling us??
Sunshine: OwO

Sharpshooter: FUCK

Sharpshooter: wait you knew?

Sunshine: ur way to obvious about it

Gremlin:^^

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Sharpshooter: I forget some people don’t know my name is lance

Sunshine: owo?

Sharpshooter: someone kept airdropping me memes and obvi i was accepting them and they kept turning around and saying Lance??

Gremlin: lmao send the memes

Sharpshooter: lmao

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Ratthew: hewwo

Ramen: H-hewwo??

Dickweed: banned

Sharpshooter: H-H-Hewwo UwU

Dickweed: NO

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Trans Dysphorian Blues

Sharpshooter: lmao shoot me

Sunshine: what happened ??

Sharpshooter: lmao Lotor came over to me and was like “hey i heard ur a tranny now Mora”

Sharpshooter: i mean ryan and nadia were about to punch him when i left

Sharpshooter: but now i think i’m having a panic attack

Sunshine: bae where are you ?

Sharpshooter: library

Sunshine: I’m coming

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Sunshine>Cocaine

Sunshine: isn’t ur sister friends with Lotor?

Cocaine: yeah

Cocaine: why?

Sunshine: tell her to tell him i’m gonna cut off his dick if he talks to lance that way

Cocaine: UHHH CAN I HELP?

Sunshine: hecc yeah

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Cocaine>Achoo

Cocaine: tell Lotor that if he says anything to lance ever again he will get his dick cut off and then shoved down his throat

Achoo: wtf

Achoo: who are you talking about

Cocaine: idk what he said to lance but he’s not talking in the groupchat so honestly lotor and suck my dick

Achoo: ???

Cocaine: he said something to lance

Achoo: ?? he talked to Mora ??

Cocaine: oh my god

Cocaine: Lance is trans

Achoo: oh

Achoo: OH
Achoo: thats why Nadia punched Lotor in the face

Cocaine: he deserved it

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Lebians+Lotor

Achoo: lotor what did you say to lance ?

Later hoes: ???

Later hoes: OH you mean Mora

Later hoes: nothing ?? why

Achoo: Idk Keith was freaking out

Achoo: also he goes by lance now

Later hoes: they just hate me

Zuko: reasonable

Easy: lmao get him babe

Zuko: <3

Later Hoes: gross

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LANCE PROTECTION

Boneless added Hahah RYAN to the chat

Boneless: i’m gonna shoot him

Sunshine: i’m with you

Shayaway: who are we shooting and why ?

Boneless: Lotor

Allarming: Valid

Allarming: but what did he do?

Boneless: dead named him and called him some slurs

Gremlin: I’m gonna fucking murder him

Ruined: uhhh babe?
Boneless: yeah?

Ruined: beat his ass

Boneless: already did

Hahah RYAN: she did

Hahah RYAN: it was 10/10

Cocaine: lets all gang up on him

Cocaine: beat his ass again

Cocaine: show him whos boss

Takashit: ,,,,,,

Cocaine: give me my knives pussy

Takashit: okay we can’t actually kill him

Takashit: we don’t have enough money to bail you out

Cocaine: I don’t care

Cocaine: I’ll fucking kill him

Gremlin: i’m with keith

Dickweed: i will protect my son so ??
Dickweed: keith is valid

Sunshine: lmao lance said not to kill Lotor

Shayaway: You’re with lance?

Sunshine: yeah

Sunshine: he was panicking

Cocaine: send him love

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KICK

Gremlin: *side eyes emoji*

Sunshine:*side eyes emoji*

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Queer squad

Sharpshooter: that was wild

Cocaine: you good man?

Sharpshooter: lmao sure dude

Sharpshooter: I can’t wait to go home

Sunshine: You’ll be okay right?

Sharpshooter: yeah

Dickweed: its still up in the air to beat lotor

Sharpshooter: nah it’ll be okay

Allarming: okay.

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Queer squad

Ruined: code Blue

Sunshine: SHIT

Sunshine: IS THE FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED?

Ruined: yeah

Gremlin: we’re coming

Sunshine: i’ll be there in like 5 minutes

Sunshine: I’m here

Gremlin: i’m right behind him

Takashit: how bad is it?

Sunshine: well No Phun Intended is playing

Sunshine: and i’m pretty sure i heard Drown play at least 3 times in a row

Ramen: oh no

Cocaine: that’s bad

Sunshine: also the door is locked and i’m pretty sure there's shit in front of the door so i can’t open in

Gremlin: thinking of going through the vents

Shayaway: do the McClains know what’s going on?

Ruined: they have some idea because pidge and hunk showed up with bags of junk food and blankets and books and pidge brought like 4 computers

Gremlin: i panicked

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Ruined: okay Pidge managed to get through the window but they’re the only one small enough to get through it

Sunshine: oh good the door opened

Ruined: just Hunk and Pidge are going in for right now

Ruined: what should i tell my parents cause they’re freaking out

Takashit: Uh ??

Takashit: idk it’s up to him what he wants to tell your parents

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LANCE PROTECTION

Sunshine: he doesn’t want to tell y’all but it’s badd

Sunshine: like if he doesn’t tell him parents is will?

Gremlin: it was a bad relapse

Ruined: oh god

Cocaine: on a scale of 1-10 how bad

Sunshine: 9 ¾

Sunshine: he’s not dead so it’s not a 10 but its almost there

Takashit: yeah you guys have to tell his parents

Gremlin: I keep telling him that and he keeps saying he’ll just burden them

Allarming: bullshit

Shayaway: ^^

Ramen: ^^

Ratthew:^^

Dickweed:^^

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Ruined: okay Hunk and Pidge managed to convince him to let mama and papi in

Ramen: thank god

Ruined: i’m going to wait to tell Marco, Maria, Luis, Sara and Agathe

Ratthew: good idea

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Ruined: okay I’m pretty sure Mama and papi are crying

Ruined: idk how i feel about that

Ruined: but Marco is concerned™ and i think they’re catching on?

Ruined: Ag definitely knows what’s going on now

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Ruined: okay we;re having a family talk

Ratthew: with hunk and pidge

Ruined: yeah they’re honorary McClains

Allarming: goals

Ruined: im pretty sure you all are

Ratthew: UwU

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Queer squad

Gremlin: that was lots of tears

Sunshine: it was good tears

Sharpshooter: mostly good tears

Cocaine: what happened ?

Sharpshooter: i told everyone

Sharpshooter: so now i’m going to therapy

Takashit: it’ll be good for you

Sharpshooter: yeah

Sharpshooter: but i’m tired

Sharpshooter: so night

Cocaine: Night

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Queer squad

Sharpshooter: oh shit i did that

Sharpshooter: it wasn’t a dream

Dickweed: nope

Sharpshooter: oh yeet

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Cocaine: sleep is for the week

Sharpshooter: retweet

Takashit: you guys need to sleep

Cocaine: okay but i had an idea for today’s inktober prompt and if i didn’t start it i would forget it

Cocaine: and then i didn’t look like how i wanted it to look so i had to start over

Sharpshooter: lmao i just have depression

Cocaine: i mean mood

Takashit:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Dickweed: let them have their fun babe

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Cocaine: hi alien boy is a good song bye

Shayaway: what

Sunshine: babe he said bye don’t bother him

Shayaway: oh :((

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Sharpshooter: oh boy i regret everything

Cocaine: ??

Sharpshooter: It’s HOT

Cocaine: ??

Sharpshooter: scars

Cocaine: OH
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Cocaine: i kinda wish i did elentober and goretober

Takashit: oh god

Cocaine: i like drawing angsty things :(

Cocaine: and torturing my OC’s

Cocaine: also elentori is a great artist

Takashit: keith you have like 200 more followers than her on your art account

Cocaine: her art is better than mine :(

Sharpshooter: UMM ART ACCOUNT??

Sharpshooter: username pls

Takashit: Tumblr, instagram, twitter-NoNameKid

Shayaway: is that a heathers reference ?

Cocaine: look i was really into musicals when i started them and now i’m too popular to change it

Cocaine: Lance did you just commission me ?

Cocaine: and buy like 5 pins, 4 prints and 7 key chains?

Cocaine: LANCE

Sharpshooter: what

Cocaine: i’ll just give stuff to you

Sharpshooter: REALLY?

Cocaine: yeah

Sharpshooter: LIT

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Broganes + adam

Takashit: oh my god

Dickweed: ??

Cocaine: shiro

Takashit: one time i asked him to draw something for me and he told me “if you want me to draw something for you. You have to commission me.”

Dickweed: commission ?

Takashit: paying someone to draw something for you

Dickweed: and he’s just giving lance stuff ??

Dickweed: oh wow your really into him

Cocaine: fuck off adam

Cocaine: i had to deal with your pinning after shiro who so obviously liked you back

Dickweed: yeah and i have to deal with you pinning after lance who so obviously likes you back

Cocaine: dick

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KICK

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Arg: ;)

Polo: oh my god

Looney: aren’t you guys in school

Arg: shut up Luis

Looney: :0

Toons: Don’t talk to your brother like that >:0

Arg: oh shit

Takashit: i can’t wait to be related to the mcclains

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Sharpshooter added Gremlin, Sunshine and Ruined to the chat

Sharpshooter named the chat Get Keith to like Lance

Sharpshooter: welcome

Ruined: he already likes you we don’t have to do anything

Sharpshooter: stop lying to be

Sunshine: bro

Sunshine: the love of my life

Sunshine: the apple of my eye

Sunshine: he likes you back

Gremlin: he literally is giving you free shit

Sharpshooter: i give y’all free shit all the time

Gremlin: yeah, but this is art and keith

Ruined: trust me artist don’t just draw for people for free

Ruined: especially not one as good as keith

Sharpshooter: whatever

Sharpshooter: i have to go to mrs.mimes class

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Queer squad

Cocaine: fuck Mr. Zarkon

Allarming: what he’d do?

Cocaine: he won’t let me draw in class

Cocaine: and you guys know i don’t learn by taking notes so i was drawing and listening and he yelled at me

Allarming: :(

Cocaine: fuck him i’m going to keep drawing

Cocaine: i’ll get Ulaz to beat him

Takashit: oh no

Dickweed: Ulaz ?

Ratthewt: our Uncle

Cocaine: the best uncle

Takashit: he’s just saying that because he gives him knives and is gay

Cocaine: okay tru but he’s still the best

Cocaine: Ulaz and Thace will beat him up

Cocaine: i love my strong gay uncles UwU

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Koganes

Kroli: come down for dinner

Takashit: be there in a sec

Achoo:^^

Texas: keith

Texas: keeeeiiiith

Cocaine: I’m on the roof painting i’ll finish and then come down

Takashit: OwO

Achoo: is it for lance

Takashit: ={)

Achoo: =)

Kroli: pls come down before the food gets cold

Cocaine: maybe

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Get Keith to like Lance

Sharpshooter: what if i wrote him a song

Ruined: Lance go to bed

Sharpshooter: what if i sang to him

Gremlin: oh shit

Sunshine: bro do it

Sunshine: you have the most amazing voice

Sharpshooter: bro

Sharpshooter: i love you

Sunshine: bro

Sunshine: i love you too

Gremlin: gross

Sunshine: =(

Gremlin: y’all will get together tbh

Sharpshooter: sure

Sunshine: sigh

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Trans buddies

Sharpshooter: y’all ever just cry cause ur body is so wrong?

Ramen: yes boo but u good

Sharpshooter: lmao no

Gremlin: what you need

Sharpshooter: idk

Ramen: you want ice cream

Sharpshooter: nah

Sharpshooter: I kinda want hugs but at the same time I don’t want anything to do with my body

Sharpshooter: dysphoria sucks :((

Ramen: you could watch Thomas or Miles

Sharpshooter: oh yeah

Sharpshooter: I’ll see if that makes me feel better

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Queer squad

Sharpshooter: y’all ever have an irresistible urge to tear off your skin

Shayaway: boo

Ruined: bro

Sunshine: boo

Ramen: :((((

Cocaine: yes

Takashit: KEITH

Cocaine: look it’s true

Cocaine: also lance pls don’t

Sharpshooter: I won’t

Sharpshooter: probably

Sunshine: babe

Sharpshooter: yeah babe?

Sunshine: i love you

Sharpshooter: i love you too

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Sharpshooter: oh hecc

Sharpshooter: Dear Evan Hansen is 11/10

Shayaway: ah hecc yeah

Sharpshooter: and hella relatable

Shayaway: babe no

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Sharpshooter: an angel has given me news from God himself

Sharpshooter: depression isn’t real

Sharpshooter: its made up by Tumblr in order to get attention

Sharpshooter: WOW

Sharpshooter: I can’t believe

Sharpshooter: all those breakdowns were just

Sharpshooter: calls for attention

Cocaine: lance

Sharpshooter: yes boo?

Cocaine: who do i have to kill?

Sharpshooter: his name is Robert

Cocaine: Robert C?

Sharpshooter: yeah

Cocaine:  brb

Takashit: oh boy

Cocaine: the deed has been done

Sharpshooter: thanks babe

Cocaine: <3

Sharpshooter: <3

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Sharpshooter:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sharpshooter: OH MY GOD

Sharpshooter: KEITH

Cocaine: brah

Takashit: did you give it to him?

Cocaine: yeah

Sharpshooter: IM C R Y I N G

Ratthew: ??

Sunshine: Keith gave lance a painting of a sunset

Ratthew: gay

Cocaine: I rushed on the clouds it could have been better

Sharpshooter: I don’t care it’s beautiful and I love it

Cocaine: youre too nice

Sharpshooter: ur too good at art

Cocaine: ahhhhh

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Queer Squad

Ratthew: Don’t believe Pidge

Ratthew: they lie

Ratthew: they don’t know anything

Gremlin: RATT

takashit: Matt what did you do

Ratthew: nothing

Dickweed: mhm

Gremlin: the ratt put green dye in my shampoo

Ratthew:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sharpshooter: THATS WHY MY HAIR IS BLUE

gremlin: YOU PUT IT IN EVERYONES SHAMPOO

Ratthew: :)

Sunshine: why is my hair highlighter yellow

Sunshine: RATT I LOOK LIKE NARUTO WHY

Takashit: oh god

Takashit: I

Takashit: my hair is white

Dickweed: I guess i have a grandpa kink now

Takashit: BABE

Ratthew: :)

Ramen: I’m throwing away my shampoo thanks ratt

Allarming:^^

Ratthew: I only did Shiro Pidge Lance Hunk and Keith

Cocaine: imma fucking kill you

Ratthew: oh shiiit

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Cocaine: y’all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Trench

Sharpshooter: BABE YES

Cocaine: NEON GRAVESTONES IS AAAAAAHHH

Sharpshooter: SHIT HIT THE FAN WHEN I HEARD IT

Sharpshooter: TYLER SPILLED THE REAL TEA

Cocaine: THE JOSH DUN IN MORPH

Sharpshooter: HELL YEAH I LOVE THAT BOY

Cocaine: PET CHEETAH

Sharpshooter: A FUCKING BOP

Sharpshooter: AND CHLORINE SLAPS

Cocaine: SIPPIN ON STRAIGHT CHLORINE

sharpshooter: LET THE VIBES SLIDE OVER ME

cocaine: THIS BEAT IS A CHEMICAL BEAT IS A CHEMICAL

sharpshooter: WHEN I LEAVE DONT SAVE MY SEAT

cocaine: ILL BE BACK WHEN ITS ALL COMPLETE

sharpshooter: THE MOMENT IS MEDICAL

cocaine: MOMENT IS MEDICAL

sharpshooter: SIPPIN ON STRAIGHT CHLORINE

Takashit: oh god

Gremlin: the emos™ have come together

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Ramen: I love my girlfriend

Allarming: and I love my girlfriend

Ramen: O/////////O

Allarming: ÚwÙ

Ramen: come play Mario Kart after school ?

Allarming: of course babe

Ramen: (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.

Allarming: babe I would kill for you

Ramen: aw babe I’m blushing

Gremlin: gross

Ratthew: don’t ruin it Pidge

Ramen: :((((

Allarming: I’m going to take my girlfriend and we’re going to be gay together

Ratthew: have fun!

Gremlin: stay safe!

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Kool Kids Klub

Fucker: wait isn’t it keiths birthday with month

Boneless: yeah

Fucker: :)

Irony: don’t do anything stupid

Fucker: i was just gonna ask him out

Boneless: DON’T

Irony: or do :)

Hahah RYAN: oh boy

Hahah RYAN: i’ve seen KICK in action you probably shouldn’t

Fucker: he’ll kiCK ME IF I ASK HIM OUT

Boneless: sure

Fucker: oh boy i’m having second thoughts

Irony: good

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Rattew: GUYS

Ratthew: SHIRO YOU OWE ME TWENTY

Takashit: OH??

Takashit: YOU DID?

Ratthew: I KNOW RIGHT

Takashit: WHAT’S THEIR NAME

Gremlin: what is happening??

Takashit: MATT GOT A SO

Ratthew: THEIR NAME IS ALEX

Ratthew: THEY’RE GENDERFLUID AND I LOVE THEM

Sharpshooter: CONGRATS RATT

Sunshine: CONGRATS MATT!

Ratthew: ︵‿︵(´ ͡༎ຶ ͜ʖ ͡༎ຶ `)︵‿︵

Shayaway: how’d you meet

Ratthew: online

Shayaway: OwO

Ratthew: not on a dating website

Ratthew: they sent me some quality memes and we became friends

Ramen: true romance

Shayaway: only the best romance

Allarming: UwU you better skype them so we can have the talk™

Ratthew: oh boy

Takashit: you gave it to both me and adam when we started dating we are obliged to give it to alex

Cocaine: DO I GET TO THREATEN THEM WITH MY KNIVES LIKE I DID WITH ADAM AND MATT

Gremlin: YES
Ratthew: oh god please no

Ratthew: they don’t deserve that

Dickweed: I was actually afraid you’d kill me in my sleep

Cocaine: i will

Dickweed: oh no

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Cocaine: b̵̡̧̝̙̣͓͙͔͕͔̄̓͠r̷̡̧̢̲͙̫̜̥͕͓͉̟̆̈́̄͌̈́͌͐͑͘o̷̫̐̍̋̅̋̔̀̐

Takashit:ẁ̷͕̺̙̥͉̞̆h̶̘̥̠͎̜̗̮̜̤͚̪̊̃̔͆̾̕͘͠ͅa̶̡̨͈̞̘̮̭̓͛̔̕͠ţ̷͕̫̺̦͉͔̟̟̲͖͚̓̑̐̓̒ͅ ̸̢̱̲̘͖̯̞͐͐̑̾̉̋̑̕͘b̶̢̢͓̤̝̪͖̖̞̰̺̬̣̎͝r̴̢̛͍̳̙̲̫̳̙̊͗̇̔͝ǫ̴͖̲̟͂̈́̐̇̌̈́̅̈́̔̉̚͜

Cocaine: y̷̢̢̖̟͉͎͍̟͉̤̐͘o̸͙̍̎̏͘ư̸̧̹͔͉̦̣̪̻̍̎̈́̑̓̽̾̄́͝ͅr̸͚̹͕̰͉͙̝̤͍̜̜̓̽̈́͛ȩ̸̛͓͎̯̈̏̆̕ ̷͙͙͙͍̭̗̣̩̘͔̑̂́̃̔̋̓̉͋͝t̶̢̻͍͋̈́̒̓ḩ̵̛̘̗͎̘̂̀̐ḛ̵̳̅͑̊ ̶̣͕̜͍́̑̌b̵͎̬̼̤͖̜͍̩̍͐̈́̏͌́͐̓̚͘e̵̼̭͚̱̙̣̪̲̱̎͊͘͜s̸͕̻̈̾͗̔́͊͂̇́t̵̝̝̭̤̮̊͊͑́̓ ̸̨̳͖͚͈͎͙͓͙̘̾͒͑̑͂͊̀̃̔̔̈́b̵̲̰̖̣̝͇̜̪̯̽̍̈́̅̚r̴̨̐̆̎̽͋̈́̔͠͝͠o̸̭̲̻̲̰̼̝͓͚̖̽͂̅̆̍̾̽͜͠

Takashit: b̴̨̩̳̳̼̬̀̏̈ȓ̴͚͓͐̿̐͐͒͛͗͘͠ơ̶͓̠̇̂͛̋͒͗̒̂̚

Allarming: wow i wish i had a sibling

Ruined: No you dont

Sharpshooter: no you don’t

Shayaway: no you don’t

Takashit: no you don’t

Cocaine: no you don’t

Ratthew: no you don’t

Gremlin: no you don’t

Ramen: no you don’t

Allarming: jeez okay

Ruined: i love my sister and brothers but

Sharpshooter: they’re too much sometimes

Gremlin: like matt putting bugs in my shampoo

Shayaway: or Rax stealing from my chip stach

Sunshine: or Lily eating my food before it was done

Ramen: or Bandor stealing my makeup

Ratthew: or Pidge stealing the dogs love from me

Allarming: oh no

Allarming: yeah i’m good being an only sibling again

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Shayaway: Huuuuunk

Sunshine: Shaaaaaaaay

Shayaway: ᶦ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘ

Sunshine: ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ

Shayaway: ʙᴀʙᴇ

Sunshine: ⁽づ ♥ ᴥ ♥ ⁾づ

Ratthew: ⁽づ ♥ ᴥ ♥ ⁾づ

Shayaway: not you ratt

Ratthew: :(

Ratthew: Alex would never treat me like this

Shayaway: go run off and love your SO and leave us to cuddle

Ratthew: fine >:(

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Sharpshooter>Cocaine

Sharpshooter: hey

Sharpshooter: can I talk to you?

Cocaine: yeah

Cocaine: what’s up

Sharpshooter: I’m feeling really bad

Cocaine: what happened?

Sharpshooter: I just

Sharpshooter: feel like no one will ever love me

Sharpshooter: no one should love me

Sharpshooter: I’m gross and ugly and worthless

Cocaine: wrong wrong and wrong

Cocaine: you’re not gross, you may do gross things like eat pineapple on pizza but you’re not gross

Cocaine: and you’re not ugly you are the most handsome man i’ve ever man i will fight everyone who thinks otherwise

Cocaine: YOU ARE NOT WORTHLESS I WILL FIGHT YOU

Cocaine: YOU ARE WORTH SO MUCH YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT

Cocaine: you are loved

Cocaine: both romantically and platonically

Cocaine: and in the wise words of Veronica Sawyer and Martha Dunnstock “If nobody loves me now, someday somebody will”

Sharpshooter: thank you

Cocaine: are you feeling better

Sharpshooter: a little

Cocaine: i love you and don’t ever forget that

Cocaine: i don’t know what this hell of a friend group would do without you

Cocaine: we’d probably kill each other

Sharpshooter: thank you

Sharpshooter: i love you too

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so i think someone stole my phone? i'm not 100% sure but its pretty likeyly.

i was in my animations class, i put it in my desk and then went and sat at a computer for literally 5 minutes

and when i got back to my desk it was gone

no one in the class had seen it

i hadn't left the room in moved like 10 feet

when i used the find my iphone app my phone was offline which either ment itr was dead( which is unlikey because it was at 70% last time i had seen it and it ws only an hour later) or someone had shut it down

so yeah

updates will be even slower than normal

sorry

idk when i'll get a phone

might be december

might be monday

who knows

hope y'all are having a better week than me :)

-connor

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Dream meme team
Ratthew: my main goal is to blow up
Sharpshooter: and then act like i don’t know nobody
Ramen: har har har
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Queer squad
Ratthew: Alex says y’all are little shits and should appreciate me more
Gremlin: but i love being a little shit
Sharpshooter: me too :(
Cocaine: UHHHH
Cocaine: someone STAB me
Cocaine: use my favorite knife
Shayaway: bro
Shayaway: what happened
Cocaine: MY FUCKING CAT KNOCKED OVER MY INK LAST NIGHT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING
Cocaine: I LOVE HIM BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO BEAT HIS ASS
Takashit: is that why you were screaming this morning?
Cocaine: yes
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Takashit: BABE
Dickweed: what??!!
Takashit: Mr. Sendek is being homophobic again :(
Dickweed: I’m coming :)
Ratthew: Me too
Ruined: what’s happening
Cocaine: they’re going to make out
Sharpshooter: is matt going going record it this time?
Ratthew: i plan to
Shayaway: oh lit :)
Ruined: bro
Ratthew: oh my GOD
Ratthew: you should have seen Mr. Sendeks face
Ratthew: [video.]
Shayaway: i STAN
Gremlin: gross
Sharpshooter: that one student in the leather jacket
Takashit: oh yes Michael is cool
Takashit: we’re the gays of the class
Dickweed: Cheating on me ?? :(
Takashit: Adam we just made out in front of the entire class
Dickweed: and i’d do it in front of the entire school
Takashit: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Cocaine: ew don’t
Gremlin: retweet
Takashit: :(
Dickweed: :((
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Cocaine: so,,,, i’m doing inktober,,,,,,,and i just remembered Over The Garden Wall exists and ??? Shook?? I forgot how goood it was
Sharpshooter: I haven’t watched Over The Garden Wall
Cocaine: SHOOK
Cocaine: your coming over today and we’re binge watching it
Cocaine: you’ve watched Gravity Falls and Steven Universe right?
Sharpshooter: I’ve watched some of Steven Universe but not Gravity Falls
Cocaine: SHOOK
Sharpshooter: oh no
Cocaine: oh yes we’re watching all of them tonight
Sunshine: wait
Sunshine: Lance has never watched Gravity falls?
Sharpshooter: No ?
Allarming: bro
Ratthew: that’s a classic
Takashit: what are we going as for Halloween this year
Ratthew: let’s all go as shitty ghosts
Dickweed: yes
Sharpshooter: can i skateboard and wear sunglasses and a baseball cap
Cocaine: yes
Gremlin: you can skateboard?
Sharpshooter: yes
Ratthew: we’re going as shitty ghosts its final
Ratthew: but they have to be good shitty ghosts
Ratthew: put some effort into it
Ramen: I am confusion
Ramen: shitty ghosts?
Takashit: we cut holes in sheets 
Ramen: oh lit
Allarming: Romelle’s going to be the cutest ghost
Ramen: ( ♥ ͜ʖ ♥)
Allarming: (˵ ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°˵)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。.
Shayaway: UMMM Hunks going to be the cutest ghost
Sunshine: bae,,,,,,,, don’t,,,,,,,
Shayaway: just speaking the truth
Allarming: UMMMMM
Allarming: ROMELLE’S GOING TO BE THE CUTEST GHOST
Shayaway: NO IT’S GOING TO BE HUNK
Sunshine: oh boy

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Cocaine>Takashit
Cocaine: AHHH
Takashit: ????
Cocaine: he can skateboard
Cocaine: I’M SO GAY FOR GUYS WHO CAN SKATEBOARD
Takashit: just ask him tf out
Cocaine: he probably doesn’t like me :((
Takashit: that boy is head-over-heels for you
Cocaine: he’s not
Takashit: *deep sigh*
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Queer squad
Sharpshooter: uhhh
Sharpshooter: kill meeee
shayaway: what happened?
Sharpshooter: i was in math right
Sharpshooter: and this girls asks my name
Sharpshooter: and before i could answer this other girl goes “Mora.”
Sharpshooter: KiLl Me
Shayaway: ah boo
Allarming: who do i need to kill 
Shayaway: oh boy
Sunshine: WHO DO I NEED TO KILL
Shayaway: OH BOY
Sharpshooter: oh boy
Sharpshooter: Mary Jones
Allarming: on my way to BEAT her ass
Ramen: have fun babe
Shayaway: OH BOY 
Sunshine: I’M COMING
Shayaway: OH BOY
Sunshine: we fucking killed her
Shayaway: OH BOY
Sunshine: don’t worry babe
Sunshine: my moms will bail us out
Allarming: also my dads
Sharpshooter: thank you <3
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Ratthew: tittes
Takashit: matt
Ratthew: TITTIES
Takashit: MATT
Dickweed: TITTIES
Takashit: *sigh* adam
Sharpshooter:pussy
Takashit: sigh
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Allarming: Romelle i love you but i’d cheat on you with Heather Chandler
Ramen: oh good
Ramen: me too
Allarming: oh good
Ramen: you have a good taste in woman
Allarming: hecc yeah i do
Ramen: oh wait
Ramen: thats not what i meant
Allarming: i know
Ratthew: are you done being gay
Ramen: never
Ratthew: me and Alex have matching costumes now
Gremlin: they’re TERRIBLE
Ratthew: excuse you
Ratthew: they’re beautiful
Gremlin: i can’t believe you’re going to wear that
Shayaway: whats his costume?
Ratthew: you’ll see october 31st ;)
Takashit: oh boy
Takashit: i remember matt and i’s couple costume
Sharpshooter: *flashback sound effects*
Ratthew: that was a great halloween
Takashit: shivers
Gremlin: this halloween will be one to remember
Cocaine: i have an idea for mine and its going to be LIT
Cocaine: i might take Red out for a ride tonight
Takashit: please don’t die
Cocaine: can’t promise anything
Sharpshooter: idk what your talking about but please don’t die
Cocaine: finnne
Gremlin: bros
Gremlin: i was in class and this girl comes up to me and it like
Gremlin: “you should totally do the make yourself look like a guy challenge! You’d be so good at it!” and i’m crying
Allarming: omg
Sharpshooter: oh my god
Sharpshooter: i want the teet yeet
Cocaine: teet yeet?
Gremlin:teet yeet!
Ramen: teet yeet.
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Sharpshooter: we are all going to die
Cocaine: where did that come from?
Sharpshooter: saw an article about climate change
Allarming: oh yeah
Shayaway: shit
Sharpshooter: not to mention all the plastic waste in our oceans
Sharpshooter: and with the way politics are
Sharpshooter: is there even a point?
Sharpshooter: the end of humanity would heal the earth
Takashit: are you okay lance?
Sharpshooter: no
Sharpshooter: we’re killing our home and my brain is killing me
Sharpshooter: we don’t have much time until we destroy the earth
Sharpshooter: and there's still people denying climate change exists
Sharpshooter: the fucking PRESIDENT thinks climate change is a hoax
Sharpshooter: so is there a point?
Sharpshooter: as there are more and more natural disasters 
Sharpshooter: and the political climate becomes more and more toxic
Sharpshooter: is there a point in trying to save humanity?
Sharpshooter: is there a point in anything?
Sharpshooter: does anything matter in the long run?
Sunshine: babe,,,,,,,,,,,
Cocaine: oh god
Ruined: bro
Ruined: do you want me to call mama and have her take you home
Sharpshooter: wouldn’t want to worry her
Cocaine: lance if you aren’t feeling well you should go home
Sharpshooter: i’m fine
Dickweed: are you sure?
Sharpshooter: no
Takashit: what can we do to make you feel better
Sharpshooter: idk
Sharpshooter: nothing you aren’t already doing
Sharpshooter: my brain just isn’t working
Sharpshooter: and what sucks is you can feel depression
Sharpshooter: it’s a mix of feeling numb and like you have a 200 pound weight attached to your heart
Sharpshooter: it fucking sucks
Allarming: :((
Ratthew: we love you
Sharpshooter: <3
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Sharpshooter: uhhhh Mrs.G still doesn’t call me Lance
Cocaine: i’m going to fucking kill her
Takashit: i’ll allow it
Cocaine: :))))))))
Gremlin: i’m fucking coming
Gremlin: i’m going to get my greedy little hands around her neck
Ratthew: fucking do it
Ratthew: mom will bail us out of jail
Ruined: mom can give her the McClain™ Talking to
Sharpshooter: all
Sharpshooter: WAIT PIDGE JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM
Ratthew: RECORD IT
Sharpshooter: OH MY GOD
Sharpshooter: [video]
Shayaway: LEGEND
Sunshine: I STAN
Ramen: PRETCH 
Ratthew: on this day my terrible terrible sibling ROASTED THE FUCK OUT OF A TEACHER
Gremlin: thank you thank you
Gremlin: i am a bitter soul
Sharpshooter: they dropped the mic
Sharpshooter: it was great
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Sharpshooter: hey hey hey
Sharpshooter: @depression can you not make it physically impossible for me to do everyday things like i don’t know
Sharpshooter: my school work, eating, reading, getting out of bed, talking
Ruined: :((
Sunshine: babe
Cocaine: i’m coming to give you a hug
Sharpshooter: okay
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Sharpshooter: AH 
Cocaine: WHAT???!!!!!!!
Sharpshooter: MY BINDER CAME!!!!!!!!!!
Dickweed: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shayaway:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ratthew:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Takashit:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cocaine:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunshine: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gremlin:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ramen:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allarming:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharpshooter:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharpshooter: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I’M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sharpshooter: FUCK THE WORLD

Sharpshooter: FUCK DEPRESSION

Sharpshooter: I'M SO HAPPY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Chapter Text

Queer squad

Sharpshooter: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Takashit: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Gremlin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Dickweed: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Allarming: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Shayaway: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Sunshine: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Ratthew: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Ruined: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Boneless: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

Cocaine: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Cocaine: THANK YOU

Sharpshooter: at the end of the day you have to tell us who got you the best present

Cocaine: oh god

Takashit: as your brother

Cocaine: no

Takashit: AS YOUR BROTHER

Cocaine: NO

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Kogaynes

Achoo: happy b-day bro

Cocaine: that was the most unenthusiastic happy birthday i’ve received

Cocaine: also happy birthday to you too

Achoo: i’ve survived 17 years with your gay ass i don’t need to be enthusiastic

Cocaine: tru

Texas: you guys be nice

Cocaine: no

Takashit: well come downstairs before i eat everything

Takashit: i’m fucking starving

Achoo: fine

-

Fucker>Cocaine

Fucker: happy birthday

Cocaine: thanks

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Queer squad

Cocaine: ugh why is James talking to me

Boneless: ew

Ratthew: aren’t you friends with him?

Boneless: so?

Ratthew: valid

Ruined: did he say anything weird

Cocaine: nah he just said happy birthday

Ruined: oh chill

-

Fucker>Cocaine

Fucker: I was wondering if you’d like to go out?

Fucker: like on a date

Cocaine: no

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Queer Squad

Cocaine: ew he asked me out

Boneless: JAMES WILLIAM GRIFFIN

Sharpshooter: oh my god he has the most white name ever

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Kool Kids Klub

Boneless: JAMES WILLIAM GRIFFIN

Fucker: sigh

Hahah RYAN: what he do this time?

Fucker: NOTHING

Fucker: i just asked Keith out

Fucker: he said no :(

Hahah RYAN: oh boy

Irony: oh boy

Boneless: WE TOLD YOU KLANCE IS CANON KING

Hahah RYAN: don’t mess with her OTPs boy

Hahah RYAN: especially when they both pine over each other 25/8

Fucker: i am confusion

Irony: Lance and Keith are this close to being a couple don’t get in the way

Fucker: what

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Sharpshooter added Allarming Dickweed Gremlin Ramen Ratthew Sunshine and Takashit to the chat

Sharpshooter named the chat birthday

Sharpshooter: Hunk you brought the food right

Sunshine: yep

Ratthew: and i brought a megaphone

Gremlin: and i brought a bluetooth speaker

Takashit: and i’ve got Keith

Sharpshooter: hehehe

Sharpshooter: good

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Queer club

Cocaine: why am i at school so early

Gremlin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cocaine: shiro let my out of the car

Gremlin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cocaine: SHIRO LET ME OUT OF THE CAR

Sharpshooter: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Cocaine: TAKASHI SHIROGANE LET ME OUT OF THE CAR

Cocaine: HE LOCKED THE DOORS

Cocaine: THERE HAS BEEN NO RED LIGHTS HOW THE FUCK

Cocaine: oh no

Cocaine: WHY ARE Y’ALL WAITING FOR ME

Cocaine: PLEASE DON’T HURT MEREFBDGVCUHSFB

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Pidge laughed as shiro carried Keith bride style towards the picnic benches behind the school.

“PLEASE DON’T” Keith yelled, attempting to get away. But Shiro doesn’t skip arm day and keith is a weak ass bitch.

People started staring, of course, but by this time, everyone knows that they’re the ‘weird squad’ of the school, and messing with them means that seemingly half the school, including some teachers, is going to mess with you.

Shiro carries Keith, who is still pleading, to the picnic tables. Lance opens his camera, and leads the group into singing happy birthday.

Keith stops fighting as stares at Lance.

“Lance what the fuck.” he says after they’re done.

“What?” Lance says, ears turning red

“You’re such a good singer? What the fuck? You can’t just hit me with that Brendon Urie shit i wasn’t ready.”

“O-oh uh thanks?”

“Before Keith causes Lance to melt into the ground, let’s open the presents and eat.”

Shiro puts Keith down, once he’s sure Keith won’t run away, and shuffles over to Adam, and wraps his arms around him.

Pidge brings out a bluetooth speaker from their bag and turns it on

“Don’t worry Keith, i have only the best songs on here.” they say with a wink

“Oh god pidge plea-”
“Baby lock them doors and turn the light down low.”

Pidge turns the volume all the way up so people in china can hear it.

“Pidge i swear to god.” Keith grabs the phone from them and skips the song

“someBODY once told me the world was gonna roll me i ain’t the sharpest too-”

“Next”

“I hear the drums echoing tonight but she hears only whispers of some quiet conversat-”

“Next.”

“We’re no strangers to looooove you know the rules and so do iii”

“What the fuck pidge are these all meme songs.”
“Yep.” Pidge says, taking back the phone.

Matt hops on the table and takes out a Megaphone. Pidge turns the music down a little and nods at Allura, who is sitting in Romelle’s lap.

“WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS! IT’S TIME FOR KEITHS BIRTHDAY SURPRISES!” Matt yells into the megaphone “THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST ONE OF THE DAAAY! BROUGHT TO YOU BY” Allura drum rolls “A GROUP EFFORT! LANCE PLANED IT! HUNK CATERED! SHIRO WAS ON KEITH DUTY! PIDGE ON MUSIC! ALLURA ON SOUND! ROMELLE AND SHAY ON SETTING UP AND ME ON ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!!!”

They all clap and sit down to start eating as pidge turns the music back up.

-

Queer squad

Cocaine: is the whole day to be like that

Ramen: yep

Takashit: we each have a surprise picked out for you :)

Cocaine: oh boy

-

Keith was halfway through a test in Mr.Kolivans class when it happened.

Panic! At the Disco started playing through the speaker system. Of course, the first song was I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Then it switched to Fall Out Boy (WAMS) and then Twenty One Pilots (House Of Gold) and then My Chemical Romance(Welcome To The Black Parade) and so on.

-

Queer squad

Gremlin: you’re welcome

Gremlin: i’m taking suggestions

Cocaine: All Star

Sharpshooter: thank you for that blessing

Gremlin: this is only part one :)

Cocaine: oh boy

-

Hunk and Shay’s surprise came at Lunch. They had (not surprisingly) cooked a meal. What was surprising was that it was more like a buffet than a meal.

It was his all his favorite foods (including his all time favorites Dak-galbi and Andong jjimdak)

He didn’t get to eat it all but Hunk promised he’d keep it in the Culinary room (Yes The Garrison was a high end school that had a Culinary class.)

Keith decided if he couldn’t marry Lance he’d settle with Hunk(cause who doesn’t want to have home made Dak-galbi every week?) though he’d rather die than break up Shay and Hunk(they are the perfect couple and just happen to break every gender role. Hunk wants to be a stay at home dad and Shay wants to be a Lawyer).

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Queer squad

Cocaine: shay….

Cocaine: you’re so lucky to have hunk

Shayaway: thanks! I know

Sunshine: i didn’t do all of it :(
Sunshine: shay made half the food

Shayaway: okay i baked but you did all the real cooking

Sunshine: babe