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    “Hey, Keith…”

    “Yeah?”

    “Would you describe yourself as cute?”

    Keith turned to quirk an eyebrow at Shiro. “Where are you going with this?”

    It was getting close to 10:00pm, when Keith’s shift was over. It had been a slow night, lots of college students seemed to have abandoned the town for the weekend due to the absence of a football game. Keith had spent almost as much time out on runs as he’d spent waiting for more orders, and most of the other delivery personnel had been sent home already.

    Hardly able to contain his amusement, Shiro turned the computer screen so that Keith could read the order himself.

    “No. Absolutely not.”

    “Oh c’mon..”

    “I always get sent on these stupid runs and it’s always really drunk sorority girls and it’s always annoying.”

    “The name on this account says Lance McClain. That doesn't sound like a sorority girl to me.”

    Or that College AU where Keith studies art and Lance wants to be an elementary school teacher. Keith delivers pizza to pay the rent, and Lance orders pizza. Life ensues.

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