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    It all started with a phone call.

    A stupid desperate phone call that was starting to look like a giant waste of time. Sitting in the dark and cramped interrogation room Eggsy barely held it together as a dim memory came to him and he choked out, "Wait wait! O-oxfords not brogues?"

    "Your complaint has been duly noted and we hope we have not lost you as a loyal customer,"

    Then the phone clicked off and Eggsy's stomach dropped, the last bead of hope he'd had dissolving.

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    Omega Eggsy Unwin is facing down jail time when he makes a desperate phone call that changes his life forever and introduces him to the two most gorgeous and unavailable alphas he's ever met. Intensely drawn to them despite knowing they're already mated to each other, he resolves to bury his feelings and focus on becoming the next Agent Lancelot of Kingsman to make them proud and be able to keep them in his life. Little does he know they want him too, but first there are tests to pass and a world to save.

    Canon-compliant for the first movie and then disregards that TGC exists.

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