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[Class 1-GAY] [3:46:12 AM]

Bubblegum Bitch: hey what's that noise???????

Hardboi: GUYS

Hardboi: BAKUGOU SET OFF THE FUCKING FIRE AKARM

Hardboi: WITH HIS FUCKING J U U L

Pikachu-kin: ERHVDUFSVH;FSDNVJKLM.KKKJDVKLSDVLSND

Pikachu-kin: HE WHAT NOW

Hardboi: you heard me

aux cord: exCUSE ME?!?!?

aux cord: are you telling me

aux cord: that we have all been awoken at 3:46 in the morning

aux cord: because your boyfriend juuled too hard

Hardboi: that's exactly what i'm saying yes

aux cord: fuck off

Pikachu-kin: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

Bubblegum Bitch: GET UP THERE

Bubblegum Bitch: GET ON THE FRIDGE

Bubblegum Bitch: also bakugou bro can i hit that

Bubblegum Bitch: bakubro

Bubblegum Bitch: my man pls

Boom Boom Boy: WHAT THE FUCK

Boom Boom Boy: IT'S NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE

aux cord: BEFORE?!?

aux cord: HOW LONG

Foxy Grandpa: Hello everyone, the fire alarms have been turned off.

Foxy Grandpa: There is no emergency, so I suggest that everyone return to sleep so we are well rested for class tomorrow.

aux cord: oh no nono

Pikachu-kin: NO NO NO

Pikachu-kin: NO P O M E GR AN ETES

Pikachu-kin: i am sorry please continue

aux cord: thank you

aux cord: @bakugou how long have you been juuling right under our noses

Boom Boom Boy: a few months

Pikachu-kin: MONTHS

[Hardboi changed Boom Boom Boy's nickname to juul fiend]

juul fiend: YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST

Bubblegum Bitch: bakubro you never answered me

Bubblegum Bitch: please let me rip your juul

Icythot™: oh it was bakugou

smol broccoli: udslhivkjleoid;jkva

smol broccoli: TODOROKI THOUGH IT WAS HIM

Bubblegum Bitch: wait

Bubblegum Bitch: YOU HAVE A JUUL TOO?!

Icythot™: NO

smol broccoli: N O

smol broccoli: he has a fire quirk

Bubblegum Bitch: O H

Bubblegum Bitch: i apologize i've been drinking dumb bitch juice™

smol broccoli: he would NEVER

Icythot™: I would never

Floaties: Todoroki would N E V E R

Hardboi: oh uraraka

Hardboi: welcome to hell

Floaties: thanks! I hate it

Floaties: I always knew Bakugou would be a juul fiend

Foxy Grandpa: What is a juul?

aux cord: oh no

Pikachu-kin: oh no

Icythot™: oh no

smol broccoli: who's gonna tell him

Hardboi: let's just not

Bubblegum Bitch: bet

aux cord: bet

Floaties: bet

juul fiend: bet

smol broccoli: bet

Icythot™: bet?

smol broccoli: yeah bet

Icythot™: bet.

Pikachu-kin: bet

Hardboi: bet

momomommy: go to SLEEP children

juul fiend: no

Harboi: bet

[Class 1-GAY] [7:04:25 AM]

Pikachu-kin: hewoo?

Pikachu-kin: good mowning

Pikachu-kin: pwus uwtwa evewyone!

[aux cord has kicked Pikachu-kin from the chat]

aux cord: good morning to everyone except kaminari

grape: owo

aux cord: everyone except kaminari and mineta

grape: :(

juul fiend: okay

juul fiend: WHICH ONE OF YOU F U C K E R S

hardboi: oh no

juul fiend: TOLD MR. AIZAWA ABOUT MY JUUL SETTING OFF THE ALARM

Foxy Grandpa: It was me, no one would educate me on what a juul was so naturally I asked Mr. Aizawa.

juul fiend: There is an app on your phone

juul fiend: where you can look things up without informing our teachers

juul fiend: he TOOK my juul and i have to clean the common room for the next month

juul fiend: who the fuck wanna die

smol broccoli: me

Floaties: me

Icythot™: me

aux cord: me

[aux cord added Pikachu-kin to the chat]

Pikachu-kin: me

hardboi: ME

hardboi: SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR THIGHS

juul fiend: gross

aux cord: stop being gay on main

Hardboi: youre one to talk smh

Hardboi: everyone in this chat is gay on main

smol broccoli: SPEAKING OF

smol broccoli: WHERE ARE MY LESBIANS

frogger: ribbit

frogger: you called?

Floaties: we're at breakfast

Floaties: where are my gays?

smol broccoli: THERE THEY ARE

smol broccoli: <3

smol broccoli: also idk where shouto is

Floaties: put a leash on him

Hardboi: kinky

Floaties: BANNED

Icythot™: stop

Icythot™: izuku would never

smol broccoli: hmmm

Icythot™: i don't like that

smol broccoli: ERJKVN.S;LFA;VSDLK

smol broccoli: pls i am jokin ily

Icythot™: you're on thin fucking ice

Icythot™: <3

Bubblegum Bitch: there's a joke there somwhere but i can't find it

Floaties: somwhere

aux cord: somwhere

Pikachu-kin: somwhere

Hardboi: somwhere

Bubblegum Bitch: >:[

grape: i'm not gay

Floaties: yeah we noticed

aux cord: you guys know those screenshots of like random indian men that are like

aux cord: "pleas e show me your vagine"

aux cord: that's mineya

aux cord: *mineta

Bubblegum Bitch: mineya

smol broccoli: mineya

aux cord: ST O P

Bubblegum Bitch: how's it feel?

Bubblegum Bitch: also yeah that's him he asked me for nudes once

Bubblegum Bitch: more than once actually

momomommy: you too?

aux cord: pretty sure it's all of us

Floaties: yeah I think so

[REDACTED]: not me!

grape: you're invisible

[REDACTED]: fair enough

Foxy Grandpa: Mineta is this true?

Foxy Grandpa: If it is I fear that I must report you to the principal as that is not very respectful of the women within our class.

Floaties: TELL EM

Floaties: professional woman repsector iida

[grape changed grape's nickname to Professional Women Inspector]

smol broccoli: B E G  O N  E

[Foxy Grandpa has kicked Professional Women Inspector from the chat]

Floaties: OOOOOOOOO

[Floaties changed Foxy Grandpa's nickname to Professional Woman Respector]

Floaties: <3

frogger: <3

momomommy: <3

Bubblegum Bitch: <3

aux cord: <3

Pikachu-kin: wow I cannot believe that mineta has been slain

Pikachu-kin: press f to pay respects

Pikachu-kin: actually no

smol broccoli: he doesn't deserve it

Floaties: truth

Floaties: deku wherefore art thou

Floaties: you should meet up with todoroki and come eat breakfast with me and tsu

Floaties: gays only breakfast

Hardboi: are we invited?

juul fiend: i don't want to eat with round face and deku

smol broccoli: (´；ω；`)

smol broccoli: also bold of you to assume that I'm not already with shouto

Floaties: you said earlier that you didn't know where he was

smol broccoli: i do now

Hardboi: that's ominous

smol broccoli: i can find out where you are too

Hardboi: O M I N O U S

Floaties: ٩(๑`^´๑)۶

Floaties: you two get down here and fill up on a nutritious breakfast with your fellow homosexuals

smol broccoli: YES SIR MR URARAKA SIR

Icythot™: he's still laying on his bed

smol broccoli: please don't expose me like this

Floaties: deku i'm coming up for you

smol broccoli: NO I'M ON MY WAY

Pikachu-kin: JFC MIDORIYA ALMOST RAN INTO ME

Pikachu-kin: WHY ARE YOU RUNNIN

Pikachu-kin: WHY ARE Y O U RUNNIN

aux cord: he is on his way

aux cord: little does he know

aux cord: there is a machete in my,,, chanel bag

smol broccoli: memes were a mistake

[Class 1-GAY] [9:17:5 AM]

Bubblegum Bitch: does anyone know where kirishima and bakubro are??????????

Bubblegum Bitch: class started a whole ass hour ago

aux cord: they're probably making out in the supply closet again smh

Hardboi: ONE TIME

Hardboi: THAT WAS ONE TIME

emo bird: Then where are you guys

Hardboi: we're in the bathroom

aux cord: i s2g if you set off the fire alarm again

Hardboi: HE GOT HIS JUUL TAKEN

smol broccoli: but you have one too don't you?

Bubblegum Bitch: KIRISHIMA HAS A JUUL TOO??

Bubblegum Bitch: also midoriya why do you kno about it

Bubblegum Bitch: also can i hit that

Hardboi: midoriya why

Hardboi: also yeah come to the bathroom

Bubblegum Bitch: i can't go in the boys bathroom smh

Pikachu-kin: I CAN

Pikachu-kin: YEET

Hardboi: bold of you to assume i'll let you hit it

Pikachu-kin: :( please i'll give you my kidney

Hardboi: i don't want your kidney

Hardboi: get in here

Pikachu-kin: Y E E T

Bubblegum Bitch: also MIDORIYA you never answered me

smol broccoli: I know more than you think

Hardboi: O M I N O U S

Bubblegum Bitch: anyone else have a juul i should know about

smol broccoli: maybe

smol broccoli: you'll find out soon

Hardboi: O

Hardboi: M

Hardboi: I

Hardboi: N

Hardboi: O

Hardboi: U

Hardboi: S

Professional Woman Respector: I have to ask that everyone gets off their phone and pays attention to class.

smol broccoli: iida is right you guys

smol broccoli: be good boys

aux cord: buzzkills

[Class 1-GAY] [11:06:37 PM]

Pikachu-kin: Y A L L

Pikachu-kin: i just saw jirou go in momo's room

Pikachu-kin: you guys are GAY

aux cord: this is not news to anyone

aux cord: almost no one sleeps in their own damn room anymore

Bubblegum Bitch: wait really

momomommy: i don't think todoroki has slept in his own room in actual months

Pikachu-kin: fair enough

Icythot™: yeah it's hell

Icythot™: you don't know terror until you wake up surrounded on all sides by all might himself

smol broccoli: :((((

smol broccoli: we can literally sleep in your room it is in the same building

Icythot™: no

smol broccoli: fair enough

momomommy: let us have our cuddles

Bubblegum Bitch: god i wish that were me

aux cord: get up here

Bubblegum Bitch: wait really

momomommy: my bed is big enough for two (2) girlfriends

pikachu-kin: gee momo how come you get 2 girfriends

aux cord: youre lucky you have one

Hardboi: ominous

pikachu-kin: why do you hurt me like this my love

Professional Woman Respector: It is against school policy for you guys to be sleeping in dorms that are not your own.

emo bird: then why was shinsou in our class' dorms last week

Professional Woman Respector: Touché.

Floaties: called out

smol broccoli: press f to pay respects

Icythot™: f

aux cord: f

pikachu-kin: f

momomommy: f

Bubblegum Bitch: f

Hardboi: f

Hardboi: bakugou say f

juul fiend: f

Floaties: f

[REDACTED]: f

emo bird: f

adhesive: f

belly button man: f

frogger: f

sonic tails: f

candyman: f

snow white: f

tentacle limbs: f

pikachu-kin: wow that was beautiful no one has been this active in the chat in months

smol broccoli: i forgot the whole class was even here

tentacle limbs: we read and wait

Hardboi: ominous

smol broccoli: my brand

Icythot™: his brand

candyman: we came together as a class for this moment

adhesive: breathtaking

aux cord: i think 'f' is the only thing koda has ever said in this chat

[REDACTED]: probably the only thing he ever will say

Floaties: valid

[Class 1-GAY] [2:41:15 AM]

Floaties: being in the kitchen at night is kinda terrifying tbh

Floaties: it's so vague and ominous

smol broccoli: honestly

smol broccoli: i would come down but shouto is asleep on top of me i am Legally Not Allowed to Move™

Floaties: valid

Floaties: I almost woke up tsu but I wanted tea so

smol broccoli: damn i want tea

Floaties: omw

smol broccoli: WAIT seriously

Floaties: yeah i'll bring some for todoroki too in case he wakes up

smol broccoli: i would die for you

Floaties: you will

Hardboi: ominous

smol broccoli: did you wake up just to type that

Hardboi: bold of you to assume I wasn't already awake

juul fiend: bold of you to assume he sleeps

smol broccoli: ominous

smol broccoli: who else awake

emo bird: it's hours

Bubblegum Bitch: it is real hours

adhesive: It is real hours hours

adhesive: rt if you are out here noticing the passage of time

smol broccoli: rt

emo bird: rt

Bubblegum Bitch: rt

Pikachu-kin: rt

Hardboi: rt

Hardboi: bakugou say rt

juul fiend: no

Hardboi: i'm leaving

juul fiend: rt

Floaties: rt

aux cord: rt

Pikachu-kin: https://youtu.be/Qf0kC-MJZrU

smol broccoli: bold of you to send one important video and not the whole playlist

Pikachu-kin: bold of you to assume i got it from the playlist

smol broccoli: not it's not

Floaties: it's really not

Floaties: tea is done here i come

Icythot™: bless

Floaties: oh todoroki!

Floaties: you're awake!

Icythot™: yeah the bazinga video woke me up

Floaties: i'm so sorry

Icythot™: real pain is being awoken by bass boosted bazinga surrounded by all might

smol broccoli: aslkfjcalkjsclkdvrv

smol broccoli: I SAID I WAS SORRY

Icythot™: forgiven

Pikachu-kin: how come i don't get tea

Floaties: i don't love you

frogger: flamed

Floaties: oh tsu!!

Floaties: did i wake you up when i left????

frogger: no i just woke up

Icythot™: tea has been delivered

smol broccoli: uraraka i owe you my life

Floaties: then perish

Pikachu-kin: HEWWO

aux cord: MR OBAMA HEWWO

smol broccoli: please anything but this

Floaties: [img: obamathenperish.jpg]

Pikachu-kin: do i look like i know what a jpeg image is

momomommy: go to BED

smol broccoli: yes mother

aux cord: yes mother

juul fiend: no

[Class 1-GAY] [6:57:22 AM]

smol broccoli: gm everyone satou made breakfast today god is real

smol broccoli: where are my lesbians it is breakfast time

Floaties: we're on our way!

Floaties: overslept a little bit due to late night tea escapades

Professional Woman Respector: Yes I must ask that all of you refrain from any more 'late night tea escapades'

Professional Woman Respector: It's vital to your training for all of you to get in a good night's sleep

Hardboi: i have not slept in months

juul fiend: can confirm

aux cord: and why is that kirishima ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hardboi: STOP

Hardboi: I AM A CHILD OF GOD

aux cord: false

aux cord: the only child of god here is midoriya

Icythot™: are you sure about that

smol broccoli: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bubblegum Bitch: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

aux cord: that's it there is nothing pure left in this world

[REDACTED]: pack it up boys

[REDACTED]: there's nothing left for us here

smol broccoli: skljvrsevnlksdnjv

Floaties: pffft

Floaties: we been knew

Floaties: bonus of hanging around with todoroki and deku all the time is you get the scoop on all of the Gay News™

Bubblegum Bitch: we love gay news

smol broccoli: speaking of gays @iida should we ass shinsou to the chat

Pikachu-kin: he isn't really a member of the class

smol broccoli: he is in spirit

[smol broccoli added Hitoshi Shinsou to the chat]

Shinsou: oh hi

[Hitoshi Shinsou changed Hitoshi Shinsou's nickname to Tired™]

Floaties: welcome

smol broccoli: hi shinsou!

smol broccoli: welcome to the class 1-A chat it's hell

smol broccoli: i should probably list everyone's nicknames so you don't get confused osidvlre;j

smol broccoli: i'm midoriya, Icythot™ is todoroki, Uraraka is Floaties, juul fiend is kacchan, Hardboi is kirishima, iida is professional woman respector, pikachu-kin is kaminari, aux cord is jirou, momomommy is yaoyorozu, ashido is Bubblegum Bitch, frogger is asui, emo bird is Tokoyami, adhesive is sero, snow white is koda, [REDACTED] is hagakure, sonic tails is oujiro, candyman is satou, belly button boy is aoyama, and tentacle limbs is shouji

Tired™: what about that little diaper thing

smol broccoli: he isn't welcome here

Professional Woman Respector: I kicked Mineta because he had apparently been asking the girls in our class for lewd images.

Floaties: yeah and thus the 'professional woman respector' thing

Bubblegum Bitch: we stan skinny legend tenya iida

Tired™: okay

Tired™: also why is bakugou's name 'juul fiend'

Pikachu-kin: oh, you haven't heard?

juul fiend: i swear to god

Pikachu-kin: boom boom boy over here set off the fire alarm the other night with his juul

Floaties: we have two (2) 1-A members with fire related quirks and it was a juul that brought us down

Bubblegum Bitch: tragic

Tired™: what the fuck even is you guys' class

Bubblegum Bitch: hell

aux cord: yeah the seventh ring of hell is made up of class 1-A

smol broccoli: anyways welcome shinsou i hope you like memes

Tired™: i don't

smol broccoli: well fuck dude idk what to tell you

aux cord: MIDORIYA

aux cord: you are legally not allowed to say fuck

Icythot™: I hear him say fuck all the time

aux cord: there really is nothing pure or good left in this world huh

Bubblegum Bitch: it be like that

smol broccoli: shouto don't call me out i really don't say fuck that much

aux cord: he did it again

Pikachu-kin: humanity is doomed

aux cord: who did this to you midoriya

aux cord: was it bakugou

Pikachu-kin: class 1-A rise up

Pikachu-kin: we have to kill bakugou

juul fiend: i didn't do shit

aux cord: HEY

aux cord: it's language like that that has ruined the only good thing left on this earth

juul fiend: fuck you guys

juul fiend: kirishima is the only one in this fucking household with any respect for me

aux cord: bakugou stop saying the fuckword

Tired™: why did you guys bring me here what did i do to deserve this

smol broccoli: you're dating iida it comes with the package

Tired™: goddammit

aux cord: you're on thin fucking ice

aux cord: bad words are BANNED

Pikachu-kin: but jirou you just sad fucking

aux cord: oh no

smol broccoli: why are we like this

[Class 1-GAY] [1:00:13 PM]

Professional Woman Respector: Has anyone heard from Midoriya?

Professional Woman Respector: Training seemed rather rough on him this morning, I'm quite worried.

Floaties: yeah maybe we should ask one of the teachers

[Pikachu-kin added All Might to the chat]

Pikachu-kin: hey all might

Pikachu-kin: is midoriya alright

juul fiend: SPARKY YOU FUCKING IDIOT

juul fiend: HE CAN BACKREAD THE CHAT WHY DID YOU ADD HIM

All Might: HELLO STUDENTS

All Might: DO NOT WORRY YOUNG MIDORIYA WILL BE JUST FINE

All Might: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

aux cord: theres a button that says caps lock

smol broccoli: hi guys

smol broccoli: why are my bones shattering

All Might: it's cause you be on that phone

aux cord: KJLHFSLZKHCBASHLK

aux cord: WHO TOLD ALLMIGHT ABOTU MEMES

Pikachu-kin: at least he figured out how to turn off caps lock

juul fiend: is someone going to kick him before he backreads or am i gonna have to do it

smol broccoli: you expect me to kick my own dad

Icythot™: I knew it

Icythot™: All Might really is your dad

smol broccoli: KSHVHKJLVSDHHK,V???

All Might: What are these nicknames?

All Might: Who is juul fiend?

[juul fiend has kicked All Might from the chat]

juul fiend: what the fuck is wrong with you guys

Pikachu-kin: all might probably knew about your juul from mr. aizawa anyways

juul fiend: that isn't the point

Pikachu-kin: anyways

Pikachu-kin: STOP BREAKING YOUR BONES YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

smol broccoli: no

smol broccoli: i do not need bones

Hardboi: ominous

Hardboi: i don't need bones either i can just harden my whole body

Hardboi: i don't need bones to vape

aux cord: st O P

Floaties: anyways deku when are you gonna come back to class

Floaties: we miss you

juul fiend: no we don't

Floaties: everyone but bakugou misses you

smol broccoli: i'll be back soon

smol broccoli: recovery girl fixed my finger but she wants me to rest

Icythot™: you will never rest

smol broccoli: that sounds like a threat

smol broccoli: but yeah i will never rest

smol broccoli: catch me lying face down on the ground but completely awake

frogger: care if i join you?

smol broccoli: my lesbians are always welcome

frogger: ty omw

smol broccoli: <3

Floaties: @todoroki why are they like this

Icythot™: you don't enjoy laying on the ground face down?

Floaties: i am truly alone in my suffering

smol broccoli: it really be like that sometimes

Pikachu-kin: damn midoriya really be on that bone hurting juice

juul fiend: on that what now

Bubblegum Bitch: oh you haven't heard?

Bubblegum Bitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOt_7Kotcik

smol broccoli: oof ouch ow

smol broccoli: my bones

Floaties: pls don't encourage deku to break his bones

Floaties: he needs those

Floaties: @todoroki stop that madman

Icythot™: bold of you to assume i can stop him

aux cord: an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

Pikachu-kin: why are we the only ones ever active in this chat

Pikachu-kin: everyone else is always dead as fuck

emo bird: it's because we're in class

Professional Woman Respector: Tokoyami is right, everyone should be paying attention.

aux cord: how are we supposed to pay attention after training this morning

aux cord: everything hurts our whole class is dead

Bubblegum Bitch: yeah we're suffering

Bubblegum Bitch: @aizawa set us free

Scarf Dad: no

Hardboi: WHAT THE FUC K

Bubblegum Bitch: WHEN DID HE GET HERE HWA T  THE FUCK

Pikachu-kin: NAN I????

Scarf Dad: I've been here

Scarf Dad: get off your phones

aux cord: hello????

juul fiend: which one of you FUCKERS

Hardboi: literally when

Scarf Dad: your phones

Scarf Dad: OFF OF THEM

smol broccoli: i cannot believe this

[juul fiend has kicked Scarf Dad from the chat]

[Class 1-GAY] [7:52:14 PM]

Bubblegum Bitch: hello everyone kirishima allowed me to hit the juul

Bubblegum Bitch: i took like 5 hits i feel like the number 4

Hardboi: CURSED

Hardboi: we don't talk about the juul here

juul fiend: you literally named me juul fiend

Hardboi: because that's what you are

Hardboi: we're all a bunch of juul fiends

aux cord: except deku he's pure

Bubblegum Bitch: deku protection squad

Icythot™: agreed

[Professional Woman Respector added Scarf Dad to the chat]

Professional Woman Respector: I apologize for adding Mr. Aizawa back to the chat but it's important that a teacher be present.

Scarf Dad: i literally never look at this

Scarf Dad: i only looked because someone @ me

Bubblegum Bitch: what have i done

Scarf Dad: don't @ me again unless someone is dying

aux cord: we're all dying on the inside

Pikachu-kin: rt

Floaties: anyways has anyone seen deku

Floaties: i haven't seen him since this morning when he BROKE HE BONES AGAIN

Pikachu-kin: bone hurting juice

[aux cord has kicked Pikachu-kin from the chat]

[Bubblegum Bitch has added Pikachu-kin to the chat]

Bubblegum Bitch: leave him be

aux cord: never

Pikachu-kin: you wond me my love

Pikachu-kin: *wound

aux cord: wond

Bubblegum Bitch: wond

emo bird: wond

Pikachu-kin: i hate this class

Pikachu-kin: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMA RE

Pikachu-kin: anyways no i haven't seen midoriya

Pikachu-kin: @todoroki where is he

Icythot™: idk he's not in his room

Bubblegum Bitch: he's out drinking bone hurting juice

Floaties: he better not be

Icythot™: rt

Pikachu-kin: rt

Floaties: midoriya hunt commence

Floaties: who's in

Tired™: me

frogger: me

momomommy: me

Icythot™: me

Bubblegum Bitch: me

Floaties: okay let's go gays

Hardboi: don't you mean guys

Floaties: I know what I said

smol broccoli: good luck finding me

Hardboi: why is midoriya so cryptic in chat

Hardboi: i'm terrified of group chat midoriya

smol broccoli: i'm coming for your toes

juul fiend: bold of you to assume he has toes

smol broccoli: oh worm?

smol broccoli: how many toes do you have, kacchan

juul fiend: enough

aux cord: ENOUGH FOR WHAT

juul fiend: enough

Hardboi: that is

Hardboi: so ominous

Hardboi: can confirm that katsuki has exactly one toe

smol broccoli: that's why he's so angry

smol broccoli: he's compensating for his lack of toes

juul fiend: literally what the fuck

juul fiend: i have all ten of my fucking toes

Floaties: what is happening

aux cord: i really wish i knew

Floaties: deku where are youuuuuuuuu

Floaties: deku come homeeee

smol broccoli: no

Icythot™: deku come home

smol broccoli: omw

Floaties: oh i see how it is

smol broccoli: lkajdsfhkjbc

smol broccoli: i was heading back anyway it's bedtime

Floaties: it's like 8:30 and you stay up until like 2

smol broccoli: it's shouto's bed time i have to be there

smol broccoli: i have to read him his bedtime story and tuck him in

aux cord: what's his bedtime story

smol broccoli: the bible

smol broccoli: we stay on that jesus loving grind

Floaties: are you sure about that

aux cord: this class is a vessel of sin

Pikachu-kin: midoriya does not sin

Icythot™: are you sure about that

Floaties: are you sure about that

frogger: are you sure about that

Bubblegum Bitch: AGAIN whT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

aux cord: as previously stated,

aux cord: this class is a vessel of sin

Pikachu-kin: it sure is

Pikachu-kin: we should all trying going the fuck to sleep for once

Tired™: no

Pikachu-kin: your name is literally tired

Pikachu-kin: proposal: we all go to sleep right now

aux cord: you say that now but at 2 AM we're all gonna be active

Pikachu-kin: a boy can dream

[Class 1-GAY] [1:34:15 AM]

smol broccoli: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOTsV-ydJ_0

smol broccoli: guys look it's him

Floaties: deku baby go to SLEEP

Pikachu-kin: lksfd.j yeah that's him

aux cord: "let's all go to bed at 8:30"- denki

Pikachu-kin: we all knew it was never going to happen

aux cord: also ajhkjsdhkah midoriya leave him alone

Floaties: is he even awake?

Floaties: are you making a meme out of your own boyfriend as he sleeps

smol broccoli: he isn't awake but he can be

Floaties: please do not wake him up for a video of shaq dancing

smol broccoli: i would never he needs his rest

smol broccoli: also have you seen the gold bond video

Pikachu-kin: shh no tell em

Pikachu-kin: i nurture my skin

Floaties: foot powder sprayyyyyyyy

aux cord: i hate you guys

Pikachu-kin: lies she's smiling

aux cord: traitor

Tired™: wait

Tired™: is aux cord dating the 3-d printer or Mr. Electric

aux cord: both

Pikachu-kin: MR ELECTRIC

Pikachu-kin: HSDJKVKVJSKDH

Floaties: 3-D PRINTER

[Pikachu-kin changed Pikachu-kin's nickname to Mr. Electric]

[Floaties changed momomommy's nickname to 3-D Printer]

Mr. Electric: GUYS WE SHOULD WATCH SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL

Floaties: right now?

Mr. Electric: HELL YEAH

smol broccoli: :( i don't want to wake up shouto

aux cord: it's a sacrifice you're going to have to make

Floaties: he'll probably want to watch anyway

Mr. Electric: everyone meet me in the common room in 10

Hardboi: B E T

3-D Printer: WAIT FOR ME

Bubblegum Bitch: ME TOO

Tired™: wait it might be more than 10 for me i gotta sprint to the 1-A dorms

Mr. Electric: we'll wait for you

Tired™: i owe you my life

Tired™: can't believe i'm breaking curfew to come watch sharkboy and lavagirl

Bubblegum Bitch: i'll bring blankets we can build a fort

aux cord: HELL YE A H

Floaties: tsu and I will make popcorn!

Mr. Electric: BLESS

Mr. Electric: @midoriya are you coming

Icythot™: yeah we are

Bubblegum Bitch: damn he really woke him up for sharkboy and lavagirl

smol broccoli: i wouldn't miss it for the world

Tired™: someone wake up tenya

Tired™: wait nevermind he's a dad he'll tell us to go back to bed

smol broccoli: rip shinsou

Floaties: that's so sad can we get 1000 likes

juul fiend: no

Mr. Electric: tragic

Mr. Electric: anyone else up and wanna watch

Mr. Electric: no?

Mr. Electric: your loss

 [Class 1-GAY] [10:06:41 AM]

Professional Woman Respector: I think I may end up regretting asking this but why was everyone asleep in the common room this morning?

emo bird: scroll up

Tired™: we watched sharkboy and lavagirl at almost 2 am

Professional Woman Respector: ah I see

Professional Woman Respector: I'm actually offended that you all didn't wake me up to join you.

Professional Woman Respector: While I obviously do not approve of you all staying up late, if you're going to do it anyways then I'd prefer you allow me to join in the fun.

Tired™: most of them fell asleep before the movie was over anyway

juul fiend: they are all weak and will not survive the winter

Tired™: true

Tired™: me and bakugou are the only ones that made it to the end

Tired™: not even kirishima lasted press f to pay respects

juul fiend: i have no respect for any of them

juul fiend: except kirishima

juul fiend: he's the only motherfucker in this city who can handle me

Hardboi: wow babe what a coincidence you're the only motherfucker in this city who can handle me <3

Mr. Electric: young love

Mr. Electric: beautiful

aux cord: i think that's the nicest thing bakugou has said ever

juul fiend: fuck off

 aux cord: i rest my case

 aux cord: anyways i can't believe denki got so hype for the movie and then fell asleep in like the first 10 minutes

Mr. Electric: pls it just be like that sometimes

Mr. Electric: well boys it's sunday you know what that means

Mr. Electric: EXPERIMENT DAY

juul fiend: oh god

Tired™: thats my signal to leave your dorms

Tired™: it's been nice!

Hardboi: bold of you to assume you're safer anywhere else

Floaties: please experiment days never end well

Floaties: you guys know why todoroki is still sleeping? 

Floaties: it's because he's still recovering from last experiment day

Mr. Electric: it was worth it because we found out valuable information

Floaties: what if he had died what then

Mr. Electric: good

juul fiend: perish

Floaties: pls he has been through enough

Bubblegum Bitch: guyS

Bubblegum Bitch: we should have movie night every saturday night!!!

Floaties: bet

juul fiend: please don't make me endure this shit weekly

Hardboi: sorry babe you don't have a choice

Bubblegum Bitch: yeah you really don't we've decided for you

Bubblegum Bitch: you have to BOND with your class

juul fiend: whatever

[Class 1-GAY] [3:52:37 PM]

adhesive: why is the power off

adhesive: @kaminari??? hello???

Mr. Electric: wheyyyyyy

adhesive: oh no

Floaties: oh no

Floaties: jirou pls go check on him

aux cord: i would if i could SEE

Floaties: this building has WINDOWS

Floaties: it's not dark outside

Mr. Electric: wheyyy y y yy

adhesive: help him he's dying

smol broccoli: how is he typing when he's dumb like that

Hardboi: voice to text

aux cord: are you with hIM

aux cord: what did you guys do this time

Hardboi: that isn't important

Hardboi: i hope no one plans on eating anything that requires a fork today

Hardboi: we used all of them

aux cord: FOR WHAT

Hardboi: i told you it isn't important

smol broccoli: actually it sounds pretty important

smol broccoli: how did you manage to not only turn off the power but also break the backup generators

Hardboi: skill

Hardboi: determination

Hardboi: we went beyond

smol broccoli: please don't say it

Hardboi: pwus ultwa

smol broccoli: were it not for the laws of this land i would have slaughtered you

Hardboi: im quaking

Mr Electric: wheyyyyyyy

aux cord: kirishima take his phone from him

Hardboi: and deprive the man of even more?

Hardboi: we haven't finished yet i gotta wait for him to not be dumb

aux cord: he's always dumb

Hardboi: fair enough

aux cord: also why are you not done

aux cord: the power and forks are gone what more are you planning to take

Hardboi: lives

smol broccoli: ominous

Hardboi: it's my turn to be ominous

Hardboi: my my how the tables have tabled

3-D Printer: This class is the source of all entropy

Chapter Text

[Mr. Electric added smol broccoli, juul fiend, 3-D Printer, Bubblegum Bitch, Hardboi, Icythot™, aux cord, adhesive, Floaties, frogger, and Tired™ to the chat] [Mr. Electric named the chat Dumb Bitch Squad]

Mr. Electric: too many people were inactive in the other chat so here we are

Mr. Electric: also no teachers or Iida (sorry shinsou) here go fucking wilD

Bubblegum Bitch: good morning class a let's get this bread

aux cord: i don't want to get this bread anymore im tired

[Hardboi renamed the chat Bread Getters]

aux cord: what did i just say

Floaties: We always want bread here

Floaties: We're hungry jirou

smol broccoli: we are bread starved

adhesive: if we don't get bread soon we will all die

aux cord: then perish

3-D Printer: Kyouka please

3-D Printer: Don't start this

Floaties: diD I HEAR PERISH

Floaties: [img: obamathenperish.jpg]

3-D Printer: look what you've done

Tired™: why are you guys like this

juul fiend: i ask that every fucking day

Mr. Electric: HEY MIDORIYA I JUST REALIZED SOMETHINGG

Mr. Electric: you are,, pickle rick

aux cord: please don't talk about rick and morty in the chat

aux cord: or ever

smol broccoli: why would you say that to me

smol broccoli: i have to dye my hair now

[Mr. Electric changed smol broccoli's nickname to pickle rick]

pickle rick: i'm going to cry

pickle rick: i'm gonna tell all might that you're bullying me

Mr. Electric: do it coward

Mr. Electric: pickle rick lookin ass coward

aux cord: i'm changing my hulu password so you can't watch that stupid show anymore

[aux cord changed pickle ricks's nickname to all might kin]

all might kin: WHY

all might kin: i'll take it over pickle rick

all might kin: but also i can't kinsteal kacchan

juul fiend: fuck you

all might kin: mr aizawa kacchan keeps trying to interact with me even though we both kin all might and he knows i don't like doubles

juul fiend: i am going to bust your ass deku

all might kin: let's GO

Floaties: watch your bones please deku

all might kin: i haven't broken my bones since training camp stop bullying me

juul fiend: no

juul fiend: everyone bully the kinnie

all might kin: you're the kinnie here

juul fiend: fuckiNG STOP

all might kin: for ¥800,000 a month i will stop

Hardboi: he can't afford that he spends all his money on juul pods

all might kin: yeah u right u right

juul fiend: i hate all of you

[Bread Getters] [5:37:21 PM]

Bubblegum Bitch: i just want to say that I love my girlfriend momo very very much and that she's the only one in this house who's ever supported me 

3-D Printer: She talked me into making her a juul

Bubblegum Bitch: I would love you regardless of juul production <3

3-D Printer: I love you too

3-D Printer: <3

Bubblegum Bitch: Also who in this household is willing to buy me juul pods momo can't make them bc they have vegetable glycerin in them and apparently that's like living matter or whatever the fuck

Hardboi: i got u

Hardboi: also are we being gay on main bc i love my boyfriend even tho he's an angry little gremlin

Hardboi: <3

juul fiend: shut your fuck up

Hardboi: :(

juul fiend: i love you too

Mr. Electric: ya'll are gay but I love my gf

aux cord: i love u too i also love my girlfriend momo

3-D Printer: I love both of my girlfriends

all might kin: I love my boyfriend!!!

juul fiend: this is getting disgustingly affectionate

Mr. Electric: we're all out here being loving supportive partners leave us alone

juul fiend: no

 Floaties: oh are we being gay?

Floaties: I love tsu v v much 

Frogger: <3 ribbit

juul fiend: ghghg i love my boyfriend

Hardboi: i watched you physically cringe typing that but i'll take it

all might kin: this is the most wholesome conversation we've had

all might kin: also shouto's phone is dead but he said he loves me just so you all know

Tired™: he isnt here but i love iida

all might kin: wholesome

juul fiend: gross

aux cord: anyway 

aux cord: does anybodY ELSE HAVE A JUUL

aux cord: like honestly this is getting to be too much

all might kin: i do

aux cord: WHAT THEU  F UCK N OY OU DON' T

aux cord: DW HO NLDV INDLMV:

all might kin: i broke jirou

all might kin: also i was joking i respect my lungs

juul fiend: in middle school i used to blow vape into his mouth

aux cord: hW AT 

all might kin: we don't talk about that

aux cord: i'd really like to talk about that

aux cord: seems like Something We Should Talk About™

all might kin: h h hfhghhgh

all might kin: when me and kacchan dated he used to juul into my mouth bc i was too scared to actually hit it myself

Hardboi: WHEN YOU AND KATSUKI WHAT

all might kin: oh yeah ig you guys don't know about that

all might kin: we kind of dated in middle school

Bubblegum Bitch: what do you mean by kind of

juul fiend: i shouldn't have brought this up

 juul fiend: ANYWAYS DEKU SUCKED VAPE FROM MY MOUTH HE ISN'T PURE FUCK YOU GUYS

aux cord: i don't like having this knowledge 

aux cord: how do i delete the past five minutes from my memories

juul fiend: you cant

juul fiend: live with what you now know

aux cord: i can't go on like this

Bubblegum Bitch: wait midoriya i trust your opinion what's the best juul pod flavor

all might kin: WKLEHVWHISFV

all might kin: i hate that i've been asked this question but kacchan p much only used the tobacco flavor which is really gross but the mint is pretty okay

juul fiend: 'pretty okay' it was your favorite you fucking coward

Hardboi: yeah he only uses the tobacco flavor bc he has shit taste

Hardboi: mango is where it's at

juul fiend: the tobacco flavor is fine and you guys are weak

aux cord: tobacco flavor sounds gross mina get the creme brulee flavor

Tired™: if i have to read one more fucking message about juuls so help me god i'll tell aizawa and all of your juuls will die by his hands

juul fiend: yo pink bitch if you get momo to make me a new juul i'll get you some pods for free

Bubblegum Bitch: deal bakugou you are the real og

Tired™: i am this fucking close

juul fiend: shut up mind man i know you smoke weed

Tired™: yeah and what of it

juul fiend: share and i'll help ban juul talk

Tired™: i'll never trust a juul fiend

aux cord: you guys are the reason that god doesn't speak to us anymore