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New message from unknown number

[Unknow] 2:57 am: Daily pun coming at you Caitlin

[Unknow] 2:57 am: Why shouldnt you write with a broken pencil?

[Uknown] 3:05 am: I see how it is but you cant ignore me forever

[Unknown] 3:40 am: Caitlin, it's starting to feel like forever

[Unknown] 3:40 am: Stop ignoring me :(

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New message from unknow number

[Uknown] 7:27 am: Fitness?

  8:09 am: what

[Unknown] 8:10 am: More like fitness this while pizza in my mouth

8:10 am: ...

[Uknown] 8:10 am: Sorry I was in pe

8:10 am: at 7am

8:10 am: that's way too early to run around

[Unknown] 8:11 am: That's what I told my pe teach but she said that she has to be there without complaint and so do I

8:11am: I got out of pe

[Uknown] 8:11am: What, no fair

8:11 am: I "graduated" pe

[Unknown] 8:11 am: No fair

  8:11 am: yes fair

  8:12 am: you only have to do one year if you pass the fitness test

8:12 am: well at least that's how my school is

[Uknown] 8:12 am: Same with my school but I can't do a push up to save my life

[Uknown] 8:12 am: What school do you go to?

8:12 am: umm... stranger danger

[Unknown] 8:13 am: Yeah sorry, kinda forgot

[Unknown] 8:13 am: Is that why you didnt tell me your name?

8:13 am: well yeah and I kinda found you as annoying

[Unknown] 8:13 am: Yet you're still talking to me?

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[Unknown] 8:17 am: No come back

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[Unknown] 8:30 am: Come baaaaaaaack

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[Unknown] 1:30 am: Why couldn't the bicycle stand on it's own

[Unknown] 1:38 am: Hello?

[Unknown] 1:40 am: We go through this every night, I know you'll wake up eventually 

[Unknown] 1:58 am: It would be a lot easier to spam you if I knew your name

[Unknown] 2:02 am: Please tell me your name

[Unknown] 2:03 am: Or at least something I can call you

[Unknown] 2:24 am: Please

[Unknown] 2:30 am: I promise I'm not a creepy old man trying to get close to children

[Unknown] 2:38 am: Did you mute notifications on your phone

2:38 am: no but good idea

[Unknown] 2:38 am: No! Please I'm lonely

[Unknown] 2:38 am: Dont mute me

2:38 am: what cant hear you

[Unknown] 2:39 am: That's nit how muting someone's notifications work

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[Unknown] 2:39 am: It's rude when you do that

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[Unknown] 2:47 am: Why couldn't the bicycle stand on it's own?

2:47 am: will you go to sleep

[Unknown] 2:47 am: Because it was two-tired

[Unknown] 2:47 am: Unlinke me

[Unknown] 2:47 am: I will never sleep

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New messgae from unknown number

[Unknown] 8:10 pm: What do you call a thieving crocodile?

8:10 pm: wow texting early tonight

[Unknown] 8:10 pm: My mom got mad cause I was late to school yesterday

8:10 am: why

[Unknown] 8:10 pm: I stay up all night so I guess I missed my alarm

8:10 pm: aw someone got a bedtime

[Unknown] 8:10 pm: Shes only mad cause I made my brother late too, if it was just me she wouldn't care if I stayed at home all day

8:12 pm: Does your mom hate you or something?

[Unknown] 8:12 pm: Wow proper punctuation and capital letters, does someone care?

8:12 pm: no

[Unknown] 8:12 pm: puh-lease I can see through that lie even through the screen

8:13 pm: you don't even know my name, how would you know when im lying or not

8:13 pm: and we've only been "talking" for a month

[Unknown] 8:13 pm: I don't know why you try so hard not to care, I'm just a random person on your phone

[Unknown] 8:13 pm: I know you enjoy our little chats

8:13 pm: you annoy me daily

[Unknown] 8:13 pm: But you always answer and you haven't blocked my number

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[Unknown] 8:15 pm: Please don't block my number

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3:57 am: A crookidile

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[Unknown] 6:18 am: What?

6:18 am: you never gave me the answer to your pun, so I googled it

[Unknwon] 6:18 am: Okay mr./miss./whatever you are. "I Dont Care"

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New messgae from Unknwon number

[Unknown] 3:10 am: f my mom, I went to bed early last night but she cant control me forever

[Unknown] 3:10 am: I'll stay up as late as I want

[Unknown] 3:10 am: I'm a vampire

[Unknown] 3:10 am: Can you be an alien?

3:11 am: I have a friend that's an alien

[Unknwon] 3:11 am: Funny, just pretend you're an alien

[Unknown] 3:11 am: What did the vampire astronaut say to the alien?

3:11 am: her name is kara

[Unknown] 3:11 am: "take me to your bleeder"

3:11 am: why did I have to pretend to be a alien for that sucky pun?

[Unknown] 3:12 am: I dont know and dont call my puns sucky, they are great

[Unknown] 3:12 am: WAIT A SECOND

[Unknown] 3:12 am: Did you just make a pun!!!!

[Unknown] 3:12 am: Oh my god you did!!!!!!!!!

3:13 am: no I didn't

[Unknown] 3:13 am: Don't lie

3:13 am: Stop being a pain in the neck, I'm not lying

[Unknown] 3:13 am: You did it again

[Unknown] 3:13 am: You made another pun

[Unknwon] 3:13 am: I taught you well

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[Unknown] 3:15 am: Ignore me all you want 

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[Unknown]3:17 am: You made TWO puns I dont even care if you ignore me for the rest of the night

3:17 am: go to sleep

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[Unknown] 3:14 am: how many letters is your name

3:14 am: huh

[Unknown] 3:14 am: When you spell your name 

[Unknown] 3:14 am: How many letters are there?

[Unknown] 3:15 am: Like mine, Cisco

[Unknown] 3:15 am: C-I-S-C-O

[Unknown] 3:15 am: 5 letters

3:15 am: hold on

3:15 am: let me finish counting

[Unknown] 3:15 am: Do you really have to count 

3:19 am: I was kidding

[Unknown] 3:19 am: Oh

3:19 am: 11

[Unknown] 3:19 am: Damn I was gonna try and guess your name but never mind

3:19 am: We would be here all night

[Unknown] 3:19 am: That part doesn't matter, I'm a vampire

[Unknown] 3:19 am: I just dont know any names with eleven letters

[Unknown] 3:19 am: Okay now time for my pun

[Unknwon] 3:20 am: I'm friendly with 15 letters of the alphabet 

[Unknwon] 3:20 am: except for that ones that make up your name cause you woNT FREAKING TELL ME

3:20 am: that one wasn't very good

[Unknown] 3:21 am: (my original pun is: I'm friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet)

[Unknown] 3:21: (I dont know why)

3:21: ...

3:21: okay

[Unknown] 3:21 am: Tell me your name

[Unknown] 3:21 am: I'm lonely, I just want friends

3:21 am: arent you friends with that caitlin girl

3:21 am: the one that you should be texting instead of me

[Unknown] 3:21 am: I'm need more than one friend

[Unknown] 3:21 am: Am I needy, I think I'm a needy friend

3:22 am: considering you wont leave me alone until I text you back, yes you are

[Unknown] 3:23 am: Do I annoy you

[Unknown] 3:23 am: Like not just the playful annoying, like do you really find me aggravating annoying?

3:23 am: No

[Unknown] 3:23 am: Are you lying?

3:23 am: Why would I?

[Unknown] 3:27 am: Are we friends

3:27 am: Yes

[Unknown] 3:29 am: Then why wont you tell me your name?

3:29 am: Barry

[Unknown] 3:36 am: that's not eleven letters

3:36 am: Bartholomew

[Unknown] 3:37 am: We are friends, thanks Bartholomew

3:37 am: Dont call me Bartholomew

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New message from Cisco

[Cisco] 3:57 am: What's your favorite color?

3:57 am: why

[Cisco] 3:57 am: Just answer

3:57 am: red

[Cisco] 3:58 am: Why red

[Cisco] 3:58 am: Why not blue

[Cisco] 3:58 am: Now I cant call you BlueBarry

[Cisco] 3:59 am: I guess I could call you RedBarry

[Cisco] 3:59 am: Wait that's not a thing

[Cisco] 4:00 am: I guess I could call you StrawBarry 

[Cisco] 4:00 am: Or RasBarry 

4:00 am: Just Barry is fine

[Cisco] 4:01 am: I give everyone nicknames 

[Cisco] 4:03 am: I think I like RasBarry the best

[Cisco] 4:03 am: Yep, that's your new contract name 

4:03 am: go to sleep

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New messgae from Cisco

[Cisco] 3:10 pm: The library is soooooo boring

[Cisco] 3:10 pm: Help, I'm being forced to study

3:10 pm: wow I'm so use to it being am not pm

3:10 pm: then leave

[Cisco] 3:10 pm: You dont know my friend Caitlin, shes scary 

3:10 pm: what are you studying for

[Cisco] 3:10 pm: Science

3:10 pm: I can help you

3:10 pm: I'm in an ap science class

[Cisco] 3:10 pm: Okay, nerd

3:10 pm: do you want my help or not cause i got practice at four

[Cisco] 3:11 pm: For what?

3:11 pm: glee club

[Cisco] 3:11 pm: Wow, ap science, graduated pe and glee club, what else do you do

3:11 pm: I'm also in track

3:11 pm: and ap calculus and excellerated english

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: Damn, do you ever have any free time

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: I feel bad for keeping you up so late

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: How do you even function, I can barely pass my eleventh grade classes, I'm only taking one ap class

3:12 pm: I lived in france for a few years with my adoptive parents, classes there were harder so when I got back to america it was easy to do most of the calsses

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: You lived in France, that's so cool

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: Do you speak French

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: Did you take French as your world language 

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: would that be considered cheating??

3:12 pm: didnt know we were playing ask me 500 questions

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: Its called twenty questions

[Cisco] 3:12 pm: And I only asked three

3:12 pm: whatever

3:13 pm: Yes and before you ask, I have an american accent

[Cisco] 3:13 pm: It would of been cute if you had a French accent though

3:13 pm: And I took spanish cause I'm already fluent in french

[Cisco] 3:13 pm: So you speak three languages

3:13 pm: No, I don't speak english

[Cisco] 3:13 pm: Really?¿??

3:14 pm: nope

[Cisco] 3:15 pm: Okay then

[Cisco] 3:15 pm: You in any other nerd calsses?

3:16 pm: no

6:16 pm: what classes do you take

[Cisco] 3:16 pm: computer science and algebra 2, I already passed my other necessary classes

3:16 pm: wait... for what

3:16 pm: to graduate? Dont you need to do stuff after algebra 2

[Cisco] 3:17 pm: No

3:17 pm: d ont you need to do stuff after algebra 2

[Cisco] 3:13 pm: I'm gonna be an engineer 

3:13 pm: I dont know what I'm gonna do

[Cisco] 3:13 pm: you seem like Mr. Prepared though

3:14 pm: lol no, I'm falling appart

[Cisco] 3:14 pm: What college do you want to you going to

3:14 pm: I dont know

[Cisco] 3:14 pm: What grade?

3:14 pm: 11th

[Cisco] 3:15 pm: Same!

[Cisco] 3:15 pm: Better get thinking

[Cisco] 3:15 pm: Caitlin is here now, I've got to go

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5:12 am: I forgot to tell you my pun, I got too distracted talking about your nerd classes

5:12 am: I tried to make reservations at the library 

5:12 am: oh my god did you even sleep last night

[Cisci] 5:12 am: no, but you're up too

5:12 am: I woke up from the notification sound

5:12 am: this is why you struggle in school

5:12 am: dont stay up so late

[Cisco] 5:12 am: Okay mom

5:13 am: I'm serious

[Cisco] 5:13 am: how about I sleep at one?

5:13 am: 12

[Cisco] 5:13 am: thirty? 

3:13 am: no

[Cisco] 5:13 am: I tried to make reservations at the library but they were all booked

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[Cisco] 5:15 am: Are we back to doing this?

[Cisco] 5:15 am: Its rude to ignore me

5:15 am: i never stopped

[Cisco] 5:15 pm: Fair enough

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New message fron Cisco

[Cisco] 11: 29pm: Are you French because Eiffel for you 

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[Cisco] 11:40 pm: I meant the flirting part as more of a joke 

[Cisco] 11:40 pm: I'm sorry, sometimes I try to joke but you know over text messgae it sounds more serious 

[Cisco] 11:41 pm: Please don't think Im weird 

[Cisco] 11:42 pm: Sorry

[Cisco] 11:45 pm: I'm gon a sleep now

[Cisco] 11:45 pm: good night 

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