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Allura let out a sigh of relief as she reached the end of her last report and stretched her back in her desk chair. The last report of the day. Now she looked forward to a fun night with her friends. She didn't know why all of the girls were so excited for tonight but for some reason all of them had excluded the boys from joining in on the fun.
She didn't mind, although she wouldn't have minded having Keith among them. She blushed and fiddled with the ring on her finger as she thought back to how her fiancé had proposed to her. It was after a mission, and they landed in a juniberry field to catch the sunset on New Altea before heading back to the others. She was picking flowers and then turned around to find Keith on one knee, taking her hand and asking her to be his wife. She of course said yes and then tackled him to the ground and kissed the daylights out of him.
But she hadn't gotten to see much of him because he had been so busy...Both of them had to be honest. She hoped that once they unified their kingdoms that they'd be able to see each other more often. Luckily for her the wedding was only a few days away.
But a girls night sounded fun. She had a lot of fun the last time the girls all got together to do something. But there was still something strange about this whole situation that made her suspicious of her friends motives.
She walked into the main lounge of the castle and screamed as all the girls rose wine glasses and cheered.
"Alright ladies! Our bachelorette has arrived!" Pidge says and cheers.
"Bachelorette?" Allura asks.
Romelle ran up to her and put a sash over her shoulder that said "bachelorette" and placed a tiara on her head.
"What's going on?" Allura asks.
"It's an Earth tradition." Lance's sister Veronica informs Allura. "The bridesmaids are supposed to throw a party for the bride that involves drinking and male strippers." She says and nods to the pole that had been set up in the room. "Now all we have to do is wait for the stripper..." She says.
Acxa puts her hand on Veronica's knee and the two of them look at each other and laugh.
"Stripper?" Allura asks and blushes. "Someone's going to come and take off their clothes for us?Who is it?"
"Some really cute guy." Romelle squeals. "I called the club myself. I asked for the most handsome man they have. One fitting of a princess and they said they had just the guy!"
"I doubt he'll be as attractive as Keith." Allura says and picks up a wine glass that Pidge handed her. "My King-to-be is the most handsome man in the Universe." She says and sighs dreamily.
"Yeah. He's pretty fucking hot." Krolia says. "I made him myself." She says and happily sips her wine.
Allura nearly chokes and Krolia laughs.
"How many glasses of wine-"
"A whole bottle." Romelle finishes for Allura. "She's a fast drinker."
Allura's jaw drops as she watches her future mother-in-law take a swig from another bottle while holding a wine glass in her hand.
"Don't worry." Pidge whispers. "I switched out that bottle with a bottle filled with grape juice."
"And this is why you're my maid of honor." Allura whispers back to Pidge.
"I'm just looking out for you girl." Pidge says.
All the girls got drunk and play various games like truth or dare. They coaxed Allura into spilling some details about the more intimate parts of her and Keith's relationships.
"All I'll say is that it's very big..." She says and sips her wine. "Keith is such a strong, sculpted and well endowed man."
"Like father like son." Krolia says.
Allura again nearly chokes on her wine.
"Ooo the stripper's here!" Romelle says when she gets a ping on her phone.
There was a curtain pulled around the stage to keep the identity of tonight's entertainment a secret. Romelle brought Allura up to the stage, and she complied, curious to see how this would go. She sat in a chair and waited for the curtains to come up.
They came up and all the girls gasped when they saw Lance.
He was smirking, wearing blue wash jeans and a white button down shirt with a juniberry in his mouth while leaning on the pole. Said flower fell out of his mouth once he saw Allura staring at him in disgust. Acxa's wine glass fell out of her hand. Veronica went pale and Pidge and Romelle's faces were bright red.
"Well this shit just got interesting." Krolia says and sits up in her seat.
"LANCE!?!" The girls exclaim.
"You're a stripper!?" Acxa asks.
"Yeah." Lance says. "Being a paladin doesn't exactly pay much and..."
"Why did you come to Allura's bachelorette party!?" Romelle exclaims.
"I didn't know it was Allura's party!" Lance exclaims.
"Who else's would it be!" Pidge argues. "You saw the address was the castle didn't you!"
"Yeah but I thought it was for one of Allura's advisors or something!" Lance argued.
"Oh my God." Veronica mumbles and rubs her temples while Acxa rubbed her back.
"Well...uh...this is awkward." Allura says and brushes a lock of her hair behind her ear.
"Yeah..." Lance says and blushes. "Well I'm getting paid for the hour so-" Allura shrieks and covers her eyes as he suddenly rips his pants off.
Pidge's jaw dropped as she saw his tearaway pants hit the floor. Romelle smirked and got out her cash. Allura wanted to curl up into a ball and hide. So did Veronica.
Lance ripped off his shirt next and started thrusting his hips.
"Should he really be doing this?" Acxa asks Krolia. "He's the best man."
"What my son doesn't know won't hurt him." Krolia says.
Lance started grinding on the pole before getting on it and swinging around, specifically winking at Pidge who was seated on the couch, causing the short tawny haired girl to blush and look away. But she quickly looked back as he started swinging his hips and took some cash from Romelle and threw those bills at him.
Then Lance came over to Allura and she peeked at him from between her fingers before shaking her head and holding out her hand to him to stop him, looking at the ring on it and remembering Keith.
"Lance I can't." She says. "I'm sure you're a wonderful dancer but I simply cannot have you give me a lap dance. It would be wrong."
"Yeah you're probably right." Lance says.
"But..." Allura says and looks at Pidge. "There's someone here who I'm sure would enjoy a little dance from you."
Pidge's wine glass stem snaps.
"Say what." She says, her honey eyes wide.
"I am graciously offering my lap dance to my maid of honor." Allura says and stands up and holds her hand out to Pidge.
Pidge chewed her bottom lip, not sure if she should accept or not but then Romelle picked her up and carried her over to the chair and sat her down in it and turned the music back on. "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys started playing and Pidge couldn't help but laugh as Lance started mouthing the words.
He started thrusting his hips towards her and she blushed and bit her lip. She locked eyes with him and he gave her a seductive, lust-filled look.
Pidge's face was beet red as Lance looked at her seductively and licked his lips before bending over so he was eye level with her and thrusting his hips near her thigh. Then she slid onto her lap and began to grind against her pelvis and Pidge shrieked from the proximity and Allura and Romelle cheered for him and threw their money at Lance.
Pidge blushed as she touched his torso and he let her hands run over his abs and chest. She bit her lip and gave him a sheepish smile. She gasped when he took her hands and led them down to his bulge.
"Oh my God!" She squeaked as he pressed her hands over his cock.
She stuffed some money in his speedo and he smirked then leaned down to whisper something in her ear.
"For you pigeon, no charge." He says.
"Aw Lance." She says and runs her hand through her hair.
She shrieked when the next thing she knew she was on the floor with Lance dry humping her between her legs.
All the girls cheered except for Veronica and threw cash at him. Krolia heard the buzzer on the room door and went into the hall to see who was there figuring it was the pizza guy. But instead it was her son.
He had his hair pulled back into a ponytail and he wore his new black leather jacket that Shiro had given him for his birthday with his black tee and Kosmo stood at his side.
"Hey mom." He says happily surprised. "I didn't expect you to be visiting us. What brings you by?"
"Well you're getting married in a few days." Krolia says. "I just wanted to spend some time with you and Allura. That's all..."
He heard the sound of the girls screaming and cheering someone on. He picked out Lance's name and arched an eyebrow.
"Lance? I thought this was supposed to be a girls night?" Keith asks.
"Well uh..." Krolia starts but then Kosmo teleports Keith inside. "Oh no..."
"WHAT THE QUIZNACK!?!" She heard her son yell.
Krolia ran back into the room and found Keith staring at Lance who was currently on top of Pidge and dry humping her with dollar bills stuffed in his speedo and more on the floor.
"Oh...hey buddy." Lance says and laughs nervously.
"Dude what the hell!" Keith exclaims. "Why are you mostly naked and humping Pidge in front of Allura and her bridesmaids-wait a minute...This is your bachelorette party isn't it?" Keith asks.
"Yes honey." Allura says and shows him the sash and points to her tiara.
"We were hoping you wouldn't be back until later." Krolia says.
"You were in on this!" Keith exclaims. "Did you know my best man was gonna be the stripper-wait...does this mean he was all up on Allura?" He clenched his fist and turned to Lance.
Lance gulped and began to fear for his life when he saw his galra eyes.
Allura quickly ran over to her fiancé and kissed him to help calm him down.
"No darling. He didn't touch me at all." She assures him and rests her forehead on his. "I gave my dance to Pidge instead."
Keith smiled and kissed Allura's forehead before she sat down on a chair that was next to the one Pidge was sitting in, with Keith beside her. He took a swig of his beer. He had been out to a bar with Shiro.
Pidge stood up and sat down next to Allura and Keith.
"Okay. Then I guess this is fine." Keith says and smiles.
"You're not mad?" Lance asks.
"Nah man it's fine. It's not like you were up there grinding on my fiancé or anything." Keith says and slides his hand into Allura's interlocking their fingers and squeezing. "You weren't right?" He asks and frowns at Lance.
He asked twice because he wanted to be sure that he hadn't done anything with his princess. Krolia decided to leave and see if that pizza was coming or not...
"Nope! Not at all!" Lance says and laughs nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. "The most I did was pole dance in front of her. That's it." Lance assures him.
Keith smirked and leaned down and kissed Allura's temple.
"Alright then." Keith says to his fiancé. "But I do feel a bit bad though...It's your bachelorette party, you should get dry humped by some overly jacked guy in a thong."
Allura laughed and the girls whistled at him.
"Well darling I don't want some random guy stripping in front of me and grinding on me." Allura says and looks up at him. "You know you're the only one I'd ever want to do that."
"Huh..." Lance says and smirks, looking Keith up and down.
Keith quickly starts to catch on to what Lance is proposing and licks his bottom lip and smirks, closing his eyes and shaking his head no while the girls squealed once they realized what Lance was proposing. Veronica and Acxa even perked up a bit and they looked Keith up and down, smirks on their faces. Keith bit his lip and looked down at Allura then up at Lance.
"What do you say?" Lance asks. "We give the bride and the maid of honor a double show?"
Allura's jaw dropped and her face turned bright red when she saw Keith and Lance talking to each other. The screams of her bridesmaids were too loud to hear what was being said but she managed to pick up "You'll talk me through it?" from Keith and "Just follow my lead." from Lance.
Keith downed the rest of his beer and then walked around to stand in front of Allura and he gave her a smoldering look as he opened his leather jacket and slowly took it off his arms while her bridesmaids screamed and Allura covered her mouth and squealed in delight and pulled her knees up to her chest in her seat.
He tsk'd her and gently hooked her legs under his hands and spread them open and brought them down.
"Don't be shy princess." He teases then leans down to whisper in her ear. "Think of this as a preview of what's gonna happen on our wedding night."
She gasps then shrieks as Keith started humping the air in front of her, watching what Lance was doing to Pidge and trying to mimic his movements.
"You gotta go deeper." Lance says "You've got hips, use 'em. Pretend you're making love to her." He adds then winks.
Keith looked at her and Allura bit her lip and rubbed her thighs together when she saw him eyeing her and licking his lips. Then his movements started to become more like Lance's and Allura couldn't help but let out a soft gasp of pleasure as he gripped the back of her chair and leaned over her, panting and looking into her eyes with each punctuated thrust of his hips.
He leaned in and gave her a quick peck with his lips before pulling back and lifting his shirt off over his head. The girls below screamed and Allura smirked and bit her lip as she eyed her fiancé's well-sculpted torso. Even Pidge and Lance did a double take.
"Yeah Keith!" Lance encourages. "Now you're getting it!"
"Damn Allura you weren't kidding." Pidge says. "Keith is strong!"
"I know." Allura says and gasps as he swings his leg over hers and straddles her lap and begins to grind against her stomach and her hands roam up his muscular chest.
He smirks as she feels him up as his muscles tense and contract with each thrust of his hips against her. She begins to move them lower, down his abs and he arches an eyebrow and licks his lips.
"Go on." He encourages.
She smiles and runs her hands down to his bulge and begins to palm him, making him moan and lick his lips as he eyed her and rocked his hips against her.
She stuck her fingers in his belt loops and tugged him even closer. He grunted and smirked from her actions.
"Eager are we?" He asks and Allura smirks and teasingly runs her finger along his fly.
"Well then let's take things up a notch." Lance calls over and winks at Keith.
He nods and then Allura gasps as Keith suddenly gets off of her and then lifts her up over his shoulder in a fireman's carry. Lance did the same to Pidge. Both girls squealed as their men laid them down on the floor and began to dry hump them.
Pidge was covering her face in embarrassment and Lance smirked and moved her hands away.
"Come on Pidge don't be embarrassed." He gently coaxes. "You've been working so hard. You deserve to enjoy yourself. Let me take care of you."
"Oh Lance-A-ah!" Pidge gasps as he suddenly presses himself right up against her crotch and grinds on her.
Allura shrieked as Keith turned her on her side and held her waist as he dry humped her from behind on his side. Then he pushed her on her stomach. She got on all fours and Keith started grinding on her from behind.
"A-ah!" She moans softly as Keith holds her hips and rubs his bulge against her, establishing a rhythm before leaning over her, holding his arms up by hers and gently nuzzling her neck and all the girls screamed and Keith laughed as they threw money at him.
"Damn he's a natural." Lance comments as he gets Pidge in a similar position.
"It's probably just easy for him because he's practicing on someone he loves." Pidge says.
"Ah, I think you're right." Lance says and Pidge gasps as Lance dry humps her from behind. "That would explain why I'm doing my best work with you."
Pidge's eyes widened.
"Wait what!?!" She exclaims.
"Yeah Keith! Shake what your mama gave ya!" Veronica shouts at him and laughs.
"What did I give him?" Krolia asks and everyone gasps when they turn to see Krolia with the pizzas they ordered.
Keith and Allura had their noses crossed, panting into each other's mouths as he grinded onto her. They were about to kiss when he heard his mother gasp and his eyes widened in fear as he looked up and saw his mother in the room. He and Allura's faces turned red and they both scrambled off of each other and sat on their knees giving her a fake smile to try to hide how terrified they were.
She frowned at first and then started laughing.
"Oh you remind me so much of your father." She says and laughs.
"Wait what?" Keith asks, his eyes wide.
Allura covered her face with her hands.
"Keith I think she just said-"
"I-I don't wanna talk about it." Keith says and rests his head on her shoulder. "At least, I don't have enough alcohol in my system right now to talk about it."
Allura giggled.
"Then let's get you another drink darling." She says and lifts his chin with her fingers and kisses him before taking his hand and leading him off of the stage to the bar.
"Lance?" Pidge asks. "Did you just say you love me?"
Lance blushed and rubbed the back of his neck.
"Well uh, if I did want to tell you that, it definitely wouldn't be here with me in a speedo." Lance says and they both laugh.
"Want to get drunk?" Lance asks.
"Hell yeah." Pidge says and she laughs as Lance scoops her up bridal style and carried her over to the bar.