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1. Sticks and Stones and Bitty-Bones by uog101

   Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   14 Jun 2019

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sans (Underfell)/Reader
   • Sans (Undertale)/Reader
   • Sans (Undertale)
   • Sans (Underfell)
   • Reader
   • Alternate Universe - Bittybones (Undertale)
   • Macro/Micro
   • Microphilia
   • Rating May Change
   • never thought I'd be writing anything like this but here we are
   • Porn With Plot
   • won't be porn yet but will get there
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • Slow Burn
   • (kinda)
   • Reader Is Not Frisk (Undertale)
   • Reader Is Not Chara (Undertale)
   • extremely emotional reader
   • Mental Instability
   • Anxiety
   • Depression
   • reader's got a ton of personality
   • Sassy Reader
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Alternate Universe - Underfell (Undertale)
   • Excessive Swearing
   • well duh it's underfell sans
   • but reader has a mouth too
   • excessive puns
   • Bad Puns
   • I'm so sorry I have no control over Sans
   • Edgy Sans (Undertale)
   • Female Reader
   • everybody is a fuckin tsundere to varying degrees
   • Sans is mostly still in-character
   • but a little more relaxed and genuine
   • what with not having to worry about a kid murdering everyone he loves
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • The Author Regrets Everything
   • The Author Is Very Conflicted Here
   • Self-Indulgent
   • enjoy this self-indulgence babes
   • Mouthplay
   • Light Sadism
   • maybe not so light sadism too
   • literally everyone in the story calls reader a dumbass lmao
   • including reader herself
   • rip guys lmao
   • Masturbation
   • Drama
   • so much fuckin drama
   • drama will be coming out your ears by the time we're done here
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Violence
   • Alcohol
   • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
   • Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism

   Summary

   You just wanted to get a Sansy bitty. He was funny and calm and low-maintenance. Perfect for you. But in the course of less than 24 hours, you went from no bitties to two. And the surprise one is angry. So, so angry.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   39,944

   Chapters:

   9/?

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