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centaursTesticle has added LittleFriend, DerFreischutz, IdlewindSouth, FlamingRed and 9 others to server "The Crew".

centaursTesticle: D --> Alright so
centaursTesticle: D --> This is a server for us to use for communication purposes
centaursTesticle: D --> Aside from Summers, may I have a headcount from all of you
LittleFriend: oye man im here
DerFreischutz: Ja!
IdlewindSouth: Better fuckin believe I'm here
FlamingRed: Oh, you know me, I'm always ready to bring color to this group!~
Road to Redemption: Howdy
Hoxtalicious: let's get this fockin bread fellas
FestivalFirestarter: I still think this is a gift of the gods, but yeah I'm here!
LocalLowblood: oh yeah haha im here this is sweet i've never been in a multi-person chat before x:)
VivalaRevolution: it's fun sometimes but sometimes not, hopefully this is the former
Bardock: Why the hell are we even using this? We live in the same building.
Concerned Saiyan Mother: Bardock, honey, come on, let the kids have their fun!
Scythe4SoreEyes: At least half of this group is made of people older than you two.
Temporal Tampering: @centaursTesticle How long do you think it'll take before this goes right to Hell?
centaursTesticle: D --> I'd say
Hoxtalicious has changed the server name to "Big Wallet Bastards".
centaursTesticle: D --> Yeah, it's already there

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LittleFriend: ok but the rule of dibs is a fuckin mockery in and of itself pendejo
IdlewindSouth: DO NOT DISRESPECT THE RULE OF DIBS
IdlewindSouth: THE RULE OF DIBS IS A TIME HONORED TRADITION, WHICH STARTED WHEN JULIUS CAESAR WANDERED INTO FUCKING ROME AND SAID "DIBS"
DerFreischutz: But, how did zat work out for him?
IdlewindSouth: Oh, y'know
IdlewindSouth: Kinda got surrounded by 20 guys and fuckin stabbed to death, so you could say fun times
Hoxtalicious: he did get the best fockin wench tho right lads
LittleFriend: his what
DerFreischutz: Who even says "wench" anymore?
Hoxtalicious: didn't caesar bang caligoola
IdlewindSouth: Cleo
IdlewindSouth: CALIGOOLA?!
IdlewindSouth: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
IdlewindSouth: DO YOU MEAN "CALIGULA"?
Hoxtalicious: yea
IdlewindSouth: CALIGULA, THE EMPEROR? LIKE, 200 FUCKING YEARS AFTER CAESAR DIED?!
LittleFriend: its the fuckin romans man weirder shit has happened
FlamingRed: It's as they say, "When in Rome... bang Caligula!~"
IdlewindSouth: Okay I'm sorry but how long were you saying "Caligoola" instead of "Caligula"
Hoxtalicious: I DON'T OFTEN REFER TO BLOODY CALIGULA ALRIGHT
Temporal Tampering: Yeah, I don't know why I expected anything less from this server.

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LittleFriend: @everyone aight if we have a party or whatever what you guys wanna hear on the stereo
DerFreischutz: Can we have some Wagner, please?
LittleFriend: yeah sure we can get that
DerFreischutz: Danke schön, Herr Montana!
FlamingRed: Oh, oh! How about "The Marriage of Figaro" by Mozart?
LittleFriend: shit we havin some real oldies today but yea
FlamingRed: Thank you kindly, Tony dear!
Hoxtalicious: oi tony can ya get me "I Will Give You My All"
LittleFriend: carajo which one there's two
Hoxtalicious: not the 2017 version mate that's more action-scene worthy
LittleFriend: ok got it
LittleFriend: anybody else
FestivalFirestarter: You got "Feels Good" by "Tony! Toni! Toné!" in there, Tony?
LittleFriend: i sure do now arthricia
IdlewindSouth: Can I get Rocky Mountain Way please
Scythe4SoreEyes: Bleh. Your taste in music still sucks, Driftwood.
IdlewindSouth: OKAY FIRST OFF NOBODY ASKED YOUR LAZY-EYE HAVIN ASS FOR IMPUT ON THIS ZORIN
DerFreischutz: Oh no, not this again... !
VivalaRevolution: oh gog, this is gonna suck
Concerned Saiyan Mother: Can we please not have this kind of argument so close to Frieza Day?
centaursTesticle: D --> Frieza Day
centaursTesticle: D --> Did you perhaps mean to say
centaursTesticle: D --> 12th Perigee's Eve
Bardock: She means what she said, you creepy horse-obsessing dick.
Hoxtalicious has uploaded "severalpeoplearetyping.png"
Road to Redemption: I implore y'all to stop fighting so much, just for the sake of Christmas
IdlewindSouth: NO MARSTON! NO! I WANT HER TO PUT SOME RESPECT BACK ON JOE WALSH'S NAME!
IdlewindSouth: THIS IS MY HILL AND I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE ON IT
IdlewindSouth: AGAIN
LocalLowblood: otis are you sure this is gonna be worth it
LocalLowblood: do you really want to die down here just over human joe walsh's music? x:(
IdlewindSouth: YES I DO, HE DESERVES TO BE CHERISHED ALRIGHT
DerFreischutz: Please, Zorin, apologize to Otis!
Scythe4SoreEyes: Fine. I'm sorry for hurting your feelings and disrespecting Joe Walsh.
IdlewindSouth: Alright that's really all I needed
IdlewindSouth: Thanks, even though I know you don't really mean it
Scythe4SoreEyes: As for my choice of music. Deadly Sinners, by 3 Inches of Blood.
LittleFriend: holy shit the absolute balls on you man
Temporal Tampering: I really can't leave you guys alone even for an hour, huh.
centaursTesticle: D --> The chaos that ensued notwithstanding
centaursTesticle: D --> If we were to have a party, what song would you want to hear, Summers
Temporal Tampering: We Belong, by Pat Benatar. I think it fits this group we've got here.
VivalaRevolution: that's pretty cool of you cable, but we still nearly had a two-person civil war out here while you were gone doing
VivalaRevolution: what did you do, exactly
Temporal Tampering: I went to slap Zebruh's shit. For about half an hour. It was fun.
Hoxtalicious: fuckin nice one lad

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LittleFriend: hey
LittleFriend: any of you guys seen winkle today
LittleFriend: or zorin while we at it
IdlewindSouth: Can't say I have man
Concerned Saiyan Mother: Not to sound mean, but things are more peaceful when Zorin isn't around!
Bardock: Thankfully, you can mince words, Gine. Because I wouldn't have been so reserved in my comments.
Hoxtalicious: zorin's a proper fuckin nutter
LocalLowblood: grell isn't here either! this is really weird
Road to Redemption: I reckon they'll be just fine, partner

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DerFreischutz: I'm back!
Scythe4SoreEyes: Ja. We're back.
LittleFriend: hijo de puta the fuck were you two doin we was worried sick
DerFreischutz: We went to see a ballet! Since it's the Christmas season and all!
Scythe4SoreEyes: I didn't really want to go, but Winkle insisted, and I gave in.
Hoxtalicious: so it was the nutcracker wasn't it
DerFreischutz: Ja! It was so good, too! Tchaikovsky was in attendence, and he was very impressed, to say the least!
IdlewindSouth: I'm surprised you like anything by a russian, considering, y'know
IdlewindSouth: You're german and all that
Scythe4SoreEyes: Shut the fuck up and let her talk, Driftwood.
IdlewindSouth: Yeah fuck you too Zorin
DerFreischutz: Either way, after the show, I got to talk with the man who played Herr Drosselmeyer, and I managed to get his contact information! Can I add him into the server, @LittleFriend?
LittleFriend: sure as long as he dont object to the kinda people we are
DerFreischutz has added AlreadyADemon to server "Big Wallet Bastards."
DerFreischutz: Friends, this is Venom Snake! Snake, these are my friends and allies!
AlreadyADemon: Hi, people. I'm not very talkative, but I'm willing to get to know you all.
FlamingRed: Oh! Hello Snake!
AlreadyADemon: Hi Grell. You did great, by the way.
centaursTesticle: D --> You two know each other
AlreadyADemon: She played the Sugar Plum Fairy.
Hoxtalicious: of course she'd want one of the really sodding important roles
Concerned Saiyan Mother: Just to check, who knew about her having that role, prior to right now?
Temporal Tampering: I did.
LocalLowblood: i did but i don't know why
IdlewindSouth: Xefros, you've got a way to go before you understand her
LittleFriend: we all do tho dont we

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LittleFriend: man i just had the weirdest fuckin day
LittleFriend: better be sittin down because you gonna fall down if you arent
VivalaRevolution: come on tony, don't leave us hanging like this
IdlewindSouth: Yeah, what the hell happened man
LittleFriend: okay so today i wanted some coke yknow
LittleFriend: so i go to zebruh and i ask him
LittleFriend: hey man where the fuck is it at
LittleFriend: so he tell me to go to this fancy ass castle
LittleFriend: theres a party happening there and i should find the guy in the crowd
Temporal Tampering: Oh, this is already rich.
LittleFriend: so i get there and im like who here is called lanque
LittleFriend: and this motherfucker come up to me
LittleFriend: got his suit jacket hanging from his wide ass shoulders
Bardock: I already don't like him.
LittleFriend: and he has his fuckin undershirt open at the collar and his tie is hangin round his fuckin neck
IdlewindSouth: Figures that Zebruh would lead you to a douchenozzle like that
LittleFriend: so anyway we start talkin and he eventually gets to the point
LittleFriend: i want coke and he has some
LittleFriend: we go to a room alone and he gets the bags out to hand em over
LittleFriend: but then the weird shit starts happening
FestivalFirestarter: Just now?
LittleFriend: he start talkin about how i may not 'get the chance again' or somethin
LittleFriend: and im like 'pendejo what you sayin right now'
LittleFriend: he walks closer and hes like 'dont you wanna see what its like to live forever'
LittleFriend: but we already dead whats the fuckin point of that
DerFreischutz: I think I can already deduce what he's trying to say.
LittleFriend: he show me his fangs and he takes off his shirt
LittleFriend: and he whispers to me 'you sure you dont want to see what a jadeblood can do'
Scythe4SoreEyes: So what you're saying is that a vampire tried to bed you.
LittleFriend: i look him in the face and i tell him nah
LittleFriend: because that shit is not the kinda shit i need in my life
LittleFriend: he looks upset but then some british soundin motherfucker calls out for him from the other side of the door
LittleFriend: while he lookin away i slip out of the window and climb down the castles wall
Road to Redemption: So you got out, what else done happened
LittleFriend: i start makin my way out but then a fuckin pelican or some shit comes after me
LittleFriend: shootin ice out its face or whatever the fuck it was
Hoxtalicious: that's pretty fuckin sus tony but alright
IdlewindSouth: So let me get this straight here
IdlewindSouth: You asked a douchebag for a cocaine hookup, you went to a party in a castle, met another douchebag who turns out to be some sort of vampire, he turns out to be Zebruh's drug guy of the day, and then he tries to get in your pants, but at the last moment, a Brit calls out for him on the other side of the door, and you make a daring escape while a bird, shooting ice, is chasing you down
LittleFriend: yeah thats pretty much exactly what happened on my yayo quest
Hoxtalicious has uploaded "pressxtodoubt.jpg"
VivalaRevolution: i actually believe him but it's still pretty fucking weird
FlamingRed: Dammek, when is anything relating to one of us not weird?
VivalaRevolution: fair point i guess
AlreadyADemon: Joining this server was a great idea.

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Bardock: I have no idea what you're talking about. Just because something has meat between bread, it doesn't mean that it's automatically a sandwich!
LocalLowblood: but how do you know that?
Bardock: I have my ways.
LittleFriend: ok yall better shut you fuckin mouths because today is christmas
DerFreischutz: It is!! Fröhliche Weihnachten!
LittleFriend: @everyone come to the apartment and we gonna get this party started
AlreadyADemon: On it.
Bardock: Unfortunately, Gine won't be able to join us physically, but she'll be on here to check up on how things are going.

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Concerned Saiyan Mother: So, is everyone enjoying the party?
IdlewindSouth: Oh you better believe it
AlreadyADemon: I haven't had this good of a Christmas in a long time.
Temporal Tampering: Same here.
FestivalFirestarter: This is honestly pretty new to me, but I fucking love it!
DerFreischutz: I'm having so much fun, friends!
IdlewindSouth: Oh shit Hoxton's about to do something
Scythe4SoreEyes: Mein Gott.
VivalaRevolution: oh shit he's going for it
LocalLowblood: wow! i didn't expect this from hoxton! x:O
Concerned Saiyan Mother: What? What's happening?
LittleFriend: our man hoxton singing christmas songs
DerFreischutz: He made an entire Christmas album, and he's singing it!
FlamingRed: I'm proper impressed! He has a lovely singing voice!
Scythe4SoreEyes: I actually like it. And the fact that I do angers me.
IdlewindSouth: Right, because emotions are for the weak aren't they
Scythe4SoreEyes: For once, you're right, Driftwood.
Road to Redemption: Is this the start of a friendship between y'all
Scythe4SoreEyes: Fuck no. He still sucks.
IdlewindSouth: Hey, look at that, you suck too
Hoxtalicious: both of you wankers shut the fuck up and listen to my songs

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LittleFriend: thanks everyone you made this a fuckin wonderful party
LittleFriend: big props to all of you
Hoxtalicious: nah nah thank you tony
VivalaRevolution: honestly, if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't even be having a party
DerFreischutz: You keep us together, Tony!
IdlewindSouth: We might argue sometimes
Scythe4SoreEyes: Or often.
Temporal Tampering: But we're like a family. A big, fucked up one, but a family nonetheless.
Road to Redemption: Y'all are great company, reckon I'd put that out there
Bardock: I'm starting to like being around you guys. Keep it up.
Hoxtalicious: merry fockin' christmas everyone

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Hoxtalicious: oi lads you remember my mate gage right
LittleFriend: yea i remember him
Scythe4SoreEyes: Ja. He got me a scythe, which I should have gotten a long time ago.
VivalaRevolution: oh right yeah i remember, got myself a better gun from him
centaursTesticle: D --> That you did
centaursTesticle: D --> But why do you bring him up Hoxton
Hoxtalicious: because he wants in on the chat
Temporal Tampering: Sure, he can be added.
Hoxtalicious has added Armored Transport to server "Big Wallet Bastards".
Armored Transport: hi all, glad to be in contact with you guys on a more steady basis.
Scythe4SoreEyes: Thank you again for the scythe, Gage.
Armored Transport: it's no problem, zorin. it's kinda my job after all.
LittleFriend: oye gage man thanks for the grenades and shit
IdlewindSouth: Those are really useful in our sorta-kinda line of work
Armored Transport: again, no problem. as long as you guys don't die, i did my job correctly.

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You are now engaging in private messaging with Armored Transport.
Armored Transport: hey hox, i wanted to ask something.
Hoxtalicious: yeah, what is it
Armored Transport: i have a server of my own, and i feel like you'd enjoy being there.
Hoxtalicious: what's in it for me tho
Armored Transport: you get to know about my new weapon shipments before everyone else.
Hoxtalicious: fockin nice lad, i'm in
You have been invited to join server "GageNet".

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IdlewindSouth has added SufferingForThePeople to server "Big Wallet Bastards".

LittleFriend: oh shit is that fuckin signless
SufferingForThePeople: YES, TONY! IT'S ME. I'VE MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
SufferingForThePeople: AND BEFORE YOU ASK, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE MY TEXT LESS BIG.
Concerned Saiyan Mother: Did anybody else hear that? It sounded like Grell screaming!
Bardock: Why would she be yelling?
SufferingForThePeople: I MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK GUYS, DON'T GET INTO TROUBLE WHILE I'M GONE!

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IdlewindSouth: Okay holy shit do I have some fuckery to talk about
IdlewindSouth: Like fuck I'm glad I found Kankri this week because otherwise I would have probably killed somebody
LocalLowblood: oh no... what happened otis?
IdlewindSouth: Alright so firstly, I got asked by Winkle to DM some tabletop game the other day, Dammek was there too he can probably testify to some of this, Arthricia was also there but anyway
IdlewindSouth: It was going alright, but then Hoxton jumped in and added some like... homebrew rules or whatever the fuck that's supposed to be
VivalaRevolution: oh god, the starvation rules
IdlewindSouth: Exactly, so basically I ended up having to improvise the most absurd delusional nonsense about 3 morons stumbling through a desert for two in-game weeks
IdlewindSouth: Sustaining themselves only on one single dried sausage, that somehow didn't fuckin run out because as it turns out, Hoxton fucked us there too!
IdlewindSouth: It was apparently a magic sausage, and he only bothered to tell us this after half a real-life day of this sausage-fueled bullshit!
FestivalFirestarter: I wanted him dead, I really did to be honest.
DerFreischutz: Maybe not kill, but I was very angry at Hoxton!
IdlewindSouth: So after that travesty, Hoxton decided to get us to play some video game the kids like nowadays, Over... something or other
VivalaRevolution: overwatch, otis
IdlewindSouth: Yeah, that's what it was! Anyway, we teamed up, had some decent enough fun I guess, but I guess Hoxton wasn't satisfied and he told me to look the fanbase up
DerFreischutz: Oh boy, here we go.
IdlewindSouth: And, sweet fuckin Satan's turdstained undies, what the fuck
IdlewindSouth: What is wrong with kids today, like is there something wrong in their Tropicana fruit juices that's making them all weak and shit?
LocalLowblood: um, is this still related to anything?
IdlewindSouth: Is this what MLK died for? Like, seriously? We go from fuckin Civil Rights to crybabies complaining because their... ships? Aren't canon? Whatever the fuck that even means?
IdlewindSouth: Or because the Chinese lady isn't fat enough?!
FestivalFirestarter: And that's not even getting into Tony's weird relapse yesterday...
DerFreischutz: That was quite the experience!
IdlewindSouth: OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHY WAS THAT CRAZY BASTARD UP IN A TREE?!
IdlewindSouth: I HAD TO WRESTLE CONTROL OF A FUCKING TREE FROM HIM!
IdlewindSouth: I! AM A SHRUBBERY! I AM A STICK OF FUCKING WOOD! THAT GODDAMN CUBAN MADE ME INTO THIS!

SufferingForThePeople: HEY I'M BACK-
SufferingForThePeople: OTIS. WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON?
Scythe4SoreEyes: A mental breakdown, apparently.
Hoxtalicious: oi lads im back gage's server had me occupied
LocalLowblood: hoxton, run! please!
IdlewindSouth: YOU COME BACK HERE YOU LIMEY FUCKWAD! I'M ENDING YOU TODAY!

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VivalaRevolution: don't you guys think it's weird how action movie heroes jump all the time, but action game heroes often can't?
Bardock: Do you even remember the last time you jumped?
VivalaRevolution: that's not a question i was expecting today but holy shit
LittleFriend: fuck me i just jumped like ten minutes ago
Temporal Tampering: Weird flex, but okay.
FestivalFirestarter: Flex?
Temporal Tampering: Don't think too much about it.
IdlewindSouth: Holy shit guys I found my new calling in life
LocalLowblood: really? you want to share this info with us, otis?
SufferingForThePeople: I'D BE REALLY HAPPY TO HEAR ABOUT IT, OTIS!
IdlewindSouth: Okay so I found this band, Dethklok, and I gave their stuff a listen
IdlewindSouth: It is some of the best metal you'll ever hear
IdlewindSouth: And so, it rose up from within me like Aphrodite rising from the seafoam of Uranus' severed ballsack (which is real btw look it up)
IdlewindSouth: I, Otis B. fucking Driftwood, have a dream, and that dream is to make a metal band!
Hoxtalicious: fockin' right on lad
VivalaRevolution: shit, that sounds bangin'! if you need help, xefros and i had a band before we died, so we can give you a hand
Scythe4SoreEyes: So we're just going to ignore the fact that I was the one to introduce them to you, cool.
Road to Redemption: Now wait up, hold yer horses, what was that about Aphrodite
IdlewindSouth: Doesn't matter, you're missing the point Marston
SufferingForThePeople: HOW... HOW DOES SOMEBODY COME ALIVE JUST FROM... THE FOAM OF SOMEONE ELSE'S "BALLSACK" EXACTLY?
Scythe4SoreEyes: It's the Greeks, ancient history is weird, especially when it comes to Romans and Greeks.
FlamingRed: Since when are you the expert on history, Zorin?
Temporal Tampering: Yeah, despite how he looks and acts, Otis has shown a pretty firm grasp on history from discussions I've had with him.
centaursTesticle: D --> All of this is incredibly 100d
centaursTesticle: D --> I may need some more towels

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IdlewindSouth: Alright so first off, we need to figure out a name for the band
IdlewindSouth: I know it sounds weird coming from me of all people, but we have to pick a name you could put on a marquee
IdlewindSouth: So no excessive vulgarity or deliberately trying to piss people off, which means no fucks in the name
IdlewindSouth: So! Who wants to start us off
AlreadyADemon: Outer Heaven.
FestivalFirestarter: Cosmic Nomads!
FlamingRed: Modest Harlots!
LocalLowblood: hot pipes! x:)
Hoxtalicious: hold the fockin' phone, hot pipes?
Hoxtalicious: sounds like a bed and breakfast that serves only logs of shite
LocalLowblood: D:X
VivalaRevolution: xefros, don't mind hoxton, he's still upset over the stuff that happened the other day
DerFreischutz: Oh, oh! I have one! Bagginshield!
IdlewindSouth: It does sound cool, but I'm not planning on doing music based on Tolkien's works
Concered Saiyan Mother: How about Cucumber Gulch Preserve?
IdlewindSouth: I'll keep it in mind, Gine
SufferingForThePeople: VOLCANIC VEINS!
IdlewindSouth: Holy fuck yes
IdlewindSouth: Thanks everyone, but Volcanic Veins is the winner

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DerFreischutz: So, Otis? How's the band thing going?
IdlewindSouth: Honestly, not that great
Scythe4SoreEyes: He hasn't found a damn thing other than a name.
SufferingForThePeople: IT'S STILL PROGRESS, RIGHT?
IdlewindSouth: Why can't you be more supportive, like Signless
Scythe4SoreEyes: Because I hate you?
Temporal Tampering: Well shit, can't really argue with that, can we?
AlreadyADemon: Hey guys. Sorry for interrupting, but can I ask something?
FlamingRed: What troubles you, Snake?
AlreadyADemon: I want to invite somebody into the server. Can I?
LittleFriend: sure man we got space for fuckin days

AlreadyADemon has added orangeuglad to server "Big Wallet Bastards".

orangeuglad: ayy wuss POPPIN
Bardock: Snake. What did you just bring upon this cursed land.
AlreadyADemon: This is Narancia. I've kinda taken him under my wing. Please be nice to him.
DerFreischutz: I didn't know you were adopting kids, Snake!
orangeuglad: lmaoo wouldnt b the 1st time somebody adopted me

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LittleFriend: so how old are you again man
orangeuglad: 17 last i checked
LittleFriend: fuck me we bringin younger people in by the day
FestivalFirestarter: Hello, fellow teen! I'm Arthricia, and I'm just one year younger than you!
orangeuglad: yo sick brodie
Hoxtalicious: oi kid, do you know about bofa
Scythe4SoreEyes: Hoxton, no, stop this.
LocalLowblood: hoxton, no!
AlreadyADemon: Narancia, don't answer that, for the love of god.
orangeuglad: nah but you can expect a delivery of deez real soon
Hoxtalicious: i didnt order any fockin deez what are you on about
orangeuglad: DEEZ NUTS BITCH GOTEEM
IdlewindSouth: Holy shit, you just got beat at your own game
FestivalFirestarter: Serves him right.

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orangeuglad: SHIT SNAKE CODE RED
AlreadyADemon: What, what's wrong?
orangeuglad: I LOST MY SNOOP CD
VivalaRevolution: did you check everywhere?
orangeuglad: yeah man i even checked in the bathroom akvnjkfvbf im FREAKIN THE FUCK OUT
SufferingForThePeople: IS IT IN YOUR CD PLAYING MACHINE?
orangeuglad:
AlreadyADemon: Are... are you serious.
orangeuglad: haha i gotta go guys

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IdlewindSouth: Hey everyone
SufferingForThePeople: HI OTIS! HOW ARE THINGS?
IdlewindSouth: Pretty fucking good actually
Scythe4SoreEyes: Made peace with your band dream not coming to fruition?
IdlewindSouth: Funny you should make that quip, bitch, because I did make progress
VivalaRevolution: oh?
IdlewindSouth: I did get people to join
Scythe4SoreEyes: Probably some hobos who need money.
IdlewindSouth: How about, oh I don't know, Lemmy Kilmister
Scythe4SoreEyes: What.
IdlewindSouth: Not just him, mind
IdlewindSouth: I also got Cliff Burton, bitch
Scythe4SoreEyes: Fuck off, you did not get not one, but two members of the best metal bands ever.

IdlewindSouth has uploaded "Proof.png"

Scythe4SoreEyes: Come on, that's obviously doctored.
SufferingForThePeople: IT'S NOT ACTUALLY. I KNOW, BECAUSE I TOOK THE PICTURE.
Scythe4SoreEyes: Leck mich im Arsch, du Fickfehler! Fick dich, verdammt Arschgesicht!
DerFreischutz: Oh no, she's really mad now. Ach, now I'll have to calm her down, be back soon!

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LittleFriend: oye
FlamingRed: Good lord Tony, how long have you been gone?
LittleFriend: what you mean
Temporal Tampering: Feels like you've been gone for a year or so.
LittleFriend: i been offline for a few days mang
Bardock: And what in the hell have you been doing for that time, then?
LittleFriend: watchin stuff
LittleFriend: contactin people
LittleFriend: oh and makin a new server

LittleFriend is inviting you to server "Wrestling WatchParty".

FestivalFirestarter: What's this?
Hoxtalicious: yeah you fockin' knob, what is this?
LittleFriend: we watchin wrestling
LittleFriend: and i want all a you to invite all the people you know
LittleFriend: its gonna be fuckin great