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Summary:

An accidentally Taehyung-centric contribution to International Fanworks Day.

Notes:

I wrote this in one day, please do not judge if it's bad.

Chapter 1: Little Fans

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“Eomma, Eomma, Eomma!”

“E’ma!”

Seokjin turns around, wiping his hands on his apron.

“Well look at that! All my little babies!”

“Eomma, can please watch tv?” Jin bets that someone told Jungkook that if he pouted like that he was more likely to get what he wants. And it was working.

“Okay, what do you want to watch?”

“Pokemon!”

“Steven Universe!”

“Paw Patwol!”

Jungkook turns to the other two littles. “We can’t watch Paw Patrol, Minnie, that’s for babies. We’re gonna watch Pokemon. Right Eomma?” He looks up at Jin expectantly as Jimin’s lip begins to quiver.

“You’re not watching anything until you apologise to Jimin.”

“But is for babies! ‘M not a baby!”

“You still can’t be mean to Minnie. You know he’s younger than you. You need to act like a good hyung.”

“Ok… I’m sorry for saying Paw Patrol is for babies.”

Jimin gives a watery smile. “Dimminie f’give ‘ou, Kookie.”

“Good boys. Now we can all go… Tae?”

“TaeTae wins!” The little grins at them from the couch, starting credits to Steven Universe already rolling on the screen.

Chapter 2: Musical Magic

Summary:

Tae is just...loud. And a fan of broadway.

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“You’ll be back!”

*Bang!*

“Like befooore!”

*Bang!*

“I will fight the fight and win the war!”

*Bang*

“For your love, for your praise!”

*Bang!*

“And I’ll love you till-”

*BangBangBangBangBang!*

“KIM TAEHYUNG, YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP OR SO HELP ME I WILL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN!!!”

“YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME HYUNG! I WILL SEND A FULLY ARMED BATTALION TO REMIND YOU OF MY LOVE!”

“THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!”

Chapter 3: Quirky Mess

Summary:

Yoongi needs to accept his inner fangirl.

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“Tae… Why do you have an eye painted on your forehead?”

“It’s my quirk!”

“Your what now?”

“My quirk! I can see into the fourth dimension!”

Yoongi facepalms. “That’s...not how dimensions work….”

“See hyung? I told you my quirk was better!”

“What’s your...quirk, Kookie?”

“Mine’s super strength!” The maknae flexs dramatically. Yoongi rolls his eyes.

“Yes, yes, very nice. So original of you. There’s only half a dozen characters with a strength quirk.”

“You’ve seen Boku No Hero Academia?”

“What?!? No! Of course not.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, totally sure! I would know if I’d seen that stupid ass show before! I’ve never even heard of All Might!”

“....Uraraka is best girl.”

“What, no she is not! Jirou is best girl obviously and- oh.”

“Ahh, hyung! I knew you had a secret fangirl hiding in there somewhere!”

“No I fucking don’t you-”

“Join us, join us, join us!”

“What the fuck Tae?”

“Join us! Join us! Join us!”

“Not you too.”

“Join us, hyung. Join us in our twenty four hour anime marathon of destiny.”

“Fucking fine, you brats. Just shut up with the fangirl bullshit.”