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    Summary

    In which Sam and Steve – the most well-adjusted motherfuckers Nick Fury knows – adopt Miles Morales just to steal Tony Stark’s thunder, according to literally no one except Tony Stark himself.

    There is subsequently a lot of Clark Kenting, coffee drinking, mixed signals, and unnecessary public displays of affection, along with the occasional drunk Darcy and severely overworked Maria Hill. Oh and they save NYC from a virtually invincible goo monster with massive fangs and claws that can swallow a man whole. (And it has tentacles, don’t forget the tentacles.)

    5 years post-CATWS, only partially USM compliant (you need not know anything about USM to read.) On Hiatus until October 6th.

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