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Dave said some hymns or whatever, idk ive been to church like five times in all my years of life. He said some church stuff and made eye contact with a man with grey skin and nubby horns sitting in the 3rd pew. Direct eye contact. The tension could be cut with a knife-- and it was.
*time skip to their love confession*
“B-but dave, you’re a priest. Would you truly forsake your holy duties to be with me?” karkat stammered out, flushed bright red in both emotion and complexion.
The mozart piece they were dancing to swelled, and dave dipped his dancing partner. “Of course” he whispered into karkats ear. They proceeded to kiss, the priests glasses being knocked to the floor and forgotten in their haste.
*time skip again UwU*
Karkat looked at his lover of 5 years in the eyes- the whole world came to a halt. “I do.”
Dave looked back at him, then took off his glasses and threw them into the crowd like a bouquet. “Hell yeah dawg ditto”
“You may now kiss the groom”
B* *:B (thats them kissing in emoji format)