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(9:45) Is it weird that I was able to talk and spend some time with my Alpha was when we went to the movies to watch the lastest Avenger?

(9:47) ..... Yeah?

(9:48) Seriously, Armin that was just the time we actually spend some time together. It's not normal for a married couple.

(9:48) What do you want to do then?

(9:49)  I'll try to talk to Levi, I don't want to die not knowing my Alpha. It will be totally weird.

(9:50) Well, good luck with that.

(9:50) But Levi's not your typical people person.

(9:51) Start with something he's comfortable with.

(9:51) Texting is a good start.

(9:51) Is that all you can think of?

(9:52) Is it weird for me to say that I'm a little shy to speak to my Alpha in person?

(9:53) Yes. Texting is a good idea.

(10:01) Will you defend me in court if I was able to kill my best friend Jean? With my bare hands? With all my finger prints on the knife?

(10:01) What the fuck Eren?! I'm at work!

(10:01) I know just making sure that my Alpha was on my side.

(10:01) Levi?

(10:01) Levi?

(10:01) You're not going to defend me on court?

(10:01) But we're married!

(10:02) I know that we don't talk a lot but I kept my end of the bargin to not enter your room or your office.

(10:03) Eren if you don't stop, I'll block your number.

(10:03) Uncle Kenny don't want that.

(10:04) Go back to school brat before you decided to text me.

(10:04) But Levi I'm bored and the house is huge and I'm alone. My friends are all busy and there is no concert to attend.

(10:04) Go play with your piano.

(10:04) I'm not in the mood

(10:05) Then don't whine at me

(10:05) Just fucking practice some Mozart or some shit!

(10:06) You want me to practice some Mozart?

(10:06) I would like some background music while I work at home.

(10:07) You should pay me.

(10:07) I feed you, gave you a home and bought you a fucking grand ass piano for your birthday. What else do you want?

(10:08) Am I just a burden to you?

(10:09) You kept the end of the bargin, so technically no.

(10:09) Wow. I didn't know it works that way. I was feel hurt all the sudden then BAM! Gone.

(10:09) Für Elise.

(10:09) That's a hard one. I'll try then. And that's Beethoven, by the way.

(10:10) Whatever, now shut up.

(10:11) I did it!

(10:12) So, how did it go? Did he blocked your number?

(10:12) He threatened to but he didn't. It went smoothly, I didn't expect it! He asked me to play Für Elise.

(10:12) That's a hard one.

(10:13) I know. But at least, I didn't feel awkward talking to him. Reading back, I think he's pretty cool. I didn't expect he'll play along with me.

(10:13) That's a good start.

(10:13) Yeah. Better practice now!

(20:36) Will you fucking stop that tingkering!

(20:37) But you asked me to play Für Elise, of course I need to practice it.

(20:37) I don't want to hear your daily failures! Just play something else you mastered and practice when I'm not home.

(20:37) Fine. Mr. Bossy.

(20:38) It's not my fault you texted me in the first place.

(20:38) How dare you used the truth against me! Ugh! I'm wounded!

(20:38) You're an idiot.

(20:38) Reality check! You are tied to this idiot forever~

(20:39) Why me?

(20:42) Brat?

(20:43) Sorry. My mind suddenly stopped functioning.

(20:43) The fuck?

(20:43) I know, I shouldn't be ashamed to say this. But that was so CUTE!

(20:44) I can't believe you actually played along with me! Let alone whine!

(20:44) I don't whine brat.

(20:44) That was adorable!

(20:45) Shut up. I'm going back to work.

(20:45) But Levi!

(20:46) Just so you know, I really like your name. Levi's. With all the money you had, you could practically buy Levi's! The jeans store!

(20:46) Where's my music?

(20:46) Oh, right. But I'm not done with you yet!

(7:06) Are you seriously avoiding me?!

(7:07) Like you are not used to me going to work in a hurry.

(7:07) Levi, you woke up at four in the morning! Four! Even if you took a bubble bath, you won't be late for work!

(7:07) I'm a busy person.

(7:07) Wow, busy. You bolted right after seeing me go down the stairs.

(7:08) Erwin called me for an emergency meeting.

(7:08) Make up excuses all you want! I won't believe you!

(7:08) Fine.

(7:08) Fine!

(7:10) .... Wait! I didn't mean it that way.

(7:10) It's just weird that you avoided me this morning. Usually you'll continue life around the house as if I don't exist! Haha!

(7:10) Wait... That's not funny... I really don't mind about that. Just so you know, I don't hate you. You beat my dad from buy my grand piano.

(7:15) Hey?

(7:16) Hey?

(7:18) Hey?

(7:30) Levi?

(7:47) Levi?

(7:51) LEVI?!

(8:02) Hmmpt.

(9:45) I was in a meeting.

(9:46) I really was.

(9:46) Hey.

(9:47) Really?

(9:47) Really.

(9:47) So... How was the meeting?

(9:48) Shitty.

(9:48) How so?

(9:48) Are you sure you want to hear it?

(9:48) Oh, now I'm ready.

(9:49) It wasn't a meeting.

(9:50) Gasped!

(9:51) We talked about organizing a team building activity with the new recruits. They planned on camping on some wilderness. Erwin suggested it first, then everyone started cheering like pre-schoolers, then fucking eyebrows smirked at me because he knew I couldn't change the location. I reached for the nearest water bottle and threw all of its contents in his fucking face. It's not a meeting if it's not my way.

(9:51) Oh my God.

(9:51) I'm still mad right now

(9:51) I threw my pens at whoever entered my office.

(9:52) No shit. Not the expensive ones.

(9:52) Why fucking camping?! Why in the fucking forest?!

(9:53) Okay. Calm down. Do you really need to join the team building?

(9:53) Of fucking course. I need to teach each new recruits not to fuck up or else they're off the streets jobless.

(9:53) For fuck sake! I should have fired that fucking useless idiot!

(9:54) Whoa. Let's pause for a breath there, okay?

(9:54) Can't you see it?! In the forest Eren! In the forest! It's full of deer shit and decaying leaves!

(9:54) The ground's leaking with worms and other organisms' their waiting to crawl into my skin and eats it like a decomposing carcass of a rabbit!

(9:56) I'm on my way to the mall.

(9:56) What the fuck are you gonna do in the fucking mall.

(9:56) Hmmmm... Hand sanitizers, sterile camping bag, pillows, blanket, SPF 20 sun block, gloves, masks, mosquito repellent.

(9:56) Insect repellent.

(9:57) Right. Did I forget anything else?

(9:57) Sterilize bottled water. 10 gallons. I'm not fucking sharing with some new recruits.

(9:57) What about food?

(9:57) What about it?

(9:58) I don't know. Maybe one of your team building activities requires hunting a deer for dinner.

(9:59) Jesus Christ.

(7:18) I can send you anything, just say the word.

(7:19) More sanitizers.

(7:19) That bad? Levi it's only your first day.

(7:20) It's hell.

(7:21) Okay, they're on their way. To ease your suffering, I got the hang of Für Elise.

(7:21) Good.

(7:21) Levi? Are you okay?

(7:24) Levi?

(7:25) I'm inside my car.

(7:26) Levi. No.

(7:26) I'm starting the engine.

(7:26) Levi don't back away now.

(7:27) Hange almost fucking saw me! Shit! She'll fucking drag me out the car if she saw me!

(7:27) This sounds too serious.

(7:27) What the fuck do you think this is?!

(7:28) Levi, listen to me. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. If you drive now, those new recruits will fuck it all up.

(7:29) Right.

(7:30) They'll mess up using the copy machine. They'll write reports like a low life. They will not clean their desk after they leave!

(7:31) Not on my fucking watch.

(7:31) That's right! Show them who's boss!

(7:32) Eren.

(7:32) Yeah? Are you out of the car?

(7:32) More sanitizers.

(7:32) Aw, come on Levi!

edited 02/03/21

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(21:16) So....

(21:16) Ahhh....

(21:17) I don't need to ask if the team building went well.

(21:17) Just the way you walk in the house tells it all.

(21:18) Umm...

(21:18) Do you need anything?

(21:18) I'm pretty sure that was a bruise on your arm.

(21:19) Hey?

(21:19) Are you still alive?

(21:20) Levi, if you don't reply I'll break into your room and drag you to the hospital.

(21:21) I lost my contacts.

(21:21) Oh.

(21:21) That's why you collied with the pillar.

(21:22) Eren. Please leave me in peace. I'm exhausted and blind as a bat.

(21:22) So.... That means you'll be wearing glasses?

(21:23) Got a thing for glasses? Perverted brat.

(21:23) Hey! I didn't say anything!

(21:24)  Levi?

(21:25) Okay. Sleep now.

****

(8:34) Hey Hange.

(8:34) *Eren! My boy! What's up?*

(8:34) Ahh... Just checking if Levi is doing all right. He's was a wreak last night.

(8:34) *Well, he's doing well. Still angry and grumpy. And extra irritated, he scolded five people in two hours which is record breaking.*

(8:35) Is he..... wearing glasses?

(8:35) *You got a thing for glasses? ; )*

(8:35) What?! No! He came home last night and collied with a pillar. I doubted if he saw me on the sofa with my jaw hanging as I simply watch him both hands extending while he tries to manuever around the house. I saw how he hurted his arm resulting a bruise. He said he lost his contact lenses during the team building.

(8:36) *Well, his arm seems fine. You didn't saw him before he goes to work?*

(8:36) Ahhh... I woke up at seven to see him leave but the butler said he went to work at six.

(8:36) *Hold on a sec.*

(8:36) Okay?

(8:38) *Darn! He caught me!*

(8:38) What?

(8:38) *I was trying to take a picture of him.*

(8:38) Oh. Did you manage to hide at least?

(8:38) *Of course. Dah. But it seems his vision is sharper now that he wore glasses.*

(8:39) Oh.

(8:39) *Yeah, oh.*

(8:40) .... Could you try again?

(8:40) *Sure, Pumpkin. I'll send it you as soon as I have a clear shot.*

*****

(9:01) Didn't I told you not to talk to Hange.

(9:01) What? I wasn't talking to Hange.

(9:01) Right.

(9:01) I am not repeating myself. Don't talk or touch that witch.

(9:02) Noted.

(9:02) Wait.

(9:02) You are not telling me who I want to make friends with.

(09:03) I'm trying to save you from possible death. She tends to poison innocent minds. She had an illegal lab on her basement, I don't want receiving one of your texts saying that she strapped you on her examination table and started poking on your brain.

(9:04) You're over reacting! And I'm not innocent.

(9:04) You're kid. Don't talk to her. Period.

(9:04) You're not telling me what to do.

(9:04) Brat. I know that witch for years, don't test me.

(9:04) Fine. Mr. Bossy.

(9:05) Anyway, since you are depriving me from making new friends, I demand a pet.

(9:05) No.

(9:05) A puppy?

(9:05) No.

(9:05) A dog?

(9:06) They're the same.

(9:06) No they are not. Dogs are cute while puppies are much cuter.

(9:06) No.

(9:06) Please?

(9:07) I'm going back to work.

(9:07) Please?

(9:07) Please?

(9:07) Please?

(9:07) Please?

(9:07) Please?

(9:08) Will you stop? I really have no choice but to block your number if this continue.

(9:08) Okay. If you block my number, I'll text other people like Hange.

(9:08) Seriously?! You're pulling that card on me?!

(9:08) Look brat. You are living under my roof so you are living under my rules.

(9:08) Fine.

****

(19:42) Hey brat, where's my music?

(19:42) Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't recall playing music for you in the Ackerman rule book.

(19:42) Seriously?

(19:43) I'm just being an obedient Omega and print out the rules and memorizing it. Which is completely fine, since it's no different when I was living under my father's roof.

(19:43) Your father was a dick.

(19:43) Hey! He's still my father!

(19:43) Well, your uncle is a disgusting, selfish man!

(19:44) He is.

(19:44) Ugh! You Alphas are stupid and controlling! You know that! I'm trying to be positive here and trying to talk to my husband who I barely talk to in person!

(19:44) But no. You are avoiding me!

(19:44) I'm a busy person brat.

(19:45) You make friends all you want brat but Hange is off limits. That's all I ask.

(19:45) Why? I didn't even meet her in person. I didn't even meet any of your friends in person.

(19:45) Hange and Erwin are off limits.

(19:45) Why?

(19:45) They're... Not good for you.

(19:46) It's feels like you are having an affair with either the two of them.

(19:46) Fuck. That's disgusting!

(19:46) Are you puking now? Because that serves you right!

(19:46) Why are we fighting over this?

(19:47) Why are you avoiding me?

(19:47) This is going nowhere.

(19:47) Why are you avoiding me?

(19:48) I'm a busy person.

(19:48) You go to work at six now for a week now. Why are you avoiding me?

(19:48) Because unlike you, I have work.

(19:48) Well, I'm sorry that I'm an Omega that can't get accepted on any form of work except for an arrange marriage or prostitution!

(19:49) ..... It's not my fault society had this sick system on dynamics.

(19:49) Right.

(19:49) Haha.

(19:49) Why am I even complaining.

(19:49) I'll stop this.

(19:49) Sorry for bothering you.

****

(19:51) This is all your fault.

(19:51) *I didn't do anything!*

(19:51) Talking to Eren is one thing. Stay away from him.

(19:51) *Getting a little possessive here buddy.*

(19:52) I know you Hange.

(19:52) You can't fucking fool me.

(19:52) *Alright! I do have plans on kidnapping him but he texted me first! I swear!*

(19:52) Why did he texted you?

(19:52) *He wanted to know if you were doing okay. He said that you headbutt the pillar and bruise your arm last night.*

(19:53) And who's fault is that?

(19:53) *Hehehe I'm sorry?*

(19:53) Ugh. Unlike you, I'm not used to wearing fucking glasses!

(19:53) *Oh yeah. Eren wants to see you in glasses.*

(19:54) No.

(19:54) *What do you mean no?*

(19:54) He'll laugh at me.

(19:54) *You're fucking hot with glasses!*

(19:55) Coming from you, it sound gross.

(19:55) *Why are you so shy around Eren?*

(19:55) I'm not shy around him.

(19:55) *You're here at six in the morning*

(19:55) I have work to do.

(19:55) *No you don't!*

(19:56) Goodbye Hange.

(19:56) *Wait! I'm not done with you yet!*

(19:56) *Levi?*

(19:57) *Dammit! You blocked me again?!*

****

(13:38) Your package arrived.

(13:39) What package?

(13:39) I don't know. Your name is written on the box.

(13:40) I'll check it out when I'm home.

****

(17:22) I'm going out.

(17:25) Where are you going?

****

(21:18) Where are you? It's already nine.

(21:33) I'm on my way back.

*****

(21: 41) Listen brat. I know you're upset but there's nothing we can do about it. Society sucks and you know it.

(21:42) I know.

(21:42) And I'm just protecting you from my friends. They're not the ones you know that consider to be normal. I'm not exaggerating about Hange, it's true that she had a lab on her basement and Erwin is a demon. A real one. He can go to your head in order to bend you to his wants and I don't want any of that. Plus, I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy this time of year.

(21:43) Sure.

***

(12:22) So... Petra warned me not to bother you.

(12:22) Shut up Erwin.

(12:22) She said you nearly choke everyone with your glare.

(12:23) Shut up.

(12:23) Is this about Eren?

(12:23) Fuck off eyebrows.

(12:24) You know, why don't you try- I don't know, try to be a good husband for once?

*****

(7:43) Oh my god Armin!

(7:44) What happened? Did Levi personally apologize to you?

(7:44) No....

(7:45) He is still avoiding me. When I tried to wake up at six to secretly see him off, he immediately rushed out of the door. Now he goes to work at five. Which is ridiculous! I can't wake up at five!

(7:45) And Hange said he's no longer wearing glasses but he kept avoiding me. Which is weird.

(7:45) Maybe you should lay low for a while.

(7:46) Right.

(7:46) So what's with the 'Oh my god Armin?'

(7:46) Oh! Yes!

(7:46) You won't believe it Armin!

(7:46) Levi got me a cat!

(7:47) But didn't you tell me that he is against pets?

(7:47) I know! But I have a cat now!

(7:47) He left a note, he didn't apologize but he said that I'm in charge of naming her.

(7:47) I named her Cotton!

(7:47) Awwww.

(7:48) I know! I'll send you a pick now!

(7:48) No, I mean Levi.

(7:48) The 'awww' was not for Cotton?! How dare you!

(7:48) Cotton deserved all 'awww's in the world.

(7:49) I mean, Levi bend his own rules just to make you happy.

(7:49) ....

(7:50) You're right.... I guess I do exist on his world.

(7:50) It just means that Levi is not that cold as we think he is. Maybe he's bad at expressing it.

(7:50) Well, I did mention that he's cool. I guess I should thank him for having Cotton.

(7:50) Yes. You do that.

****

(9:03) Hey..

(9:04) Hey.

(9:04) So.... I named her Cotton.

(9:04) Thank god. I thought you'll name her rainbow clouds or some shits.

(9:05) Hey! I'm good at giving names!

(9:05) Anyway... Thanks.

(9:05) It's fine brat.

(9:05) And Levi... Thinking back... I'm glad I was set up in an arrange marriage. It is quite better than...

(9:06) I'm against with the dynamic system Eren. I'm really am but it will take years  to change one's mind set. That's just how the world works... For now.

(9:06) You really think that the world will change?

(9:07) Change is constant in this world brat.

(9:07) Wow. That's deep.

(9:07) So... How was work?

(9:08) I'm in the middle of a meeting.

(9:08) Oh, sorry.

(9:08) It's fine brat.

(9:08) So, your telling me that you're secretly texting under the table?

(9:09) Something like that.

(9:09) I already know that statistics of my company. Mr. Newbie here is talking too much about useless shit. I'm going to fire him after his report.

(9:09) What?! Don't fire him! You said he's only new!

(9:10) New and useless. I only hired him because his smart and had good educational background.

(9:10) Just give him a chance, you can't mold a hero in one day. Instead, give him constructive criticism and see if he improves on the next report. If he doesn't, then fire him.

(9:11) .... You're actually not bad brat.

(9:11) I'm secretly Batman.

(9:11) How could you be Batman? You had a night lamp on your room.

(9:11) I'm not scared of the dark! I just like the way... The night lamp... Glows.

(9:12) Sure. Brat. Sure.

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(12:03) I shouldn't have given him that cat.

(12:03) *You unblocked me?! Who are you?!*

(12:03) *What did you do to Levi?!*

(12:04) Shut up shitty glasses.

(12:04) *Okay. So you unblocked me. On your own free will, just to tell that me that you're jealous over a cat?*

(12:04) I'm not jealous over a cat.

(12:04) *...... Sure.*

(12:04) *So, what's up?*

(12:05) *Heard you got Eren a cat.*

(12:05) You mean that vicious feline? The biggest mistake of my life?

(12:05) *Vicious? Eren said she's the sweetest thing. *

(12:05) *He sent me photos. One thing I can say is, she's one lazy cat. And I don't think that's vicious.*

(12:05) Are you kidding me?! She's a devil!

(12:06) *Because Eren is no longer texting you? Because he is too preoccupied with the cat?*

(12:06) No.

(12:06) *Then why is Cotton 'vicious'?*

(12:06) She tends to walk in the house like a thief.

(12:07) *Dah. Cats had soft wittle feet. If you're not aware of your surroundings, you won't notice them walking around.*

(12:07) I think she's plotting something.

(12:07) *She's a cat Levi*

(12:07) An evil one.

(12:07) *Okay then. Let's just agree that she is plotting something.*

(12:08) *One night. Cotton will walk like a cat around the house, a wicked smile on her face, perfectly showing off her fangs. She reached your room. Because of her wittle paws, you didn't notice. Little did you know, Cotton dropped a pillow over your head and decided to lay her body on top. The next morning, Eren found Cotton and they both live happily ever after.*

(12:08) ........ I don't know what to say.

(12:09) *You're welcome!*

****

(12:10) Cats have nine lives right?

(12:11) I think that's a hoax Levi.

(12:11) Good.

(12:12) Wait. What are you planning?

(12:12) Nothing.

(12:13) You are not after Cotton are you?

(12:13) How did you know her name?

(12:13) Hange.

(12:13) Of fucking course.

(12:14) You are jealous over a cat.

(12:14) I'm not. That cat is vicious.

(12:15) Cotton is an adult cat. Adult cats tends to laz around the house and requires minimal play.

(12:16) You seems to know more about cats.

(12:16) I have a cat Levi.

(12:16) Huh.

(12:17) How could you forgot about Jell-O?

(12:17) Who?

(12:17) My cat! He can get inside a small jar with ease!

(12:18) Now I'm thinking that your cat is an octopus.

(12:18) Cats are liquid Levi.

(12:19) Goodbye Erwin.

****

(13:22) Levi! Cotton is missing!

(13:22) I've been looking all over for her!

(13:22) What am I going to do?!

(13:22) I only have her for a week and now I lost her!

(13:22) What have I done?!

(13:22) Levi I'm so sorry!

(13:23) Calm down brat.

(13:23) But! I've looked everywhere. And! and! and!

(13:23) Maybe she's inside the cotton box.

(13:23) Not funny Levi!

(13:24) No. I'm serious as you.

(13:24) Check the boxes.

(13:24) Okay.

(13:46) I found her!

(13:46) She's sleeping inside the empy fish bowl!

(13:46) How can I help her?

(13:47) Leave her be. Cats are liquid.

(13:47) It's impossible Levi! She's a fat cat!

(13:47) She's a ball of fur, Eren. Don't be fooled.

(13:49) Oh. She got out of her own.

(13:49) See?

(13:49) Oh god! Levi! You could have seen her!

(13:49) She got out easily!

(13:49) Like I said. Cats are liquid.

(13:54) And you're not texting me anymore.

(13:55) Whatever.

(13:56) If you did manage to kill your best friend Jean with your barehands, I won't defend you in court.

(13:57) Hey! I was just distracted!

(13:57) And seriously?! You won't defend me?!

(13:57) Cotton will defend you.

(13:57) She's a cat!

(13:57) No one can speak cat in court!

(13:58) Not my fault.

(13:58) What do you want then? I can give you comic books, just defend me on court!

(13:59) You're talking as if the situation will happened.

(13:59) You'll never know.

(13:59) I choke Jean in grade school, he was hospitalized.

(14:00) Shit.

(14:00) When he was presented as an Alpha. He's teasing is below the belt.

(14:00) My inner killer side is activated.

(14:01) I know I can kill him.

(14:01) But isn't he your best friend?

(14:01) That means I have his permission to kill him.

(14:02) So... That's how it works then. Not bad.

(14:02) Oh, no. Please don't kill Hange! She's a great person!

(14:02) Didn't I told you not to talk to her?

(14:02) But she kept asking about Cotton.

(14:02) How can I resist?!

(14:02) Wait. Are you really that worried that I'll dig some information about you?

(14:03) She's a witch.

(14:03) Don't worry, she didn't say anything bad about you.

(14:03) I doubted it.

(14:03) Okay, so I want to confirm something.

(14:04) Shot.

(14:04) So this bird came in my window.

(14:04) It said that Levi Ackerman once stabbed a person on his liver.

(14:04) Hmmm... Is this bird... Hange?

(14:04) No.

(14:04) It's a regular bird.

(14:05) Sure.

(14:05) Yes. It's true.

(14:05) Ultra sophisticated Levi Ackerman assulted someone?!

(14:05) I was not born with a silver spoon on my mouth brat.

(14:05) But! But you're Levi Ackerman! An Ackerman!

(14:05) Not until Kenny traced me and my mother on the slums.

(14:06) Oh.

(14:06) Yeah. Brat.

(14:06) Well. When I was young, I jumped out of my window to party with my friends.

(14:06) Before my uncle took me in, I usually fixed myself to look wealthy, entering  bars and clubs so I can get free drinks and food.

(14:06) No way!

(14:06) Yes way.

(14:06) I recalled a certain green eyed brat even gave me a lap dance.

(14:06) ..... Wait..

(14:07) Wait.

(14:08) WAIT!!!!

(14:08) I'm waiting brat.

(14:08) No! No! No! No! No! No! NO!!!!

(14:08) Took you long enough.

(14:09) And we're married for five months.

(14:09) But we only talk two weeks ago!

(14:09) Wait! Stop!

(14:09) Hold on! That was you?!

(14:10) Depends on your memory.

(14:10) Okay, I went to a club once in my life! I was presented then. My friends swore to protect so I risked escaping that night.  I remembered drinking and eating and then.....

(14:10) Wait.... how could you be sure that I'm that certain green eyed brat that gave you a lap dance?!

(14:10) I hate going to clubs and dress up but during that time, I need to eat and drink and I can't afford both. Titan club only welcomes selected Alphas since it's a club for Omegas. I knew the bouncer so I got in easily.

(14:11) I saw this brat on a certain table. His hair is a mess, and his big green eyes shows that it's his first time drinking or possibly breaking his parents rules. His scent tells that he's just present as well as how protective his circle of friends were.

(14:11) Oh my god!

(14:11) No stop! Don't say anymore!

(14:11) And that was really you?!

(14:12) I really want to break it to you on our first meeting but you seem to want to kill me during that time.

(14:12) Oh, shit. Sorry.

(14:12) I didn't recognized you at all!

(14:13) You look less... Grumpy.

(14:13) It was a long time ago brat.

(14:13) It was....

(14:13) Thanks, you save my stomach back then.

(14:14) No! Now I remember how I feed you! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

(14:14) I can't! I'm too embarrassed now!

(14:14) I'll jump on my window now. Tell Cotton I loved her!

(14:14) I'll send flowers.

(14:15) Goodbye Rivialle.

(14:15) Goodbye Eren.

(14:16) Wait...

(14:16) I didn't used a screen name?!

(14:16)That's what you told me.

(14:16) I thought that was your screen name.

(14:16) Imagine my surprise when we officially meet.

(14:17) I'm going to die!!!!

Chapter Text

(7:14) Brat are you awake?

(7:14) If so, go to the dining table. I left something there for you.

(7:35) I'm awake, I'm awake.

(7:36) Going to the dining table.

(7:36) Don't text me everything shitty brat.

(7:36) A present?

(7:36) Open it.

(7:37) Oh, wow.

(7:37) I'm happy to see the earrings but after seeing the suit...

(7:38) Relax brat it's not going to eat you.

(7:38) You're going to attend the soiree with me wither we both like it or not.

(7:38) But why?

(7:38) Blame fucking Kenny.

(7:39) He had this sick thinking that people maybe think our marriage is fake if we didn't go out and.... t... t.. talk to people.

(7:39) No.

(7:39) We have no choice brat. Our fuck names are in the list.

(7:40) It's so unfair!

(7:40) I feel you.

(7:40) I don't want to go out!

(7:41) You're not the only one.

(7:41) But you talk to people at work all day.

(7:42) I don't, brat, I simply glare everyone and the word that came out of my mouth at work is "you're fire".

(7:42) .... Wow.

(7:42) Try the suit at least. Tell me if it's uncomfortable and I'll send it back.

(7:42) Okay.

(7:43) And don't you dare change there in the dining room.

(7:43) But I'm the only one in the house.

(7:44) And the dining room is not a dressing room.

(7:44) But my room is upstairs.

(7:44) Fucking walk shitty brat.

(7:47) Brat?

(7:48) You're fucking changing in the dining room.

(7:50) I got it on.

(7:50) In the dining room?!

(7:50) Levi relax. I got the curtains drape.

(7:50) That's not the point here brat.

(7:51) Anyway! I'm wearing it now!

(7:51) Do you need a selfie?

(7:51) No. I'm in a meeting and Hange is here. She can smell a photo even if it's digital.

(7:51) Weird and what do we talk about texting under the table, in the middle of a meeting?

(7:51) I'm the fucking boss, no dares to tell me otherwise.

(7:52) You're not a good example Levi.

(7:52) If only they knew.

(7:52) So, how was it? Did I get the length of the pants right?

(7:52) The pants length's fine, it's a little tight on.... the backside...

(7:53) Fucking store.

(7:53) What?

(7:54) Did you know that when buying suits for Omega's they have separate sizes on the ass of the pants?

(7:54) Yeah?

(7:54) You know that?! Why didn't tell me?!

(7:54) I can't just tell you the size of my ass!

(7:54) I can't just randomly insert it on our text conversation like Hey, Levi. Guess what, this is the size of my ass, impressive right?

(7:55) You should have inserted it!

(7:55) I looked like an idiot in the fucking store!

(7:55) Hahaha!

(7:56) It's not fucking funny brat.

(7:56) I'm sorry! I can't help imagining the scene.

(7:56) Just fucking give me your size, I'll replace the damn thing.

(7:57) I didn't know that you like shopping that much.

(7:57) I don't. I just don't trust your fashion sense.

(7:57) Well, excuse me! My fashion sense is fine!

(7:58) A hoodie, ripped jeans and sneakers. Wow, nice fashion sense.

(7:58) It's called normal fashion. For the masses.

(7:58) Sure, but I still don't trust it.

(7:58) Try the earrings.

(7:59) Alright.

(8:01) Wow. I like the little gems.

(8:01) They're diamonds brat.

(8:02) Real diamonds?! Oh, wow.

(8:02) It's my first time seeing one.

(8:02) Also... There's more.

(8:03) More presents?! It feels like Christmas!

(8:03) Not for you idiot.

(8:03) :(

(8:03) It's the tiny box.

(8:03) I see it.

(8:05) Oh my God!

(8:05) Levi! I can't- this is just-

(8:05) It's just a fucking collar for the cat brat.

(8:05) I know but it got her name in it and a little bell!

(8:05) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you Levi!

(8:06) This is wonderful!

(8:06) I'm putting it on Cotton now!

(8:06) Sure, brat.

****

(11:17) What am I looking at brat?

(11:17) What?

(11:17) *Sigh* you're technically using my card kid which is linked to my phone.

(11:17) High heels?

(11:18) What are you plotting?

(11:18) Shit! I thought I can get away with this.

(11:18) This is all your fault!

(11:19) My fault? Ugh.

(11:19) I know, but you belittle my fashion sense, I must prove you wrong.

(11:19) Don't wear the fucking damn heels on the soiree.

(11:19) Don't worry I'm not planning to. My feet hurt.

(11:20) Good. I'm afraid you'll tower over me.

(11:20) Haha!

(11:20) I shouldn't say that.

(11:21) Wait no. I can see your expression when I'm with you in heels.

(11:21) The eyes that are ready to kill~

(11:21) I'm not killing anyone in the soiree...

(11:22) That depends.

(11:22) Unlike you, I'll defend you in court.

(11:23) Thanks, I decided to bring my knife.

(11:23) The ones in the display cases?

(11:23) Yeah. Pick one.

(11:23) Okay! This is fun!

****

(12:04) Well, any progress brat?

(12:04) I'm downing my choices to three.

(12:04) Did they all meet the criteria?

(12:05) Small enough to hide but sharp enough to pierce the skin. Lightweight and can fool the metal detector.

(12:05) Good job, you remember.

(12:05) I feel so evil planning this with you.

(12:06) So... What will I do in this soiree?

(12:06) Typically nothing. Just stay by my side.

(12:06) Like a trophy Omega. Yey.

(12:07) I can feel your sarcasm over here.

(12:07) We talk to people while holding a glass of wine.

(12:07) I can have wine?

(12:07) Sure.

(12:08) So, I'll just stay by your side and sip my wine in a wine glass while you talked to people.

(12:08) Yes. And don't speak if you weren't spoken to, if so, just do nonverbal gestures.

(12:08) Ugh, thanks for reminding me of my place in society.

(12:08) It's not my fault that society is fucked up Eren.

(12:08) I'm telling you this so we can avoid stupid dramas and go home early.

(12:09) We can go home early?

(12:09) Yes, brat. We can. Let's not draw attention to our selves.

(12:09) If one is no longer approaching us for a god damn small talk, we can leave.

(12:10) Okay. Deal.

****

(18:36) Levi?

(18:36) Levi?

(18:37) What?

(18:37) I... Did something bad...

(18:37) You ate the tarts.

(18:38) No! Not that but... How did you know that?

(18:38) They are missing in the fridge?

(18:38) Damn it!

(18:38) Is that all brat?

(18:39) No. This is not about the tarts.

(18:39) I went into your office.

(18:40) .....

(18:40) I was busy play with Cotton.

(18:40) Then her toy got under the door.

(18:41) I didn't realize it was your office until I was in.

(18:41) I saw the papers... You missed-looked the ones in June...

(18:42) Oh?

(18:42) I kinda... Fixed it.

(18:42) Eren.

(18:43) With a pencil!

(18:43) I didn't put much pressure on it, you can erase it and it'll leave without a trace!

(18:43) Okay! That's all Goodnight!

****

(19:12) Whaaaaaaa!

(19:12) What?! Is Cotton missing again?!

(19:12) No, Armin.

(19:13) I made the biggest mistake of my life!

(19:13) Whaaaaaaa!

(19:13) Okay, what happened?

(19:13) I was playing with Cotton and then her toy got under the door of Levi's office.

(19:14) I got a glance on the papers his working and noticed that he missed looking at some of the data.

(19:14) And I tried to fix it with a pencil.

(19:14) I broke Levi's trust!

(19:15) It's over!

(19:15) He'll turn into a tyrant and beat me!

(19:15) Hold on a second there!

(19:15) You're jumping to conclusions.

(19:16) I told him.

(19:16) ......

(19:17) Well, it's nice meeting you Eren.

(19:17) Whaaaaaaa!

(19:19) Oh no. He's home. I heard the front door open and closed!

(19:19) Don't worry.

(19:20) Somehow, I knew that your husband is different.

(19:20) How could you be sure?

(19:20) Well, you guys are texting.

(19:21) Yeah- omg! He texted me!

(19:21) He must have seen what I've done!

(19:21) Goodbye Eren.

(19:21) Noooooo!

****

(19:21) I see.

(19:22) You know what brat. You just solve my problem.

(19:22) Really?

(19:22) I've been looking over this for the past week.

(19:22) Didn't know I just need a pair of huge green eyes to help me.

(19:23) You're not... Mad?

(19:23) Mad? I'll be mad if you didn't leave your room right now and finished what you started.

(19:23) Levi....

(19:24) And eat this army of tarts, Erwin forced me to bring them.

(19:24) I'm coming!

Chapter Text

"Arrange marriage?" Eren echoed.

"Yes, with this we will be able to form a strong partnership as well as complying with the agreement," Grisha explains. It was a real shock to him to see his son acting so.... calm.

Eren was once a short tempered boy, he tends to pick fights, answers back rudely and always throws a tantrum. But it all stopped when the boy was introduce with music, Eren became calm, more relax and.... happy.

"Comply with the agreement?" Eren asks. "Wait, no. I get it. I just don't want to hear the long ass story. So, who am I going to marry?"

"Your Alpha will be the only heir of the Ackerman household. Levi Ackerman." It was still new for Grisha to see Eren so calm about a serious case like this and to think that the Omega is interested on his future mate.

"Levi Ackerman? The guy that is always on the cover of a magazine?" Eren gasps. He saw that guy and too be honest he had a face saying 'I'm so done with this shit' in all his pictures on the magazines.

Seeing his father nod at him, Eren continues. "When will we meet? Will I move with him when I turn 18?"

"We already arrange your first meeting which will be on Sunday and yes, you'll be married and will be moving with him when you turn 18 next week."

Wow, Eren thought. They will have their first meeting on Sunday and they will get married on his birthday which is on Monday. "Isn't this a bit too fast? You just inform me and then I'll meet my fiance on Sunday and get married on the following day. Is mom okay with this?"

"More like the question is, are you okay with this?" His son is more worried about his mother than him? Grisha is happy about Eren's positive vide but it was also unsettling.

"Ahhhhh..... Yeah?"

"You are not planning on killing me on your head right now?"

"What?! Why would I do that?! If I'll kill you who will buy my grand piano?!"

"You're not mad about this? Eren, your life will change forever."

"I don't know Dad. I have a feeling that nothing will change."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I'm not mad at all. I just thought maybe this is not a bad idea. It's like living with a room mate forever but then we might hate each other and learn to deal with each other until the end and live in harmony." Eren almost sang the end. "That's it! That's the last lyric!" Eren scribbles on his notebook.

Grisha decided to do a drug test on Eren, just in case the Omega is taking drugs.

"Hey, don't forget my piano. I want that slick black one." Eren pointed his pen at his father before returning back to his scribbling.

****

"Arrange marriage?" Levi ask without letting his eyes off the screen on his laptop.

"Yes, you are marrying-"

"Yeah, sure, sure. Now, get out." Levi said nodding and glaring at his laptop.

Kenny eyed him for a while before shrugging. "Okay," then he left the office.

When he heard the click of the door his fingers froze and his thoughts raced at the idea that he just agreed to marry a complete stranger. His thoughts came into a halt. "Nah, how bad can it be?"

The Alpha returns to his work.

****

"You agreed to get married? What about us?" Petra ask curiously.

"What about us?" Levi said, still focus on his laptop.

"I'm your girlfriend! Do I have to remind you all the time?!"

"And I kept reminding you before that I'll be a horrible boyfriend and yet here you are." Levi said flatly.

Petra sighs and sat next to Levi in the couch. "Are you going to treat your fiancé like the way you treat me?"

"Probably."

"I want to know him. What's his name?" Petra pulled out her phone and ready good pal google.

"Eren Yeager. Now shut up," Levi glared at the screen and harshly pressing the keyboard.

Petra rolled her eyes and proceed to searching Eren Yeager. "Ohhhhh, he is only turning 18! And he's a music freak. He still goes to school. He got these beautiful green eyes, messy brown hair and sun kissed skin......"

Petra searched more of the boys pictures, she smiled more and more when she browse continuously. "Levi, I have a preposition."

"Shut up."

"I'll get out of our back."

"Good."

"If you hand Eren Yeager to me," Petra giggled, choosing one of the boy's pictures before setting it as her wallpaper.

"No."

"What?! You don't care about your own girlfriend, how much more is your fiancé?!"

"No."

"Come on Levi! This is all I ask!" Petra exclaimed.

"No."

"Why?!"

"Because I need someone who can help me staple these documents with no mistakes." Levi glanced at the pile of files on the coffee table.

"I just made one mistake!!!"

"And it took you an hour to fix it."

"You're horrible! You just want an assistant even when your home!"

"Didn't I told you that in the first place?" Levi raise a brow at her.

It took Petra her everything to stopped herself from strangling her best friend-slash-boyfriend. She knew it was a risk to try to have a relationship with her best friend, but she was a dreamer and tried it anyway despite all the early warnings Levi gave her. Her dreams became a nightmare in the last 48 hours. She just hope that Levi's fiance won't end up like her.

****

"Grisha, it's always good to see you! My, is that Eren? He had grown a lot!"

The man with the cowboy hat jest at his father but Eren didn't care on anything the two Alphas conversation. His thoughts were racing wild, and it took him all his efforts not to show his panic.

His father was right, this arrangement can change his life forever. Why is he so blind and ignorant?! He knew he forgot something and he only remembers it when he set his foot in the fancy restaurant.

Today is the exclusive premier of the new Avengers.

Eren can feel his world crumbled down. He can't escape and he doubt that their dinner will take less than an hour. He can't make it, he will not make it. He save money by spending less for that fucken ticket and he can't even use it!

"Eren meet my nephew, Levi Ackerman."

"Huh?" Eren finally snapped at his trance and looked up at his fiance.

Who is currently busy with his phone.

Levi Ackerman was still on his business suite with his hair brushed up. His pale skin contrast well with his raven hair and black suite. His blue-gray eyes focused on his phone and his perfect brows furrows, clearly he doesn't like what he see in his phone.

"Levi." Kenny nudged the raven.

"What?!" He growls, his pheromones is like a spear. Eren almost want to hide behind his father but didn't because he caught a glimpse on Levi's phone when he snapped at his uncle.

The raven Alpha was browsing the cinema schedules of the new Avengers.

"Why don't we take a seat?" Grisha offered. "Maybe a little food can help us all."

Inside, Eren sat next to his fiance. Who still had no interest in talking to him and still busy with his phone.

The two old Alpha were talking about the arrangement and Eren is loosing his appetite when they moved on the topic about him getting pregnant with Alphas.

Eren took a peek at his fiance's phone. The raven Alpha is still browsing the wed for possible schedules. There was only one.

"Excuse me." Levi stood all the sudden and without acknowledging the older Alphas he went to the rest room.

Eren didn't think twice and followed him before excusing himself. His father and Kenny stared him when he entered the rest room.

"You think you boy will confront my nephew?" Kenny gave Grisha a worried look.

"I don't think so, I think he'll sneak out with Levi."

"What?! If they are secretly having a date then they should tell us about it." Kenny exclaimed.

"It's best if we leave them be. As far as I know today is the exclusive premier of the new Avengers."

"Ha! No wonder the boys looked like their worlds breaking down before them!" Kenny laughed not caring of the glares he got from the other diners.

Chapter Text

Levi is bold
Eren is normal
Hange is italic with **
Erwin is just italic
Armin is underlin

(11:08) So? How was the Soiree?"

(11:09) Don't make me start Armin.

(11:09) That bad?

(11:09) Worst than you can imagine. I was surrounded by plastic people.

(11:10) Well, that's showbiz.

(11:10) Ugh, how can those people sleep at night?

(11:10) No idea.

(11:10) But how was Levi? Did you guys talk?

(11:11) .... Hardly. More like never.

(11:11) How so?

(11:11) .... Ugh! Omega, Armin! Get it?!

(11:11) Wait, you're saying that you are not allowed to talk to your husband in public because you're an Omega?

(11:11) More like, don't talk if you are not spoken to.

(11:12) He said that to me before the Soiree... I didn't know it also applied to us...

(11:12) If that's the case then, Levi never converse with you during the Soiree?

(11:12) Yeah...

(11:12) Oh... I see...

(11:12) It was pretty awkward, he was just there standing, drinking his wine as if I didn't exist next to him!

(11:12) I can't believe I'm married to this guy!

(11:12) I thought our relationship had somehow... progress.

(11:12) But you helped him with his work right?

(11:13) I did then after that, nothing.

(11:13) He didn't give me additional work.

(11:13) Who am I kidding he was never home before the Soiree.

(11:14) Are you guys kept on exchanging text?

(11:14) I was waiting for him to text first but it never came.

(11:14) It seems like he was just putting up with me because I text him first!

(11:14) Alright, come down. Maybe he is busy. Try texting him, you know, just ask how was his day.

(11:14) Why am I always doing this?! If he wanted to at least get to know me, shouldn't he do something about it?!

(11:15) Okay, let's step back and relax. Breath in and out.

(11:15) I've been trying to be positive here Armin! Thinking that our marriage will somehow work! But I feel like I've been doing all the work!

(11:15) I think he is trying, he gave you Cotton. That's a step.

(11:15) His collegue Erwin Smith told him so!

(11:16) How could you be sure of that?

(11:16) Hange told me! Levi never cares!

(11:16) Calm down. Okay? Eren, listen to me. You need to get out of the house and get some fresh air.

(11:16) .... Yeah. Can you join me in the mall? Today?

(11:16) Eren, you don't know how much I wanted to join you but for now... I can't, I got a lot of topics to study.

(11:16) Of course...

(11:16) I'm sorry Eren. You know that I wanted to support you in every way right?

(11:17) Right. Okay, it's fine. Bye.

(11:17) Eren, I hope you understand. Maybe next weekend, I promise.

(11:19) Eren?

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(12:15) *So? How was the Soiree?*

(12:15) Horrible as ever.

(12:16) *Well, at least this time you had Eren!*

(12:16) .....

(12:16) *What's with all the dots?*

(12:17) *Levi, don't tell me that you never talked to Eren during the party?!*

(12:17) I was busy. There are so many plastics coming right at me for some fucking small talks.

(12:17) *But still! Be honest for once with me!*

(12:17) *Just once!*

(12:18) *Now tell me, why are you so shy around Eren?*

(12:20) I'm not shy.

(12:20) *Dammit Levi!*

(12:21) *Levi?*

(12:21) *LEVI!*

(12:30) *You can't deny forever!*

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(12:45) And so, Hange sent me a message.

(12:46) What now?

(12:46) You know, Eren needed you in the Soiree.

(12:46) Perhaps it will make him feel better that you are also trying to make your marriage work.

(12:46) What do you know eyebrows?

(12:47) I was there Levi.

(12:47) I can tell that Eren is patiently waiting for you to talk to him. But after an hour, you should have seen how chest-fallen he looked like. Pitiful even!

(12:48) Look, just try a little. Start with a simple "Good morning".

(12:49) Levi?

(12:49) Levi?

(12:50) If you're not replying, I'll go right there in your office.

(12:51) I fucking get it already, now shut the fuck up!

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At exactly 4:30, the piercing sound of Eren's alarm clocked filled the room.

Eren groaned, blinking several times he wiped the dried tears with the back of his hand. He had been crying himself to sleep but that is not new. But it helps him pull back the positive mentally he had.

Looking up the clock, he recalled planning to see Levi before he goes to work but the Omega silenced the clock. Still upset with his Alpha.

"Meow."

"Hey," Eren sat up as Cotton jumped to his bed, grouchy due to the alarm clock. The feline stretched first before curling up to Eren's lap. Running his fingers on the cat's white soft fur, Eren frowned. Remembering what Armin had told him. 

"Maybe... Levi's trying," He echoed as he continued to pet the cat that had moved to settle on his lap. Then guilt tapped in his heart when he realized what he'd done to his friend. "I should apologize."

Reaching for his phone. He sent a quick message.

(4:31) Hey, Armin?

(4:31) Sorry about yesterday. I was being a jerk again. I understand why you can't come.

(4:32) I've reflected and decided to try and text Levi or something.

(4:32) Text me back soon once you are awake.

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Setting his phone down, Eren decided to stop mopping and make himself some cookies. Carefully taking the cat off his lap, Eren dresses up with a simple v-neck shirt and some jogging pants.

Running down the stairs, Eren paused at the last three steps when he saw Levi opening the front door. The raven Alpha was in his usual black suit, undercut clear as ever, and glasses.

Eren froze insight.

Levi noticed his presence and turn to stare at him. Blue-gray eyes critically stared at Eren from top to bottom. The frown on his face got deeper.

"H-Hi!" Eren squeaked. Straightening his back stiffly like a rookie soldier who got caught doing nonsense by a commander.

"Good morning."

Green eyes were blown wide at his husband's greeting. Did Levi just... spoke to him?! Eren felt his heart race and his mind blank. 

Come on Yeager think! Say something back!

"G-good morning!" Eren finally said back, stuttering.

Levi groans and leaves the house. Before the door closed, Eren raced towards it. Opening it wide, the brunette was his Alpha about to enter into the slick black car that is waiting for him.

"Bye! Good luck with work!" Eren almost shouted as he waves his hand up high.

Levi ignored him and went inside the passenger seat. But Eren didn't miss how Levi slightly glance at him before entering. As the car drove away, Eren was left smiling at the entrance. 

"Cookies..." Eren thought. "More like, I'll bake a cake!"

Chapter Text

Levi is bold
Eren is normal
Hange is italic with **
Erwin is just italic
Armin is underline

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(12:05) I made a mistake.

(12:06) No, you didn't. I checked all the files you sent me, they are all good.

(12:06) Not that, you dipshit!

(12:06) Whoa, calm down!

(12:07) Sorry...

(12:07) What's up with you now? I thought you and Eren were okay.

(12:07) We are, and that's the problem.

(12:08) What? Why would that be the problem?

(12:09) Shit, that fucking brat he.... ugh...

(12:09) I'm listening.

(12:10) He... he sent me a lunchbox.

(12:10) Really? How can that be bad? Home cook meals are the best!

(12:11) That's the thing, Erwin.

(12:11) Care to elaborate?

(12:11) Eren's cooking is ... bad...

(12:12) Oh...

(12:12) Oh, I see... how bad are we talking about?

(12:13) So bad! I mean, it looked delicious- it smelled divine even. When my driver handed it to me, he even commented that it smells good and expected that it'll taste wonderful but when I

(12:14) Levi?

(12:15) Levi? Are you okay?

(12:16) Levi!?

(12:20) Hange, I'm in a restaurant right now and I want you to go and check Levi. I tried to call him but he didn't pick up.

(12:20) *You're in luck, my eyebrow friend! I'm with grumpy-shorty right now with Petra. She's patting his back while he pukes all his guts in the toilet!*

(12:21) Shit, that bad?!

(12:21) *I don't blame Levi though, the lunchbox that Eren made looked delicious.*

(12:21) *It got octopus sausages, brown rice that was shaped like a bear, star-cut carrots and the chicken breast was cut like french fries!*

(12:21) Hange, get Levi to the hospital. He can take the rest of the day off.

(12:22) *I tried to drag him 5 minutes ago but he kicked me in the stomach. Our shorty boy doesn't even want to go to the clinic!*

(12:22) It could be food poisoning!

(12:23) Hange?

(12:24) Hange?!

(12:26) *I'm back! Levi's okay now but he refused to take a day off.*

(12:26) What is wrong with him?! I'm going back to the office now.

(12:26) *He said that he doesn't want Eren to know he got sick because of the lunchbox.*

(12:26) Oh.

(12:26) *Oh, indeed*

(13:28) Armin! I did a thing!

(13:29) Oh! I wonder what Levi will say! I can't wait!

(13:29) What's going on? Tell me.

(13:29) I would love to.

(13:29) Okay, remember when I told you that Levi greeted me before he went to work?

(13:29) Yeah, I can feel your happiness over the phone that day.

(13:30) Shut up. Okay, so it became a routine.

(13:30) I don't have to wake up early to catch him. He doesn't avoid me anymore!

(13:30) That's wonderful, Eren.

(13:30) Right?!

(13:30) Today, I've decided to cook and prepared him a lunchbox!

(13:30) Wow, that's really nice Eren... um, no offense but Eren you can't cook.

(13:31) Not anymore! I got high-speed internet here and millions of cooking tutorials on Ytube!

(13:31) That's great Eren.

(13:31) I made him one of those adorable Japanese-style bento boxes with cute characters and all. I'll send you a pic.

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(13:32) Wow, Eren. Did you made this? I'm impressed.

(13:33) Right?!

(13:33) I'm currently planning his lunchbox for tomorrow!

(13:33) Oh, um... Eren, why don't you tell Levi first?

(13:33) What do you mean?

(13:34) I don't know maybe he had days where he is going to eat lunch with business partners and kinds of stuff.

(13:34) But wouldn't it be great if he eats my lunch boxes?!

(13:34) It is far better than any restaurant out there!

(13:34) Levi's driver told me so!

(13:35) Did he tasted it?

(13:35) No, but he smells it! And told me that he bet it will be delicious!

(13:35) I.... see. Okay, you're doing great Eren but I highly suggest that you should ask Levi first if he wanted you to prepare him a lunchbox.

(13:35) I don't understand why you keep pushing it but... fine.

(13:36) It's the polite thing to do Eren. Also, ask Levi if he is allergic to anything.

(13:36) Oh shit! You're right! Armin, you're a genius! I almost forgot about that.

(13:37) Glad I can help.

(18:04) *Hey honey-munchin!*

(18:04) Hi, Hange. What can I do for you?

(18:04) *Oh! You're so sweet as ever Eren!*

(18:04) *Listen! I saw the lunchbox that you prepared for Levi! It's really beautiful and appetizing!*

(18:05) Aw! Thank you! Did Levi finished it?

(18:05) *Of course, he did! He loved it! But be aware that he won't admit it!*

(18:05) Hahaha, typical Levi.

(18:05) *Okay, so last time I joined this raffle and I won a one-week basic bento preparation and cooking workshop! And I figured that I should give this to you!*

(18:05) Wow, Hange that's great but you won that. I can't just take it.

(18:06) *Nonsense! I insist! Your skills in cooking will skyrocket after this workshop! And the trainer is a Japanese chef, specializing in the art of bento boxes!*

(18:06) Wow, that's amazing! Okay! I'll gladly accept it! Thank you Hange!

(18:06) *Anytime Eren, anytime ♥*

(18:07) *Operation get Eren to learn how to cook edible food is going well, guys!*

(18:07) *There, I send you guys the screenshot of our conversation as proof of my awesome work!*

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(18:08) You told him that I finished the lunch box?!

(18:08) Hange, you fucking retard!

(18:08) Okay, let's calm down for a minute. Hange you did well and Levi, be grateful.

(18:08) That ticket cost half of your salary for this month. That chef is famous and had almost a hundred restaurants around the world. My assistant went out of his way to get you a ticket.

(18:08) Yeah, yeah, thank you very much eyebrows.

(18:09) But what am I going to do with the leftovers?!

(18:09) I can't just throw it. It's food.

(18:09) *....*

(18:09) .....

(18:10) Fuck! I can already tell that Eren will be right at the door waiting for me and expecting me to hand over an empty lunch box!

(18:10) Okay, calm down. Don't go home yet.

(18:10) Do you think I'm not doing it now? We're parking meters away from the house. Eren hadn't text me though, that's a relief.

(18:11) *Feed it to a bear!*

(18:11) And where the fuck do find a bear in the middle of the city?!

(18:11) Levi, that food is not safe for anyone to eat. You must dispose of it properly.

(18:11) I can't throw out food!

(18:11) *Aw, Levi doesn't want to throw away the lunch box that his Omega made for him!*

(18:11) *I'm squealing right now if you can't tell.*

(18:11) Shut the fuck up, four eyes. I simply appreciate it when people took the time and effort to make things. And clearly, the lunch box that the brat made is full of hard work despite that it tastes like shit.

(18:11) I'm not throwing it.

(18:11) *Levi, you're such a sap.*

(18:11) Hange, I'll drive right there and strangle you to death if I must!

(18:11) *But you can't honey! You need to hide those leftovers somehow.*

(18:11) Hange's right. You don't have to throw it away, maybe you can just recycle it?

(18:12) Recycle?

(18:12) Some leftovers were excellent fertilizers for plants.

(18:12) Hmmm... Guess you are right.

(18:13) *I just looked it up and yes, some food are excellent for culturing types of worms. This results in better soil.*

(18:13) There you go Levi, use it as fertilizer.

(18:14) I did it.

(18:14) *Oh, did you bury it in the garden?*

(18:15) Who said about burying? I just tossed it out of my window. There are plants on the side where we parked.

(18:15) Levi....

(18:15) *Oh, Levi...*

(18:16) What?! It's fertilizer now!

(18:16) *Okay, sure. Now go home to your precious Omega, you sap!*

(18:16) Nope, I have other plans.

(18:16) *What?! But you said Eren is waiting for you!*

(18:17) Hange put your phone down and leave your house now.

(18:17) *What? Why is that?*

(18:19) Just do what I said!

(18:21) *Sorry Erwin but I'm busy watching my favorite YTubers on YTube while I talk with you guys. I don't have time to watch, text, and pack my things to leave at the same time!*

(18:21) No, Hange listen to me!

(18:25) *Oh, someone is at the door! Hold on, guys! I'll be right back!*

(18:25) RIP Hange. We'll always remember you.

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(10:09) I'm the best!

(10:09) Hurray for me! Thank you, thank you! Please, stop the applause! You're making me blush.

(10:09) What now, brat?

(10:09) Well, the management of the subdivision came over this morning.

(10:09) The management? What the fuck do they want?

(10:10) I had no idea. I was surprised to see them too.

(10:10) Just spit it out brat, I'm currently in an important meeting.

(10:10) Okay, okay.

(10:10) They accused you of littering.

(10:11) I can tell that you're probably busy to reply but I hope you read this because I settled the conflict in my own hands! Bwahaha!

(10:12) Okay, so I was trying to remaster my cooking after that wonderful and amazing workshop when someone rang the doorbell.

(10:12) I thought it was Armin visiting me, so imagine my surprise and disappointment when I saw them. Of course, I let them in, offered them cookies and tea. And then they told me that they saw you in the surveillance camera, littering!

(10:12) I stared at them like- are you fucking kidding me?! And told them that there's no way my husband would litter! He's a clean freak, he's crazy about cleanliness and orderliness. Believe me, I know, because I live with him!

(10:12) And they were all shaking their heads like a bunch of snobs. They kept pressing that it was you and I was like. HELL NO!

(10:12) After that, they showed me the surveillance footage. It looked like it was your business car but with the camera angle and dim lighting, the plate number was not clear. I watched it until the end and the asshole did litter but I couldn't see the person who threw bits of shit on the sidewalk. But I'm sure it was not you because the car drove out of the subdivision after that. If it was you then, you could drove straight home after littering!

(10:13) I laughed at their faces! I told them that they must have mistaken the car for someone else. I told them that you came home late and dead tired from work. But those bitches kept pressing that it was you who littered!

(10:13) Then I figured that maybe one of your business partners wanted to give you a bad image! They bought the same car, parked near the house, and littered! It made sense!

(10:13) What do they want?

(10:13) Huh?

(10:13) The management. What do they want?

(10:14) Ah, they wanted to charge us a fee and community service. They said that our servants could do the community service on our behalf.

(10:14) Then I said: WE DON'T HAVE SERVANTS EXCEPT, FOR ELD, OUR DRIVER, BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS A CLEAN FREAK AND NONE OF THE MAIDS IN THE COUNTRY CAN REACH HIS STANDARDS!

(10:14) I was so angry then! I told them that they better investigate this further and come back if they had concrete evidence to prove that it was you but until then, I kicked them out of the house.

(10:15) I win, I defended my husband. Thank you, thank you!

(10:15) Levi?

(10:16) Oh, you must be busy now. Be sure to read the rest of my text and text me back later when your meeting is over!

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(10:17) *Oh! What is this?! A screenshot of Levi and Eren's recent text conversation?! Oh! This is going to be good!*

(10:17) Levi, we're both in a middle of a meeting. Is this more important than the status of our company?

(10:17) Idiots! Just fucking read it!

(10:18) Hmmm.

(10:18) *OMG! Levi! He defended you!*

(10:18) I gotta say.

(10:18) Levi Ackerman. You're one lucky bastard.

(10:19) Fucking shit.

(10:19) *And Levi, I gotta say this now too!*

(10:19) *If you dare hurt Eren, I'll sedate you, drag you to my underground lab and poke your brain until you can't function like a normal!*

(10:19) There's no fucking way I'm hurting the brat. I may be an asshole but I'm not like my uncle.

(10:20) Shit, I have to go to the management myself, pay the fucking fee and make sure they won't tell Eren about it.

(10:20) *Now?*

(10:20) Hmmm... Yeah. Why not.

(10:21) Stay right where you are Ackerman! The meeting's not finished yet!

(10:21) I know, that's why I'll leave it all to you, Erwin. Thanks a million.

(10:22) *Wait, did Levi actually left in the middle of an important meeting?!*

(10:22) *Oh, it's okay Erwin! I can hear you sighing from over here in my office!*

(10:23) He... really likes Eren. He excused himself, nodded at me, and left. Leaving us all gaping at him. I thought he wasn't serious!

(10:23) *Sighs, he hates to admit it but Eren's in his top of priority.*

(10:23) *I'll keep texting him for now! Good luck with the meeting Erwin!*

(10:23) Sigh.

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(10:25) *So what's the plan?*

(10:25) Go to the management, pay, shut them up and go back to work.

(10:26) *Right, great plan.*

(10:26) *I have to say, you cared about Eren.*

(10:26) *Wait! Don't block me yet! Hear me out!*

(10:27) *Levi, yesterday. You littered.*

(10:27) *Do you know what that means?*

(10:27) I'm an asshole to the environment as well as to humanity.

(10:27) *Um, yeah. But what I'm trying to say is, you forgot about your OCD because you were desperate to show Eren that you finished the lunch box he made!*

(10:28) *And now, you left in a middle of an important meeting just to cover it up!*

(10:28) *The Levi I knew before would never do such things!*

(10:28) *He'll tell Eren to shut up when he first texted and blocked him immediately. He'll blatantly say that the lunchbox was fucking gross, no one could eat it and live to tell the tale!*

(10:29) *I hope you realize something with this. You can't deny that forever. You genuinely like Eren!*

(10:30) I'm blocking you.

(10:30) *Eren wanted to make his marriage with you work. He wanted to stand beside you as his husband, not just a trophy Omega. You should start doing your part, Levi.*

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(14:25) Hey, brat.

(14:26) Huh? What is it? I'm cooking.

(14:26) You want our marriage to work out?

(14:27) What? Where's this coming from?

(14:27) Just answer the fucking question.

(14:28) Um, yeah. Of course. I mean, we are married.

(14:28) Then let's start with trust, along with honesty.

(14:28) Ah, okay?

(14:29) I was the one who littered and it was my car on the surveillance footage.

(14:29) What?! You littered?! Why?! How?! You're capable of doing that?!

(14:30) It was your damn lunchbox! It tasted like shit! I vomited it after my first few bites!

(14:30) But... but you came home with an empty lunchbox...

(14:30) I threw the leftovers off the sidewalk, it didn't fucking landed on the plants at the side.

(14:31) Ugh, fuck this.

(14:32) You monster! I thought...

(14:33) Yeah, yeah, this marriage is working out fine. This is a great idea.

(14:34) You sarcastic prick! Ugh! Why am I married to you?! I even defended you from the management! Shit! I wish my lunchbox had killed you! You asshole!

(14:34) But after you took that cooking class. It's not that bad anymore.

(14:34) Wait... Did you and Hange planned that out?! You set me up?!

(14:35) Eren, your cooking sucks back then! You needed serious help!

(14:36) I don't care! I'm not cooking or talking to you anymore! Goodbye!

[Block]

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(14:45) Hey, Levi what's going on in there?

(14:45) Your secretary, Petra, was it? She called me for help, saying that you bolted your office door.

(14:48) Levi, open the door now! Or at least accept my call. I'm here to hear you out, okay?

(14:48) Also, Hange's here too. We're here for you.

(14:49) Did you just fucking smashed your computer in there?!

(14:50) Levi, I had the guards here with me and we'll break down your door if you don't answer my call now!

(Ring-)

(Levi! Finally, you picked up!)

(Ugh.)

(Hey, what wrong? Tell me. Hange's with me and she thinks she's responsible. She wanted to talk to you.)

(I'm the worst.)

(Did something happened with Eren?)

(It was not his fault.)

(*Hey, Levi.*)

(*Look, I know that I have something to do with this. I'm sorry. Please let us help you.*)

(Nothing could help me Hange. Nothing.)

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(18:08) Hmmm.

(18:08) First things, first. Are you okay, Eren?

(18:08) Of course, not! Do you think I'll be okay after Levi lied to me?! He threw the lunch box I made on the sidewalk! But...

(18:08) I'm sorry about that Eren.

(18:08) But he said that your cooking improved. Therefore, he'd been eating the lunchbox you prepared for him after the first one.

(18:08) I know...

(18:08) And he didn't want to hurt you, that's why he teamed up with Hange for that cooking workshop. Also, note that Levi mentioned he took a few bites on your first lunchbox. Eren, he tried to eat it.

(18:08) I know...

(18:09) And he also wanted to make your marriage work. The way he said it wasn't the best way but the thought counts.

(18:09) I know...

(18:09) He was trying to be honest with you.

(18:09) I know...

(18:10) Are you going to unblock him now?

(18:10) I... I don't know what to say.

(18:10) I figured that he'll be annoyed. After blocking him, I played with Cotton and that cooled off my head. Then, I realized that I was being a total brat. I feel awful.

(18:10) Look, I don't blame you for getting angry, it was understandable. But we both knew that you couldn't cook. Remember what happened last time? Our little bake sale?

(18:11) I know! But I thought... ugh.

(18:11) Now, don't be so down. Levi said you had improved.

(18:11) Then, what am I supposed to say? I'm not apologizing!

(18:12) It's okay, you can just be honest with him in return. Tell him that you were hurt when you found out that he threw the lunchbox you made.

(18:12) Okay, I'll do that.

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(20:04) Armin. He didn't reply and I think he's not coming home too.

(20:04) Maybe he had an emergency meeting?

(20:04) Yeah, maybe.

(20:04) You should get some rest, Eren. I'm sure that things will be okay by tomorrow.

(20:05) I hope so too.

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(07:25) Armin? Are you busy?

(07:25) Good morning. Nope, I just finished breakfast. So, what did Levi say?

(07:25) He still hasn't reply and he didn't come home.

(07:25) Oh.

(07:27) Confirmed. I just peeked into his bedroom and office. Not a trace of Levi.

(07:26) He hates me.

(07:26) No, Eren. Don't say that yet.

(07:26) Then why wouldn't he replyed to my texts?! Or even bother to come home?!

(07:27) Calm down. Have you contacted his friends? Hange was it?

(07:27) Oh, yeah. Not yet, I'll text her and then Erwin.

(07:27) I'll be here to hear you out after okay?

(07:27) Thanks, Armin. You're the best.

(07:27) Anything just for you Eren.

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(07:29) Good morning, Hange. I was wondering if Levi's okay? He hadn't come home last night and hadn't reply to my texts.

(07:30) *Eren! My sugar plum! I'm so sorry I haven't informed you about what happened! We are currently busy airing out the whole floor because of yesterday's fiasco!*

(07:30) What? What do you mean?

(07:32) *After Levi went to the management of the subdivision to pay the fee, he came back in rage and he bolted his door. Of course, everyone was worried. We heard objects being thrown and smashed in his office.*

(07:32) He's... mad?

(07:32) *Yes, but not really. He was in rut.*

(07:32) WHAT?!

(07:32) *Yeah, that was so scary. We didn't know. I mean, we managed to call him and he didn't sound any different. So, we went on forcing his door open. That was a mistake...*

(07:33) *When the doors opened, he was feral and went straight to attack every Alpha on the floor.*

(07:33) Oh my god!

(07:33) *It's okay don't worry! Erwin and few guards dragged him out safely. Though the scent of rage filled the floor and every employee was cowering in fear.*

(07:34) Oh, no. This is all my fault!

(07:34) *Oh, Eren, honey, don't blame yourself. I think Levi was trying to take his suppressant but when we forced the door open, that startled him. It was a natural reaction.*

(07:34) No, it was my fault! Levi and I fought yesterday. He admitted that he threw the lunch box that I made for him a few days back. I got mad and blocked him. Oh, no...

(07:35) *Hey! Hey! Calm down. Inhale, exhale. Listen, you have the right to be angry after hearing that. I would too if my honey bunch threw away the lunch I made for him. Levi was annoyed but I'm sure it was not because of you, I could tell that he was annoyed by himself.*

(07:35) But... I'm supposed to be his Omega. I should know his rut cycle. I'm the worst...

(07:35) *Come on, Eren. Don't drag yourself to the pit. Levi needs you right now, why not fix him something to eat? I'm sure that he'll appreciate that.*

(07:35) But my cooking might be bad...

(07:36) *Eren, honey, your cooking was no longer that bad. I've been stealing a few bites from Levi's lunchbox last time!*

(07:36) Really? Then, I guess I should visit him. Is he in a facility?

(07:36) *Yep, he's currently in Rose Cycle Facility.*

(07:36) Thanks, Hange.

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(Ring---)

(Hello?! Levi?! Are you okay?!)

(Ugh, not so loud, brat.)

(Oh, sorry, sorry. I'm packing up with food and extra clothes for you. I'm going to Rose Cycle Facility right now.)

(You finally unblocked me.)

(Yes... Levi, um... I just want to tell you that I was upset to know that you threw the lunch box that I've prepared for you-)

(Eren.)

(Y-Yes?)

(I want a puppy.)

(W-What?! A puppy?)

(Puppies are cute. Corgies and border collies...)

(Levi, how many suppressants did you took?!)

(I demanded a higher dose from the nurse. He gave me some after an hour later. He said that there will be mild side effects. I think he was lying, I don't feel anything unusual...)

(I see. But are you feeling better? I'm in the car right now. Eld's driving me.)

(I want a St. Bernard.)

(A what?)

(I want a puppy.)

(Pfft! I mean... Ahhh, are you sure?)

(I wanted smaller breeds but I also wanted bigger breeds. Fuck, why is this so hard?!)

(Whoa, easy there. Calm down.)

(Easy for you to say! You have a cat while I have nothing!)

(Okay, okay. So, you want a puppy? Are you sure about that Levi?)

(Yes.)

(Shit, you sounded so dead serious. I'm not sure what to do.)

(Could you get me some ice cream?)

(Um, ah. Sure.)

(Wrapped it up and when the nurse asks, tell them it was just a food container.)

(Levi, what's going on?)

(Come on, Omega. Help me out here. The fucking nurse won't allow me to eat ice cream. He's a monster.)

(Alpha, I think we should listen to the nurse.)

(The fuck?! You fucking dare opposed me?!)

(Yes. I. Am!)

(Then you are no different than that nurse! You fucking monster.)

(Sigh.)

(*mumble* brat, *mumble*, *mumble*)

(Oh, dear.*Pfft! Hahaha!*)

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Eren walked quickly into the Facility. Hands full with all the things that Levi needed and wanted. He'd been to Rose Cycle before, he usually spends his heats here since they offered the best services.

Soundproof walls, rooms had their own bathrooms, nurses on call, and most of all, clean. The downside was the food, it was similar to the ones served in hospitals.

Eren stopped at the door with number 104th. He was not shocked that Levi took the most expensive room in the facility. The room the Alpha chose was like an apartment, with a living room, bedroom, a dining area, a kitchen, and two bathrooms.

Taking a deep breath, Eren took his key card and swiped the door open. He was greeted with the mild scent of rut but Levi's natural black tea and sandalwood musk were potent.

Eren stood frozen as he watched Levi. His mate had his back on him while cleaned the window. His office clothes were wrinkled, his hair was disarrayed and he had his glasses on.

Eren was gaping now. There's something about Levi's look that sparked something in him. The raven Alpha looked stunning as ever in his usual clean outfit but something was appealing about Levi's messy look.

Eren shook his head. He figured it was the mild lingering scent of Levi's rut in the room that caused him to think that way. It was not like the brunette Omega was a virgin, he had sex before with Levi to seal the bond after their wedding but Eren was dazed in heat and didn't remember anything except for the pain in his lower half and the stung on his nape afterward. They didn't engage in such activities then, they were both in suppressant and only now Levi neglected to take his.

With his head out of the cloud, Eren knocked on the door to grab the raven's attention.

Levi snapped his head towards him. Blue-stormy eyes glared at Eren behind his glasses.

Eren gulped. "Hey, you okay? I bought some food and don't worry, I asked Eld to be my taste tester. I promise it's good. Also, I bought you clothes."

He moved to the dining table and set his bags of food and clothes while he put the other that he was carrying on the floor.

Levi stared at him, his glare never leaving Eren's form. He was not moving an inch on his spot.

"What do you want to eat?" Eren asked gently as he took the food items out of the bags. The nurses had warned him that his Alpha's aggressiveness skyrockets due to the side effects of the heavy dose he took. So, Eren had to approach the raven slowly and calmly.

Levi's eyes shifted on the pile of food that on the dining. "You didn't buy me ice cream." He growled.

Eren sighed while he pushed down his smile. They said that Levi was aggressive but maybe only towards other people? Sure, the raven Alpha was glaring at him but it was because of ice cream. "Levi, the nurse explained to me that eating ice cream will nullify your suppressant."

Levi turned away and wiped the window with force. "You monster," he whispered as he glared at his own reflection on the glass.

Eren mustered all his strength, not the laugh. This side of his husband was just too precious.

The brunette knelt to reach for his surprise. He gently took the living fur ball and slowly approached the raven by the window.

Levi was so focused on wiping the window that he didn't notice Eren hovering the furball near his ear. Then the innocent one licked Levi's ear.

Levi jolted, turning to snap his jaws at Eren but was paused half-way when his blue-stormy eyes landed on the fat St. Bernard puppy on the brunette's arms.

Eren was beaming as he gently passed the pup on Levi's arms. "What are you going to name him?"

"Captain," Levi replied without a single beat.

"Captain, I like that." Eren bit his lower lip to stop himself from squealing as he petted the pup.

Levi held the pup in his arms then he switched his gaze to his mate. "Eren."

"Y-Yeah?" Eren stuttered. Even with the adorable puppy in his arms, Levi looked dead serious and menacing.

"I hate Cotton," he blurted.

Eren gaped at him. His eyes shifted to Levi then to Captian and back to his mate again. It all made sense. "That's why you wanted a dog?!"

"Yes." Levi raised Captian and rested his forehead on the pup. "Captain, do me a favor and kill Cotton for me when we get home." He cooed at the innocent puppy, then Captain licked the raven's nose. Levi grimaced. "Disgusting but you're cute."

Eren couldn't help it. He burst out laughing. "Oh, my God! Levi Ackerman! You're impossible!"

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Eren is normal
Levi is bold
Erwin is italics
Mikasa is bold and underline

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(09:14) Fuck this, just fucking fuck this!

(09:15) What's gotten into you lately? And so early in the morning. You just had your rut and then you turned into a blushing, cursing, and fidgetting mess! It didn't help because every employee is still edgy after what happened.

(09:15) My rut had nothing to do with this! And couldn't you move on?! That was two weeks ago!

(09:15) Sorry, I just love teasing you. Remember the last time in uni? You growled at every teacher you met even when you were in suppressant!

(09:15) Shut the fuck up!

(09:16) Why did I even reach to you? I could have texted Hange... shit that's worst.

(09:16) Okay, what's wrong?

(09:16) Eren's been shopping lately.

(09:16) Oh, yeah. I remember you got a dog. What was his name again?

(09:17) Captian. He failed me though, he became best friends with that devil feline.

(09:17) Awww! That's so nice! I couldn't get Jell-O and Parfait to get along at all! How did you do it?

(09:17) I don't fucking know! And that's not the reason why- you said and I quote "Turned into a blushing, cursing, and fidgetting mess!"

(09:17) Okay, sorry. Please continue, I am, after all your best friend.

(09:17) You fucker! Shut up before Hange hears you!

(09:18) I'm Levi's best friend~

(09:18) Did you and Hange had another "who's best friend" argument? Ugh.

(09:18) She started it.

(09:18) Ugh. Not this again.

(09:19) But, I am your best friend, right? Right?

(09:19) Right. Now, shut the fuck and listen like a good best friend.

(09:19) Okay, Eren's been shopping lately. Go on.

(09:20) Yes, he's been buying Captain some dog stuff and some DIY kits for a dog house and playing stuff. Nothing unusual until this morning.

(09:20) Nodding. Nodding.

(09:20) He started buying costumes.

(09:21) Costumes? Maybe he's attending a costume party? But it's not Halloween yet?

(09:21) Not that kind of costume! The

(09:21) Ugh.

(09:21) Fuck, I couldn't even type it!

(09:21) Just give me one or two words.

(09:21) Uniform.

(09:22) I see. Military?

(09:22) No. Yes. I don't know! There's some lace!

(09:22) And almost to nothing fabric. Like what the fuck?! How could something that had less fabric cost so much?!

(09:22) I know what's going on now. Eren's been shopping lingeries especially, the military-themed ones?

(09:22) Yes. Fuck this.

(09:23) So, that's what got you all worked up. Couldn't blame you, I sometimes imagine my crush in sexy military lingerie.

(09:23) You're not helping!

(09:23) What do you want me to say? Did Eren spend time with you while you were in Wall Rose Cycle facility?

(09:24) Yeah, he bought the dog then. Nothing happened.

(09:24) Hm?

(09:24) I swear! I'm not like my uncle!

(09:24) Levi, the only way for you to sort this out is to ask Eren.

(09:25) Ah, shit.

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(12:00) Eren.

(12:09) Holy cow! I swear it wasn't me!

(12:09) What?

(12:09) Um, this Alpha lady came in. Mikasa was her name? She's said that she's your cousin?

(12:10) The fuck she doing here?

(12:10) So, she is your cousin?

(12:10) Yes. She lived in Japan but we spend most of our teen years together under Kenny. When Kenny picked me to be the successor of his business, Mikasa went home to Japan.

(12:10) She didn't even texted or call me that she was coming. I should have informed you.

(12:11) Well, she said that she wanted to surprise you.

(12:11) Ah, shit. Where is she now?

(12:11) She took Captain and Cotton to the vet for me.

(12:12) Oh. Okay.

(12:12) Yeah.

(12:12) Yeah.

(12:12) Um.

(12:13) Hm?

(12:13) You probably saw.

(12:13) I did.

(12:13) Oh boy.

(12:14) I'm not sure if I wanted an explanation.

(12:14) No! That's not what you think!

(12:14) O... kay.

(12:14) Seriously! Listen!

(12:15) I was shopping for puppy stuff for Captain when Mikasa arrived.

(12:15) I was uneasy, of course, thinking that she might be an imposter but Eld knew her.

(12:15) She was nice actually. She had that 'I'm ready to kill you' face like yours but she's pretty cool.

(12:15) I'll pretend that I didn't just read that.

(12:16) I introduced her to the Captain and Cotton and she loved them both. Then, I asked her if she wanted to help me buy some stuff for Captain in case I forgot something. And she helped me.

(12:16) Then, ah... This is so embarrassing!

(12:16) Just say it. I'm not judging you.

(12:16) I seriously doubt it!

(12:17) So, I saw this very cool tactical military harness with a collar but Captain won't be able to wear it until he's older and bigger. I just mentioned that I like military stuff, you know because they're so cool.

(12:18) Then, I left my phone with Mikasa while I went to the bathroom and when I came back, she volunteered to take Captain and Cotton to the vet because she saw the notification in my phone for the two furballs' appointment.

(12:18) And I was like, okay! Do that while I cook us some lunch! Then, I checked what else Mikasa ordered for Captain and I saw... those.

(12:18) Fucking Mikasa.

(12:18) I tried to cancel the order but the seller won't allow it!

(12:19) I'll try again later.

(12:19) Keep it.

(12:20) WHAT?!

(12:20) What? You like military stuff. I don't judge you and maybe Mikasa thought that it looks good on you. So, keep it.

(12:20) No! I don't like it!

(12:20) You don't like it?

(12:21) Ugh, it's pretty and cool but.

(12:21) UGH! I'm not that type of Omega!

(12:21) I'm not judging.

(12:22) Ugh... Well, the seller won't allow cancellation with a full refund...

(12:23) It would be a hassle.

(12:23) Wait, why do you want me to keep that costume so bad? Levi, you had a thing for those things?!

(12:23) No.

(12:23) No?

(12:23) No?

(12:24) Ugh! I'm going to cancel it!

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(14:33) Hey, I just arrived at the airport. Pick me up or ask Eld.

(14:33) You lying bitch! You're either in the vet or in the house!

(14:34) Wrong.

(14:34) I'm in our apartment.

(14:35) What? Did you left Eren alone in the house?

(14:35) He's stressed out about the order I made. I told him that those lingeries looked good on him and he genuinely loved military stuff. He just smiled at me but his green eyes held murder. So I left, telling him that I'm going shopping.

(14:36) Did you at least apologize for placing the orders?

(14:36) Of course, I did.

(14:37) Why would you even do that?! You guys just met!

(14:37) Sorry, I couldn't help it.

(14:38) What the fuck Mikasa?!

(14:38) Heh, it's nice to tease you again, Levi. I miss this.

(14:39) I don't and leave Eren out of this!

(14:39) Oh, protective are we? You love your Omega that much?

(14:39) Whatever just help Eren cancel the order.

(14:40) Interesting. Since when you became so soft?

(14:40) I don't.

(14:41) You do. Eren told me that you got him a cat and now you wanted a dog. You hate animals in general.

(14:41) Then you don't know me that well.

(14:42) You can't hide from me, Levi.

(14:42) Fine. I'm dropping by your house again, help your precious Omega, and apologized properly.

(14:43) You mean you didn't the first time?!

(14:44) Eren had some fire in him and I could tell he wanted to punch me. He was standing up to an Alpha. For an Omega, that was impressive.

(14:44) Of course, that's Eren after all.

(14:45) Correction. You should say: Of course, that's MY Eren after all.

(14:45) Shut the fuck up!

(14:46) But you've seen the lingeries I got. Pretty nice right?

(14:46) Costumes. They're pretty nice but holy shit those were expensive! What the fuck Mikasa!?

(14:46) It's good to be back.

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"Why am I here?" Eren demanded. Arms crossed his chest, lips pulled down frown, green eyes burning as he glared at his husband who's calmy seeping a glass of wine in front of him.

"The client canceled the meeting 30 minutes ago, it'll be a shame just throw away my reservation," Levi explained calmly.

Eren lean back in his chair. Rolling his eyes. "Sure."

They didn't exchange any words after that. Eren didn't want to in the first place. He was forced to go with the Raven's Alpha's sudden invitation for dinner because Armin insisted. Eren knew this wasn't a date, he was perfectly aware that his husband was meeting that beautiful blonde Omega that the brunette had seen in the tabloids.

Was Levi playing with him after knowing how the brunette Omega feelings towards him?

But Armin was right, he shouldn't miss the opportunity to dine in a high-class restaurant owner by the Smiths. The place was gorgeous, fitting for a King and Queen. Floor to ceiling windows, overseeing the city lights, extravagant chandeliers hanging above their heads, porcelain dishes with gold trimmings on the edge, and fancy cutlery were presented in front of him. Eren was glad he followed his best friend's advice to wear a suit. Levi's wearing a suit too and there's a rose in a skinny vase in the middle of their round table.

But then again, it's not a date. Though, the brunette did feel a bit excited while dressing up. His imagination run wild with the possibility that maybe would acknowledge his feelings but he quickly killed the thought. It's just too good to be true.

A growl came from his stomach. Eren's frown deepened. "How much longer?"

"Patience, brat." Was all he got from his husband

Asshole. Eren gritted his teeth in annoyance. He shouldn't have come and let his husband dine alone.

They sat there in silence, Levi's focused on something on his phone while Eren was looking around the beautiful restaurant. There's no further entertainment since it was only the two of them in the restaurant.

Eren blinked and uncrossed his arms. His eyes drifted to his untouched glass of wine. He felt lonely even though he was clearly not alone. Shoulder slump, he felt the depths crawling towards him like a night, eating everything in their way to reach him.

Staring at the glass, Eren squinted at the reflection from the glass. He turned behind him and saw a slick black grand piano.

How long it had been since he played music?

Without a care in the world, Eren stood and walked toward the instrument. He heard Levi say something but it was distant as he settled himself on the piano stool. Lifting the cover, Eren's hands automatically reached for the keys and played Für Else.

Smiling, Eren felt so proud of himself for remembering the piece even though he roughly had practiced it.

His once depressing thoughts were washed away as he hit each note and chord. He switched the song with a song that he knew by heart. Merry-Go-Round of Life from the animation called Howl's Moving Castle.

A rush of nostalgia came to him the moment he played the first part of the song. Back then, life was beautiful. He and Armin would binge-watch all the Studio Ghibli movies but they always watched Howl's Moving Castle two times. They were so young and had no care about the world, dynamics, or life's struggles. It was peaceful.

Eren couldn't take it. He stopped playing, covering his face with both hands, he sobbed. Mourning over those beautiful days that he could never experience again.

The brunette stayed like that, hunched with his hands on his face until he calms and down.

"Hey, umm. The food is here."

He heard Levi say. Eren sat up straight, took a deep breath, closed the piano cover, stood, and returned to his seat. His eyes were red from crying but he couldn't help the curl on the edge of his lips when he saw and smelt the food on his plate.

Eren didn't even know the names of the dishes but all were amazing and lifted his mood. He ate with gusto and probably like a pig, oddly he didn't hear anything comments from his husband. They eat silently, not words were thrown except for Eren's moans every time the divine flavors touched his tongue.

With an empty plate and a full stomach, Eren reached for his wine, taking a sip, he hummed at the soothing taste. It was certainly a nice pair of food that he had just eaten.

"I take that you like the food," Levi finally spoke, his plate was also empty and now drinking his second fill of red wine.

"Duh," Eren gestured at his empty plate. He shrugged and took another sip of his wine. "I like this wine."

"Don't drink it like a man in a desert or you'll get drunk," Levi warned.

"Good, I want to be drunk."

Levi's piercing blue-stormy eyes glared at him but the raven didn't say anything and continued with his wine.

Three empty bottles later, Eren's face was resting on the table. His head was swirling and he couldn't keep one thought before his mind moved on to another. He wanted to sleep. Groaning, Eren looked up to his husband and begged for them to go home but what he didn't expect was to see Levi staring at empty space, his pale face was lightly dusted in pink.

Eren hummed. "The wine's really good."

Levi's eyes drifted to his face. "Yes."

"More?" Eren giggled and reached for his empty wine glass.

"Yes." Levi blinked several times and shook his head. "No."

"Yes, no, yes, no," Eren parroted. "Make up your mind."

"The song you played earlier," Levi blurted.

"What? Für Else? Beethoven made the second part hard because he got rejected by-"

"No, no, not that song. The other one," Levi shook his head.

"Ah," Eren straightened. "Merry-Go-Round of Life from the animation Howl's Moving Castle."

"Why did you cry?"

The brunette Omega was not sure if Levi was being serious or if it was his drunkness talking. "I miss the days when life was..." Eren paused.

"Perfect?" Levi guessed.

"No, beautiful."

"You live in a fucking mansion Eren, you got a cat and dog, you can afford anything you want, you just eat the most expensive and delicious food," Levi listed, irritation laced in his voice.

"That's not the beauty that I want. That's not the life that I want."

"Then, what do you want?" Levi demanded, getting angry all of the sudden.

"What I want," Eren gazes fondly at him, did he mention that Levi Ackerman's good-looking? "Was something I can never have."

"That's bullshit," Levi muttered.

"Easy for you to say, Mr. I have it all." Rolling his eyes on him, Eren poured the remaining contents of the wine bottle into his glass. He wanted to punch his husband in the face but that had to wait, he needs more of the delicious wine.

"I sometimes forget that you're an Omega," Levi changed the subject effortlessly.

"You forgot a lot of things about me," Eren laughed sarcastically.

The raven remained silent, eyes narrowing on the brunette in front of him. "That's not true."

Eren felt his heart skip a beat. His face felt hot but it was because of the wine. Right?

"I remember you like tarts."

"Go on," Eren smirked, changeling his drunk husband.

"You have a cat named Cotton."

Eren giggled, recalling his sweet cat back at home. He wanted to go home now, curl up in bed, and hugged Cotton until morning.

"And the dog, no, the dog is mine," Levi glared at him. "Don't steal him."

Bridging his hands, Eren rested his chin on top and gaze at the raven. "Do you remember your dog's name?"

"Steven," Levi said with no hesitation.

"No."

"Kevin."

"No."

"Titan?"

"What?" Eren blinked at him. "I can't believe you."

"Alright," Levi sat back, admitting defeat. If the raven was not drunk he would never admit defeat. "What was his name again?"

Eren thought for a moment, reaching into his memories with his drunk state. He couldn't recall the name but he knew it was a very cute and fluffy puppy. Ah, Eren wanted to go home now, curl up in bed with his cat and dog. But... What was the dog's name again? He looked at Levi with downright seriousness. "I forgot."

They were both silent, staring into each other until they were both snickering and giggling. The three empty bottles of wine, turned four, five, and finally six. It was then both of them were laughing their ass out at random things, such as the waiter coming towards them and asking if they were okay.

It was past 11 when they were finally kicked out of Erwin's restaurant. The manager called the blonde Alpha, right after that, Erwin called Levi and that did the trick.

They both slid into the backseat of their car. Eren could hear Eld saying something but couldn't register the words that came out of the driver's mouth.

Eren curled himself, wanting nothing more but to sleep. He felt the car moving and someone calling him.

"Eren."

"Um yeah? Am sleepy," Eren mumbled to his husband. He was about to drift to sleep when he felt a hot hand on his chin, guiding his head to turn towards the raven.

With blurry vision, Eren saw Levi leaning closer and felt another set of lips pressed on his. Closing his eyes, the brunette threw his arms around the raven's neck.

The scent of a strong Alpha invaded his nose. When was the last time he smelt his husband's natural scent? Or was this his first time? Levi being in the business world, had to keep his scent toned down to almost nothing, that was the rule. For the first time, in his drunk state, let go of his control and filled the car with chocolate and mint.

Eren's definitely loving it, he adores chocolate. He could taste the pheromones in his mouth as well. Parting his lips, he moans as Levi explored his mouth with his tongue.

The car slightly jumped with the hump on the road and the two parted, giggling like teenagers before pulling their bodies flush at each other and continuing their make-out session.

They both didn't notice the car stopped with Eld watching them in the rearview mirror with his jaw hanging in disbelief and shock. One, this was the first time he smelt his boss Alphan's scent, two, this was also the first time he saw the married couple being intimate.

The Beta driver shook his head, he took a face mask from the glove compartment. Levi's scent was not threatening but it was getting into his nerves and forcing him to submit as a Beta. Eyes focused in front of him, and completely ignoring the noise from the back seat, Eld drove the two home safely.