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Ragnarök On The Road(not all who wander are lost)

Summary:

That Thor revengers fic you didn't know you needed.

 

A king, a sorcerer, a Valkyrie, and a part-time monster all cramped together in an RV...seems like the beginning of the most hilarious joke in all of the nine realms.

Loki was going to kill Thor.

Now the fact that he was thinking about committing first-degree murder wasn't surprising but the events that led to three of his acquaintances(he didn't have any friends and his elder brother didn't count) and himself being cramped in an RV lost who-knows-where, were certainly a.....Surprise.

 

 The stupid oaf(**cough**Thor**cough**) came up with the "perfect team bonding activity"(Thor's words).

....A road trip

Notes:

ayyy it's ya girl.

this has been sitting in my folders ever since i was 12. might complete it one day. lol. no time like the future and all that snazz.

Chapter 1: prologue

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Loki was going to kill Thor.

 Now the fact that he was thinking about committing first-degree murder wasn't surprising but the events that led to three of his acquaintances(he didn't have any friends and his elder brother didn't count) and himself being cramped in an RV lost who-knows-where, were certainly a.....Surprise.

The day started ordinarily enough,

he woke up late,

admired his reflection, 

sneered at everything and everyone 

and admired his reflection some more. 


Then, the stupid oaf(**cough**Thor**cough**) decided that there hadn't been enough bonding between the revengers...or rather, between Loki and the other three (being known as a villain to two-thirds of the team does put a damper in their relations) and came up with the "perfect team bonding activity"(Thor's words). The golden boy of Asgard, his brother, and forever pain in his neck decided that they would take.......

                      A road trip