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Loki was going to kill Thor.
Now the fact that he was thinking about committing first-degree murder wasn't surprising but the events that led to three of his acquaintances(he didn't have any friends and his elder brother didn't count) and himself being cramped in an RV lost who-knows-where, were certainly a.....Surprise.
The day started ordinarily enough,
he woke up late,
admired his reflection,
sneered at everything and everyone
and admired his reflection some more.
Then, the stupid oaf(**cough**Thor**cough**) decided that there hadn't been enough bonding between the revengers...or rather, between Loki and the other three (being known as a villain to two-thirds of the team does put a damper in their relations) and came up with the "perfect team bonding activity"(Thor's words). The golden boy of Asgard, his brother, and forever pain in his neck decided that they would take.......
A road trip
