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    It's the summer before eighth year and Simon Snow is terribly bored. That is, until he finds his old Black Berry buried at the bottom of his backpack. And sure, Baz Pitch's might be the only saved number he can message... but then again, why not check in on him? Just to make sure he's not plotting. And maybe to ask his opinion on how mermaids pee.

    Sworn enemies can text, right?

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