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1. The Art of Human Intimacy by honorarytenenbaum

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014), New Zealand Comedy RPF, New Zealand Actor RPF  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   29 Sep 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Viago (What We Do in the Shadows)/Reader
   • Viago (What We Do in the Shadows)/Female Original Character
   • Viago (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Desiree
   • Vladislav (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Stu (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Petyr (What We Do in the Shadows)
   • Deacon Brucke
   • master and familiar relationships?
   • did someone want that?
   • I Do
   • Taika waititi - Freeform

   Summary

   Answering an online ad for a familiar was supposed to be a joke. Three months, Desiree became a familiar to the soft-spoken Count Viago. One night, she discovered, it wasn't a familiar he wants.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,676

   Chapters:

   8/10

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