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    You're all in for a ride, this is an elaborate college AU I've made up because I was ignoring my academic work, and hopefully the dudes in this fanfiction piece wont see this, if they did, well... I guess I'll go jump off a building then

    So I'm giving you a very innocent doe-eyed Eric Dooo struggling with his feelings over the 3 assholes in the campus. First is the Playboy athlete named Dallas who earns more slaps in the face than homeruns, still he's good at his game, both in baseball and in getting some pussy and some dudeass. Second is the rich sonovabitch named Matt who gets mad over petty things and will send your ass to the deepest parts of the dessert to make sure you don't get in his way again. Third is the mysterious joint loving giant called Mcnasty, no one really knows why he's still in campus but he exists and is striking fear in the hearts of men. Together they are called the Notorious 3, (idk how to make cool group names fuck me) when they are together the whole University crumbles in fear.

    When Eric accidentally spills some of his coffee on Matt's shirt, his dreams of smooth sailing college falls.

    What will he do?

    idk go read it.

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