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12:32 PM

R’aad :sunglasses: added Velrisa Greyrock, Taxi, Mountain, and Sylnan to The Fated

R’aad :sunglasses: changed Velrisa Greyrock’s name to Hydrate or Diedrate

R’aad :sunglasses: changed Taxi’s name to Saxi

R’aad :sunglasses: changed Mountain’s name to Big Man

Saxi changed Saxi’s name to Taxi

R’aad :sunglasses: changed Taxi’s name to Saxi

Saxi : Br’aad please

R’aad :sunglasses: : no.

R’aad :sunglasses: changed Sylnan’s name to Rat

Rat : What the duck

Rat : Duck

Rat : Duck duck duck

Rat : Speech to text I love you

Rat : HATE

Hydrate or Diedrate : lol

Big Man : why are we here

R’aad :sunglasses: : we gotta have a gc it's like the rule of cool

Saxi : We are literally sitting at the same table right now.

Saxi : Sylnan just shouted fuck at his phone 5 times.

R’aad :sunglasses: : what about when we aren’t together? what’s gonna happen then saxi

Saxi : We meet up??????

R’aad :sunglasses: : you are a fool.

4:03 PM

R’aad :sunglasses: : hey, did anyone do their english homework.

Hydrate or Diedrate : we didn’t have any???

R’aad :sunglasses: : the one from last week.

Hydrate or Diedrate : what.

R’aad :sunglasses: : forgot :shrug:

Hydrate or Diedrate : Br’aad… you can’t just do that

R’aad :sunglasses: : yes i can who's gonna stop me.

Saxi : The english teacher???!?

R’aad :sunglasses: : we have a deal about that.

Saxi : You have a what.

R’aad :sunglasses: : please dm your homework saxi

Saxi : Why do you have a deal with the english teacher, what does that even mean.

R’aad :sunglasses: : please??? 

Big Man : i didnt do it either lol

R’aad :sunglasses: : let’s goooooo no homework solidarity

Rat : Imagine taking English lmao.

Big Man : imagine being illiterate lmao

Rat : Duck you.

2:46 AM

Saxi : Anyone up for coffee

Big Man : taix its 3 am hwat

Saxi : I am on the grind.

Hydrate or Diedrate : he has a project due in 5 hours lol

Saxi : I am taking a break!!! I deserve it and I also need coffee

Big Man : did you evne sleep.

Saxi : Yes. 

Hydrate or Diedrate : no he didn’t lol i’ve been playing league the whole time. 

Hydrate or Diedrate : pretty sure we are out of coffee now and that's why he asked

Saxi : I was being quiet how did you hear me

Hydrate or Diedrate : my bedroom is literally right next to the kitchen.

Big Man : lmao

3:38 AM

Saxi : Is that a no on the coffee

5:53 AM

Saxi : Finished the project!! :)

Rat : I literally just woke up are you okay

Saxi : Yes!

R’aad :sunglasses: : i opened his door to check on him 

R’aad :sunglasses: : and there is 6 cans of monster on the floor with like 7 coffee mugs

R’aad :sunglasses: : he’s also literally vibrating what the fuck

Saxi : I am fine!!!! Do not worr.y

Rat : Haha what the fuck

Rat : You can’t go to school like this taxi your probably gonna die or something

Saxi : I do notf ear death! Death fearsm e.

Saxi : i haevnt died yet.

5:58 AM

Hydrate or Diedrate : taxi i just texted weejas and she said she's not scared of you.

R’aad :sunglasses: : vel please i just heard him crack open another monster energy drink.

R’aad :sunglasses: : don’t taunt him.

Saxi : gGod will fear me soon.

Hydrate or Diedrate : this is not what i wanted but also lol

Big Man : where the fuck are my monsters

Saxi : gone. The gods tooks them

Big Man : taxi did  you drink my fucking monsters 

Saxi : mayhaps.

Big Man : you have 10 minutes.

R’aad :sunglasses: : oh gods saxi run.

Saxi : Yep already doing it cya guys later hghehhihug

8:52 AM

R’aad :sunglasses: : so i’m in saxi’s chem class right. 

R’aad :sunglasses: : he just passed out into a pile of flour we were using

R’aad :sunglasses: : there is flour everywhere.

Rat : Yeah it’s really funny. 

Hydrate or Diedrate : sylnan aren't u in history rn

Rat : Uhhh. No. 

R’aad :sunglasses: : no he is now in chem solely to watch saxi face plant into a pile of flour

Big Man : thank you for the update on his location

R’aad :sunglasses: : oh fuck 

9:01 AM

R’aad :sunglasses: : saxi looked at his phone and immediatly ran out of the class

R’aad :sunglasses: : mountain your gonna get him in so much trouble holy shit

Big Man : shouldnt of took my fucking monsters then

Rat : The teacher is also chasing after taxi lol.

Hydrate or Diedrate : sylnan how are you not kicked out yet

Rat : I am undercover as an absent kid. 

R’aad :sunglasses: : yeah the teacher was calling attendance and he just said here for some kid who wasn’t there.

Hydrate or Diedrate : how,, did they not know,,????

R’aad :sunglasses: : :shrug:

Rat : I am just that cool

Hydrate or Diedrate : holy shit taxi just ran past my class and i saw a book fly past his head. 

R’aad :sunglasses: : :eyes:

Hydrate or Diedrate : how is mountain running that fast what the fuck

Hydrate or Diedrate : wait

Hydrate or Diedrate : br’aad he's wearing your heelys holy shit

R’aad :sunglasses: : HE TOOK MY HEELYS??? 

R’aad :sunglasses: : THAT’S IT. 

Rat : VEL HE JUST SPED OUT OF THE CLASS

Rat : HE HAS ANOTHER PAIR OF HEELYS

Hydrate or Diedrate : oh gods

Hydrate or Diedrate : he also just sped by my class. 

R’aad :sunglasses: changed R’aad :sunglasses:’s name to NEED FOR SPEED

NEED FOR SPEED : MOUNTAIN I AM COMING FOR YOU

Rat : DID YOU TYPE THAT WHILE RUNNING

NEED FOR SPEED : YES

Hydrate or Diedrate : i am currently chasing him through the halls, he is gaining speed on mountain.

Big Man : YOU CAN’T CATCH ME BITCH

Saxi : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hydrate or Diedrate : mountain just crashed at top speeds into someone's locker. 

Hydrate or Diedrate : the locker has fallen. mountain has not. 

Rat : Is Br’aad okay

NEED FOR SPEED : YOU KNOW IT MY DEAR BROT

Hydrate or Diedrate : he just ran into a different locker. 

Rat : Oh shit I am coming.

NEED FOR SPEED : I AM FINE. 

Hydrate or Diedrate : he’s running again and i hear taxi screaming

Saxi : HELP HELP HELP

Rat : Taxi this is on you lol

Big Man : THIS IS WHY YOU DO NOT TOUCH MY SHIT!

NEED FOR SPEED : AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T TOUCH MINE

Hydrate or Diedrate : holy shit br’aad just vaulted over some kid and onto mountain. 

Rat : :eyes:

NEED FOR SPEED : the heelys have been taken back.

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3:53 PM

NEED FOR SPEED changed NEED FOR SPEED’s name to Heelys God

Saxi changed Heelys God’s name to Bradley

Bradley : what the fuck.

Bradley : my full name isn’t bradley.

Saxi : Well mine isn’t Saxi!

Bradley : when we first met you literally introduced yourself as saxi what

Saxi : I SAID TAXI.

Hydrate or Diedrate : you definitely said saxi.

Bradley : thank you veal

Hydrate or Diedrate : edit: you definitely said taxi.

Bradley : what the fuck

Hydrate or Diedrate changed Saxi’s name to Taxi

Hydrate or Diedrate : bradley if you change that you will face consequences.

Bradley : what r u gonna do. ground me?

Hydrate or Diedrate : this is literally my house.

Bradley : surrrreeee

Hydrate or Diedrate added Ander to The Fated

Ander : What is happening here.

Hydrate or Diedrate : bradley.

Bradley : ahahaha

Bradley : nothing is happening!

Bradley has removed Ander from The Fated

Bradley : velrisa this is a ander free spaceeee please

Hydrate or Diedrate : did you learn your lesson

Bradley : yes.

Big Man : and he did not learn a lesson that day

Bradley : stfu please

Taxi : >:C

9:54 PM

Bradley changed Bradley’s name to Raisin Br’aad

Hydrate or Diedrate : bad cereal 

Raisin Br’aad : you literally use water in cereal stfu

Big Man : wait she does 

Hydrate or Diedrate : that was only once.

Taxi : Twice. 

Taxi : I saw you do it this morning.

Hydrate or Diedrate : water is good ok.

Hydrate or Diedrate : it is not my fault you are all too blind to see that. 

Rat : That’s like really wrong are you okay.

Taxi : Yeah that would be like super gross how are you able to do that

Hydrate or Diedrate : practice

Big Man : what the actual fuckkkkk brooooo

Big Man : imagine putting liquids in your cereal

Taxi : You all are menaces!!!!

Rat : No it's crunchy taxi it's good sometimes.

Big Man : YEAH!!! CRUNCH

Raisin Br’aad : exactly

Taxi : Am I the only normal person here what the fuck.

Hydrate or Diedrate : water in cereal is completely normal.

Raisin Br’aad : you only do it at like 3 in the morning you know it's not normal vel

Hydrate or Diedrate : >:C

10:42 PM

Taxi : Hey mountain do you have more monsters I feel my body slowly shutting down and I don’t want to sleep yet.

Big Man : literally go to the store and buy some.?

Taxi : It's too far and Ander’s sleeping >:P

Rat : Br’aad and me are heading to the mall right now to meet with people if you wanna come?

Hydrate or Diedrate : are any stores open rn?

Rat : No lol

Hydrate or Diedrate : why tf are you going to the mall then.

Rat : Convenience store is next door, mall is just more fun to say

Raisin Br’aad : they also have those little mechanical ponies outside. kath likes them :)

Hydrate or Diedrate : oooo tell her i say hi

Taxi : Are you guys in the car?

Raisin Br’aad : we aren’t taking the car ;)

Hydrate or Diedrate : i swear to the gods if you guys are taking the golf cart at 11 pm

Raisin Br’aad sent a picture.

Hydrate or Diedrate : fucking dammit.

Raisin Br’aad added Rat, Ugarth, Katherine, and Taxi to CRIME TIME

Raisin Br’aad : WHO’S READY TO S T E A L

Katherine changed Katherine’s name to Crime Lord

Crime Lord : WOOOOOOO YEAHHH

Taxi : Wait what

Taxi : I thought we were going to the convenience store.

Rat : Lol no.

Ugarth : Usual place?

Raisin Br’aad : u know it

Crime Lord : Are you guys picking me up?
Rat : Yeah on our way now

Crime Lord : Poggers.

Ugarth : What are we going for tonight?

Raisin Br’aad : i heard there's a new jewelry store >:)

Crime Lord : ooooo

Ugarth : Epic.

Taxi : Wait are we actually stealing.

Crime Lord : Yeah??? Did they not tell you??

Taxi : I just wanted a monster drink. I haven’t slept in 34 hours.

Crime Lord : what the fuck?

Crime Lord : go to bed????

Rat : He had an assignment due and refused to sleep until it was done and also is refusing to sleep right now.

Taxi : I go to bed at 12:30 and if I change that I Will Die. 

Ugarth : I feel that. 

Ugarth : Usually I go to bed at like 11:30 but today is Crime Day.

Taxi : How often do you guys do this???

Crime Lord : pretty often lol.

Taxi : Why?????

Ugarth : Entertainment

Crime Lord : Funny

Rat : Oh Kath, Vel said hi btw :)

Crime Lord : :D

Private Message from Big Man

Big Man : hey vel.

Hydrate or Diedrate : what's going on?

Big Man : i am bored.

Big Man : wanna go beat people up again

Hydrate or Diedrate : last time we did it was because they were being assholes. 

Big Man : braad gave me a list of assholes a while ago

Hydrate or Diedrate : oh fuck yeah lets go

CRIME TIME

10:55 PM

Rat : We are almost at the mall

Ugarth : K cool, finished getting the supplies ready

Ugarth : Is taxi helping?

Taxi : If I can acquire a monster first I will.

Ugarth : I will get you one.

Crime Lord : wooo!!!!

11:05 PM

Raisin Br’aad : OK PLAN TIME.

Raisin Br’aad : writing it here for ease of access during the heist

Raisin Br’aad : TAXI YOU’RE ON GUARD DUTY WITH UGARTH

Raisin Br’aad : KATH, YOUR ON USUAL

Raisin Br’aad : WHILE ME AND SYLNAN GO IN 

Crime Lord : WOOO!!!!

Taxi : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ugarth : I got Taxi an eight pack of monsters and he chugged them all in like 6 minutes

Ugarth : should i be scared

Raisin Br’aad : nahhhh you should be fine?

Rat : He will be alert.

Ugarth : He punched a hole in someones fence.

Taxi : WOOOOOOOOO I FEEL ALIVE

Ugarth : Hes a fucking twig too what the fuck how did he do that.

Raisin Br’aad : lessons from mountain probs

Taxi : I FEEL NATURE COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS

Rat : Yeah he’ll be fine just give him a pep-talk

Crime Lord : Almost done with the prep :)

Rat : :D

Raisin Br’aad : hey i hear yelling from outside u guys ok

Ugarth : A PEP-TALK DID NOT HELP

Ugarth : HE JUST BROKE SOMEONES WINDOW?????

Raisin Br’aad : what the fuck did you pep him about

Ugarth : KEEPING ALERT??? IDK????

Taxi : MY EYES ARE SO FUCKING BIG BR’AAD I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SEE ANYONE WHO EVEN LOOKS AT UP WRONG

Raisin Br’aad : huhhghghuuh

Raisin Br’aad : taxi what if you just go home!!!

Taxi : I CAN RUN 43 MILES AN HOUR BR’AAD

Raisin Br’aad : ok! go home and get some rest!! it is almost 12:30!

Ugarth : he just sprinted away at like top speeds???

Ugarth : also it's like 11:25 thats not close to 12:30??

Raisin Br’aad removed Taxi from CRIME TIME

Raisin Br’aad : he is so sleep deprived i am pretty sure i could tell him he’s dead and he would believe me

Crime Lord : Heyo done with setting everything up!

Crime Lord : did taxi dip?

Crime Lord : wait just read the logs lmao damn

Rat : Lmao

Raisin Br’aad : it’s go time >:)

11:54 PM

Raisin Br’aad : guys help sylnan is gone

Crime Lord : What do you mean he’s gone

Raisin Br’aad : hes fucking gone 

Raisin Br’aad : one second i’m opening the fucking display and then he’s just gone

Crime Lord : how do you lose him.

Rat : GUYS SEARS HAS A LOT MORE SECURITY THAN I THOUGHT

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CRIME TIME

11:55 PM FRIDAY

Ugarth : Why the fuck are you in a sears

Rat : I was bored

Crime Lord : we are LITERALLY robbing a jewelry store?? ?? 

Rat : Br’aad was doing a lot of the work

Raisin Br’aad : BECAUSE YOU WERE PLAYING CANDY CRUSH???

Rat : THERE WAS NOTHING EXCITING TO DO

Raisin Br’aad : FHGHGHHHFHGH

Crime Lord : Br’aad are you almost done grabbing everything .. ,?

Ugarth : I hear sirens

Ugarth : you better be done

Rat : Grabbed a couple things ;)

Raisin Br’aad : bring the cart to the west wing. be out in a sec. 

Rat : got it

Ugarth : :thumbs_up:

Private Message from Big Man

11:56 PM

Hydrate or Diedrate : lets go

Hydrate or Diedrate : who did you pick out

Big Man : some bit ch called dominion 

Big Man : hall monitor. one of rigmonds lackeys

Hydrate or Diedrate : perfect >:)

The Fated

11:57 PM

Taxi : GUYS I AM LLOST HELP

CRIME TIME

12:01 AM SATURDAY

Crime Lord : SYLNAN I LOVE YOU

Crime Lord : BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE A WHOLE ASS SHOPPING CART

Rat : I COULDN’T CARRY IT ALL

Ugarth : HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA BRING THAT WITH US

Rat : THERE WAS SO MUCH COOL SHIT

Ugarth : Wait is that br’aad on the roof

Raisin Br’aad : omw

The Fated

1:07 AM

Taxi : PLEASE HELP

1:14 AM

Big Man : get gud

CRIME TIME

1:16 AM

Raisin Br’aad : WHY IS SYLNAN IN A GROCERY CART TIED TO THE SIDE OF THE GOLF CART

Crime Lord : WE DIDN’T KNOW HOW ELSE TO BRING IT

Crime Lord : HE REFUSED TO LEAVE WITHOUT IT

Raisin Br’aad : on the roof of the golf cart rn

Crime Lord : ok that's what that thunk was iwutourfjdffdjkj

Raisin Br’aad : u guys drove under the overhang and i hopped on.

Crime Lord : Pass the stuff down

Crime Lord : and maybe come down here as well

Raisin Br’aad : nah there's a really good view

Raisin Br’aad : cops still think we are in the building lol

The Fated

1:32 AM

Raisin Br’aad : hey @hydrate or diedrate why r u walking around covered in blood??? 

Big Man : uhhhh

Hydrate or Diedrate : someone picked diedrate.

Raisin Br’aad : :eyes:

Raisin Br’aad : gonna ignore that! do you guys want a ride home

Hydrate or Diedrate : where r u guys?

Rat : >:)

Big Man : why tf is sylnan tied to the side of the golf card in a grocery cart

Hydrate or Diedrate : br’aad why are you on the roof

Raisin Br’aad : don’t ask :)

Raisin Br’aad : gonna make another gc with ug and kath

Raisin Br’aad added Rat, Ugarth, Crime Lord, Hydrate or Diedrate, Big Man, and Taxi to Fated and Friends

1:34 AM

Big Man : why do i have to sit in the grocery cart.

Crime Lord : You’re the smallest :shrug:

Big Man : what the fuck

Hydrate or Diedrate : hey kath why is your name crime lord

Crime Lord : don’t ask :)

Hydrate or Diedrate : fair enough.

Rat : TAXI 

Crime Lord : HOLY SHIT

Taxi : heyehfrgguys , ,ghghr

Raisin Br’aad : HOLY SHIT WE JUST RAN OVER TAXI

Fated and Friends

6:43 AM

Raisin Br’aad : ok good news or bad news first

Ugarth : good

Raisin Br’aad : the cart and taxi are fine

Crime Lord : Bad news?

Raisin Br’aad : i had to spend all the money we got from the jewelry store on repairs and taxi’s medical bill

Rat : Damn

Rat : Guess who has 7 pillow pets still

Rat : I win these

Crime Lord : Is that what you took from sears

Rat : ;) 

Raisin Br’aad : can i have one

Rat : yeah oc

Crime Lord : :pleading:

Ugarth : :point_right: :point_left:

Rat : what ones do u guys want

Rat sent a picture

Ugarth : Penguin plz :)))

Crime Lord : :pleading: hhghh doggy,,,

Raisin Br’aad : that turtle, ,, :O

Taxi : Since I got ran over I want the giraffe <3

Taxi changed Ugarth’s name to Cart Privileges REVOKED 

Cart Privileges REVOKED : thats fair.

Hydrate or Diedrate : purple unicorn please :)

Big Man : can i have the other dog

Rat : Yeah yeah i stole enough for everyone

Taxi : Vel I’m surprised you didn’t yell at them for crime yet

Hydrate or Diedrate : taxi they literally spent all the money they stole on your hospital bills

Hydrate or Diedrate : apparently drinking 14 monsters and getting run over by a golf cart isn’t good for you.

Taxi : It is not my fault they told me to go home

Cart Privileges REVOKED : You punched a hole in some random persons fence.

Taxi : >:C

Fated and Friends

12:02 PM

Raisin Br’aad : hey anyone up for lunch

Taxi : I am still in the hospital

Raisin Br’aad : ik

Rat : I got plans today :)

Cart Privileges REVOKED : Im plans

Crime Lord : I’m plans

Raisin Br’aad : :|

Hydrate or Diedrate : i’m down

Big Man : nothing better to do

Raisin Br’aad : poggers! :D

Taxi : You should bring me some food ;)

Raisin Br’aad : no :)

Hydrate or Diedrate : what do you want

Raisin Br’aad : where r we going actually

Big Man : italian

Raisin Br’aad : there is so many italian restaurants what

Hydrate or Diedrate : i know a place dw

Private message from Raisin Br’aad
12:31 PM

Raisin Br’aad : vel how did you somehow pick out

Raisin Br’aad : the same fucking restaurant.

Raisin Br’aad : as sylnan kath and ug.

Hydrate or Diedrate : i did not mean to

Hydrate or Diedrate : this place has really good food. 

Raisin Br’aad : :|

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The Fated

8:43 AM Sunday

Hydrate or Diedrate : taxi.

Taxi : ?

Hydrate or Diedrate : why is there.

Hydrate or Diedrate : a goose. 

Hydrate or Diedrate : in the house.

Taxi : ahahah

Taxi : He was cold :3

Raisin Br’aad : taxi it's a goose

Taxi : SOMETIMES YOU GET COLD!!!!

Raisin Br’aad : TAXI IT'S A FUCKING GOOSE IT'S NOT GONNA GET COLD

Taxi : WELL IT TOLD ME IT WAS COLD OKAY???

Hydrate or Diedrate : taxi it is chasing sylnan around the first floor 

Rat : Help

Taxi : MAYBE SYLNAN DID SOMETHING AGAINST THE GOOSE

Hydrate or Diedrate : he was literally just making a sandwich?????

Taxi : WELL GIVE THE GOOSE HALF??? 

Rat : Help hELP HELP the goose is not backing down

Taxi : That sounds like a you problem.

Taxi : don’t be a selfish rat next time.

Raisin Br’aad changed Taxi’s name to Goose Apologist

Goose Apologist : >:C

Rat : Please help

The Fated

2:31 PM

Big Man : why is there a goose in the house

Goose Apologist : Her name is Lucy and she is going to stay until she wants to leave.

Big Man : why

Goose Apologist : Let her vibe.

Raisin Br’aad : lucy is a good name

Goose Apologist : She says thank you.

The Fated

5:41 PM

Rat : WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ONE

Goose Apologist : ?

Rat : THERES ANOTHER FUCKING GOOSE

Goose Apologist : What do you mean there's another goose

Big Man : taxi.

Goose Apologist : IT WASN'T ME????

Big Man : what did it open the door itself or something bc geese don't have hands

Raisin Br’aad : IT RAN IT WHEN I WAS OPENING THE DOOR

Raisin Br’aad : AND WON’T LEAVE

Goose Apologist : SEE

Big Man : br’aad why would you open a door when a goose is nearby

Big Man : those fuckers are shady as hell

Goose Apologist : Maybe they are Lucy’s friend :3

Raisin Br’aad : no they are at war

Goose Apologist : What

Raisin Br’aad : i’ve been hiding behind a couch for like half an hour now

Raisin Br’aad : they are brutal taxi

Rat : YOU SHOULD OF DUCKING WARNED ME??? WHAT

Raisin Br’aad : i was busy fearing for my life

Big Man : taxi get rid of the fucking geese

Goose Apologist : The other ones name is Chad

Big Man : i am pretty sure you are making this up

Goose Apologist : I’ll let them go at the park tomorrow

Big Man : if a goose fucking comes in my bed

Big Man : its going to die.

Goose Apologist : They won't!!
Big Man : i am pretty sure a goose would die if i fought it

Big Man : oh

Big Man : they better fucking not taxi

The Fated

7:05 PM

Raisin Br’aad : ok me and sylnan managed to escape

Hydrate or Diedrate : were you in there for the last two hours

Raisin Br’aad : yeah

Rat : We were playing uno

Big Man : keep playing

Raisin Br’aad : >:C

Rat : That’s uncalled for >:C

Big Man : >:)

The Fated

9:24 PM

Goose Apologist : What if I brought the geese to school

Rat : That’s a stupid idea.

Raisin Br’aad : no no

Raisin Br’aad : do it.

Hydrate or Diedrate : you probably shouldn’t

Big Man : do it.

Raisin Br’aad : taxi it would be so funny

Big Man : imagine the chaos

Rat : Actually yeah that would be really funny

Goose Apologist : Ok. 

Goose Apologist : Fine.

Raisin Br’aad : fuck yeah

Fated and Friends

9:26 PM

Goose Apologist : Heads up.

Goose Apologist : Be careful at school tomorrow 

Crime Lord : Taxi???
Cart Privileges REVOKED : Mk

Crime Lord : taxi what the FUCK r u doing

Goose Apologist : Name

Crime Lord : goose apologist???? What r u gonna do

Crime Lord : Put a goose in the school?
Goose Apologist : :)

Crime Lord : oh pog

The Fated

7:05 Monday

Goose Apologist : GUYS THE GOOSE IS GONE

Raisin Br’aad : WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE GOOSE IS GONE

Big Man : lmao what

Hydrate or Diedrate : how do you lose a goose?

Goose Apologist : I WAS BRINGING IT TO SCHOOL AND IT JUST FUCKING RAN

Goose Apologist : D: 

Raisin Br’aad : so no goose loose in the school?

Big Man : shame

Hydrate or Diedrate : goose loose in different location

Rat : Goose not loose

Rat : Ducking help shit help duck ah ah ah goose

Rat : Chasing me duck shit

Raisin Br’aad : :eyes:

Goose Apologist : Sylnan where are you

Rat : School

Raisin Br’aad : goose loose in school!!!!