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1. I Do (I Really Don't) by theonsfavouritetoy

   Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Aug 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Theon Greyjoy/Jon Snow
   • Theon Greyjoy
   • Jon Snow
   • Cersei Lannister
   • Wex Pyke
   • Robb Stark
   • Sansa Stark
   • Jaime Lannister
   • Arya Stark
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Fake Marriage
   • Marriage for green card
   • only here it's called a Gold Card
   • Living Together
   • Hate to Love
   • Jon is an impossible brat
   • Theon is Theon
   • (pining away and in denial about it)
   • past dark secrets
   • Childhood Trauma
   • cruel misappropriation of Lucky Charms
   • Additional Warnings In Author's Note
   • WSL - Westeros Sign Language

   Summary

   Jon hates Theon. Hates him. Loathes him. Wants to gruesomely murder him, on good days. And yet he still agrees to help him out when Theon needs to marry a Northerner to be able to stay in the North and avoid going back home, where a dark secret is waiting to catch up with him.

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