Archive of Our Own

Diluc:

• He’d be acting like he didn’t give a shit about valentine’s day but this mf is a softie
• Thinking he didn’t care, you’d offer to just stay in for the day or something
• Honestly as long as it was just the two of you, you don’t really care
• “What? No, we’re going out to dinner. I already planned it.” 
• You were really surprised, since he hadn’t voiced an opinion on the holiday before
• To him this year was different - you were married, so he assumes it should be a bigger deal
• You dressed up in your favorite outfit and met him at Angel’s Share later that day and  you swear you saw his jaw drop to the floor 
• He regained his composure before he could tease you about it, taking you to dinner as promised
• He held your hand from across the table and listened to you ramble about whatever
• You’d try to ask him things, but he’d shake you off, not wanting to talk about himself
• Nothing was out of the ordinary, just a normal dinner
• Until the walk home, when he pulled out a present for you
• “I had this made for you.” 
• A necklace made out of a Crystal core, melted into the Pyro symbol like his vision
• You started to get weepy as he put it on, pressing a kiss to your temple and wrapping his arms around your middle to embrace you
• You turned back around to kiss him on the lips
• After that he couldn’t get you home fast enough
• You thanked the archons that everyone else at the WInery was home for the night
• Namely because he fucked you right against the door once you got him 
• And on the reception desk
• ….. And the table

Kaeya:

• Listen, this man dotes on you 
• We all know Kaeya is the romantic type to the max so this is his day
• He wakes you up by kissing up your body and making you orgasm
• After that, he has to go in and work for a little bit 
• You don’t really mind, he gave you a bag of Mora and told you to buy something nice because he’s taking you to Liyue for a few days
• He plans on celebrating for days, apparently
• “We have a lot to celebrate, don’t we? It’s been quite a year.”
• Well, he wasn’t wrong about that
• When you get to Liyue, immediately your taken out to dinner and told to order anything you wanted 
• You almost feel bad when you glance at the bill, saying it's not fair he did everything when it was supposed to be for both of you.
• Later on that night, you and Kaeya walked around Liyue harbor together
• “You didn’t have to do all this for me - really.”
• He looked at you like you were crazy and smirked 
• “But I did.”
• Imagine the look on your face when he got down on one knee
• After you stopped crying, you somehow managed a yes
• Once you get back to where you were staying, he was on you
• Except now it’s time for you to show him how you feel
• He doesn’t complain when you do
• The reminder of your days in Liyue are spent in a similar fashion: eating and fucking

Childe:

• He has it planned down to the second
• When you woke up he was gone, making you upset
• But when you walked out of the bedroom and saw the dozens of roses, all was forgiven
• He left you a note, saying he’d be back shortly but to get ready to go out.
• Once he was home, he found you and immediately embraced you
• He was always one to shower you in compliments to begin with but today he was extra complimenting on everything about you
• He planned the entire day around your favorite things to do, from going to the tea shop and to the bookstore
• You tried to fit in something he liked to do, but he fought you
• “I’m happy seeing you happy, you know that!” 
• God damn it, he made your heart melt 
• You got home that night and he cooked for you
• And it was actually really, really good
• He got you a few presents too, of course
• Custom made jewelry, of course 
• You fell asleep on him that night, with his arms wrapped around you and your head on his chest
• You had been cuddling for what felt like hours, exchanging loving kisses between conversation
• You didn’t miss how he said he couldn’t wait till next year

Xiao:

• Thinks that it’s incredibly dumb 
• “It’s a waste of time” he says
• You get visibly sad, thinking now that you’re not gonna do anything for the whole day
• You were gonna make him his favorite and everything, as a surprise
• Now you’re just sad 
• Oh fuck oh fuck why are you upset red alert Xiao - 
• He asks Zhongli for advice, which isn’t any fucking good cause he tells him to show you how much he loves you 
• How the fuck does he do that?
• He doesn’t know
• He settles for trying to comfort you in his own way, cuddling with you and apologizing for being an ass
• You accept, and offer to make Almond Tofu for the two of you, but he says he’ll make it instead
• It isn’t very good, but the thought is what matters
• He tried and that was enough for you
• After dinner he gets very touchy
• That damn Harbinger was with Zhongli, he mentioned this is also something women like
• He wasn’t too keen to believe him, but the way you moaned just now made his dick twitch
• The rest of the night he shows you just how much he really loves you

Albedo:

• You didn’t think he knew that Valentine’s Day existed, honestly 
• Imagine your surprise when he woke you up with flowers, and saying he took the day off
• …. But that you needed to go out for work first
• You didn’t argue, he hardly ever took time off, so you’d go with him to get his supplies
• Even if that meant you’d fucking freeze in Dragonspire
• Once you got to his workstation in the mountain, he suggested a way to warm you up
• Your heart skipped a beat, until he pulled out a warming potion
• “What’s wrong? Drink it and you can be warm again.”
• You drank it, and then explained what you had thought he meant
• He laughed in your face, of course
• “Don’t worry, that will come… after dinner.” 
• Now you were fidgeting with anticipation the rest of the damn night 
• (that was also something that didn’t happen to often, damn workaholic)
• He started to notice at Angel’s Share, but you blamed it on the Dandelion Wine
• He saw right through you, but of course made it up later that night
• Right before you were about to go to sleep, you felt him slip something on your finger
• It was a ring - obviously handmade. It glowed a pretty yellow color, much like his vision
• “Happy Valentine’s, my love.” 

Zhongli:

• He doesn’t quite understand what the big deal is 
• “Why is there a day dedicated to love? I say it everyday, right?”
• He thinks it's just a consumer-made holiday
• Which it is, obviously
• But god damn it you just want your boyfriend to treat you to fucking dinner
• Even if it’s just Grilled Tiger Fish, that would suffice considering the former Archon never remembers his damn Mora 
• You thought you had died when he walked you into the finest restaurant in Liyue
• You refused to order until you had proof he had Mora on him
• He agreed with a laugh and showed you that he had plenty 
• He had arranged the table himself, apparently, moving both chairs next to each other
• This was so he could hold you throughout the evening, make sure you were okay 
• And whisper raunchy things into your ear while you tried to watch the entertainment like everyone else 
• For someone who didn’t understand the hype he was feeding into it quite a bit 
• He may be ancient, but he still had game 
• By the time you were done, your thighs were red from you rubbing them together
• You tried to make it into the bedroom, but he was quicker than you were 
• He called the rest of the night getting his Mora’s worth 

Scaramouche:

• “You’re kidding me? You care about that?”
• You should have known that would be the reaction, honestly
• After begging hard enough, he agrees to dinner
• You claim he gave in, he claims he was going to do it anyway
• (he gave in)
• He spent almost the whole time irritated that everyone was lovey-dovey
• “Scara, that’s how it is today. We look like the odd ones out.”
• He couldn’t have any of that, so he moved his chair next to yours and ate with one arm around your shoulder the rest of the time 
• You dragged him around to do things that you saw other couples doing
• You know, like holding hands and going for walks, eating some street food
• Couple things
• He was quiet for most of the night, humoring you
• You saw a nice necklace that you wanted while you were walking, but was offput by the price
• They wanted how much Mora for that?!
• You were eating a snack when Scaramouche walked away, saying he’d be back 
• A few minutes later, he clasped the necklace around your neck
• “I don’t want to hear it. Isn’t that the whole point of the holiday? Buying shit for your partner?” 
• You tried to tell him it wasn’t just that, but he shut you up with some kisses
• When you got home, he shut you up with more than just kisses
• “This is what I was looking forward to today.”