Archive of Our Own ^beta

Chapter Text

Roadside Friendship

Meatball added RatMan, WonderBoy, and 4 others

Meatball: Hello all!! :D

FightThePowa: KATYA HI !!!!

LawfulGood: Wtf is this??

Meatball: Groupchat!!

WonderBoy: Why

RatMan: because

WonderBoy left

Meatball added WonderBoy

WonderBoy left

Meatball added WonderBoy

FightThePowa: DIMA DONT GO

FightThePowa: I NEED YOU TO BALANCE OUT THE HELL OF DEALING WITH MY BROTHER

RatMan: i’m great fuck you

WonderBoy: You’re pretty shit actually

WonderBoy: But…yeah ok I’ll stay

RatMan: haha w h i p p e d

WonderBoy left

FightThePowa: NOOOOOOOOO

JuiceMom added WonderBoy

JuiceMom: You’re welcome

FightThePowa: THANK YOU MOM

JuiceMom: I am not your mom

JuiceMom: If anything I’m Dmitry’s mom

Meatball: You can be both of their moms :D

RatMan: wouldn’t that be incest

Meatball: Oh shit you right

Lawful Good: NO SWEARING

RatMan: you swear all the fucking time

LawfulGood: HEY FUCK YOU

MinecraftDad: Sasha, no swearing.

LawfulGood: SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE WORKING

MinecraftDad: My phone kept ringing and nearly fell off the table.

FightThePowa: Haha the Phone was Done with Your bullshit

MinecraftDad: If we’re going that route then technically it was done your shenanigans.

MinecraftDad: Also unrelated but why am I named “MinecraftDad”?

MinecraftDad: I am not a dad.

JuiceMom: I mean we’re kinda parents, parents to 5 disaster children

WonderBoy: I’m not a disaster

JuiceMom: You’re the least disaster out of everyone but that’s not saying much

FightThePowa: WAIT we are NOT disasters

JuiceMom: The two of you nearly burnt down my kitchen

FightThePowa: THAT WAS ONE TIME

JuiceMom: It was several times

JuiceMom: But anyway we match Sergei, how cute is that

MinecraftDad: Oh yeah, we do!

Meatball: We did that on purpose!!!

Wonderboy: We?

RatMan: your welcome

LawfulGood: GOD DAMNIT I SHOULD’VE KNOWN IT WAS YOU

RatMan: i apologize for nothing

Meatball: I suggested that we create a groupchat and Yura suggested the nicknames!!

Meatball: However most of them were lame so I changed them :D

RatMan: excuse you my nicknames were great

Meatball: No they weren’t :)

JuiceMom: Were any of Yura’s names kept?

Meatball: Oh yeah Sanya’s and Dmitry’s!!!

LawfulGood: F U C K

WonderBoy: What did I do to deserve this

RatMan: i mean its accurate

WonderBoy: It is not accurate

WonderBoy: @FightThePowa Is it accurate?

FightThePowa: Don’t,,,, Don’t Make Me Do This

WonderBoy: Fuck

RatMan: lmaooooooo

WonderBoy: I’m gonna actually fight you

RatMan: ok mr got beat up trying to save a stranger

Wonderboy: Ok Mr. Dead Fish

RatMan: that wasn't even good

WonderBoy: Not like yours was any better

FightThePowa: HA! Get Him Dima!!

JuiceMom: Someone grab some popcorn

MinecraftDad: Shouldn’t we be stopping this?

JuiceMom: Eh

LawfulGood: lmaoooo

RatMan: there was an attempt

Meatball: I appreciate the effort :D

FightThePowa: I think your the only one my Dude

MinecraftDad: Well then, thank you KT. You’re one of two good children here

RatMan: i mean fair

FightThePowa: EXCUSE YOU I AM A  D E L I G H T

Meatball: Happy to help!!

Chapter Text

Roadside Friendship

LawfulGood: Okay who the FUCK invented math

LawfulGood: Because they’re about to catch these HANDS

JuiceMom: It was invented by the Ancient Greeks sometime during 300 B.C., so all of them are dead

LawfulGood: I’ll ROB THEIR GRAVES then

JuiceMom: Alright then, it’s decided. We’re gonna fly to Greece and rob their ancient graves

JuiceMom: Sergei can come with

MinecraftDad: Okay I have several notes.

MinecraftDad: First of all, Sasha you’re not allowed rob the graves of old mathematicians.

LawfulGood: Fuck You I Do What I Want

MinecraftDad: No swearing.

LawfulGood: NO

MinecraftDad: Second of all, can we go on a history tour if we do visit Greece?

JuiceMom: Oh absolutely

JuiceMom: We could see the Athens, explore the Acropolis

JuiceMom: It would be very romantic

FightThePowa: WAIT NO FAIR I WANNA GO

Meatball: Yeah it could be fun!!! I wanna see the world with you guys!!

RatMan: hell yeah I wanna rob a grave with some of you

LawfulGood: Some??

RatMan: you heard me 

FightThePowa: Dima said He’d wanna Come too!!

LawfulGood: He can’t say it himself

FightThePowa: Nah He’s Cooking RN

FightThePowa: I’ve Been reading Him The texts Instead Of doing Homework

MinecraftDad: Do your homework

FightThePowa: Nah (:

RatMan: don’t know how to do quadratic equations huh

FightThePowa: SCREW YOU YOURE LITERALLY FAILING LIKE HALF YOUR CLASSES

RatMan: doesn’t mean i don’t know how math works

RatMan: besides id be doing better if  s o m e o n e  gave me my book back

LawfulGood: Maybe don’t ACCUSE ME OF FLIRTING WITH YOU EVERY FIVE SECONDS

RatMan: maybe don’t flirt with me every five seconds

Meatball: He has a point you know :D

LawfulGood: NO HE DOESNT KATYA I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME

Meatball: I fight for the truth :D

LawfulGood: THATS NOT THE TRUTH

MinecraftDad: I hope that’s not the truth.

RatMan: what do you mean im great

Meatball: You’re really not!

RatMan: thank you katya you’re very supportive 

FightThePowa: HAHA VERY GREAT ID LOVE TO RAG ON MY BROTHER WITH YOU BUT UHHHH

FightThePowa: DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND PASSES OUT

FightThePowa: ASKING FOR A FRIEND

JuiceMom: Oh shit is Dmitry ok

MinecraftDad: What happened?

FightThePowa: IDK BUT I WAS READING HIM THE TEXTS AND I HEARD HIM TALKING AND THEN HE STOPPED RESPONDING AND I HEARD A THUD AND NOW HES ON THE FLOOR

JuiceMom: I’m on my way back

RatMan: haha cant believe you murdered your boyfriend

Meatball: Shut the fuck up :D

FightThePowa: YEAH WHAT SHE SAID

FightThePowa: BESIDE DIMA IS FINE PROBABLY

JuiceMom: Probably?

FightThePowa: IDK IM NOT A DOCTOR

MinecraftDad: Are any of the units on?

FightThePowa: Units?

LawfulGood: He means the stove

FightThePowa: Oh They Are!!! I’ll Turn Them Off

MinecraftDad: Okay, after that try to take Dmitry to the couch and wait for Olya to get back.

FightThePowa: WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

MinecraftDad: I’ve dealt with my fair share of kitchen accidents.

LawfulGood: Wait how did he pass out anyway

FightThePowa: IM NOT SURE

FightThePowa: WAIT I SEE SOME BLOOD

JuiceMom: I’m sorry, blood

FightThePowa: YEAH BUT LIKE NOT LIFE THREATENING

JuiceMom: That’s...not better

Meatball: Maybe he cut himself and passed out when he saw blood?

MinecraftDad: What do you mean?

Meatball: He passes out when he uses his powers right?

Meatball: Maybe he just faints easily :O

RatMan: oh shit you might be right

FightThePowa: WAIT YEAH THATS ACTUALLY REALLY SMART

JuiceMom: Unlock the door I’m almost back

FightThePowa: AH OK GOTTA GO

Meatball: Later :D

LawfulGood: Don’t die

Meatball and FightThePowa

19:24

Meatball: Hey did everything turn out alright?

FightThePowa: Oh Yeah Dima’s doing great!! We’re not allowed in the kitchen for a while tho LMAO

Meatball: Ah that’s good! Glad everything worked out!!! Why the kitchen?

FightThePowa: Olya’s scared of Dima hurting himself again and I’ve been banned for a WHILE

Meatball: Because you burned down the kitchen?

FightThePowa: IRRELEVANT 

FightThePowa: but N E WAYS you were right about Dima!! I asked him about how he passed out and he Thinks that that’s what happened too!

Meatball: Thinks?

FightThePowa: He doesn’t remember It that well

FightThePowa: But how did you know that was the Case

Meatball: Just a guess!!

FightThePowa: If that was just a guess then WOW YOURE SMART

Meatball: Thank you !!! You’re pretty cool yourself :D

FightThePowa: KDHAHDHDKK

Roadside Friendship

WonderBoy: Guys I think Anya’s broken

Meatball: Oops!!

Chapter Text

Roadside Friendship

Meatball: We should throw a party !!!!!

FightThePowa: Why??

Meatball: Because :D

LawfulGood: That’s not a reason??

Meatball: It’d be fun !!!

WonderBoy: Would it though?

RatMan: well idk what’s up with all y’all but it sounds like a nice time

JuiceMom: There wouldn’t be alcohol

RatMan: oh in that case never mind

WonderBoy: That’s your reason for not wanting to go?

FightThePowa: YEAH alcohol sucks

MinecraftDad: For once I have to agree.

LawfulGood: There’s literally a cooler full of beer in your office??

MinecraftDad: How do you know about that?

LawfulGood: ….

LawfulGood: No Reason

RatMan: lmaooooo have fun being grounded

LawfulGood: I LITERALLY STEAL THAT SHIT FOR YOU ASSHOLE

LawfulGood: Whatever I can just Seek Out

LawfulGood: The law can’t control me

Meatball: The law can control you if you tell him your plan !!

RatMan: yeah how are you worse at this then fucking anya

FightThePowa: EXCUSE YOU I am an EXPERT at sneaking out

JuiceMom: …

WonderBoy: Olya just put down her phone and sighed

LawfulGood: LMAOOOOOO

RatMan: did she just gave up

MinecraftDad: I think so? Love if you see this I’m sorry our children are problematic.

JuiceMom: It’s ok I’m no longer surprised

WonderBoy: I’m slightly offended

RatMan: good

LawfulGood: OH LOOK SERGEI IS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW HAHA TOPIC CHANGE

Meatball: I don’t think that’s how conversations work???

LawfulGood: It is shut up

LawfulGood: Katya this sounds less like a Party and more like a get Together but I don’t object to it

WonderBoy: I don’t get the difference?

RatMan: parties are for groups of people you don’t know but get drunk with while get togethers are for people who don’t have enough friends

FightThePowa: That CANT be right

JuiceMom: No it’s correct

MinecraftDad: Did you all just forget about birthday parties? J

uiceMom: You mean like for kids

MinecraftDad: Yes??

JuiceMom: I did not

RatMan: you’re telling me that adults don’t get wasted when they’re stuck in the same environment with screaming kids for hours on end

MinecraftDad …No comment

LawfulGood: I can’t believe my own brother made me spit out my drink from laughing too hard fucking DAMNIT

Meatball: Sergei is officially funny now

LawfulGood: These truly are dark ages

WonderBoy: Wait so Katya would we be having a party or a get together

Katya: A get together I guess!

MinecraftDad: I’ll bring games!

LawfulGood: I’ll bring some cards cause I wanna beat you all at poker

WonderBoy: What’s poker

LawfulGood: …

MinecraftDad: Why did Sasha just run out the house?

MinecraftDad: Oh that’s why.

FightThePowa: Ok NOW you should be scared

WonderBoy: I am? But gonna ignore it I guess?

RatMan: hell yeah you get it

WonderBoy: Choosing to ignore THAT

WonderBoy: Maybe I can bring food

JuiceMom: You’re still banned from the kitchen

WonderBoy: Damnit

FightThePowa: RIIIIP

RatMan: haha suffer

FightThePowa: He’s still better at cooking then you!!

JuiceMom: He’s better at cooking then everyone here except Sergei

RatMan: and it’s not like the standards were set low at all

LawfulGood: You don’t know my cooking abilities

RatMan: you set fire to ramen because you forgot to put water in the pan

LawfulGood: ALJSHGGSKK SHUT THE FKUC UP NO ONE ASKED

RatMan: fkuc

LawfulGood: SCREW YOU!!

JuiceMom: Off topic but @MinecraftDad you’re buying me a new doorknob

MinecraftDad: Explain?

FightThePowa: Your sister just KIDNAPPED MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND????!!!!!!

RatMan: oh lmao yeah she does that sometimes he’ll be fine

FightThePowa: NOT HELPFUL

LawfulGood: Don’t worry I’m just teaching him poker since he’s ignorant

LawfulGood: I would’ve grabbed him sooner but I had to argue with Yura first

Meatball: Makes sense!

FightThePowa: No! It doesn’t!

JuiceMom: Also you probably shouldn’t have broke my door down since Dmitry is technically a fugitive

RatMan: not even technically he just is

LawfulGood: Oh shit I didn’t think about that

LawfulGood: Explains why Dmitry is glaring at me lol

LawfulGood: Sorry dude

WonderBoy: …

FightThePowa: He forgives you!

RatMan: how do you know

FightThePowa: Cause I’m the greatest and know my boyfriend well!

WonderBoy: That is true

FightThePowa: <3 !!!!!!!

WonderBoy: …<3

Meatball: Cute!!!

RatMan: gross

WonderBoy: Fuck you

FightThePowa: SHSKKAJDKAKSJ

LawfulGood: But yeah party at Olya’s place sometime?

RatMan: get together

LawfulGood motherfuckshdjsjssn SHUT UP

RatMan: :p J

uiceMom: Wait who said I’d be hosting?

MinecraftDad: We could host if you don’t want to

JuiceMom: No I’m fine with it

RatMan: ok lol but we should do tomorrow at like noon

MinecraftDad: Isn’t that during school

FightThePowa: And?!

JuiceMom: We’re not letting you guys skip school for this

FightThePowa: Why?!

MinecraftDad: School is important.

RatMan: gotta disagree with you there

Meatball: We’ll have it this weekend so you guys don’t miss school

RatMan: damnit

FightThePowa: FUCK

LawfulGood: Haha imagine going to school couldn’t be me

RatMan: mean

LawfulGood: Deserved

FightThePowa: HA!

WonderBoy: You…also go to school Anya

FightThePowa: shhhhhhhh NOT IMPORTANT

JuiceMom: So…hangout at my place this weekend?

Meatball: Wait do you guys actually wanna do it?

FightThePowa: Yeah! Seems like a nice time now

Meatball: Then I guess it’s settled!