Work Text:
Tony
Yesterday 11:56 PM
Steve: Still working?
Tony: i'll be up soon
Steve: I'll keep the bed warm.
Tony: god i love you (Face Throwing A Kiss)
Today 5:42 PM
Tony: “broken friendships, broken trust, wounds such as these take much longer to heal”
Tony: don’t get me wrong, thor’s great
Tony: love the guy, wonderful team member
Tony: pantene model of the year
Tony: but what the fuck
Steve: He's not wrong, though.
Tony: who says that
Tony: no, stop, c'mon
Tony: i trust you with my life, without hesitation
Steve: Do you?
Tony: okay, maybe there was some hesitation
Tony: but i love you, and the unwavering trust is sort of built into that sometimes
Steve: I still feel like I need to make up for it all. I don’t know.
Tony: if there’s anyone that should feel guilty, it’s me
Tony: i should’ve figured it out sooner
Steve: How did you?
Steve: Figure it out, I mean. What tipped you off?
Tony: you can’t spell “subtext” without “buttsex” and there was a severe lack of it, frankly
Steve: Please tell me you’re joking.
Tony: i am
Tony: not
Tony: that super skrull barely touched me more than a clap on the back, never swooned whenever i entered a room
Steve: I do not swoon!
Tony: you definitely swoon
Tony: you drool a little bit too
Tony: you think no one notices, but we do
Steve: I hate you.
Tony: you laughed, didn’t you?
Steve: I plead the fifth.
Tony: in all seriousness, there was something missing that i couldn’t put a finger on
Tony: your essence, your normal wise-cracks, your uncanny ability to throw me down to the mat
Tony: cap, every time i look back on my life, you’re the only good i’ve ever done
Tony: no skrull could ever hope to replace that
Steve: Thanks, Tony. I love you.
Tony: love you too
6:25 PM
Tony: so... about that subtext?
Steve: You're insatiable.
Steve: Expect me in five.
