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Kristin - Immortal - 8'2 - Death God - Uses she/her and death/deaths/deathself - Mama Death

Philza - 29 Centuries old (Immortal) - 5'7 - Angel of Death - He/Him - Caw Caw Bitch

Bad - 29 Centuries (Immortal) - 7'5 - demon of life - uses he/him - The Muffin Man

Skeppy - Immortal/No one really knows - 5'2 - Enchanted Gemstone - uses he/dia - I kan speel!

Schlatt - born/raised in 14th century, 12 years older than Puffy - 6'8 - Chimera (Ram horns, snake eyes and fangs, bat-like wings) - uses he/wine - What do you mean I shouldn't give the kids wine?

Puffy - born/raised around 14th century (pirate time pog) - 4'11 - Kraken/sea monster - Uses She/They/Captain - Captain Kraken

Sam - 35 - 7'0 - Half cyclops - uses he/him - Mad Eye Moony

Ponk - 32 - 5'8 - “a herb witch that specializes in lemons” - uses all pronouns - Lemon Boy

ExDee - 21 - 7'1 - Young Order God - uses he/they/it/ae - ORDER

Hannah - 20 - 5'6 - Priestess of Death - uses she/flor/ro - Babysitter Rose

Punz - 19 - 6'1 - “pointy eared bois” (elf w/o magic) - uses he/him - Sans the Skeleton

George and Eret - 19 and 18 - 5'4 and 6'6 - half gorgon siblings - George uses he/him - Eret uses all pronouns - Lemme sleep and Queer King respectively

Foolish - 17 - 6'4 - young god (Water, from Atlantis! :D) - uses he/gold - Under da sea!

Charlie Slimecicle - 17 - 5'8 - the slime, a bone witch - uses he/they/slime - Goopy boi

Dream - 16 - 6'3 - Blob - (his best power is convincing his friends/family to fight for him, and he hangs that over everyone else) - uses he/they/it/blob - Blobby bish

Niki - 16 - 5'3 - Mermaid (The type with scales and fins off their arms/legs, not tails) - uses she/pond/river (amab) - The little mermaid

Jack Manifold - 16 - 5'11 - Vampire - uses he/they - Can't stop the grind

Techbur twins - 16 - Wilbur 6'5, Techno 5'6 - half siren half fae - they both use it/they/he/she pronouns (Techno's steals from others and Wilbur steals from him) (also more pronouns, with these 4 as their usual ones) - Loud but harmless and Silent but deadly respectively

Alyssa - 15(died centuries ago though) - 5'2 - ghost - she/her - Female Danny Phantom

Sapnap - 15 - 5'5 - Demon (fire based powers) - uses he/flames - Arson pog

Quackity - 15 - 5'4 - Bird shapeshifter but prefers to be like a duck - uses he/him - rubber duck

Karl - 15 - 6'1 - elf (no magic just pointy ears) - uses he/they/honk/seer/tick - Tik Tok goes the Clock

Ranboo -13 - 5'9 - Dragon Fae hybrid - Uses he/they/end/void/it/pearl - The Onceler

Tavia - 13 - 5'4 - Shapeshifter but prefers to be like a racoon - Uses She/Her - TAVIA

Tubbo - 13 - 5'0 - Satyr - uses he/she - bee boi

Purpled - 13 - 5'7 - “pointy eared bois” (elf w/o magic) - uses he/star - Space boi

Fundy - 13 - 5'3 - Kitsune - uses he/him (trans ftm) - Not a furry

Drista - 10 - 5'0 - young god (trickster) (god self makes her more knowledgeable than a normal person at 10) - Uses she/her - chaos

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Introductions

• Palloew- Hallo, I’m name changer extraordinaire Palloew, but I have more names tbh. I go by They/Them + Neopronouns. Nice ta meet y’all ᗡ:
• Cedar: Hello guys! I’m Cedar (Or Fox!) holder of the brain cell and the resident impulse control. My pronouns are he/they/star. I hope you are enjoying our series so far! :)
• Alex: Hi :) Alex here I use no pronouns but I don’t care if you do use some for me. You probably don't recognize me from the fact that I don’t answer any of your comments. I’m not shy if that’s what you're thinking. I just don’t wanna lose my mysterious image. ;)
• Shadow- Hallo lovelies! I'm Shadow! I've been dubbed by the group as "our beloved" and "the one who carries this project" lol. I've also gained the title of "Sbadals, chaos god" so that's fun! Shadow is my primary name, though I occasionally use a few others; I use a large variety of pronouns, but a few of my primary and/or favorite ones are they, it, dia, shade, sparkle, god, tomb, and chaos based pronouns! I vibe as pure chaos and should be feared /hj ᗡ:
• Ghostbur; Yellc, Ghcstbvr here, ycvr lccal havnter! I vse a lct cf prcncvns bvt my mains are limbc/limbcs and zie/sair, I’ve alsc been dvbbed very Gender by the BGDW in grcvp. Ycv prcbably wcn’t see me reply tc ccmments mvch, bvt I premise I check them! Glcwing regards~ 

Gay_Bich and Beth_Beyond - who are your guys favorite smp member/character?

• Alex: Technoblade! No Tubbo! No Niki! Uhhh Fundy??? Might be Quackity actually?? I’m also pretty attached to Wilbur? I love too many people to pick a favorite :/ But if I have to say I’m vibing the most with right now it’d probably be Niki or Techno.

• Cedar: Karl, Eret or Drista :D

• Palloew- I feel the need to say Tubbo, because I have stolen his name, but tbh the bench trio, niki, karl, maybe Quackity, uhhhhh, most of them? Idk we’ll just go with Tubbo lmao

• Shadow- Technoblade all the way. A few others I like are Philza, Eret, and Ranboo :D
• Ghcstbvr; My favcrite character really isn’t svrprising, it’s Ghcstbvr! Thcvgh I dc really like Wilbvr’s character as well :]

That_Masked_Anon - When is your upload schedule?

• Shadow- Ah yes, our totally normal and totally real upload schedule mhm mhm /lh. Honestly, we don’t have one. We all just kinda write when we feel up to it or have inspiration. We’re all nd to some extent, so schedules as well as life isn’t something we thought would work out. Thus, our uploads are a little sporadic (3 in a day then a week without any and such) but we try to make sure we don’t leave without anything for too long!
• Alex: Our sins have finally caught up to us. Gotta admit we don’t have an update schedule. Sometimes we update twice a day and post a side fic in a day and other times we simply cease to exist for a week. Just the way things are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• Cedar: The heck is that? Upload schedule? Don’t know ‘em! For real tho, that shit is inexistent.
• Ghcstbvr; vplcad schedvle,,,, yeah,,,
• Palloew- UHHHHHHHH…. Yes we have an update schedule definitely, no but seriously we do try to do something after too long, sorry we dont have all that much of one tho lol

That_Masked_Anon - Who are your favorite characters to write for/who do you write for the most?

• Shadow- Technoblade again lol. I’ve so far worked on writing a lot of them in, but I think my favorites to focus in on are sbi members (including the honorary 2) (I am an sbi fan sue me /lh), Dream (esp with Techno their dynamic is just amazing), and the queens Eret and Niki. I enjoy writing a variety of ways and a variety of characters, so while my favorite characters and those they work well with may be my favorite to write, I have had so much fun working on all of them so far in the series!
• Alex: Okay so if we're talking favorites characters to write for I would say Techno, Tubbo, Drista, Purpled, Fundy, Tavia and Ranboo. Yes I did just list all the young kids and Techno. (Though I will admit Techno is mostly written by Shadow and bee does an excellent job at it.) I just like writing my chaos gremlins. If you see any petty fights or slightly threatening lines from any of the characters there is a 69% chance I wrote it lol. I love writing silly little rivalries and sibling shenanigans. If we're talking about characters I've written the most of so far? I think I’ve written at least a little of everyone but most surprisingly I've done a lot of stuff with Dream/Blob. I've even got something in the works for him rn but that all depends on when this qna comes out :)
• Cedar: For me it really depends on the specifics of what I’m writing such as the genre, au, headcanons, ect. For this series, I don’t think I have a favorite character to write but I particularly enjoyed writing Divergent Discoveries and can probably say that was my favorite thing to write.
• Ghcstbvr; Definitely Wilbvr cr Slime, specifically becavse they’re almcst exactly like my perscnality [bvt alsc jvst cvz they're fvn and ccmfcrt streamers]
• Palloew- Uhh I suppose I like writing Tubbo or Tavia, but I don't mind writing any character, as long as people haven't already started something with that character

Beth_Beyond - Who writes the most out of the group?

• I like to think we all contribute our best into this story. We’re all so skilled (not to brag ofc) at different things and honestly all our contributions are of equal importance and significance. So to keep it simple: Shadow<3 Bee doesn’t fucking sleep and it’s lowkey concerning at this point. Crystal is the only one with a semi regular sleeping schedule, the rest of ours are fucked, but bee is just straight up is awake all the time.
• Cedar: Shadow I think. I’m not fully sure since I’m actually asleep like a third of the time these idiots (/lh) post. Get some sleep you guys! (:
• Ghostbur- Definitely Shadcw. But ykncw, prcps tc scft, scft is gccd at what hard dces :]
• Palloew- Not me that's for sure, It's usually Shadow who does tho, props to Shadow for writing so much, we all really appreciate how much they do.
• Shadow- *raises hand* Guilty lol, no shame :D The others are all super nice and hella supportive of me going wild with things, so I have. This group is awesome and I love working on things for this! <3

Beth_Beyond - Inspiration?

• Cedar: From what I remember, there was none? This story started when we all starting talking about a bone witch  Slimeciccle au and decided “Hey, we should make an actual collab of this!” So we did and look where we are now!
• Apart from the mcyt?? Ngl this started off as a crack idea in a discord server we’re all in. It was a slimecicle witchcraft au originally if I remember correctly but we just kept adding on and on and on and you guys get the point. Eventually I just decided “fucc it” and added us all in a dms. Later we created our own private server and that’s how BGDW started. If we have to give credit to anyone it’d prolly be to .Glitch’s fics are what brought us all together in the first place. Here’s a link to aer account if you haven’t already read their fics: https://archiveofourown.org/users/honeyedluv/pseuds/honeyedluv go check em out they’re pretty poggers 
• Ghostbur- Basically what the cthers said, it all started with a disccrd server fcr a fanfic and twc dvmbasses whc liked witch Slimecicle, and then it evclved tc five dvmbasses. Nct ccmplaining >v>
• Shadow- More or less what the others have already said! Discord talk about Slimecicle witchcraft au, it ended up with multiple of us mentioning making our own stories/aus based on what was mentioned, and then someone mentioned just doing a collab. From there, it became a solid 5 and devolved into the full BGDW au! Most inspiration for individual chapters, side stories, and backgrounds come from a variety of projection, a want to explore certain topics, or wild creative daydreaming!
• Palloew- Yeah pretty much what everyone else said lol, we kinda just made an idea in a server chat and rolled with it. 

Our Personal Favourite Lines:

• “Shut the fucketh up”
• “She Will Bite Me”
• “WE TALK IN OUR HEADS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRYPTIC????”
• “I will tell you where Ranboo is hiding for money”
• “betrayal??? From my own qpp???? Oh jail for Eret!! Jail for a thousands of years” “Wilbur is a miette kinnie”
• “Tubbo would never betray me big man. Right Tubbo?”  “Yes Tommy. I would never betray you for 51 yellow m&m’s.”
• “‘Gender euphoria is the only drug we sell.’ Ranboo agreed. ‘It’s better than crack.’”
• “THATS A VOCAL TIC NOT A WRITING ONE FUCK OFF”
• “THE BALANCE”
• “Silence for arson. Fair trade, alright”
• Wilbur changes Techno’s nickname. — Techno changes Techno’s nickname. “Fair enough, have a nice day”

If we went any other fic than the main fic this list would literally never end :)