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At 8 o'clock in the morning, just a couple of minutes ago, Monokuma's morning alert sounded. Almost all of the high school students gathered in the gym. They were all sleepy and angry.
Kokichi went up to the stage in the gym and walked to the podium, clearing his throat.
“I have gathered you here, my dear classmates,” he began. From the "hall" appeared a gesture "F U" for authorship of Miu. - "I downloaded PowerPoint and wanted to share my good mood with you!"
“That's kind of you, Oma,” Kirumi replied politely, while the others sat and looked at him, grimacing with displeasure.
Kokichi launched the presentation, and the entire slide highlighted in colorful letters:
TOP 5 REASONS WHY I HATE KAITO MOMOTA
- Again? - Kaito's displeased sigh was heard from the “hall”.
Kokichi clicked on the space bar.
1. There is no such reason, because Momota-chan is my best friend in the entire galaxy, and I love him very much as a friend.
Kaito's displeasure was replaced by a warm smile.
"Here it is, my sidekick! I love him! What a sweetheart he is!" Momota jumped up and exclaimed happily.
"Sweetheart"? Are you grandfather? Although even my grandfather doesn't say that ...” Fuyuhiko said with a grin.
“I haven't heard this word for over a hundred years, and when I heard it from my grandfather in the body of a teenager, I was amazed!" Gundham raised his hand enthusiastically.
"Are you my great-grandfather?" Hiyoko said sarcastically.
"Why are you being so cruel to Kaito? He just used a nice word. This word brings to me pleasant memories - my creator used it!" Kibo looked at them condemningly.
"Omg, Kiboy learned to read the atmosphere!" Kokichi chuckled.
The leader accidentally touched the space bar with his hand, and the next slide appeared.
2. He has a rooster's hair.
Attached to the reason was a photoshopped picture of Kaito's head superimposed on the rooster's body.
Miu laughed hysterically, and the astronaut's disgruntled panting became a little louder. He got up from his place in the "audience hall" and went up to the joker on the stage.
"Remember the last seconds of my life!" he squeaked and cringed.
“Go on,” Momota muttered, squeezing his shoulder tightly.
"Whatever you say, Momota-chan ..."
3. It stinks. why? No one knows.
Kaito scanned the slide and raised his eyebrows.
“No, I’m not,” he raised his hand and sniffed at his shirt. Kokichi doubled over and laughed as loudly as Miu. "Go on," he continued calmly.
4. He is very tall and it hurts me.
The slide was accompanied by a picture of Kaito as tall as a skyscraper.
“I didn't mean to hurt you by being tall. It's so low on my part,” Kaito grinned widely.
“Oh, you bastard,” Kokichi hissed with a grin, “I advise you to find knee pads.
"What is it squeaking down there? I can't see anything.” Momota put an elbow on the top of his head.
"You! .. you! ..." Oma gasped.
"What, Oma?"
"You're soooo rude, Momota-chan ..." he snorted and jabbed the space bar again.
5. My cloak suits him more than me. For that, I hate him.
"Yah," agreed Kaito, "I'm pretty hot in him."
“Hey, curb your ego, otherwise you’ll crush me now,” Kokichi grumbled.
"Is this the whole presentation?" Kokichi nodded. "Somehow poor for an absolute pranker," the astronaut pronounced the verdict.
"Hey! .." the leader was indignant.
“But despite this, you will get,” He rubbed his fists.
"Stop, stop, stop," the joker fidgeted. He tried to escape from the stage, but Kaito was still holding him back. "I'm with love, you know? You are my friend ..." Kokichi mumbled and hit him in the shoulder with his fist.
"Me too I’m with love, you little bastard,” Momota said good-naturedly and smiled.
"Sixth reason!" Oma shouted, "he threatens me and insults me!"