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My To-Hoot List
1. Hoot
2. Greet all my friends
3. Eat a bug
4. Do zoomies till I get dizzy
5. Throw up bug
6. Do some light cleaning (destroy everything)
7. Contemplate my own existence
8. Finger paint with King
9. Return the "Boiling Isles Pyromancy Tome" to Tiny Nose
10. Write to Lilith (ask her how to get bug vomit out of the carpet)
11. Annoy Eda (affectionate)
12. Late night zoomies (demonic)
13. Destroy God
14. Bedtime!!!!!!