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Published:
2021-09-14
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2022-07-09
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cookie run but bad

Summary:

its just stupid shit ok you read the label on the tin

fics complete everybody go home sorry

Chapter 1: fortnite

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crepe cookie play fortnite battle royale

 

Chapter 2: HERB COOKIE

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HERB COOKIE

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wow sure love being a normal cookie

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BY TALOS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

Chapter 3: the third one

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its the third one!

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hes in the ball pit!!!!!!!!! good for him :]

Chapter 4: FOURTH ONE

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yes. YES. YES!!!!!

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Chapter 5: PUBLIC STATEMENT

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ok

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OK. ok hello hi

 

SO. SO. this is a joke between friends and i deeply apologize for unleashing this edit i made upon the world

 

in my defense (my only defense) its just a bit funny ok thank you enjoy the show im sorry

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                                                                                                                      ok

Chapter 6: youtube apology video

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HELLO YOUTUBE welcome to my youtube channel. 

 

coolguy984 here to apologize for my behavior. in my defense, that guy was a hashtag: silly fool

 

 

ANYWAYS thats todays video now dont forget to:

Chapter 7: ok

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TIME CRIMES GET YOU PUT IN THE WIGGLER.

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OK AND!!!!!! thatse it she got put in the wiggler .the end

Chapter 8: IKEA

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ikea!

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Chapter 9: rye cookie goes to claires

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aweijogwaijoeijooooooo54rt6yuhjgvcftyuigyfyuhgvbgyughvgvgv

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YEEEEEHAWW HOW I LOVE GOING TO MY LOCAL CLAIRES AND!!!!! WHATS THIS!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHY IS BIGWELD FROM THE HIT MOVIE ROBOTS (2006) AT CLAIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YEEHAW!! WHAT IS THIS HELL DIMENSION THAT I AM FORCED TO LIVE IN! WHOS WRITING THIS

Chapter 10: the third one (part 2!)

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he returns to another ball pit,,,,, he is lost in the sauce yet again

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Chapter 11: timekep

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timekep

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Chapter 12: wait what

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nikola orsinov herself asked to be in the fic. i will not explain

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Chapter 13: poor meow meow

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yea ok enjoy

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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LOOK AT THIS MAN.

hes so sad. pathetic. was rescued from a WET CARDBOARD BOX when he was 7, and was born in there. 

just a tiny, sad, sad man. A POOR, SOPPING WET KITTEN!!!!

LIKE if you cried! 

 

^ he was FOUND IN A WET CARDBOARD BOX. he PAWED and CLAWED at the doors to the hotel , begging to be hired. one day they took pity on his little, tiny, pathetic kitten self, and invited him inside to feast on bread and sleep in the FIRST sunbeam of his life.

 

SHARE THIS STORY if its INSPIRING

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i dont know what content yall signed up for but i hope this is it. good evening

Chapter 14

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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the fuckging . the stupid. hell yea

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i havent seen the story i think theyre just funny. also this is the first post with them in the tags. smh am i the only one who thinks their neat