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it's the middle of jr high, it was 1:00am and the freshly new young couple sam and max were putting the finishing touches or her performance in tomorrow's talent show and sam was showing some tricks while max makes there outifs with his very talented and slightly odd sewing skills "is this your card little buddy?" max look at the card and frown "sam that's not my card, i thought you knew magic you faker, i still love you though but you lied to me!" sam smirk and rise a finger "ah ah watch" sam said as her threw the card in the air the card burst in flames and landed back on his hand "is this your card now" max look at the card and couldn't believe it "holy fucking criss angel how do that!!?" he scream then later got his mouth covered by sam "max you can't curse in grannys house!" max pulled his hand down "but she's not here sammy" sam look at him quiet for a moment "good point little buddy, so how are you going?" max lifted a magiciens tux "tada, yeah i know i'm the greatest dont need to say it" sam hold the tux with a smile "wow this looks amazing you truly are a fantastic tailor" max blushes when he head sam say that "oh stop it hehe" sam look at mas and ask "where or how did you learn to sew?" max smile and answers "sewing class but for a good reason, one in case you had a wardrobe malfunction" sam blushed "oh yeah thanks for repairing my pants before anyone notice max" max put a hand his shoulder "no need for thanks sammy, my second reason is incase we lose a body part like a arm" they both smiled afterwards.
Once they pick up there stuff max remembered something at look at sam "oh i almost forgot, close your eyes sammy" sam cover his eyes with his hands "fine but don't scare me again" max answered back "i wont this time, now open them" the moment sam look he went deep red and steaming sweat "w-what's th-th-that m-max?" max was wearing a las vegas style magician assistant outfit, glitter bathing suit style of clothes, see thru stocking, high heels, bowtie, gloves, cufflinks without sleeves and a little top hat "this its my assistant site i want to be there with you so you don't get stage fright" he then twirl and then strike a pose "you like it?" sam studers "y-yeah i do hehe" max smiles and hug him tight "good now let's get some rest i'm tired and it's late" they both went to bed and fell asleep.
The bell ring, everyone was walking home sam was waiting for max in the front gate, max ran to him and catch up "sorry i gotted to go to the bathroom" sam smiled "its ok you ready for tonight?" max smiled wide and look at sam "you bet, first i need to go home and tell my folks where i'm going, steal my moms makeup and perfume and i'll see you here" sam nodded "see you here then" the two separated there ways to get ready the night, after max filed his backpack with stuff and told his mom and dad where hes going but the didn't even turn, he then ride his bike to school already running late "dammit if it wasn't for my siblings i could fame make it on time, poor sammy must been waiting for hours" at the school entrance sam was waiting for his bunny boyfriend to arrive "come on max where are you?" teacher walk close to sam and put a hand on his shoulder "come inside sam it's about to start" he looks down and follow the teacher, after a few minutes max saw the the school up ahead and went through the gate and in front of the entrance, as he climb up the stairs then trip on something and when he turn he saw and scream "melvin hargraves!" the bully drop his cigarette and look down "well well well if it isn't the fag rabbit alone, where's your friend?" max just keep calm and look at him with a death stare "none of your damn business asshole" melvin smiled maliciously "fine then, oh what do we have here" he grab max's backpack "makeup?, girl clothes?, high heels? wow i only called you a fag just to piss you of but after seeing this now i know your one" max got madder and madder but latter turn to shock and sadness when he saw melvin pull out a photobooth photo strip like this ones in carnivals and movies.
Sam was on backstage sitting on a box, getting nervous and worried because he's up next and max was nowhere to be found he then talked to himself "its ok sam max will be here, yeah surely he's planning a big entrance, he's going to make a appearance once it's our turn but what if his not, what if he got lost, what if he got in a accident" he then gets up and scream "i'm coming for you buddy!!" once he was about to run they already announce his name, he got nervous and swallow heavily, everyone was quiet and starting at the dog the only voice he heard was his granny "do your best sammy!!!" sam just stood there and tremble, hearing his own heart beat.
Melvin look at the pictures there were all goofy but the last one was sam and max kissing "oh fuck you two are a thing? a bunch of fag in our school oh his deserves some extra beating" max got up from the floor and put his hand out "come on melvin just give it back" melvin look at the pictures and the at max "hmm and what if i rip it to shreds?" max got scared and screamed "no no no give it back please don't rip it!!" he ran to get it but melvin put his hand on max's large head to avoid him getting closer "or what your going to bite me as if but you know what i'm going to keep it and tomorrow i'll give it back to you, right after i make copies of it and show it to the hole school" and from that said max snap and ponce on melvin the both started to fight there was blood, punches and bites everywhere the most brutalist fighting school history but sadly no one here to watch it, once the fight ended melvin trow max in the trash and left screaming "and stay there you damn fagot" letter on sam left the school and sat on the stairs on the school entrance sighing then he heard a noise and saw the trash can fell and max came out of there and started to cry, sam rarely seen max cry before he went there immediately hold him "max! what happen?! who hurt you?! speak to me!!" max look at sam with a sad and wet face "im sorry sammy i tried to get here, i-i trad my best but nothing i got here lare and and i got beat up and i lost my favorite photo and and the secret is out in the open now" he begin to cry again covering his face with his hands but latter to be hugged by sam "i don't care max, it doesn't matter that your late or that the secret is out or that you lost your photo, the only thing i care about is you max" they hug for a while and once was max calm enough they start to talk "now tell me who beat you up?" max took a deep breath and look and sam "melvin hargraves" sam got mad and clench his fist "i knew it, i'm gonna kill him" max hold his arm "let's just forget it sam he's gone now" they both got up and granny ruth got the car near them "dear heavens maxwell you look like a freshly new inmate in a person full of wrestlers, your coming with us to get healed" sam and max gets in the car "it's fine granny ruth it's just minor injuries i just need band aids, rest and maybe some of your famous cookies" granny ruth gave him a look and start to giggle "hehe oh maxwell you crack me up" sam put a arm around max "he always does granny hehe" as they drive home max whisper in sam's ear "lets stuff melvins locker with fireworks on monday" sam whisper back "i'll bring the lighter" max smiled "it's a date" the two slowly fell asleep in the car, granny look back with the rearview mirror and talked to herself "hehe they are made for each other" then continue driving.