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1. Inter-departmental Fraternization by mswhich for The_confused_writer

   Fandoms: Original Work  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Nov 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Monster Under The Bed/Monster In The Closet
   • Original Male Character/Original Male Character
   • Monster Under The Bed - Character
   • Monster Under The Closet
   • Original Male Character(s)
   • Getting Together
   • Falling In Love
   • Incompetence Incorporated
   • Bureaucracy
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Age Difference
   • Spiders
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Worldbuilding
   • human-shaped monsters
   • the spiders aren't a major part of the story or anything but just in case anyone has a phobia
   • Podfic Available
   • Romance

   Summary

   Stanley works for the Department of Closets. He’s been with the Agency long enough to be entirely unsurprised at the galactic-level cock-up that has somehow managed to assign two agents to the same client’s bedroom.

   Bertram’s with the Department of Beds. He hasn’t even been on the job for a full day yet, and so far it’s all going wrong.

   It’s a story about the monster in the closet (who likes comfortable chairs and a nice cup of tea) and the monster under the bed (who likes doing a good job and following the rules) and what happens when they start to like each other best out of everything.

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   English

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