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[💬] Hi welcome to wendys - 08:03
Matcha: I think I can speak for all of us when I say I was 100% expecting iroha to get caught in the act
pristine-bean!!: yeah!!!!!
FL(OW)ER: SO allow me to be the first to congragulate you on pinning the crime on someone else entirely
Fukase: ^
pristine-bean!!: ^^^^
Kokoro<3: ^^!!
nyaaah: thank ya thank ya, ur too kind <33
Kagayours: LMAO YEAH NERU TOTALLY DESERVED THAT
zhiYEET: YEAH
zhiYEET: wait why did she deserve it
Fukase: hm? are you on her side?
XinHua_pan: …..ARE YOU A TRAITOR???
zhiYEET: no???
Fukase: BURN HIM AT THE STAKE
pikkun-utatune: i thought u were dating him???
nyaaah: YEAH ME TOO
nyaaah: DAD LOVERS DONT BURN EACH OTHER AT TEH STAKE
Fukase: YEAH WEL WHAT IF I WANT ROMEO AND JULIET VIBES
Fukase: WAHT IF I WANT TO BRING TEH ENTIRE WORLD DOWN AFTER MY LOVER DIES
pikkun-utatune: IM LIKE 50% SURE THATS NOT HOW LOVE WORKS
zhiYEET: WAIT IM SO CONFUSED
zhiYEET: WHO IS NERU AND WHY AM I BEING BURNT AT THE STAKE BY PPL WHO THINK IM “SUPPORTING” HER
Kagayours: dudes chill out
Kagayours: moke wasnt here for all that drama
zhiYEET: drama?
nyaaah: yea what good school DOESNT have drama ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
pristine-bean!!: tell him tell him tell him tell him!!!!!!!!
Matcha: Let Len do it, it is regarding him
Fukase: aw poo, i wanted to do it :(
FL(OW)ER: you dont have any drama rights
akuno-akuma: especially after last time
[ONE]: YEAH
zhiYEET: huh
[ONE]: long story short my sister was outed to the enTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL
Fukase: BRO CHILL IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Fukase: I THOUGHT EVERYONE KNEW HOW MUCH OF A LESBIAN SHE WAS
Fukase: IA IS SMOKING HOT NO GUY COULD EVER DREAM OF TOUCHING HER
FL(OW)ER: as a lesbian myslef i can confirm this
[ONE]: THAT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE WAS FUCKING TRAUMATIZED MY GOD
Fukase: I ALREADY SAY SORRY A KABAJILLIONS ITMES ONE AND YIAKRI CHASED ME WITH A FUCKING IRL CHAINSAW WHAT MORE DO YOU ANNT FROMW ME????
akuno-akuma: your enternal damnation
zhiYEET: can you guys just tell me everything regarding anything that has ever happened regardiing drama
zhiYEET: i feel left out and it’s making me uncomfortable
Matcha: Oh, we can tell you stories all day if that’s the problem
pristine-bean!!: yeah we have a LOT of stories!!!!!!!!!!!! like the one where iroha got stuck in a tree running from a dog!!!!!
Fukase: GUMIS DOG OF ALL DOGS LMAO
nyaaah: OI IT WAS STILL A DOG AND DOGS FUCKING SCARE ME
nyaaah: “Σ== ᕕ(´༎ຶ ͟ʖ´༎ຶ)ᕗ
Kokoro<3: oh, but didnt you say i was a dog like three chapters ago?
nyaaah:
FL(OW)ER: SHES GOT YOU THRE KLMAOEJUEFNERBVJKELS
Kagayours: ANYWAYS who’s ready for akita fucking neru story time
zhiYEET: I WAS BORN READY
Fukase: HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH
Kagayours: RIGHT
Kagayours: so it all started when i was 10
Matcha: ….
Kagayours: NO I PROMISE IT ACTUALLY DID
Kagayours: so me and rin live with meiko and kaito and miku in a neighborhood right outside school right
Kagayours: luka sometimes hangs with us bc she and miku are basically sisters
Kagayours: but miku lives with kaito and meiko not bc shes an orphan like luka but bc he ractual parents kinda suck
Kagayours: WAHT IM TRYING TO SAY IS MIKU IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME
[ONE]: len i dont think social awkwardness should count if you’re texting
Kagayours: yea sorryim just nervous to type it all oit :(
Matcha: We can take over if you want
pikkun-utatune: yeah no one’s forcing you
Kagayours: no no, im doing this for my beloved moke-kun
akuno-akuma: aaaand any and all pity i had for you evaporated right at the kun part
Kagayours: WELL FUCK YOU TOO
Kagayours: aight where was i…
Kagayours: rIGHT
Kagayours: ahem
FL(OW)ER: get on w it
Kagayours: DONT RUSH ME
Kagayours: so one day miku’s cousins move into the house a few blocks down
Kagayours: their names were haku and neru (hakus RLLY nice disregard any cousin slander i thorw its all aimed at neru)
Kagayours: and neru was……………..interesting. she and miku had this weird one-sided relationship where miku was super nice to her bc of their similar family issues and neru jusrt brushed it off like nothing
Kagayours: she pissed rin off a lot bc of that. i was chill with her bc yknow, sometimes ppl have issues and trauma and its unfair to judge them for it n shit
Kagayours: but neru took my cool boy passiveness and general ‘am being ncie to u bc im a decent human being’-ness for smth else ENTIRELY
zhiYEET: ohhhhh i know where this is going now
XinHua_pan: yeah you’ve had your own fair share of stuff like this, right? tianyi told me abt a lot of it
zhiYEET: yeah.
zhiYEET: len if it makes u uncomfortable u can stop rn, i can piece it togeter form here
Kagayours: no no, this is story time
Kagayours: i must see it thru til the end
Fukase: aight but no one’s forcing you bro
Kagayours: aw, bro
Fukase: bro <3
Kagayours: Bro <33
Fukase: Bro <333333
pristine-bean!!: BROSKIESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
nyaaah: HESHDJNCEFJVJIOSECKSKCMVN (*☻-☻*)
Kagayours: so anyways neru had a big fat crush on me for the longest time and she wasnt even subtle abt it
Kagayours: i tried to be nice abt it and humor her whichturned out to be a MISTAKE
Kagayours: she bcame rlly uncomfortable to hang around after our last middle school dance where i let her be my ‘date’
FL(OW)ER: aka we let her into our already planned group last minute
pristine-bean!!: it couldve been a rlly nice night!!!!!!! neru looked so pretty in her dress!!!
pristine-bean!!: i have pics i can send!!! matcha took all of them so she’s not in a lot
Matcha: I was camera shy back then….
Matcha: Anyways, continue on Len
Kagayours: thanjs
Kagayours: so basically she thought we were a thing going into high school and began bothering us 24/7 despite me telling her to back off repeatedly
FL(OW)ER: i got to punch her in the end
XinHua_pan: i dont think she’s ever forgiven you for that lmao
Kagayours: yeah but it was totally worth it to get her off my back
Fukase: i wish i could’ve punched her too
akuno-akuma: fukase you’d break every bone in your body before you could ever land a scratch on her
Fukase: WOW OK
Fukase: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR?????
[ONE]: yeah but its tru
Fukase: seiufhAEIUFJWIOEJF???
pristine-bean!!: as someone who has been in a fight with her before that’s 100% true!!
Fukase: EVEN YOU???? AZUKI????????
zhiYEET: WAIT NOW IM INTERESTED
zhiYEET: how ddi the confrontation go down???
Kagayours: HAHAHAA
Kagayours: i am SO glad you asked bc that……that was satisfiying
Matcha: Yeah, even for the nonviolent people here
Kokoro<3: mhm!!!!
Kagayours: i got sick of her constantly waiting for me to a creepy demeanor. like when i was hanging out with all the girls here she got jealous even tho we werent even a thing
Kagayours: so one day, after much nudging from fukase and flower, i told her off in front of everyone as part of the plan, bc if she wants to hurt me she cant do it with all of you presnet yknow
Kagayours: but suprise, she became a total psycho right there in the hall after class
Kagayours: and to even more of our surpise, AZUKI of all ppl was the first to call her out on her bs
pristine-bean!!: yeah yeah!! i was all “girl you’re insecure as heck, and that’s coming from the densest person here”
[ONE]: and boy that hit a cord if i’ve ever seen one
[ONE]: even WITH all of us present she started throwing a hissy fit
Kagayours: yeah and one then led to the next and they started fighting
Fukase: like actually fighting dude
Fukase: pulling each others hair, scratching and gorging out each others eyes
zhiYEET: woah :0
FL(OW)ER: it was honestly crazy
nyaaah: it was and it was BEAUTIFUL✨✨✨
XinHua_pan: for me it was honestly more of a shock
XinHua_pan: mostly bc we’d never seen this side of azuki
Kokoro<3: and after seeing that side of her how could i not fall for her <33
FL(OW)ER: ^
nyaaah: ^^^^^^^^
pristine-bean!!: >///<
Matcha: And honestly if flower hadn’t stepped in first I probably would’ve become a criminal that day
XinHua_pan: smh you could’ve joined the ranks of the donkeys
nyaaah: ASAAERAAHUHUFJJKNKMKSFLLS
Fukase: ASUDHSIOFHNSUFNSLOHFOUSEIKF
Kagayours: IUFHEIURJFNSKDFNM,,S
Kokoro<3: STOP OMG I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT
[⚙️] [ONE] changed the chat name from “Hi welcome to wendys” to “Matcha joins the ranks of the donkeys ((REAL, NOT CLICKBAIT‼️))”
Matcha: …One i trusted you with these admin powers
[ONE]: matcha, in this world you either become a hero or live long enough to be the villian
FL(OW)ER: HELLO??????
Fukase: AEIUFHERIUHJEVRVKJRB
Fukase: PLEEEEAASEEE I CANTNTNTUENFIJKASM
zhiYEET: WELL I CAN SAY WITH CONFIDENCE THAT I WOULD NEVER SUPPORT NERU AFTER HEARING THAT STORY
pikkun-utatune: moral of the story; always be sure to remember that this friend group will go down in flames for you
[ONE]: yeah on top of punching ppl i can steal my dad’s handgun
akuno-akuma: and i can bury the body <33
Kokoro<3: guys……
nyaaah: WENT FRO M “awwh we are such good friends uwu owo <33”
nyaaah: to “I WILL ACTUALLY COMMIT FIRST DEGREE MANSLAUGHTER FOR YOU”
FL(OW)ER: i fear no man
FL(OW)ER: but those…… things
FL(OW)ER: they scare me
XinHua_pan: i love it here
zhiYEET: hell fucking yEAH
Kagayours: so what actually happened to neru
nyaaah: idk miki probably knows
nyaaah: but i think she got like. a week of detention
pikkun-utatune: well as long as miki is untouched, it’s fine by me
Fukase: as long as NERU suffers eternal damnation, it’s fine by me
nyaaah: PREACH
[💬] Matcha joins the ranks of the donkeys ((REAL, NOT CLICKBAIT‼️)) - 10:14