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1. Hermione Granger and the Quest for the Perfect Penis by ChaosAndCrumpets

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Nov 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Lots of Penis Talk
   • Humor
   • Fluff
   • Romance
   • Miscommunication
   • The Plot is Ridiculous
   • Hermione Granger Has Taken Her Research Too Far This Time
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Inappropriate Use of OWL Gradings
   • Surprisingly Low Volume of Actual Penises

   Summary

   Hermione Granger is unimpressed with penises. It's something she is beginning to resign herself to. But her curiosity is sparked by rumours of one in particular, and she will not rest until she has seen it for herself.

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